well
u'know, old great bulgaria must've had a wife
bc otherwise, how could he have kids?
they didn't spawn out of nowhere, nor did he sticc his dicc into yogurt for them to appear out of yogurt 9 months later
I imagine she was a human and was quite similar to him in demeanor, worldview, likes, dislikes, personality, etc except she was less impulsive and more analytical, taking ppl out with one well-timed short roast that digs at their deepest insecurities
mfer prolly never told her who he rlly was and she thought he was a human dude (if she had found out he had been lying, she'd have dumped him lol no matter what fuck morals norms traditions and the fact he's representing her country a breach in trust is a breach in trust, if he had told her who he was at the start, she wouldn't dump him as he had thought)
so imagine
old great bulgaria, who's pretending to be a human, and his human girlfriend (they aren't married yet) are lying on the grass outside and starring at the starry sky.
old great bulgaria *points*: do u see that star over there?
human girlfriend: yes
old great bulgaria: that's me. *points*: do u see that other star over there?
human girlfriend: yes
old great bulgaria: that's u. and do u see this star over there on top of the other? *points*
human girlfriend: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
old great bulgaria: THAT'S ME RIDING MY HORSE