this happens after old great bulgaria has taught the oghuz khaganate how to properly haunt and scare people
america *runs away from oghuz, screaming and crying* DUDE I KNOW ABOUT EYE-RAN I KNOW THAT'S THE NAME OF THE YOGURT DRINK PLS LEAVE ME ALONEEEE ;д;
(the ;д; is an emoticon that's supposed to represent a crying face)
meanwhile the lights are flashing, every time they flash and it's dark, the walls look like they're being contorted and like they're forming huge glowing mouths with sharp, toothlike uneven edges with glowing eyes looking at america, oghuz is flying towards him, black tar flowing out of his empty eyes and agape mouth also there are maggots coming out of his eyes (none of this is real, just a magical ghost-powered illusion), kitchenware is flying around
america tries to lock himself in the bathroom but the shower curtain is moved aside by an one-eyed giant with blood on his mouth that stares at him with a maniacally wide-opened eye. the giant licks his bloody lips and slowly moves towards america. america screams and tries to unlock the door but the lock won't move.
the giant comes closer and closer...
then the oghuz khaganate passes quickly through the wall.
'IT'S AYRAN U DUMB FUCK IT'S AYRAAAAAAAAN!' *throws packages of sugar at america* 'AND THIS! SHIT! HAS NO PLACE IN IT!' *approaches america* 'NEITHER DOES THE FRUIT PUREE!'
america *screams*
old great bulgaria: :D this is funny
also old great bulgaria: damn oghuz I've taught u well (of course old great bulgaria, being very narcissistic, wants to take credit for oghuz's deeds)