the afterlife. bulgar comes across khazar, who's sleeping with an arm stretched out. and bulgar is like :) for he just came up with a prank.
he pulls out a pot of yogurt, squats besides his foe and carefully starts putting yogurt with a spoon on khazaria's hand. cool, he's in deep sleep, he's not even twitching.
bulgar pulls out a feather and begins grinning. oh, khazar, if u only knew what comes next...
he begins tickling khazar's face with the feather.
and then
KHAZAR OPENS HIS EYES WIDE AND SLAMS HIS YOGURT-COVERED HAND INTO BULGAR'S FACE.
'I was awake the entire time u dumbass, it's so easy to predict what ur stupid mind will come up with'