BIKINI BOTTOM - BUBBLE BASS & LEWIS TRAVOLTA
Walking through the Pridelands of Tanzania was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Pumbaa & Timon, Tex Avery, Droopy, Robocop, Skippy Squirrel and Maurice (Tex Avery) as well as Quint, Dixie Wolf, Fawn (Gnomeo & Juliet), Speciman 8, Stag (Adventure Time) and Tybalt (Gnomeo & Juliet) and we were there for a really awesome and cool and fun rescue.
Me: The Pridelands, I always love coming here.
Nico: Me too.
Pumbaa: Boy it's good to be home.
Lana: I'll say! I hope we get to eat some good bugs here.
Timon: Me too Lana. Especially when we get to eat the little cream-filled kind.
Me: Yeah!
Lana: Boy I could go for some bug chili.
Pumbaa: Lana sure loves eating bugs.
Xenia: Yeah she sure does.
Lola: That is awesome and fun.
Nico: Yep. Timon, I want to thank you, Pumbaa, Quint, and your teams for coming
Timon: Ah Hakuna Matata Nico. This is gonna be fun as long as we get to bash a bunch of mooks.
Pumbaa: Yeah you said it Timon!
Tex Avery: I'm ready for some fun and ready to bash some bad guys!
Nico: Tex, I really love your cartoons
Tex Avery: I'm glad you like them Nico.
Me: I've always loved all of the awesome cartoons made by the man you were made as an homage to. They were awesome.
Dixie Wolf: Now those were some fun cartoons man.
Me: Yeah they sure were.
Droopy: Yes they sure were and they were some of the most fun ever.
Nico: Boy those were great cartoons with so many fun memories.
Maurice (Tex Avery): (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja. They sure were.
Me: Yeah.
Maria: Any relation to Tom and Jerry?
Tex Avery: Yep he did help make some of the Tom and Jerry cartoons back then.
Me: Good times back then.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Man we really socked it to those Women Haters.
Me: Now NO MA'AM is back to being MUD.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: That was for women everywhere!
May: YEAH!
Me: Jerks like them make all of us men look bad.
Eli: Bunch of Chauvinistic morons!
Xenia: Yeah!
Lola: They had it coming!
Nico: Yep. They sure did.
Maria: Like a certain enemy of the KND.
Me: Margie?
Maria: Yep.
Xenia: Yeah.
Qin: Yeah. Those jerks had it coming.
Nico: And we learned about the Militia Drones.
Me: Yeah those were really amazing.
Nico: Just like the ones we use in the military.
Lisa Loud: That is true. I'm going to rebuild all those drones to benefit us.
Nico: Good idea Lisa.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: That won't be the last time we'll deal with those though
Me: Nope.
Qin: But it will be cool to see what will be coming next.
Me: Yeah.
Camie: Yep.
We were walking around the Pridelands.
Nico: I never get tired of visiting this place.
Me: Me neither.
Lana was eating some crunchy bugs.
Lana: Mmm! (Eating) Delicious!
Timon and Pumbaa were eating the Creme Filled Kind.
Pumbaa: Nothing like good bugs! (EATING)
Timon: Boy you said it! (Eating Centipede Slaw)
Lola turned green!
Lana ate a bunch of bugs.
Lana: Hey Lola you want some Stinkbugs?
But then...
LOLA VOMITED ALL OVER MAY!
Lola: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Me: OH SICK!
Xenia: YUCK!
May: OH YUCK! LOLA NOT ON ME!
Lola: Sorry May! And No, I don't want any!
Maria washed off May.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves an emergency that we are absolutely not going to like in the slightest: we got word from Clark and Lois that Kurt Bowman is back and he's in The Pridelands.
WE GASPED!
Me: Kurt Bowman, isn't he the corrupt homicide detective of the Metropolis Police Department who murdered a woman and framed petty thief Ernest Walker for the crime?
Lincoln: The very one. He tried to make sure that Walker's execution happens so his crime is not discovered, but was foiled by Clark and he wound up getting sentenced to death and gassed in the gas chamber.
Me: GEEZ!
Camie: Who is Kurt Bowman?
Me: A corrupt homicide detective that Superman got sentenced to death.
I went over his history.
Kurt Bowman is a minor antagonist in Superman: The Animated Series, serving as a supporting antagonist in the episode "Target" and the main antagonist in the episode "The Late Mr. Kent". He is a corrupt homicide detective who was responsible for killing a woman and framing petty thief Ernest Walker for the crime.
He was voiced by the late Eddie Barth.
In "Target", Bowman served as one of the primary suspects as to who was trying to kill Lois Lane, as an article she wrote about police corruption cost him a promotion. He is later seen watching Lois Lane from a rooftop after she wakes up from a nightmare.
Later on, for unknown reasons, Bowman murdered a rich woman and successfully framed a petty thief named Ernest Walker for the crime. Five years later, Walker is sentenced to be executed for Bowman's crime, but Clark Kent did his own investigation of the murder and figured out that Walker was not guilty and was really just eating pizza in his apartment. Bowman was fearful that Kent was getting close to the real killer and planted a bomb in his car to kill him, however, since Clark was really Superman, he easily survived but faked his death in order to keep his secret identity.
Bowman then planted a bomb in Kent's apartment to make sure there was no evidence of his crime left behind, the bomb detonating as Superman and Lois were searching the apartment for any left over clues. Both Superman and Lois survived the explosion, and, watching Bowman walk away from the scene of the crime, the latter quickly realized that he was the real murderer. Lois subsequently approached Bowman about his relation to the woman's murder, resulting in him becoming panicked and trying to kill her by pushing her off a stairwell, only for her to be saved by Superman. Bowman rushed to the helicopter on the roof of the MSCU's headquarters and flew away, also attempting to stop Superman when the former came after him, only to fail and be arrested. Following Superman saving Walker from his execution, Bowman was convicted of the murder and for three counts of attempted murder, two counts of arson, one count of incrimination, two counts of stalking, one count of illegal wiretapping, one count of theft, two counts of destruction of private property, multiple counts of corruption, two counts of bombing, and obviously two counts of vandalism of private property. He was sentenced to be executed instead of Walker in the very gas chamber he tried to have him executed in.
In his final moments, he began wondering how Clark (who had since resurfaced) could have survived the bomb, realizing that he is actually Superman just as the gas chamber was turned on, killing him off-screen and taking this revelation to his grave.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Xenia: WHOA MAN!
Me: Yeah he was a monster!
Nico: Then, this means Kurt Bowman's back from the dead, and only one person is to blame for it: Xehanort.
Sheila: Well, I'm going to make sure that corrupt bastard stays dead and gone forever. He hid his crimes behind the shield of the law and framed someone else for it, that can't be forgiven at all, he deserves only to die.
Me: Without a doubt.
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.
Lori: We got to get to Clark and Lois and fast before Kurt does, and then, we're going to piss Xehanort off even more by killing his resurrected zombie.
Lincoln: Right. (Sensed seventeen energy signals) And I just sensed seventeen energy signals, and they're the Keyblade Knights of Norion, Tallon IV, Aether, SR338, Utragia, Elysia, Bryyo, Cybertron, Ysmault, Okaara, Qward, Oa, Odym, Nok, Zamaron, and Umbrax!
Anna Anyanova: Awesome!
Me: WOW! We got a lot of Guardian Angels coming.
Xenia: Yeah!
Superman: I'm not surprised he figured out that I'm also Superman.
Me: I agree Kal. But not that it matters anyway. The whole world knows now.
Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Kurt Bowman) AHA! Gotcha, you corrupt cop. I just spotted Kurt Bowman, he's 20 yards away, and he's coming after Clark and Lois.
Me: We better get there as fast as possible.
Lincoln: Then, we destroy that undead zombie. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings and medium sized elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Kurt Bowman.
Jack Atlas heard a Pokémon cry. Carly too.
Jack Atlas: Look guys!
We saw an Aegislash and a Mega Beautifly!
Me: WHOA! An Aegislash and Mega Beautifly.
Nico: Wow! Oh the poor things are hungry.
We gave them apples.
Lana: I was gonna see if they like bugs.
Lola turned green and threw up on May again!
Lola: (PROJECTILE VOMITS)
May: OH NOT AGAIN!
Aegislash: Thank you very much.
Mega Beautifly: Yeah we were hungry.
Me: You're welcome.
Carly Atlas: Would you like to come with us?
Jack Atlas: Yes we are going after someone.
Aegislash: We would be honored.
Mega Beautifly: Yeah.
Me: Cool!
Maria: You won't regret it.
Me: Awesome. Now lets go get that monster.
We were flying in the air, and we saw Kurt Bowman, and like Lincoln said, he was brought back by Xehanort, but as an undead zombie.
Lincoln: There he is, and he really was brought back as an undead zombie by Xehanort. UNIVERSE 666 KIBAL, LET'S HOWL!
Me: KIBAL! LET'S HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I transformed into Wolf Moon 🌙!
As my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body and my entire body was then covered in thick brown fur, my rainbow eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye turned blue, my fangs grew longer and my rows of straight teeth turned into wolf's teeth, and my nose turned to a wolf's and I grew a brown wolf snout, my massive elemental angel wings and medium sized elemental angel wings underneath his massive elemental angel wings, eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails, and large rainbow wolf ears turned brown, his long wild shoulder-length rainbow hair became wilder and my large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind my head turned blue, and I let out a loud howl!
Lincoln transformed into Fire Moon 🔥🌙!
As his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body and his entire body was then covered in thick brown fur, his deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye turned red, his fangs grew longer and his rows of straight teeth turned into wolf's teeth, and his nose turned to a wolf's and he grew a brown wolf snout, his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and large white wolf ears turned brown, his long wild shoulder-length white hair became wilder and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head turned red, and he let out a loud howl.
Nico: The Wolves of Justice are unleashed. J.D., Lincoln, hit that undead zombie hard!
Eli: This is going to be good!
Me: You got it. Eat Wolf Fire, you undead corrupt bastard! (ECHOING) SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! WOLF MOON TENKIYOKEN! ウルフムーン天清剣!
I FIRED A MASSIVE BLUE ENERGY BALL SURROUNDED BY BLUE WOLF FIRE AND IT HIT KURT BOWMAN AND EXPLODED WITH INCREDIBLE POWER AND HE LET OUT AN UNEARTHLY ROAR!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
Lincoln: My turn. (ECHOING) SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! FIRE MOON TENKIYOKEN! ファイヤームーン天清拳!
