bulgaria under byzantine rule. he and greece are talking before breakfast. greece is grinning and looking at bulgaria with eyes filled with excitement. what fun shenanigan is his friend gonna come up with?
'ok now we're gonna swear' bulgaria says. 'I'm gonna say "damn" and ur gonna say "ass". let's go ur mom is calling us for breakfast'
the byzantine empire is sitting at a table stacked with pog food. there are many servants that are serving her and the others.
'good morning boys'
'good morning'
'good morning mom'
'what are you gonna eat for breakfast?'
and bulgaria's like 'I wanna some damn tiropita'
to which the byzantine empire slaps him in the face.
'GUARDS! take him to his room!' she yells with an furious expression.
then she turns to greece, expression as calm and as friendly as before.
'now that vulgarian is gone, what do you want for breakfast, my son?'
'... idk but u can bet ur ass it's not gonna be tiropita'