romania and bulgaria have gone to the beach but romania has gotten some rlly bad sunburns. now, in the evening, they're sitting in their hotel room, with romania bemoaning his sunburns.
'hey romania u know what will relieve ur sunburns? BULG-'
'OH MY GOD STFU WITH THIS FUCKING YOGURT I SWEAR IF YOU SAY BULGARIAN YOGURT I'LL SHOVE ALL YOUR YOGURT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT SO YOU DROWN IN IT'
cmon ro u gotta trust him he's not joking this time yogurt rlly helps in making sunburns hurt less if u smear it over the sunburnt skin