LINCOLN FIRED A MASSIVE RED ENERGY BALL SURROUNDED BY RED WOLF FIRE AND IT HIT KURT BOWMAN AND EXPLODED WITH INCREDIBLE POWER AND HE LET OUT AN UNEARTHLY ROAR!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
Me: OH YEAH!
Nico: YEAH!
Superman: Bowman this stops now!
Bowman saw Superman for the first time since he was executed!
Bowman: YOU!
Superman: That's right Bowman. I would say it was good to see you again but I would be lying.
Bowman: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DID TO ME!?
Superman: Got justice served to you for condemning an innocent man for your crimes and saved him from being executed!
Me: And got you sent to the chair instead! Because in my opinion Capital Punishment is what you deserve!
Bowman: YOU RUINED MY LIFE! Also I know about you being Superman, Clark!
Superman: So you figured it out. No surprise. But you're a bit too late. The whole world knows about me being Superman.
Me: That's right. Everyone is now cool with it.
Aegislash charged at him and slashed him all over.
Mega Beautifly fired a Solar Beam blast at him and blasted him all over.
Me: YEAH!
Power Pack turned into Vortex, Siegelus, Division, and Oaken
Zero G: VORTEX!
Lightspeed: SIEGELUS!
Mass Master: DIVISION!
Energizer: OAKEN!
Shanan: WHOA MAN! Those are amazing! Zero G turned into a Tatsumakian, Lightspeed turned into a Cnidarigellian, Mass Master turned into a Mitosinothian and Energizer turned into a Querhauntian!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Wait a second. Those are alien monsters from the Skannerz games! I haven't seen those in like forever!
Nico: WOW! That brings back memories!
Laney: COOL!
Lana: Those are awesome!
Vortex: Yep. Watch this!
They fired waves of wind, lightning, energy and leaves and blasted Bowman down.
Nico: YEAH!
The Power Pack used the Core Medals for Samon, Manta and Dogranio Yaboon.
Touma (LupinRangers): Lets take his treasure!
Power Pack and Touma: ALIEN THIEF BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy and blasted Bowman down.
Taylor turned into Heatblast!
Taylor: HEATBLAST!
She fired waves of fire and blasted Bowman all over!
Taylor used the Core Medals for Manta, Manta (Code Lyoko) and Mantaraymon.
Umika: Lets do it!
Heatblast and Umika: FIRESTORM THIEF BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and blasted Bowman all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Mera turned into Water Hazard!
Mera: WATER HAZARD!
She fired waves of water and blasted Bowman all over.
She used the Core Medals for Ryugu Tamatebacco, Launch Octopus and Dogranio Yaboon.
Sakuya (PatRangers): Lets make this fun!
Water Hazard and Sakuya: JUSTICE WATER DELUGE!
They fired waves of water and blasted him all over.
Nico: OH YEAH!
Ben 10,000 turned into Ultimate Big Chill!
Ben 10,000: ULTIMATE BIG CHILL!
He fired waves of Endothermic Fire and froze him.
He used the Core Medals for Dumbbelltron, Sentient Ultimate Aliens and Argit
Tsukasa (PatRangers): Lets make this fun!
Ultimate Big Chill and Tsukasa: ENDOTHERMIC FIRESTORM FREEZE!
They fired waves of Endothermic fire and froze him solid!
Nico: YEAH! Wait the Sentient Ultimate Aliens?
Me: Oh man! So the Sentient versions of those are now in the M.O.E. That is cool!
Nico: Yep.
Style Queen turned into Frankenstrike!
Style Queen: FRANKENSTRIKE!
She fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him.
She used the Core Medals for Marionette Shadow, Soap Shadow and Puppetmon.
Vicky Emily Skartaris: I'm ready for some fun.
Frankenstrike and Vicky Emily Skartaris: INFERNAL FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and lightning and blasted him down.
Me: OH YEAH!
Xenia: Take that!
Marceline turned into Whampire!
Marceline: WHAMPIRE!
She fired darkness blasts and blasted him all over.
She used the Core Medals for Count Nocturne, Stage 4 Freakout TTG Starfire and Raging Raven.
Herald: Lets have some fun.
Whampire and Herald: FIRESTORM HORN BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and energy and blasted him all over.
Me: Oh yeah! Wait Stage 4 Freakout TTG Starfire? (GASP) Oh dear god! Vypra is gonna have a helluva challenge with that one.
Nico: What's Stage 4 Freakout?
Me: Where you're Out of Your mind!
Nico: OH SHIT!
Me: That dragon version of Foghorn Leghorn is a chicken with Bad breath!
Paula turned into Ampfibian!
Paula: AMPFIBIAN!
She fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Bowman.
She used the Core Medals for Electropede, Hellyfish and Universe 666 Mane-Iac!
Zina Zombie: This will be fun!
Ampfibian and Zina Zombie: LIGHTNING ZOMBIE BURST!
They fired waves of energy and lightning and blasted Bowman!
Thing turned into Rocks!
Thing: ROCKS! IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!
He went and smashed and pulverized Bowman all over!
Thing used the Core Medals for Stonedowzer, Clint Clobber and Stonetown Golem (Skylanders)
Then...
BLANG!
NICO GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN COURTESY OF... No one?
Nico: OUCH! OKAY WHO'S THE WISEASS!?
Me: WASN"T ME!
Indigo Zap: Less talking more fighting!
Rocks: Lets get him!
Rocks and Indigo Zap: LIGHTNING ROCK SMASHER!
They fired waves of rock and lightning and smashed him all over.
Me: YEAH!
Yusuke turned into XLR8!
Yusuke: XLR8!
ZOOM!
He ran fast and bashed and smashed Boomer all over.
He used the Core Medals for Black Manta, Lego Black Manta and Superfriends Black Manta!
Kuwabara: Lets get him Urameshi! SPIRIT SWORD!
He formed a sword of energy!
XLR8 and Kuwabara: SPEEDING SWORD SLASHER!
They ran and slashed Bowman all over!
Nico: Fast and awesome!
Bowman: I got one trick up my sleeve!
Bowman got out some Kryptonite
Me: Kryptonite!
Qin: Uh oh!
He held up the Kryptonite to Superman but shockingly nothing happened.
Nico: Ha! Nice try! But we made Superman and Supergirl and all the Kryptonians immune to Kryptonite.
Bowman: Funny. That usually works.
Poromon: So does this! (Pecks him)
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Bowman: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!
Tex Avery: How about this!
He bashed Bowman with a hammer!
Bowman: OUCH! I'LL TEAR YA APART!
Tex Avery: Ehhh I don't think so!
Poliwag slapped him all over with his tail.
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Poliwag: You like that!?
A Sea Bear appeared!
Sea Bear: (GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY)
Bowman: Mommy?
The Sea Bear REALLY MANGLED HIM UP!
Then the Sea Bear left.
A Sea Rhinoceros came and then smashed Bowman all over!
Poliwag: YAY!
Me: Hey Bowman!
Bowman: WHAT!
I then kissed him full on the mouth like Bugs Bunny did!
SMOOOCH!
Bowman spit out my germs!
Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!
Horsea squirted ink and blinded him.
Me: YEAH!
Qin: Take that.
Manaphy ran at him and bashed him on his head!
KRASMASH!
He got hit in his head hard and had a huge lump on it!
Superman grabbed the Kryptonite from him and gave it to me.
Me: Thanks Kal.
I pocketed it.
I punched Bowman!
Me: That was for framing an innocent man!
Sheila: You should have stayed in Hell where you belong!
Tentacool went up to him and fired laser blast from her jewel and blasted him all over.
Tentacool: Take that!
Suddenly, seventeen energy blasts came out of nowhere and hit Kurt Bowman, and then, we saw seventeen girls appear: eight of the girls have long hair, eyes, clothes, and angel wings matching the colors of the Lantern Corps and they have the Lantern Corps symbols on their foreheads and the other seven girls have long hair, eyes, clothes, and angel wings matching the colors of the planets of Norion, Tallon IV, Aether, SR338, Utragia, Elysia, Bryyo, and Cybertron, and they have awesome Keyblades in hand.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Nadia Norion, Keyblade Knight of Norion, Tallia Tallon, Keyblade Knight of Tallon IV, Kira Hikari Aether, Keyblade Knight of Aether, Yami Kage Aether, Keyblade Knight of Dark Aether, Serena Rasca, Keyblade Knight of SR388, Xenia Utragia, Keyblade Knight of Utragia, Eleanor Elysia, Keyblade Knight of Elysia, Bianca Bryyo, Keyblade Knight of Bryyo, Cianna Cybertron, Keyblade Knight of Cybertron, Yinnia Ysmault, Keyblade Knight of Ysmault, Odalia Okaara, Keyblade Knight of Okaara, Qin Qward, Keyblade Knight of Qward, Ophelia Oa, Keyblade Knight of Oa, Arella Odym, Keyblade Knight of Odym, Nina Nok, Keyblade Knight of Nok, Zamia Zamaron, Keyblade Knight of Zamaron, and Noriko Umbrax, Keyblade Knight of the Planet Star Umbrax.
Legoshi: I sense two Keyblade Knights of The Lantern Corps are missing: The Keyblade Knight of The Black Lanterns of Ryut and The Keyblade Knight of The White Lanterns.
Sheila: We'll meet them very soon. Right now, let's get this bastard.
Suddenly, Sheila Castille's yellow eyes turned neon yellow, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, webs, rocks, spiders, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she unholstered her massive Sheila Castille's Cosmic Eternal Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Phoenix Angel Justice from her back, and as she approached Kurt Bowman, she left green energy, stars, webs, rocks, spiders, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Sheila: You've got some goddamn nerve showing your face here, Kurt, I've always despised you for everything you've done in framing someone for a crime you committed. You have and always be a heartless ruthless killer who has shown no compassion towards innocent people at all, all you ever cared about was yourself. You deserved getting sent to the gas chamber as soon as the truth was exposed. I've absolutely had it up to hear with you, Kurt, you're nothing more than a pathetic lowlife who committed far too many crimes, and now, we're sending you back to the grave, and we'll make sure that you remain a forgotten memory forever.
Suddenly, Sheila Castille was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, webs, spiders, and Earth surrounding the vortex, there are spiders, phoenixes, angels, and Shredlegs running and flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a grey phoenix with red eyes glaring at Kurt Bowman: the red eyes of eternal death.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Now, this is going to be good! I hope she tears him apart piece by piece!
Kurt Bowman: YOU FUCKING BITCH! DIE!
Kurt Bowman charged at the vortex still intending to kill Sheila, but that bastard got hit with a rock and he screamed in agony as it damaged his face.
