ottoman times. turkey is in his room, consuming some... questionable substances. (DON'T DO THAT GUYS DRUGS ARE BAD)

'BAHAHA A GREEN HORSE FLEW OUT OF THE WINDOW' then he pukes and faints

meanwhile, bulgaria, greece and serbia are sitting in the garden and bulgaria's like

'dang. turkey's-' *looks at little greece* '... at it again. gotta go check on him. u stay with greece'

serbia: 'wait how do u know'

bulgaria: 'a green horse just flew out of the window'


greece: what is turkey at why doesn't anyone want to tell me :(