ok so the chapter wisdom tooth was a while ago

imagine if old great bulgaria and the oghuz khaganate watched over their sons from the afterlife

old great bulgaria: 'lol my son surpassed ur son yet again'

oghuz khaganate: 'wait, surpassed? remind me who's under the rule of who'

old great bulgaria: 'yeah whatever but my son created the cyrillic, all your son does is taking drugs to cope with his jerk ass bosses and the situation of his empire lmao his empire is falling apart he's deteriorating so hard he's literally called the sick man of europe besides my son will be free soon, I can feel it'

oghuz khaganate: 'YOU DAMN FUCKIN BASTARD U THINK WATCHING OVER AS UR SON DESTROYS HIMSELF OR GETS DESTROYED AND BEING UNABLE TO HELP HIM IS FUN? FUCK YOU GO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH DAMN ASS MOTHERFUCKER'

and old great bulgaria is just lol'ing at him, his pain, his anger, his misery and his powerlessness. he's not offended, angry, scared or upset, just... amused. ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶o̶p̶a̶t̶h̶

old great bulgaria: 'lololol LOOK NOW'

oghuz khaganate: 'OH MY GOD MY SON IS STABBING HIS GUMS SO HE CAN GET WISDOM TEETH QUICKER THIS IS ALL YOUR DAMN SON'S FAULT FUCK YOU AND YOUR SON KHAZARIA SHOULD'VE KILLED YOU BOTH FUCK YOU BOTH'