old great bulgaria has just died. now he's roaming through the steppes of the nation afterlife.
'damn I wish my wife was here' he thinks. 'but I'll probably never see her again, as she was a human and humans go to a different afterlife. oh well... I'm glad I knew her...'
he becomes thoughtful, staring emptily into the nothingness in front of him. his eyes get teary... but there's no point in crying. it's not like she'll appear if he cries for her.
except... she does appear.
she seems happy to see him but is also shocked.
'WTH ARE U DOING HERE THIS IS THE NATIONS AFTERLIFE' she yells in excitement and disbelief. he was going to ask the same when he saw her. oh well at least it's cool that she's not making fun of him crying (damn she's a jerk)
'NO WTH ARE U DOING HERE IN THE NATION AFTERLIFE'
'THAT'S WHAT I ASKED U'
'NO THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING U'
'STFU I ASKED FIRST- OH WAIT'
turns out, her name is onoghur, she represented a nomadic tribe and she lied to bulgar about being a human
just like how bulgar lied to her about being a human
each of them thought the other was a human
they never found out each other's secret cuz they always managed to separate before the start of battles, with each one of them avoiding the other (so they can hide how fast their wounds can regenerate)
then, they were angry at each other for lying and each of them retreated to their own yurt. then, each of them thought 'wait why should I be mad he/she did the same thing that I did we're super alike this only goes to show how well we fit each other'
then, each of them got on their ghost horse and started riding towards the other's yurt with the intention to make up. of course, they ended up finding the other's yurt empty.
anyways they made up afterwards and went to harass others for fun
they will always be bound by their similar personalities & demeanor
and by the single braincell they share