the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

132. Ch132: at the niagara falls

america, canada and bulgaria are at the niagara falls and looking at the waterfalls.

'I love coming here and gazing at the waterfalls, it helps me de-stress, they always remind me of the majesty of nature' canada says. 'what do you guys think of when you look at the falls?'

'tremendous power!' america exclaims.

'yogurt'

'wait what?'

'huh? is it because the water is white? but wouldn't it resemble I-ran more? I-ran? eye-ran? y'know, whatever is the name of that yogurt drink that you have in the balkans'

'nah nah it's because I'm always thinking of yogurt regardless of what I'm looking at'

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'oh and btw besides the yogurt I rlly wanna jump into that thing in a barrel or something it's gonna be so thrilling and fun! :D '

'HELL YEAH LET'S DO IT'

'no-'