the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

79. Ch79: a peek into bulgaria's mind

u'know how mind-reading binoculars were a thing in hetalia (I didn't remember them well and I thought they were glasses so I had to look them up)

japan had made them, at first, they were messed up, showing u the opposite of someone's mind, but then they fixed them I think?

so imagine

germany takes the mind-reading binoculars so he can read bulgaria's mind and find out why bulgaria's been lagging behind the other eu members.

bulgaria's mind:

'man thats a lot of work. u know what else requires a lot of work? QATIQ!'

'qatiq is made out of milk. u know what else is made out of milk? BULGARIAN YOGUUUURT!'

'man I rlly want to eat some yogurt right now'

'yogurt'

'yogurt'

'YOGURT'

'YOGURT YOGURT YOGURT'

*yogurt splatting sounds*

*images of yogurt and a spoon*

'ok thats it I'm going to buy some yogurt'

*bulgaria stops working and heads out to the shop*

germany: 'oh so thats why he's lagging behind with the work'

also germany: '...and thank god that he spares us from the lamest yogurt jokes'