1885, november. serbia declares war on bulgaria after bulgaria's unification.
BULGARIA IS FRIGGIN FURIOUS.
'U LITTLE DIPSHIT MAIKA TI SHI IBA HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME U WERE MY CLOSEST ALLY MY CLOSEST PERSON AVERA MI GURBA MI U WERE THE ONE I TRUSTED THE MOST U WERE THE ONE WHO I THOUGHT WAS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ATTACK ME U DARN BACKSTABBER NOW I'LL FUCK UR SHIT UP U PIECE OF SHIT IMA KICK UR ASS SO HARD ULL BE UNABLE TO SIT DOWN U BASTARD'
and serbia's like 'wait pls my boss told me I was gonna fight along with u against the ottoman empire I didn't expect that I'll be fighting against u I was tricked-'
BUT ANYWAYS THEY START FIGHTING.
then turkey arrives, dragging a chair with one hand and holding a bag of popcorn in the other. then he sits on the chair and starts eating the popcorn while laughing at serbia and bulgaria.
bulgaria stops beating serbia for a while to look at him, surprised, to which turkey throws a handful of popcorn at them while chanting 'FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT'.
'WTH ARE U DOING U TURD I THOUGHT I WAS UR VASSAL UR SUPPOSED TO HELP ME IN THIS SHIBANA MURSHA'
'lol no unless u give me east rumelia back'
'FUCK U I DON'T NEED UR HELP ANYWAYS I CAN WIN THIS SOON THIS SHITSTAIN HERE WILL NEED SOMEONE TO HELP HIM AND SAVE HIM' *continues beating the shit out of poor serbia*
maika ti shi iba / майка ти ши иба - "I'll fuck ur mother", a bulgarian swear
avera mi, gurba mi / авера ми, гърба ми - "my friend, my back", like when someone's really close to u and u trust them the most
shibana mursha / шибана мърша - "fucking carcass/carrion" is the literal meaning, however мърша (carcass/carrion) also means a deplorable person and this is what it means when people are referred with this word