the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

98. Ch98: why the f u lyin

(north) macedonia: ok so this is a statue of my great tsar samuil

bulgaria: WHY THE FUC U LYIN

bulgaria: WHY U ALWAYS LYIN

bulgaria: OOOOOO MAI GOD

bulgaria: STOHP FACKIN LYIN

(he also did the dance from the vine)

(hats off to u if u know what a vine is)

(shoes off to u if u know that particular vine)