Eli: Ooh, now that's going to leave a scar on her! Serves him right!
Lincoln: And it's one he'll take back with him to the grave!
Then, as the vortex faded, Sheila Castille emerged, but she was changed forever.
Sheila Castille-Loud grew from 7'9" to 8'3" in height, she has gold braces on her biceps and thighs and she now has twelve large green planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has spring green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing green hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon yellow eyes and a green energy aura with stars, rocks, webs, spiders, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Shredlegs holding the Earth Kanji in its legs emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on spiders earrings with green crystals for the eyes and the Earth and Eternity Kanji in its legs, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold leaf links and green crystal links and green spider-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is Shredlegs with green crystals for the eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its legs for the pendant and she has on a white and gold-accented choker on her neck. Sheila Castille has on a short-sleeved purple blouse, purple short-sleeved top with a green phoenix and rocks on it, lavender pants, lavender legwarmers, spring green shoes with butterflies on it, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, rocks, webs, spiders, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Shredlegs surrounded by rocks and Earth and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a green gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and components for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Sheila Castille felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive green angel wings with light green tips on the large green feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized green angel wings with light green tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive green angel wings. Sheila Castille has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger, Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and gold wedding ring on her right pinky finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on black fingerless gloves with gold-armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Sheila Castille's massive Sheila Castille's Cosmic Eternal Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Phoenix Angel Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, rocks, webs, spiders, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sheila Castille's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Phoenix Angel God Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Phoenix Angel God Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and Shredlegs etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged, brown blade, large brown spider heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large spider heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom is a spider head with green gems for eyes for the pommel. Sheila Castille has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Shredlegs' head with green gems for eyes and large green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark green kanji with rocks in between the kanji below Shredlegs that said, "Sheila Castille-Loud, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Shredlegs, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Police Officer of The Gotham Royal York Police Department, Loving Wife of Eric Loud, Loving Mother of Beautiful Kids, Archenemy of Milos Masaryk Also Known As Unicorn, Loving Sister of Lupin and his Friends, Destroyer of Evil Montana Max, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, and Tengu Shredder, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Spiders, Webs, Phoenixes, and Angels"
シーラ・カスティーユ・ラウド、ジーン・スラマーでありシュレッドレッグスのパートナー、アンダーグラウンド・ガールズとザ・タートルズの親愛なる友人であり同盟者、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨーク警察署の警察官、エリック・ラウドの愛する妻、美しい子供たちの愛する母親、ミロス島の大敵マサリクは、ユニコーンとしても知られ、ルパンとその友人たちの愛する姉妹、悪のモンタナ・マックスの破壊者、チェレルの破壊者、ウルトロム・シュレッダー、そして宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主であるテング・シュレッダーとしても知られています。多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天上のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実と正義の真の女神、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして地球、クモ、クモの巣、フェニックス、天使のマスターの集まり
Sheila Castille has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-SHREDLEGS-SPIDER-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Sheila Castille-Loud's Super Angel-Underground Girl-Shredlegs-Spider-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Eric Loud saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Kurt Bowman saw it, he went ballistic and got out a knife and he ran at her to kill her again, but Sheila fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, rocks, webs, spiders, phoenixes, and angels which hits Kurt Bowman, and he got hit and sent flying into another tree, he got back up, and that really really set him off now!
Sheila: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Star Earth Underground Spider Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Star Cosmic Earth Underground Spider Phoenix God Angel Hope) You've had this coming for a very long time, Kurt.
Me: Clark told us everything about what you've done, and we hate corrupt cops like you!
Lincoln: Any who use the law to cover their crimes deserves to be punished, but you, you need to be sent right back to the grave!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I was quite surprised you'd return to get revenge, but that ends now, Kurt, you're heading right back to the grave.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've lived for far too long, now it's time for you to pay for everything you've done!
Lincoln, Sheila, and I went after Kurt Bowman, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Kurt Bowman, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Sheila, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Kurt Bowman even more madder than ever and he exploded even more with extreme rage.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for the grand finale. HEAVEN'S ETERNAL JUDGEMENT!
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a vortex of heavenly white light which hit Kurt Bowman and he was torn apart by the heavenly light and winds.
Kurt Bowman: YOU! YOU! I'M NOT DONE YET!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done...forever. YOUR TIME'S UP!
Suddenly, the bell of judgement rang as he was suddenly confronted by the spirits of his victims who grab him.
Spirits: Guilty!
And they found him guilty, and then, the kanji Black Abyss 黒深淵 appeared on his forehead, and he was suddenly being consumed by the black flames of The Black Abyss: he was finally being erased from existence!
Kurt Bowman: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL! (LETS OUT ONE LAST ENRAGED SCREAM BEFORE HE FADES AWAY FOREVER!)
GOOD RIDDANCE FOREVER, YOU HOMICIDAL CORRUPT COP, AND NEVER COME BACK!
Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Sheila's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large green planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive green angel wings and medium sized green angel wings underneath are permanent.
Sheila: It's over for you, Kurt! Never ever come back, you piece of crap! So, you going to do the introductions, Lincoln?
Lincoln: I was just about to.
But, before he could, Lincoln was swarmed by Nadia Norion, Tallia Tallon, Kira Hikari Aether, Yami Kage Aether, Serena Rasca, Xenia Utragia, Eleanor Elysia, Bianca Bryyo, Cianna Cybertron, Yinnia Ysmault, Odalia Okaara, Qin Qward, Ophelia Oa, Arella Odym, Nina Nok, Zamia Zamaron, and Noriko Umbrax as they proceeded to kiss him all over the place, and as soon as they were done, Lincoln was covered head to toe in lipstick marks on his face, arms, shoulders, pecs, eight-pack abs, and they even left lipstick marks on his neck and trapezius and his back, and his rainbow energy aura flared up extremely and gained a massive boost in power and energy, and he had an in heaven look on his face, and we tried to hold back our laughter.
Selene Emperyous: We'll handle the introductions after what they just did. The first girl is Nadia Norion, Keyblade Knight of Norion, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Norion and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on Norion, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of nature and life. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Norion and she's also a close ally of Samus Aran. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering life and nature, and she absolutely loathes and despises Billy McLean with a vengeance.
Zaina Emperyous: The second girl is Tallia Tallon, Keyblade Knight of Tallon IV, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Tallon IV and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on Tallon IV, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of nature and life. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Tallon IV and she's also a close ally of Samus Aran. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering lightning, and she hates Lori with a vengeance because she gave her a nasty black eye.
Eli: Lori...! (CRACKS KNUCKLES)
Vorya Emperyous: The third girl and fourth girl are Kira Hikari Aether, Keyblade Knight of Aether and Yami Kage Aether, Keyblade Knight of Dark Aether, these two are Lincoln's Guardian Angels of Light and Darkness and they're two powerful forces of epic power. they're two powerful and deadly warriors of light and darkness. Kira Hikari Aether is the Keyblade Knight of Aether and Yami Kage Aether is the Keyblade Knight of Dark Aether and they're known as The Twilight Twins of Planet Aether and close allies of Samus Aran. They came to Royal Woods long ago, and they really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and they also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and they're also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like their fellow Keyblade Knights, they harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and they swore if he ever returns again, they would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and they also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering light and darkness, and they hate Dark Lynn with a vengeance because of the Packing Day Fiasco.
Me: Whoa, Keyblade Knights of Light and Dark Aether, that's impressive.
Sandra Emperyous: The fifth girl is Serena Rasca, Keyblade Knight of SR388, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet SR388 and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on SR388, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of lightning. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet SR388 and she's also a close ally of Samus Aran. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering lightning, and she hates Lola with a vengeance the reason is because Lola hired hitmen to kill him and got a punishment bestowed on her that is so horrible that it is beyond imagination.
Me: I remembered that one all too well, Lola not only got grounded, but Ms. Rita called the cops on her and sent her to jail after pressing charges on her for hiring hitmen to kill him.
Sadie Emperyous: The sixth girl is Xenia Utragia, Keyblade Knight of Utragia, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Utragia and she's a powerful force of epic power and a deadly force of good that loathes the Space Pirates. She was born and raised on Utragia, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of Nova Fire and energy. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Utragia and she's also a close ally of Samus Aran. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering Nova Fire and energy, and she hates Lynn with a vengeance.
Nico: We've sent every last Space Pirate to The Black Gates for what they've done, now they're not going to terrorize the galaxy ever again.
Rachel Emperyous: The seventh girl is Eleanor Elysia, Keyblade Knight of Elysia, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Elysia and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Elysia, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of Plasma Fire and the wind. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Elysia and she's also a close ally of Samus Aran. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering Plasma Fire and energy, and she hates Chandler with a vengeance.
Me: She punched Chandler hard in the face and knocked out all his teeth and she threw him in a sewer and he smelled like a sewer for two months.
Nico: Ugh, that reeks!
Michelle Emperyous: He deserved it. The eighth girl is Bianca Bryyo, Keyblade Knight of Bryyo, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Bryyo and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Bryyo, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of fire and ice. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Elysia and she's also a close ally of Samus Aran. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering fire and ice, and she hates Lori with a vengeance.
Luna: Lori tried to use Lola's same tactic of hiring hitmen, but Bianca found them and burned all of them alive and some of them wound up getting frozen in ice forever.
Melanie Emperyous: Along with getting grounded for a month. The ninth girl is Cianna Cybertron, Keyblade Knight of Cybertron, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Cybertron and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Cybertron, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of all the weapons of the Transformers. She is the Keyblade Knight of Cybertron and the leaders of all the Transformers and their factions and she hates Megatron and Galvatron with a vengeance. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the weapons of all the Transformers, and she also hates Lisa with a vengeance.
Nico: Whoa. So, you knew all about the war between the Autobots and Decepticons and their history.
Lincoln: She's over 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old and remained sixteen since then because of her true immortality.
All of us: WOW!
Me: Incredible.
Nico: That's incredible!
Laney Emperyous: She's proven herself as a powerful force of Cybertronian justice. The tenth girl is Yinnia Ysmault, Keyblade Knight of Ysmault, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Ysmault and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Ysmault, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior of blood and rage. She is the Keyblade Knight of Ysmault and she's the Avatar of Rage and known for having one helluva EXPLOSIVE TEMPER!. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of blood, and she absolutely loathes and despises Flip and his family with a vengeance and she vowed to go apeshit all over that mutant!
Me: Oh, brutal!
Nico: When we do face that mutant, you can go apeshit all over him.
Camie Emperyous: She's waiting for that day. The eleventh girl is Odalia Okaara, Keyblade Knight of Okaara, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Okaara and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Okaara, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior of avarice. She is the Keyblade Knight of Okaara and she's the Avatar of the Orange Lanterns of Avarice. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of avarice and she gave him a massive pile of jewels that made his family rich and wealthy, and she absolutely loathes and despises Flip with a vengeance and she swiped all his money and gave it to Lincoln and Girl Jordan.
Nico: Wait, so you and your family became rich and wealthy...?
Lincoln: Because of Odalia, and she gave me and Girl Jordan all of Flip's money.
Valentine Emperyous: That mutant deserved it. The twelfth girl is Qin Qward, Keyblade Knight of Qward, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Qward and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Qward, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior of fear. She is the Keyblade Knight of Qward and she's the Avatar of Fear. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of fear and she has the power to bring anyone's worst fears to life, and she absolutely loathes all of Lincoln's enemies to the core and she uses their own fears to make them soil their pants.
Me: Sinestro told me all about a certain legend about her.
Sinestro: Yes, I did, and Qin Qward is someone no one would ever cross paths with.
Laniya Emperyous: You said it. The thirteenth girl is Ophelia Oa, Keyblade Knight of Oa, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Oa and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Oa, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and bringer of justice. She is the Keyblade Knight of Oa and she's the Avatar of The Green Lanterns of Will. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of willpower and she has the power to bring anyone's worst fears to life, and she brought numerous bullies that Lincoln faced into prisons all over.
Nico: I heard all about that, she really is a powerful bringer of justice.
Riley Mackenzie: She sure is. The fourteenth girl is Arella Odym, Keyblade Knight of Odym, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Odym and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Odym, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and master of hope. She is the Keyblade Knight of Odym and she's the Avatar of The Blue Lanterns of Hope. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of hope and she brought down numerous enemies of Lincoln's and reformed them into better people.
Lincoln: I also helped Arella in reforming numerous enemies of mine into better people, and she really taught me everything I knew after I became a Blue Lantern.
Stella Monroe: You said it. The fifteenth girl is Nina Nok, Keyblade Knight of Nok, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Nok and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Nok, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and master of compassion. She is the Keyblade Knight of Nok and she's the Avatar of The Indigo Lanterns of Compassion, and she's known for bringing powerful compassion to remorseless people and make them permanently lobotomized. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of compassion and she cleansed an entire prison full of criminals and put them in a catatonic state and she did the same thing to an Insane Asylum full of criminals like that.
Me: (GASPS) I remembered hearing about it on the news, I had no idea that she did that.
Nico: WOW!
Emily Lane: We knew how deadly the Indigo Lanterns are when bringing compassion to the most remorseless people and leaving them permanently lobotomized. The sixteenth girl is Zamia Zamaron, Keyblade Knight of Zamaron, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet Zamaron and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Zamaron, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and master of love. She is the Keyblade Knight of Zamaron and she's the Avatar of The Star Sapphire Corps of Love. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of love and she knows all about him and Girl Jordan's relationship and she is cool with that and she also hates Chandler with a vengeance.
Lincoln: Chandler tried to ruin my relationships with my Guardian Angels and my harem, and he paid a nasty price for it by getting thrashed all over by Zamia.
Sophia Kennedy: Messing with love is grounds for death. And the seventeenth girl is Noriko Umbrax, Keyblade Knight of the Planet Star Umbrax, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the planet star Umbrax and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on the planet star Umbrax, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and deadly force of darkness. She is the Keyblade Knight of Umbrax and she's the Avatar of The Ultraviolet Lanterns. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of darkness and she loathes and hates all of Lincoln's enemies with a vengeance and she vowed to kill ALL of them!
Me: We'd since destroyed Umbrax and killed all the Ultraviolet Lanterns, but the Ultraviolet Lantern version of John Stewart is staying in the M.O.E.
Noriko Umbrax: I couldn't stand what they've done, what they did couldn't be forgiven.
Lincoln: We took care of them long ago, Noriko.
Lincoln marked Nadia Norion, Tallia Tallon, Kira Hikari Aether, Yami Kage Aether, Serena Rasca, Xenia Utragia, Eleanor Elysia, Bianca Bryyo, Cianna Cybertron, Yinnia Ysmault, Odalia Okaara, Qin Qward, Ophelia Oa, Arella Odym, Nina Nok, Zamia Zamaron, and Noriko Umbrax by biting them on the trapezius and his rainbow energy aura flared up as he gained the same powers as them, and then, seventeen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on their necks along with seventeen Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love.
Nico: We were hoping to run into you girls as Anothers.
Lincoln: But, that wasn't the case, because you girls basically trashed Swartz and got away, right?
Yinnia Ysmault: We sure did, fucking bastard, who does he think he is?!
Lincoln: He did this to many other fellow Guardian Angels and to J.D.'s friends and enemies and Nico's friends and enemies, along with my many other enemies.
Arella Odym: I knew there was no hope in rehabilitating him, he deserved to die at the hands of the phoenix.
Me: And that was us.
Sheila: But now Bowman is gone.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: Nice job, Sheila!
Sheila: Thanks Nico. It was fun.
Lola: Yep. Now he was sent to the Black Abyss.
Carly Atlas: Good riddance. People like him gave cops EVERYWHERE a bad name.
Nico: Yeah no kidding!
Nico: Nice job Aegislash and you too Mega Beautifly!
Aegislash: Yeah we showed him!
Mega Beautifly: Yeah!
Poromon got out 2 beer bottles.
Poromon: Want some beer?
Aegislash: Oh no thanks. Fruit punch for me.
Mega Beautifly: Yeah me too.
Poromon: Okay then.
Poliwag did the Puppy eyes.
Poliwag: Pwetty Pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Jeri: It feels good to be back here.
Me: It sure does.
Lana ate more bugs
Lola vomits all over May again!
Lola: (PROJECTILE VOMITS)
May: OH GIVE ME A BREAK!
Lola: I WILL AFTER LANA STOPS EATING BUGS!
May got closer to Nico and Maria washed her off.
Lana: Aw come on Lola it's not so bad.
Lola: Yeah for you but not for me!
Pumbaa ate some bugs.
Pumbaa: Lana loves bugs.
Timon: She sure does. (Eating)
Me: Yeah.
Xenia: That's Lana for you.
Lana: (GULPS) (BURPS)
Ed ate some bugs as well.
Edd: GOOD GOLLY! Ed you have no idea where those Insects have been!
Eddy: Jeez Lumpy!
Ed: They are good bugs though.
Lana: Welcome to the party Ed.
We laughed!
Everyone but Lola laughed.
Bunga: It's fun eating bugs.
Pumbaa: It sure is Bunga! (LOUD FART) Oops. Sorry.
Ed offered some bugs to Double D
Ed: Want some Double D?
Edd: Uh no thank you Ed.
Eddy: Sockhead, you can puke if you want to
EDD VOMITED IN A PAPER BAG!
Linka: Let it out Double D.
She patted his back.
Edd's face was green and he was hurling his guts out.
Ed: More for me!
Ed was eating them.
Nico: Funny.
Lana was eating more.
Lana: (Crunch) Mmm.
Lola and Edd were really throwing up in paper bags.
Nico: Geez!
Lola: Sorry.
Lana: Want some Poromon?
Poromon: Nah I'm good.
Lana: Okay.
Eddy: Now Lumpy is into eating bugs
Nico: He DOES like being dirty.
Eddy: Don't remind me.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: I agree.
Ed was about to eat a scorpion.
Me: ED Don't eat that one!
I stopped him.
I put the Scorpion down.
Me: That was a Scorpion. Poisonous.
Ed: We're immune to poison
Me: Not taking any chances.
Qin: Yeah.
Lana was about to eat a centipede.
She ate it.
Lana: (Eating) Delicious.
Nico: (LAUGH) Yeah.
May: Isn't a centipede poisonous?
Lana: Not all of them are.
Xenia: Good.
Varie: Yeah
Lana was about to eat a mushroom.
Lana: Oops that's a mushroom.
She threw it away.
Mario: (Italian Accent) And not the kind I use.
Me: No.
Lana: Oh.
Camie: Yuck.
Nico: Now to other business.
Pumbaa: (LOUD DEEP BELCH)
Me: Scuse you Pumbaa.
Pumbaa: Sorry.
Nico: Lana?
Lana: (LOUD BELCH)
Nico: Ed?
Ed: (LOUD BELCH)
Me: Feel better?
Lana: Yeah. Scuse me.
Timon burped.
Timon: (LOUD BELCH)
Me: Are you guys done?
Ed: Yep!
Lan: Yeah.
Pumbaa: Yeah we're done.
Timon: Yeah nothing like a little bugs.
Nico: Now for the Anothers.
Eli: (Concentrates) WHOA! Another Quint, Dixie Wolf, Fawn (Gnomeo & Juliet), Speciman 8, Stag (Adventure Time) and Tybalt (Gnomeo & Juliet).
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: So Pumbaa & Timon, Tex Avery, Droopy, Robocop, Skippy Squirrel and Maurice (Tex Avery).
Eli: Yep and I sense that the Anothers minus Quint are one person.
Me: That's more like it.
Nico: Yep.
But then...
KRASPLAT!
A watermelon flew in and splatted May right in her face!
May was knocked down.
May: (Dazed) Mommy read me the story about the clown pie.
Nico: Are you okay?!
May: (Blubbers) Yeah I'm okay.
Eli: There they are!
We saw Another Dixie Wolf, Fawn (Gnomeo & Juliet), Speciman 8, Stag (Adventure Time) and Tybalt (Gnomeo & Juliet).
Me: WHOA!
Eli: This is gonna be good.
Another Fawn: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that Nico.
Nico: Winona Watermelon! Wow!
They merged and she reverted back and it was the gene-slammer of the Watermelephant.
Winona Watermelon: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too.
Me: Can you tell us more about yourself?
Winona Watermelon: I'm Nico's friend from cooking class and I'm a chef that specializes in cooking and making things with watermelons.
Me: Boy that is awesome. By the way is the Another Quint friendly or hostile?
Winona Watermelon: Friendly and she is awesome.
Me: Nice.
May: Sorry we have to do this girls.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers all over!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Nico: And now we wait.
But then...
SPLAT!
A peach pie hit Nico right in his face!
Nico: HEY!
Nico licked it.
Nico: Yummy peach pie!
Me: Hmm.
Nico: OKAY WHO'S THE WISEASS!?
Poromon: Who threw that?!
Then we saw ANOTHER QUINT!
