imagine if prussia and old great bulgaria met, neither of them are countries, so...

'I'M AWESOME'

'YEAH WHATEVER I'M MORE AWESOME THAN U CUZ I'M ALSO GREAT ANYWAYS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT SUCKERS THINK ABOUT ME'

'HOW COULD SOME PRIMITIVE TRIBE BE GREATER THAN ME?'

'WELL SUCKER IT'S IN MY NAME NOBODY SAYS THE AWESOME PRUSSIA OR THE GREAT PRUSSIA BUT EVERYONE SAYS OLD GREAT BULGARIA'

'WAIT I THOUGHT U DIDN'T CARE WHAT OTHERS THOUGHT ABOUT U'

'YES I DON'T BUT YOU DO CARE WHAT OTHERS THINK ABOUT U OR OTHER COUNTRIES ALSO UR MUM IS PRIMITIVE IF U WERE ALIVE IN THE 7TH CENTURY U'D BE PRIMITIVE TOO'

'WHATEVER I'M NOT A RACIST I DON'T RLLY THINK THESE THINGS I JUST WANTED TO OFFEND YOU BTW I'M STILL ALIVE'

'U DUMBASS I PITY U U THINK IT'S BETTER TO BE ALIVE THAN TO BE A GHOST WELL SUCKER BEING A GHOST IS BETTER CUZ I CAN GO WHATEVER I WANT DO WHATEVER I WANT FLY AROUND FLOOD STUFF WITH AYRAN AND OVERALL HAVE UNMATCHED POWER AND NO ONE'S TELLING ME WHAT TO DO' *snow starts falling except it's not snow but yogurt* 'BESIDES THE AFTERLIFE HAS LIKE THOSE SUPER COOL STEPPES AND YURTS AND HORSES AND YOGURT AND U CAN FIGHT WITH UR BUDDIES AS MUCH AS UR HEART WANTS'

'YEAH BUT U CAN VISIT THE LIVING WORLD LIKE 3 TIMES A YEAR'

'NOT ANYMORE AS AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE ME RECENTLY SNATCHED A POG OCCULT BOOK THAT ALLOWS US TO TRAVEL TO THE MORTAL REALM OF OUR RESPECTIVE UNIVERSES NOW I CAN VISIT MY KIDS EVERY 3 DAYS I DON'T WANT THOUGH CUZ IT'S ANNOYING SO I JUST SPEND MY TIME DOING FUN STUFF AND I VISIT THEM LIKE ONCE A MONTH IF I DON'T FORGET'

meanwhile germany and bulgaria are standing and watching the 2. they're telling them to quit it but old great bulgaria and prussia are so loud that they can't hear them. btw the yogurt is beginning to cover the ground. how is germany gonna clean his office now?

then prussia grins, turns to germany and is like 'WEST I'MA KMS SO I CAN BECOME A GHOST I'LL MAKE IT RAIN BEER'

he's not gonna do that really, he just wants to mess with his brother (who, unfortunately, knowing how crazy prussia can be, believes him and starts scolding him while being upset that his brother would abandon him at the prospect of a fun afterlife and immense power tho prussia would come visit him if he became a ghost)

meanwhile, bulgaria's eyes well up.

'dad... you could visit me every three days but u chose not to?'

old great bulgaria rolls his eyes.

'WHAT ARE U, THREE YEARS OLD? DON'T U ENJOY BEING ALONE ON UR OWN AND HAVING PERSONAL SPACE? CUZ I SURE DO. AND THERE'S NO PLACE FOR ANNOYING CRYBABIES IN IT. I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE- WELL AFTERLIFE- FREELY! UR A GROWN ASS MAN WHAT DO U NEED ME FOR?'

but then a swooshing sound is heard and old great bulgaria gets sucked into the afterlife.

'... he might not out-awesome me but he out-jerks me for sure!'