the afterlife.
ok so old great bulgaria has an artificially deformed skull (huns and bulgars practiced artificial cranial deformation) and a beard (it grew due to him being a nation, his scars regenerated, TAKE THAT, HUNNIC EMPIRE!)
the oghuz khaganate doesn't have a beard or a mustache, his skull is normal, he's shorter than old great bulgaria and his hair is long and braided into 5 braids. also, when he was alive, he and his people were noted to stand out through their valor.
basically he never backs off and never gives up. old great bulgaria doesn't give up either so you can see where their fights go
old great bulgaria and the oghuz khaganate are arguing. what do u expect from 2 narcissistic ghosts who live vicariously through their sons
old great bulgaria: lol ur short
oghuz khaganate: stfu longhead
oghuz khaganate: also shave that hideous thing off ur face before talking to me ever again
old great bulgaria: fuck u
old great bulgaria: also, my son had an empire on 3 seas
oghuz khaganate: that's nothing, my son had an empire on 3 CONTINENTS
old great bulgaria: my son created the cyrillic, over 300 million people use it
oghuz khaganate: oh please, my son ruled over several dozens of nations, he ruled over your son for 500 years
old great bulgaria: whatever my son is in the eu and yours is not
oghuz khaganate: who needs that stupid eu anyways my son is in G20
(they can continue for hours)
khazaria: *laughs at them*
oghuz khaganate & old great bulgaria: STFU U DONT EVEN HAVE A SON
khazaria: oh
khazaria: *walks away*
old great bulgaria: so oghuz wanna go bully some losers?
oghuz khaganate: sure
that's the good ending to their arguments
there's also a bad ending where they start fighting and old great bulgaria tries to strangle the oghuz khaganate with his long braids even though u can't strangle a ghost
so basically they fight till they pass out, much to everyone's amusement
the other ghosts however learned not to bid on either of them cuz there's no winner so nobody wins the bets