Me: There's the Another.
Nico: Yep.
Another Quint: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that guys.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair, orange eyes, pink angel wings, oranges clothes and had a tiara with the Peach Dopant Symbol on it and on her skirt and she had a cool sword.
Me: Freya Peach!
Freya Peach: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Freya is the embodiment of the Peach Dopant and she is a master of peaches and is an amazing peach chef too. Also like Quint, she's a treasure hunter and also does many jobs.
Quint: That is most amazing.
Me: Yep.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Freya Peach: Nope he didn't. I buried him in a huge pile of peaches and ran.
Qin: Nice.
Sakura Knudson: That explains why I found him in a pile of peaches.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first!
We did so.
Me: Lets get him!
Nico: (Gets out Quint's ridewatch) This claimjumper is gonna smash you!
May: (Gets out Fawn's Ridewatch) This little deer has a punch.
Maria: (Gets out Stag's Ridewatch) This deer is ready for some sweets.
Tex Avery: (Gets out Dixie Wolf's Ridewatch) We're ready for some action!
They used the powers of Quint, Dixie Wolf, Fawn (Gnomeo & Juliet), Speciman 8, Stag (Adventure Time) and Tybalt (Gnomeo & Juliet) and blasted the Another
Fu (Dragonball Xenoverse), Sir Farts A Lot, Mexican Food Fart, Alchemy Beast Ouroboros the Bronze, Dark Samus, Ghor, Rundas and Gandrayda and Evil Fire Minions!
Nico: Nice team Fu!
Fu (DBXV): Thanks Nico!
Me: Awesome!
?: It sure is!
Centarumon came!
Me: Cool Centarumon!
Centarumon: (In a girls voice) Yep and ready for action.
Nico: Elex Centaur!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and had orange and purple clothes and had orange angel wings and had Centarumon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt.
Elex Centaur: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this. (Echoing) SOLAR RAY!
She fired a Sun blast and it hit the another and blasted him down and I caught the RIdewatch and purified it.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Nice job!
Elex Centaur: Thanks Nico.
Tex Avery: Do ya have any favorite memories of Nico?
Elex Centaur: When me and Nico were at my family's farm and we were picking apples and we battled a demon farmer. It was awesome.
Nico: Yeah that was cool.
Qin: No kidding.
Me: Nice.
Nico and Elex hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Elex Centaur: Same here.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Tex Avery, Droopy, Robocop, Skippy Squirrel, and Maurice (Tex Avery) are heading to the north of Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here and Ets is going to rescue the one girl here, but we got bad news.
Alara Jasmine's little sister, Amara Jasmine, has come back for revenge on Alara Jasmine because Alara along with Lincoln, Verena Bergamot, and Ashley Cananga recorded all of Amara's crimes: embezzling from the company by stealing the company's money and putting it in her account and she plotted to kill Alara Jasmine and take the company and use it as her personal moneybags and bankrupt it by going on a massive shopping spree, but that resulted in Alara, Lincoln, Verena Bergamot, and Ashley Cananga to report this to Alara's dad, and because of it, Amara was fired from the company, disowned from the family, and after that, Alara's dad called the police and Amara was sent to prison. Now, we got word Amara Jasmine broke out of prison to get revenge on Alara Jasmine, her dad, Lincoln, Verena Bergamot, and Ashley Cananga. But, we're taking her down and we're sending her to The Xaikora Prison for the rest of her life.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in the north of Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here and Ets is going to rescue the one girl here, but we got bad news.
?: And we know what that is.
Suddenly, we saw two girls appear: one girl has long braided black hair, black clothes, purple eyes, black angel wings, the symbol of The Black Lantern Corps on her forehead and skirt, and in her hand is The Keyblade of Peoples' Hearts, and the other girl has long white hair, white clothes, blue eyes, rainbow angel wings, the symbol of The White Lantern Corps on her forehead and skirt, and in her hand is a beautiful Keyblade.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Rhonda Ryut, Keyblade Knight of Ryut and Enya Earth, Keyblade Knight of Earth. It's great to see you two, but we'll save the talk for later. Our emergency is Alara Jasmine's little sister, Amara Jasmine, has come back for revenge.
WE GASPED!
Nico: Who's Amara Jasmine?
Lincoln: Someone who's the definition of a gold-digger and company destroyer. She was once an employee at the company of Alara's dad, but she's done a ton of horrendous actions that'd warranted me and Alara to take action. We recorded all her crimes, and they were shocking: she was embezzling from the company by stealing the company's money and putting it in her account and she plotted to kill Alara Jasmine and take the company and use it as her personal moneybags and bankrupt it by going on a massive shopping spree.
Selene Arcangela: But that resulted in Alara, Lincoln, Verena Bergamot, and Ashley Cananga in taking the evidence and then, report this to Alara's dad. He was furious upon seeing all of the evidence, and because of it, Amara was fired from the company and disowned from the family, and after that, Alara's dad called the police and Amara was sent to prison.
Me: It almost became a scandal, but Lincoln and Alara stopped it.
Timon: What a mook, she was driven mad by greed.
Lincoln: Well, that greed cost her everything: her job and her family, and now, she's heading for the Xaikora Prison, she may not be a queen bee, but she did try to kill her sister and try to bankrupt the company with her obsessive shopping addiction, that alone warrants this.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long white hair and pink headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings that gave off the scent of jasmine plants, she's dressed in a purple long-sleeved jacket, white long-sleeved sweater, necklace with purple gem for the pendant, purple skirt, black stockings, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, light, flowers, plants, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Aromage Jasmine, holstered on her back is a massive light greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and black pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the eight girls for Lincoln to rescue and the one girl for Ets to rescue.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Alara Jasmine, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Aromage Jasmine.
Alara Jasmine: That's right, and I got the girls away from that rotten bitch before she could kill them and me.
?: YOU LITTLE BITCH, YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!
We saw a female with dark brown hair and she had on a prison jumpsuit and red eyes of hatred and rage: it was Amara Jasmine.
Sylvester: Time to tie this maniac up.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You've got some nerve, Amara, Alara warned you about the consequences, now we're going to make sure you get the punishment should you come back. Let's get her.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight and Brawler-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Timon and Pumbaa's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Amara Jasmine, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln fired a white energy blast that turned into a straitjacket and tied up Amara Jasmine. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Alara Jasmine: I warned you about what's going to happen, Amara. Okay, Lincoln, send her to The Xaikora Prison.
Lincoln: On it, Alara.
Lincoln beamed Amara Jasmine to The Xaikora Prison and into a doorless cell with Anti-Dark Orb and Anti-Dark Magic Barriers on it, and it's in a special wing of the prison: one meant for company destroyers and gold-diggers.
Lincoln: That's the end for you, Amara, now you can rot in prison forever where you belong. (To Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine) And it's so good to see you three again, girls.
Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Rhonda Ryut and Enya Earth wrapped their arms around Lincoln's waist and Alara Jasmine had her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and they proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine were done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine and hugged them, and Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine are very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their face, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you three since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Rhonda Ryut: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Alara Jasmine: (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Enya Earth: Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, the first girl is Rhonda Ryut, Keyblade Knight of Ryut, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Ryut and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised on Ryut, the homeworld of the Black Lantern Corps, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and deadly force of darkness and master of Death and she can summon the forces of the undead. She is the Keyblade Knight of Ryut and she's the Avatar of The Black Lanterns and she's one of Lucy Loud's best friends. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of darkness, death, and the undead and she hates Luan with a vengeance.
Laniya Emperyous: The second girl is Enya Earth, Keyblade Knight of Earth, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of Life and she can bring the dead back to life. She is the Keyblade Knight of Earth and Avatar of The White Lanterns. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of life and she also taught him how to bring the dead back to life and she hates Scoots and all of Lincoln's enemies with a vengeance.
Zaina Emperyous: And the third girl is Alara Jasmine, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Aromage Jasmine, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she was born with white angel wings, cosmic Photokinesis, immortality, and mastery over powerful light magic, and she also has the powers of Aromage Jasmine because she Gene-Slammed herself into Aromage Jasmine. When Lincoln found out, he was literally stunned, and her Gene-Slamming also caused her white angel wings to let off the scent of the Jasmine plants. She's one of Verena Bergamot's partners in her scented candle business, which rose to great heights and generated tons of profit. Lincoln made her a nature greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with his entire harem. Alara hates Lola with a blazing passion, and just like Lori, Lola tried to ruin the scented candle business through defamation by spreading false rumors on the internet, but just like what happened to Lori, Lincoln put a stop to Lola's heartless defamation spree, Lola was caught by the police and she was forced to apologize and had to pay Verena and her partners $1,000 in damages for attempted destruction of property, and she earned Alara's hatred. But, there's one person whom she absolutely despises: her little sister, Amara Jasmine, because Amara committed a ton of crimes such as embezzling from the company by stealing the company's money and putting it in her account and she plotted to kill Alara Jasmine and take the company and use it as her personal moneybags and bankrupt it by going on a massive shopping spree, but that resulted in Alara, Lincoln, Verena Bergamot, and Ashley Cananga who recorded all of Amara's crimes then reported this to Alara's dad, and because of it, Amara was fired from the company, disowned from the family, and after that, Alara's dad called the police and Amara was sent to prison.
Nico: Wow, so not only did we meet the next Gene-Slammer and Avatar of The Aromage Duel Monsters, but also, the Keyblade Knights of Ryut and The Black Lanterns and Earth and The White Lanterns.
Lincoln: We'd taken the same kind of action when Lori did that, and Rhonda and Enya really helped out in my training, and I'd brought back those who'd died tragically, and now that you're here, Rhonda, Enya, and Alara.
Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine's trapezius, and he slowly bit them one by one and he fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from their trapezius as the marks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine with black, white, and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and black, white, and purple crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with three white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine.
Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine had a smile on their faces and tears streaming down their cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine, and he leaned down to their faces and kissed each of them on the lips, but when they placed their hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their hearts were beating like mad. Then, we went up to the eight girls Lincoln was to rescue and the one girl Ets was to rescue, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Elizabeth Plantagenet, Li Hsiang, Miu Takajou, Rin Koukyoku, Rin Taikyoku, Junna Wakakusa, Moongram, and Tsubasa Satsukino from Ryuusei Tenshi Primaveil.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Elizabeth Plantagenet, Li Hsiang, Miu Takajou, Rin Koukyoku, Rin Taikyoku, Junna Wakakusa, Moongram, and Tsubasa Satsukino from Ryuusei Tenshi Primaveil.
