ok so avar = avar khaganate, avaria (pannonian)

bulgar = old great bulgaria

sometime, in the 6th century, at some glade, during nighttime with a starry sky

bulgar and avar are just sitting on the grass and chilling

avar: yo I rlly wonder what it'd be like to ride a flying horse

bulgar: yeah I do too

later, at present day, nations afterlife

bulgar: hey avar remember what u asked me 15 centuries ago?

avar: bruh like I remember

bulgar: u asked me what riding a flying horse would be like. and I know the answer. just follow me to the mortal world

they go into the mortal world as ghosts.

avar: bulgar aren't we gonna stand out in our clothes?

bulgar: nah don't worry nowadays everyone dresses in different ways there are all sorts of eccentric ppl so there won't be any problem now follow me

they enter a theme park. dang avar is dazzled it's so loud with various noises from different places, the lights are shining from all directions in all sorts of colors, some are flashing, and there are so many people and so many different smells

bulgar: yo avar u alright?

avar: I'm fine, it's just... I've never seen anything like that before

bulgar: now I'ma show u what a flying horse is like *punches two passersby and knocks them out, then takes their tickets*

avar: why did u do that, u could've simply conjured tickets with ur ghost powers

bulgar: oh wait nvm didn't think of it

avar thinks "bruh what do u even think about WAIT, I KNOW, NOTHING" but doesn't say anything, he just rolls his eyes.

then, bulgar grabs avar by the upper arm and drags him towards a rollercoaster, skipping the queue (bruh why is it written queue when it can be written as q). the ppl in the queue get angry but bulgar doesn't gaf. the staff running the rollercoaster refuse to take their tickets bc they skipped the queue and won't let them ride the rollercoaster, but then bulgar shoves them away and sits in the front of the rollercoaster. avar follows him. when ppl try to take them out, bulgar uses his ghost powers to stop them from moving.

avar: why are u doing all of this, we could've simply phased into the seats

bulgar: avar don't u understand, this is all part of the fun *uses his ghost powers to make the rollercoaster restraints go down*

avar: wait what's going on?

bulgar: *uses ghost powers to make the rollercoaster train go*

avar: *senses the movement of the rollercoaster train* what is-

bulgar: chill u'll see what a flying horse is like

avar: ok, so we're going up, so far it's slow and peacef-

90-DEGREE FALL. LOOPING. COCKSCREW. HAMMERHEAD TURN. ANOTHER LOOPING. UP. DOWN. DOUBLE DROP. INVERT. UPSIDE DOWN. SPEED. UP. DOWN. FAST.

at the end, it slows down and stops at the station again, where all of this started.

the train stops.

the safety restraints go up.

bulgar gets out of the train, happy. but when he looks at avar, he gets worried.

bulgar: yo avar u alright?

avar: *pale, in shock, as if he's frozen in place, eyes wide open & unblinking, mouth shut, stares into distance, doesn't seem to notice bulgar*

bulgar: *laughs* duuude why are u so scared it's not like u can di-

AVAR JUMPS OUT OF THE TRAIN AND ATTACKS BULGAR BRUTALLY.

PUNCH. PUNCH. KICK. KICK. PUNCH.

'YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S ALRIGHT I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S ALRIGHT YOU VILE ASS FUCKER THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CRAZY PIECE OF SHIT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU'