I didn't write what serbia said after being pushed into the pool cuz it's a t-rated story

but anyways let's continue with the story

the next day, the swimming club (australia, hungary and serbia) gathers.

but bulgaria is also there despite being kicked out the previous day!

'BULGARIA WTF ARE U DOING HERE!?' serbia gets mad, expecting something stupid again. 'UR KICKED OUT! GO AWAYYY!'

'aw gee, no need to get mad, I kinda forgot. after I came here, I remembered you had kicked me out, but I thought that by today, you'd have stopped being mad at me and you'd let me stay. cmon, wont u rlly let me stay?'

'noNONONONO GET OUT ONCE I'VE SAID SOMETHING THERE'S NO GOING BACK GET OUUUUTTT'

'really-'

'GET OUT!' *grabs bulgaria by the upper arm and drags him outside* 'OUUUUUT! AND DONT! COME! BACK!' *slams the doors*

hungary and australia are worried about serbia's mental health (and are a bit scared, too)

'serbia... are you ok?'

'YES NOW THAT THE LOSER IS GONE I'M FEELING BETTER THAN EVER AND I EVEN HAVE THE GREATEST TRAINING MOTIVATION I'VE EVER HAD btw I might as well lock the doors, u never know with him'

and so they start their training but then serbia notices bulgaria staring at them through a window and grinning, nose and palms pressed against the glass.

'what the FU-'

'dude chill' hungary nudges him. 'it's not like he's doing anything, he isn't getting in the way of our training, just continue as if he isn't there'

'he's writing something ON THE WINDOOW!'

(bulgaria has breathed on the glass and is now writing something with a finger)

YOGURT

serbia loses his s**t.

'OK THATS IT'

he bolts out of the pool, unlocks the door and run towards the window. but bulgaria is gone!

'thank goodness' serbia thinks. 'I hope he's gone for good now'

he heads back but notices a familiar laughter.

BULGARIA IS THERE AND IS TELLING HIS YOGURT JOKES

australia is laughing but a bit annoyed. hungary laughs too but appears awkward.

'HOW THE F DID U COME IN HERE?!'

'u left the door open after I wrote yogurt on the window'

'why. why do u INSIST ON BEING HERE? TO MESS WITH US AND FEEL SIGNIFICANT? TO BE POPULAR AND LIKED? YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! U NEVER LOVED WATER SPORTS, U NEVER CARED ABOUT THEM! ALL YOU CARE IS YOUR STATUS!' *shoves bulgaria into the pool and jumps into the pool after him*

australia and hungary are a bit scared by serbia's outburst but they expect him to beat bulgaria up or to humiliate him so they begin chanting 'GO GO GO!' excitedly

and bulgaria is enjoying the reaction he's causing, it's super amusing to him.

'lol serbia when water has lots of air trapped in it it becomes white... just like ayran... AND YOGUUUUURTT LOLOLOLOLOL'

'EVEN IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS UR STILL MAKING JOKES AM I FUNNY TO YOU AM I FUNNY?!' *grabs bulgaria's head and presses it underwater* 'THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME UR MAKING FUN OF ME THE LAST TIME YOU MAKE UR DUMB YOGURT JOKES ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS ALLLL OVEERRRRRR'

bulgaria trashes desperately. hungary and australia stop chanting 'GO' and are shocked. the situation isn't funny anymore. by the time they have pulled serbia away from bulgaria and have taken the two out of the water, bulgaria has stopped moving.


(don't worry guys bulgaria is alive and well cuz he's a nation and cuz they performed first aid on him)