Ets: And Ven the Monkey.
When Ven the Monkey saw Ets, she ran up to Ets and hugged and kissed him.
Nicole: Ets sure got his reward for saving her from Amara Jasmine.
Lincoln: He sure did. Are you girls okay?
Elizabeth Plantagenet: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Elizabeth Plantagenet and the other seven girls saw who saved them from Amara Jasmine, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back part of his hair and the front strands of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Elizabeth Plantagenet: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Elizabeth Plantagenet: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Elizabeth Plantagenet, Li Hsiang, Miu Takajou, Rin Koukyoku, Rin Taikyoku, Junna Wakakusa, Moongram, and Tsubasa Satsukino with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Alara Jasmine's little sister, former company employee and convicted criminal, Amara Jasmine.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating that jerk down and finally sending Amara Jasmine to the Xaikora Prison forever, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln, Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: That's it for that jerk, but what if Xehanort gets to her and offers her a chance for revenge?
Lincoln: That won't happen, with the Anti-Dark Orb barriers in The Xaikora Prison and in the other prisons, Xehanort won't have a chance to recruit any of the convicts there.
Nico: Nice one, and Amara really was a bitch.
Me: After everything we'd heard about her from Lincoln, he made the right call in sending her to The Xaikora Prison, she can stay there and rot.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down Amara Jasmine and sent her to The Xaikora Prison, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Rhonda Ryut, Enya Earth, and Alara Jasmine saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Rhonda Ryut: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Enya Earth: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Alara Jasmine: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Enya Earth: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Alara Jasmine: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Nico: You know, with the Keyblade Knights we've been meeting in the past few days, I wouldn't be surprised if there are also Keyblade Knights of The Solar System.
Me: Now, that'd be interesting to see.
?: (Twelve Voices) Well, you don't have to look far.
Suddenly, we saw twelve girls come in: these twelve girls have colored hair, eyes, angel wings, and clothes matching The Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Planet Nine, and Planet Nemesis, along with the astrological signs of The Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Planet Nine, and Planet Nemesis and they have the Earthshaker Keyblades in their hands.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Solaria Sun, Keyblade Knight of the Sun, Mira Mercury, Keyblade Knight of Mercury, Vina Venus, Keyblade Knight of Venus, Elaine Earth, Keyblade Knight of Earth, Maara Mars, Keyblade Knight of Mars, Janna Jupiter, Keyblade Knight of Jupiter, Selina Saturn, Keyblade Knight of Saturn, Yulia Uranus, Keyblade Knight of Saturn, Nadia Neptune, Keyblade Knight of Neptune, Penelope Pluto, Keyblade Knight of Pluto, Nina Nine, Keyblade Knight of Planet Nine, and Neferti Nemesis, Keyblade Knight of Planet Nemesis.
Qin: You and your big mouth.
Nico's face turned red with embarrassment.
Selene Emperyous: We knew you girls would come. The first girl is Solaria Sun, Keyblade Knight of the Sun, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of fire, life, and energy. She is the Keyblade Knight of The Sun and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Galaxias. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of fire, life, and energy and she hates Chandler with a vengeance.
Zaina Emperyous: The second girl is Mira Mercury, Keyblade Knight of Mercury, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of water and speed. She is the Keyblade Knight of Mercury and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Mercuries. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of water and speed and she hates Lori with a vengeance.
Vorya Emperyous: The third girl is Vina Venus, Keyblade Knight of Venus, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of light and love. She is the Keyblade Knight of Venus and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Venuses, and she gave Lincoln and Girl Jordan the most amazing and awesome date ever at the most awesome restaurant ever. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of light and love and she hates Hawk and Hank with a vengeance.
Sandra Emperyous: The fourth girl is Elaine Earth, Keyblade Knight of Earth, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of life and nature. She is the Keyblade Knight of Earth and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Earths. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of life and nature and she hates Lynn with a vengeance.
Sadie Emperyous: The fifth girl is Maara Mars, Keyblade Knight of Mars, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of fire. She is the Keyblade Knight of Mars and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Mars'. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of fire and she hates Chandler with a vengeance.
Rachel Emperyous: The sixth girl is Janna Jupiter, Keyblade Knight of Jupiter, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of lightning. She is the Keyblade Knight of Jupiter and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Jupiters. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of lightning and she hates Lisa Loud with a vengeance.
Michelle Emperyous: The seventh girl is Selina Saturn, Keyblade Knight of Saturn, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of rings of darkness. She is the Keyblade Knight of Saturn and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Saturns. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of rings of darkness and she hates Morag and Scoots with a vengeance.
Melanie Emperyous: The eighth girl is Yulia Uranus, Keyblade Knight of Uranus, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of rock and earth. She is the Keyblade Knight of Uranus and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Uranuses. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of rock and earth and she hates Killjoy Huggins with a vengeance.
Laney Emperyous: The ninth girl is Nadia Neptune, Keyblade Knight of Neptune, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of water. She is the Keyblade Knight of Neptune and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Neptunes. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of water and she hates Killjoy Huggins with a vengeance.
Camie Emperyous: The tenth girl is Penelope Pluto, Keyblade Knight of Pluto, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of ice and energy. She is the Keyblade Knight of Pluto and she's as powerful as 500,000 Sailor Plutos. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of ice and energy and she hates Killjoy Huggins with a vengeance.
Valentine Emperyous: The eleventh girl is Nina Nine, Keyblade Knight of Planet Nine, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of light and darkness. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Nine and she's as powerful as 500,000 Mistress Nines. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of light and darkness and she hates Chandler with a vengeance.
Laniya Emperyous: And the twelfth girl is Neferti Nemesis, Keyblade Knight of Planet Nemesis, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of darkness. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Nemesis and she's as powerful as 500,000 Black Moon Clans and she hates The Black Moon Clan for their crimes. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of darkness and she hates all of Lincoln's enemies with a vengeance.
We were really amazed!
Me: Whoa, so the planets of The Solar System have their Keyblade Knights along with their Sailor Scouts.
Solaria Sun: And like our fellow Keyblade Knights, we're not letting Xehanort get away with his crimes.
Neferti Nemesis: And it's so good to see you again, Lincoln, and you've really grown into quite the man.
Sebastian Mendez: Nico, I hope you plan on getting surgery to get that Dark Orb bomb removed from your crotch, I don't want that bastard, Xehanort, trying anything, and I know you better than that, you're not going to turn evil. But, being stubborn and hard-headed, it looks like you're going to give me no other choice but to put my own contingency plan into action.
Nico: (Scoffs) What are you going to do?
Sebastian Mendez: Who said anything about me doing the surgery? (WHISTLES)
Then, May and his harem spin-changed into sexy hot nurse uniforms, and when Nico saw them, his face turned atomic red and he had a serious nose bleed.
Nico: What the Hell?!
Sebastian Mendez: They're going to perform the surgery, just in case that bastard tries to do anything.
Me: I can't believe you pulled something like that.
Qin: Nico may be stubborn at times, so Sebastian decided to play dirty.
Gohan: I hope that stunt of yours is worth getting chased down by Nico, and you've pulled some stunts before, but your stunts bordered on you sending our old foes after them to cause havoc.
Sebastian Mendez: It's a risk I'm taking. Xehanort's not getting away from this, he's come back far too many times to count, this time, he's going to die here and now along with the jerks.
Nico: (Nervously) Uh..., girls...?
May: (Seductively) What's wrong, big boy? (Rubs hands on his pecs) Getting nervous?
Nicole: You played one dirty stunt too many, Sebastian.
Nicole got out a mallet, snuck up behind Sebastian, and she raises her mallet, and then...!
BLANG! BASH! CRACK!
Nicole whacked Sebastian on the head.
Sebastian Mendez: OUCH!
Sebastian had a lump the size of Manhattan on his head.
Me: (WINCES) Ooh, you used a dirty stunt on Nico, and you angered my daughter.
Lincoln: Next time, don't use any dirty stunts.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia are heading to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters and Zoey Tsukino made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them. Plus, we found out Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Agariel, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia dived into the water and they had a fun time swimming in the ocean and they saw the marine life that lived there, then they went back to the beach and they had a fun game of volleyball, and Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia are in your harem, Linky.
Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Agariel, the Finest Sushi Fairy, Gingangel, the Delux Sushi Fairy, Shariel, the Novice Sushi Fairy, and Universe 666 Selen Garcia, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for when we do face him and kill him. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey adventure.
Nico: It's New Donk city for round 1.
Me: Cool!
Nicole: Pauline is the mayor of the city in that one.
Donkey Kong: Me and Mario will go.
Fabia: Along with me and Koji.
Nico: Okay then.
Me: I'll go too.
Nico: Okay.
We went into the simulator and it activated and we were in METRO KINGDOM! Commonly known as New Donk City!
The Metro Kingdom is the eighth kingdom visited in Super Mario Odyssey. It is the greater location of New Donk City, a large city filled with skyscrapers and buildings. This kingdom's main landmark is the New Donk City Hall, the tallest skyscraper located at the northern end of the kingdom.
The Metro Kingdom is largely based off the real world location of New York City, hence the name of the city located within it. The New Donk City Hall is based on the Empire State Building, while a pair of triangular-shaped buildings outside of it appear to be inspired by the Flatiron Building, and visible in the skyline are a building and bridge resembling the Chrysler Building and Brooklyn Bridge, respectively. The way Crazy Cap has a flagship store in New Donk City is very similar to how Nintendo's flagship store is in New York City. Some street signs in New Donk City feature cycling wrong way signs that look exactly like the signs used in New York City, and traffic lights have guy-wire masts, consistant with their design in New York. This kingdom is notable for having humans as the main inhabitants - called "New Donkers" (the equivalent of "New Yorkers") - as well as Pauline as its mayor (notwithstanding). New Donk City has a 1930s-1940s aesthetic as its residents are uniformly dressed in pinstripe suits and fedoras with jazz music prominent. New Donk City's nickname is "The city that never leaps", a play on New York City's nickname - "The city that never sleeps". New Donk City is also referred to as "The Big Banana" by a New Donker, which is a play on New York City being referred to as "The Big Apple". The Metro Kingdom is also the founding location of the Crazy Cap Shop chain. New Donk City features copious references to the arcade game Donkey Kong, and it is implied the events of that game, where Mario had to save Pauline from Donkey Kong, are a part of the city's beginnings. New York City was stated to be the setting of the original Donkey Kong arcade game, while Big-City, a location in Donkey Kong for the Game Boy, and Big Ape City, a location in Donkey Kong Land, are also implied to be the setting. It is unknown if any of these are intended to be the same city.
