the weekend is over. bulgaria is keeping to himself, stumbling through world academy w's hallways. his friends don't wanna talk to him and ppl are being rude to him. and so, he comes across greece's philosophy, neuroscience and cat petting club (where the president and the only member is greece)
greece is sitting on a chair, petting a sleeping cat that lies onto his lap and thinking about philosophy, life and how emotions are related to processes inside one's brain.
the door opens wide. the cat gets startled, wakes up abruptly and bolts away from greece, not before digging its claws into his hips while jumping off him.
'hello greece! can I-'
'omgbulgariaWHY HAVE U COME HERE? TO JOIN MY CLUB? OR TO WAKE MY CATS UP? NO, YOU CAN'T JOIN-'
'greece, ur the one who's waking the cats up by yellin-'
'-AS IF I'D EVER LET U IN AFTER THE WRECKAGE U LEFT IN UR PREVIOUS CLUBS GO AWAY OR I'LL SIC MY CATS ON U'
'b-but-'
bulgaria is shocked by greece's reaction. normally the dude is chill, stoic and soft-spoken, what's going on?
greece, upon noticing how passive bulgaria is, mellows out.
'look. you pushed someone into a swimming pool. you set the school on fire. you summoned A DEMON THAT WAS GOING TO KILL ALL OF US. you're a walking disaster, and I can't allow you to join my club. I can't even allow you to be here, as your presence increases exponentially the risk of something weird and destructive occurring. I don't want something bad to happen to my cats-'
this is when bulgaria starts wondering 'wait what how the f did he sneak the cats into school?'
'- so I can't satisfy your demand of being a club member. now, please leave promptly.'
bulgaria leaves the room and closes the door. then, he collapses on the ground next to the club room and begins crying. is he really good-for-nothing? a disaster? is he truly unwanted by everyone? does everyone, including his friends, hate him? does nobody want to be around him? he sobs and sobs, clutching his knees and burying his face into them.
but then, the door of the club room opens. maybe greece has thought about it and has decided to not be so harsh on him. to let him in. bulgaria looks with hope at greece, face wet with tears.
'excuse me, could you cry more quietly? you're perturbing my cats and inhibiting my ability to focus on my thoughts'
the door shuts close.