chuvashia, bashkiria, tatarstan and russia are at the theatre. tatarstan is sitting on a chair in the row in front of the three. they're watching the play when russia notices a vulgar word written on tatarstan's chair.
russia (unembarrassed, with a loud voice as if he doesn't know he's supposed to whisper): hey tatarstan there's a word written on ur chair
tatarstan (whispers): what is it?
russia (still loud, with an innocent glee): хуй ^J^