When Mario first visits here, Bowser's airship can be seen flying over the top of the New Donk City Hall. Mario's first objective is to stop Bowser by heading to the New Donk City Hall Rooftop. Once the player climbs up to here, they will find Mechawiggler - a large robotic Wiggler taking all the city's power. Mario must then fight the Mechawiggler and defeat it, which will reward the player with a Multi Moon. Collecting it will take Mario back to the Odyssey, and the kingdom reverts to daytime. The player's next objective is to talk to Mayor Pauline at the New Donk City Hall Plaza. She tells Mario that she needs four musicians to perform in her big festival. Mario finds the four musicians (a drummer, a guitarist, a bassist, and a trumpeter) and takes them all back to Pauline. Once he has done this, the mayor will then tell Mario of a new problem - the Underground Power Plant is not working. Mario must then travel to the Power Plant and restore it in order to generate enough power to hold the festival. Mayor Pauline is impressed by Mario's efforts, and she asks if Mario would like to participate in the festival. He accepts the offer, and the New Donk City Festival begins. If the player can successfully traverse through the festival of the city and reach Pauline at the end, she will give Mario another Multi Moon. Collecting it restores the kingdom to its former glory (although nothing changes between Mechawiggler and the festival), allowing access to more Power Moons. Once Mario has collected enough Power Moons, he can head off to the next kingdom - either the Snow Kingdom or the Seaside Kingdom.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: New Donk City! This is amazing.
Donkey Kong: Boy it sure is.
Mario: It's-a gonna be good to see Pauline Again.
Fabia: This will be fun.
Nico: How do you know Pauilne anyway?
Me: I can answer that. Pauline was who Mario saved from Donkey Kong back in his first ever game back over 40 years ago.
Nicole: Dad's right. Mario VS Donkey Kong.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Wow!
Koji: Back then, you two didn't get along.
Nico: Nope.
Donkey Kong: No we didn't.
Me: That was back 40 years ago.
Nico: Wonder where she is.
Me: I think up there.
We saw Pauline and she was getting a park ready for a festival. And she was surrounded by lots of men and women in black suits and sunglasses
Me: Wow she has a lot of security in place.
Nico: Yeah.
We went over.
Security Guard: Can I see some ID please?
I showed my badge.
Me: Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Security Guard: An honor.
Pauline: Mario! Wow it's good to see you you.
Mario: You-a too Pauline.
They hugged.
Pauline: Donkey Kong!
Me: It's okay Pauline. Mario and Donkey Kong put aside their differences long ago. Now they are good friends.
Donkey Kong: It's true. Now we're friends.
Nico: And there's a lot more you don't know about DK.
Pauline: Really?
Me: Yeah lots of things.
Donkey Kong: Yep. And Pauline I'm sorry I did what I did back then.
Pauline: Oh I forgive you.
Donkey Kong: Thank you.
Pauline: But I'm glad you all are here.
Nico: Okay, Nicole. Who are we fighting?
Nicole: I'm glad you guys apologized. Also you're fighting Mecha Wiggler.
Nico: WHOA! I remember him.
Me: Me too. He was electrifying.
Donkey Kong: He sure was.
Mario: Mamma mia.
Nico: We better find him.
Me: I think he found us! Look!
We saw a figure on top of the tallest building and it was MECHA WIGGLER!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Mecha Wiggler!
He came to us and he came down and faced us!
Me: This is gonna be good!
Fabia: BAKUGAN BRAWL!
She summoned Aranaut!
Nico: YEAH!
Koji: MY TURN! EXECUTE! FUSION EVOLUTION!
He turned into BEOWULFMON!
Beowulfmon: BEOWULFMON!
Nico: YEAH!
Mecha Wiggler roared!
Nico: Lets do this!
Nicole: Okay in order to beat him you have to blast those orb segments along him and then go for the head.
Nico: Got it.
Aranaut: Shouldn't be too hard!
Beowulfmon: (ECHOING) CLEANSING LIGHT!
He fired missiles and a laser and blasted the orbs.
Fabia and Aranaut fired energy waves and blasted the head.
Nico: That did it!
?: It sure did lads!
Out came Ebonwumon and a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and blue angel wings and a tiara with Bubble Crab on it.
Bianca Bubble: Bianca Bubble, Embodiment of Bubble Crab.
Fabia: Wow! Bianca! Looking great.
Beowulfmon: Same to you.
Bianca Bubble: Koji and Fabia! Its been a while.
Ebonwumon: (In a girls voice) (Irish Accent) Nico lad you're looking great.
Nico: Enna Ebonwu! Wow!
Nico: (gets out Quint and Angel Roidmude's Ridewatches) This claimjumper is gonna show you the power of an angel!
Nico activated them and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Donkey Kong: Taste coconuts!
He fired coconuts and bashed him in the head.
Patrick: DA HA HA HA! That guy got hit in the head with a bunch of coconuts!
Mario fired fireballs.
I fired waves of energy.
Enna reverted back and was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had green angel wings and had a Black Tortoise in the middle of her forehead and had black clothes and they had Ebonwumon on them and she had a leaf bow in her hands and had arrows in a quiver on her back and on her arm was the kanji for Black Tortoise of the North.
Enna Ebonwu: Lets show this monster no mercy lads! (ECHOING) BLACK HAIL!
She fired black crystals that rained down onto Mecha Wiggler!
Bianca: MY TURN!
She fired waves of water and destroyed the creature in fiery explosions and he was dead and we got 30 orange Power Moons!
Me: OH YEAH!
Enna Ebonwu: That was great lads!
Donkey Kong howled in victory!
Mario: YAHOO!
We high five!
Nico: How did you meet Fabia and Koji?
Bianca: I met Fabia when she was helping Dan take down some of Barodius's forces.
Me: Wow! And you're looking at the very guy that killed him. Me.
Bianca: I heard about that! Awesome job! The guy really was like Frieza.
Me: No doubt there.
Bianca: And I met Koji when he as Lobomon was taking down Duskmon.
Me: That was before Lucemon from what I remember.
Bianca: Yep.
Me: Awesome.
Enna Ebonwu: That was amazing lass.
Me: Yep. Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Enna Ebonwu: When me and Nico had a Shepherd's pie eating contest and he won. He loves Shepherds pie as much as I do lad.
Nico: Yep.
Luna: That is awesome dudes and Mick Swagger loves Shepherd's pie. It's his favorite dudes.
Me: It sure is.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Enna hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Enna Ebonwu: Same here lad.
Me: Would you two like to join us?
Bianca Bubble: We would be honored.
Me: What about you Pauline?
Pauline: I would be honored too
We left the Simulator and cheered wildly.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission against the next cursed jerks starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
The Ripping Friends, May and Sakura Knudson and Jean Poole were relaxing in their tub of Wet Cement in front of our sofa.
Crag: Man there's nothing like a nice refreshing dip in wet cement.
Chunk: You know it Crag. After a long day of working out and ripping the secrets from mother nature I can't get enough of this soggy concrete.
He picked some up and it plopped back in with a splat.
PLOP!
Me: Boy that is relaxing.
May: It sure is.
Sakura Knudson: This is the life.
The mascots were heading somewhere.
Dawn: What are you guys doing now?
Poromon: To the gym to play basketball with Lynn and Rainbow Dash.
Me: Okay. Have fun guys.
Poliwag: We will.
They went and had fun.
Rip: (Taunting) Can you not get enough kid?
Chunk: I said that didn't I?!
Rip: Well here have some more!
SPLAT!
He threw some all over him!
Chunk: (GULP) (SPITS) Darn you! Why I'll!
He was hardening!
Chunk: HEY! I'm hardening!
He struggled!
Chunk: YOU KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN DIDN'T YOU!?
Me: He sure did!
Slab laughed!
CRASH!
He broke out!
He grabbed some cement.
Chunk: Now I'll show you!
Rippunched the cement and covered Chunk from head to toe in hard cement!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Me: (LAUGHS) That is so funny!
Slab: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) Yeah that is awesome!
Dr. Jean Poole: It sure is!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah! Here Chunk.
I punched him and got him out.
Gina Everest was in the gym with them.
Gina Everest: I'm watching the 4 of you to see you guys epic fail.
Poromon: Okay!
Rainbow Dash: You're going down!
Lynn: Bring it on!
They got to playing and it was awesome and fun!
Lynn passed the ball and just as Poromon was about to catch it...
WHAM!
He got hit in the face with it!
Armada Starscream: Yep. Epic Fail!
Poromon laughed!
Poromon: Yep.
Rainbow Dash and Lynn bested the mascots at Basketball!
Poliwag: YEAH THAT WAS FUN!
Horsea: YEAH!
Jetfire: (Australian Accent) Yeah, you had fun. And you still lost. Epic fail!
Horsea: But it was still fun.
Gina Everest: Yeah.
Rainbow Dash: Good job though guys.
Lynn: Yeah you gave it your all.
Manaphy: We sure did.
Klaus: Epic Fail!
Me: Okay guys we get the idea.
Poromon: Yeah. Thanks though guys.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass, and those two gluttonous rude jerks are causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: So, you two gluttonous rude jerks decided to make your move.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and we're in for one brutal fight: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next jerks are none other than Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass, and those two gluttonous rude jerks are causing havoc.
WE GASPED!
Anala Nephthys: So, the next two jerks are the gluttons who got my restaurant shut down with their stupid antics.
Eli: Now, we can stop them and send them back to Lynn's Table to be humiliated forever.
Lincoln: Exactly, and they're among the non-cursed jerks, so we're giving those two gluttons the beatdown of their miserable lives, but first, we better take care of whatever trouble they're causing.
Nico: Right. Where are they at, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sensors indicate they're over in Bikini Bottom and they're causing trouble at the restaurants there.
Me: Those pigs, let's get them!
Nico: And if there are Militia waiting for us there, we'll deal with them. Alright, team, let's load up and get going, we got two gluttonous jerks to clobber!
Lincoln: They're not getting away with this, they're getting such a thrashing from all of us.
Nico: Yeah!
The previous group came
Count Nocturne: Can me Samon Shakekisutanchin, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Manta Bayarsh, Dumbbelltron, Marionette Shadow, Kerbero Gangan, Stonedozer, Electropede and Black Manta go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Xenia: We're going to trounce Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta in Bikini Bottom.
Nico: Yep.
Charge Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Bakemon next. But hopefully during the next series of Anothers it'll be Sukamon.
Me: Oh boy. Plug your noses. That one is gonna be stinky.
