the beginning of the twentieth century. bulgaria is just standing and chilling.
prussia walks by.
"GUTEN TAG BULGARIA" he yells while slapping bulgaria's butt.
"IMBECILE!" bulgaria yells as he punches prussia.
prussia falls on the ground face first and a horse carriage runs over his forearms.
prussia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
THEN BULGARIA SITS ON PRUSSIA'S BACK
PULLS OUT A DAGGER
SLITS HIS THROAT
SLOWLY DECAPITATES HIM
AND CARVES A CUP OUT OF HIS SKULL WITH HIS DAGGER WHILE LAUGHING MANIACALLY
everyone around: wtfffff
moral of the story: don't go around slapping ppl's butts
also this is inspired by the german kaiser wilhelm the 2nd slapping the bulgarian tsar ferdinand's behind (the tsar didn't brutally murder the kaiser afterwards though don't worry he only sealed an arms deal with a french company instead of a german one)