so bulgaria has came up with a plan of how to confess his feelings to russia.
"so I'll give him some homemade yogurt. he'll taste it and say 'that's the most delicious yogurt I've ever eaten' and I'll reply 'yeah I gave u my best yogurt cuz I love u'! and then he'd love me back!"
and so, bulgaria gives russia the yogurt. russia scoops some of it with a spoon and eats it...
"bulgaria, I love u!"
"yeah that's why I gave u my best yogurt- WAIT WHA-"
and then bulgaria woke up