onoghur, bulgar and khazar are talking in a yurt.
onoghur: ugh taking care of these kids is sooo annoying I wanna be able to ride a horse through the wilderness without having to care about them and looking after them I didn't expect them to be such a big deal I didn't expect them to change my life that much
khazar: and that's why I'll never have kids
bulgar: yeah so khazar u know what I have in mind, u attack us and u pretend to kill us. the kids think we're dead and stop bothering us. then, we live freely again :D
khazar: ok, I'll help u two. but what will I get in return?
onoghur: if u can capture any of the kids, keep them. make them work for u and do chores, they're becoming bratty anyways.
khazar: okay seems fair
(turns out that khazar, bulgar and onoghur were good friends, they liked to banter and mock-fight. and so, onoghur and bulgar faked their deaths, traumatizing their kids forever.)
(the scene cuts to khazar's palace after he's established himself as a khaganate. in the basement, onoghur and bulgar are playing videogames after a long day of riding horses and hunting. khazar walks in)
bulgar (turns towards him): yo khaz wanna join? :D we've got a third joystick
khazaria: nah I'm too busy making ur kids' lives miserable
onoghur (without taking her eyes away from the screen): good
and then bulgaria woke up, crying. ok. it was just a dream. or a nightmare. his parents didn't leave him. they're not that cruel.