chuvashia, bashkiria, tatarstan and russia are at the theatre. russia is sitting on a chair in the row in front of the three. they're watching the play when chuvashia notices a vulgar word written on russia's chair.
'I gotta tell him! it's embarrassing to sit on a chair with such a word written on it! but, I gotta tell him in a way that doesn't make him feel uncomfortable and doesn't get heard across the theatre'
chuvashia (whispers): hey russia, do u know, there's a vulgar word written on the back of your chair
russia: yes I wrote it ^J^