world academy w headmaster: sir I've called u over to discuss ur son's misbehavior, he's been ruining the teaching process, picking fights with his classmates, damaging school property and pulling off yogurt pranks like putting yogurt on top of doors so it falls on top of ppl when they pass through the door!
old great bulgaria: TOO BAD SUCKER BEING A TROUBLEMAKER IS MY AND MY SON'S NAME *throws yogurt at headmaster*
world academy w headmaster: sir I've called u over to discuss ur son's misbehavior, he's been ruining the teaching process, picking fights with his classmates, damaging school property and pulling off yogurt pranks like putting yogurt on top of doors so it falls on top of ppl when they pass through the door!
old great bulgaria: HE'S THE SAME POS AT HOME BUT DO I CALL U OVER? NOOO!
world academy w headmaster: sir I've called u over to discuss ur son's issues, he eats yogurt during class even though he's been warned like 1000 times to stop and has a really hard time concentrating on stuff, he's super distractible and it's like he's mentally somewhere else all the time...
old great bulgaria *munching on some yogurt*: ...uh what did u say? sorry got lost in my thoughts again. but yeah I agree to whatever ur saying now continue
world academy w headmaster: sir I've called u over to discuss ur son's troubling behavior, he falls asleep during class... hey!
old great bulgaria *snores*
world academy w headmaster: sir I've called u over to discuss ur son's issues, he plays games on his phone during class even though he's been warned like 1000 times to stop
old great bulgaria *is playing a mobile game on his phone t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶* ...uuuuh yeah yeah keep on talking yeah god these things are fun thank goodness I'm a ghost so I can play them imagine if I had simply perished in the 7th century bruhhhh then I wouldn't be having so much fun
world academy w headmaster: sir ur son's acting rlly weird, one day he's like this haughty salesman who's super talkative and social and who sells people chewing gum with a wrapping that has hand-drawn horse pictures on it so people can collect the pictures but he also tells people weird stuff about flying snakes, the other day he's shy, eccentric and a prankster who's super impulsive and pranks people with yogurt still he sells that horse gum but he's different u know, one day he mentions the muslim god before an exam, the other day he prays to the christian god before a test and crosses himself whats going on?
old great bulgaria *nervous sweating* (he didn't want to pay for the education of 2 kids dammit)