Camie: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Clifford Zmeck A.K.A. Major Force from the DC comics, and he's coming here to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh God.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone you're not going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to Clifford Zmeck A.K.A. Major Force, and he's coming here to destroy us.
WE GASPED!
Cienna Cliodhna: He was once part of The Suicide Squad from what I know. Hmm, he could be a potential member of the Masters of Evil, but he won't be easy to convince, we are going to have to take him down.
Lincoln: Right, Cienna.
Nico: Hope you guys give that tough bastard what for. Alright, team, let's go, we're heading to Bikini Bottom to take down Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta.
Lincoln: They're heading right back to Lynn's Table to be humiliated forever, and once we get done with them, you're next, Major Force.
Cienna Cliodhna: We're all aware of the crimes you've committed long ago, Clifford, and we're not wasting this chance to take you down.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us went out to take down Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta and send them back to Lynn's Table shackled to posts and humiliated forever, and once we get done with them, Lincoln and Cienna Cliodhna along with me are going to take down Clifford Zmeck A.K.A. Major Force.
We were off to Bikini Bottom.
We arrived.
Me: Good old Bikini Bottom.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: I'll make some salmon along with the Krabby Patties!
Me: Whoa Samon the fish here may not like how you said that. But make that only for us.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Oh yeah sorry. But okay.
We arrived at the Krusty Krab and went in.
Nico: GOOD MORNING KRUSTY CREW!
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy lads!
SpongeBob: Hey guys!
Tengu Man: Hey there, Krusty Crew!
Squidward: Would you guys like anything?
Lola: Sure Squidward. I'll have 10 Krabby Double Deluxes with extra onions please.
Squidward: Wow you're very hungry today Lola!
Lola: Long story and it's not pretty.
Manta Bayarsh: And Samon's gonna help in the ktichen to make Salmon.
Me: Only for us folks.
The fish agreed.
Samon went in.
We paid for our order and we sat at a table.
Patrick: Hey, Manaphy. Wanna play Guess What the Pictures are?'
Manaphy: Sure Patrick!
Qin: This will be fun.
Patrick got out 1 picture.
Patrick: What's this?
It was a picture of a donut.
Manaphy: That's a donut.
Patrick: And this?
It was a Krabby Patty.
Manaphy: A Krabby Patty.
Patrick got out another picture and it was his butt.
Patrick: And this?
Manaphy: That's a picture of your butt.
Patrick: Now, what's this?
Patrick showed a picture of Poromon as a Werewolf!
Manaphy: Poromon as a werewolf. That doesn't scare me anymore.
Horsea: Too little too late, Patrick.
Patrick: Oh yeah. How about this?
He showed a picture of a jellyfish.
Manaphy: A Jellyfish.
Patrick: Good. And this one.
It was a picture of May shoving Nico's face in between her breasts.
Manaphy: Nico being shoved in between mama's buxom.
Clown Man: Where did you get that last one?
Patrick: Huh? AHHHH! (Blushes) I have no idea where I found that one.
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: That was awesome.
BLANG!
Nico got hit on the head by a mallet from Nicole!
9m agoKerbero Gangan: I think that's enough pictures.
7m agoNico: OW! What did I do!?
Nicole: Do that again and I'll gouge your eyes out.
Kerbero Gangan: I think that's enough pictures.
Patrick: You're right.
SpongeBob: ORDER UP!
Thrust: Patties are ready!
We got our food and we were eating.
Lola was eating a lot.
Mr. Krabs: Lemme guess. Lana grossed her out?
Electropede: What was your first clue?
Me: Yep.
Squidward: Oh boy. So Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta are coming.
Me: Yep. Those fat tubs of lard are getting what's coming to them.
Camie: And it's going to be painful.
Plankton: Well, might as well prepare the outside for battle.
Me: Okay.
He went and did so.
We got to eating and we were hungry.
Camie: (Eating) Mmm!
Lola: I can't believe that Bubble Bass is that stupid! And he ran up a bill that is that large.
Nico: Yeah he owes... How much does he owe?
Mr. Krabs showed a receipt and it was for 500 TIMES OF EVERYTHING ON THE MENU! Priced at $534,534,064,323!
Me: JUMPING KELP BRITTLE!
Mr. Krabs: When those Militia goons come, we'll do it like what happened on the day with Burgerbeard.
Me: Go SpongeEnger.
Nico: Huh?
Me: Mr. Krabs and friends going as Avengers style heroes.
Nico: WOW!
Plankton: I think Krabs was referring to that World War style battle.
Nico: Oh man. I heard about that.
Lily: That was nuts.
Camie: Wow.
Misfire: Militia Tanks up ahead!
Mr. Krabs: MAN YOUR STATIONS!
SpongeBob: MAN YOUR STATIONS! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! TAKE COVER!
The customers ran for cover!
We got ready and we saw the tanks were missile tanks!
Me: Here they come!
Black Manta: This battlefield is perfect for me!
Nokama: Same here.
Ariel: And for me too.
Me: Lets get them!
Nico: Yeah!
We fired waves of energy and blasted the Militia all over.
Ariel and Melody blasted the tanks all over the place.
Tempest Shadow: Return fire!
Plankton got into a Militia Tank and kicked it's' trooper out
WHAM!
The trooper went flying and screamed and then crashed into a bunch of fuel tanks and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Plankton fired the tank at the Militia all over.
Stonedozer: Good thinking, Plankton!
Plankton: Thanks Stonedozer.
He blasted the rest of the Militia tanks.
Thing: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!
He ran and charged at the tanks and bashed and smashed them into a million pieces.
Ri'oha: WHAT FIREPOWER!
Nico: Yeah no kidding!
Camie: YEAH!
Marionette Shadow: RELEASE THE KETCHUP!
We fired waves of ketchup and splattered them all over.
Camie: TOMATOY!
The Militia crashed into each other and exploded into fiery messes!
Maria: UNLEASH THE MUSTARD!
We fired waves of mustard and splattered the tanks all over and they crashed into each other more and exploded into fiery messes.
Nico: Mustard Power!
May: FIRE THE MAYONNAISE!
We fired catapults with huge jars of mayonnaise and they hit the tanks and smashed onto the Militia and destroyed them all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Camie: TAKE THAT!
Horsea: Is that all of them?
We looked.
Eli: Yes that's all of them.
Me: Boy what a mess!
Xenia: Yeah.
Poliwag: Except for Plankton's Tank.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Still awesome though.
Plankton: Yeah.
Nico: Now for the main battle.
Eli: (Concentrates) I sense Bubble Bass and Lewis coming. 25 klicks to the southwest.
2D Man: Plankton, stay in the tank
Plankton: Right!
Nico: Lets get them guys!
Xenia: YEAH!
Brawl & Chain: ENTRANCE TIME!
We went to face them.
Bubble Bass and Lewis saw the mess we made and were enraged. But then the spirits of the Fast Food Restaurants came and they swirled around them and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
There was a massive fiery explosion and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Hello JERKS! Nice weather we're having for a smashing!
Bubble Bass: Just whose side are you on anyway peasant!?
Me: The side that kicks your twisted ugly fat fucking fishscaled ass!
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Did I mention that I love fighting in here?
Bubble Bass: Oh please you think you all can...
POW!
I punched Bubble Bass and smashed him in his face and knocked him down and crushed his glasses!
SMASH!
I then grabbed Bubble Bass and farted in his mouth!
LOUD FART!
Power Pack charged at them
They fired waves of energy and blasted the two fat tubs of lard all over.
Lightspeed: Take that you lardfaces!
Mr. Krabs turned into SIR PINCH A LOT!
Sir Pinch A Lot: Tiime to pinch ye all over!
Power Pack and Sir Pinch A Lot: POWER PINCHING BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the lardfaces all over.
Taylor charged at them and kicked their faces in and blasted them with fire and burned their butts!
Plankton turned into PLANK-TON!
Plank-Ton: I'm ready for this!
Taylor and Plank-Ton: CHUM FLAME BASHER!
They fired waves of chum and fire and it went down their throats and then they HURLED THEIR GUTS OUT INTO EACH OTHERS MOUTHS!
Me: OH SICK!
Nico: Nice one!
Mera charged at them and kicked them as they were puking and she fired waves of energy and blasted their butts!
Mera: Take that you jerks!
Patrick turned into MR. SUPERAWESOMENESS!
Mr. Superawesomeness: Now you will face Mr. Superawesomeness!
Mera and Mr. Superawesomeness: ICE CREAM TSUNAMI BLAST!
They fired a massive wave of ice cream and it went into their mouths and gave them A NASTY BRAINFREEZE! They froze into blocks of ice!
Nico: WHOA! Now that was cold!
Ben 10,000 charged at them and kicked and punched and pulverized them and then used the powers of Ultimate Big Chill and fired endotherimic fire and blasted them and froze them.
SpongeBob turned into THE INVINCIBUBBLE!
The InvinciBubble: Now face The InvinciBubble!
Ben 10,000 and The InvinciBubble: ENDOTHERMIC FIRESTORM BUBBLE STORM!
They fired firestorm bubbles and they hit Bubble Bass and Lewis and bashed them all over with ice.
Nico: NICE!
Style Queen charged at them and blasted them with gold brick blasts and they hurt.
Squidward turned into SOUR NOTE!
Sour Note: Time for you to face the music!
Style Queen and Sour Note: CACAPHONOUS MUSIC GOLD BLAST!
They fired waves of music that sounded like a thousand clarinets being played by a monkey and nails grinding across a chalkboard and blasted Bubble Bass and Lewis and they screamed in pain and then their heads exploded!
KRABOOOOOOM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Their heads grew back because of Lincoln's curse.
Marceline charged at them and fired darkness blasts and blasted them all over.
Sandy Turned into THE RODENT!
Rodent: YEEHAW! Lets show them no mercy Texas Style!
Applejack: YEEHAW! Lets get them!
Marceline, Applejack and Rodent: TEXAS NUT BOMB BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted them with Texas Nuts that exploded on contact!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Gaz charged at them and fired waves of darkness and blasted them all over.
Gaz: How do you like that!
Star Butterfly: Lets do some fun! SYRUP TSUNAMI SHOCKWAVE!
She fired a wave of syrup.
Gaz and Star: DARKNESS SYRUP STRIKER!
They fired waves of darkness syrup and stuck them to the ground!
I teleported and gave both Bubble Bass and Lewis a NASTY ATOMIC WEDGIE!
Then we hoisted them high from a flagpole and the syrup Star made was as strong as rubber cement and it caused the ropes to break and they went flying and smashed into the ground!
KRASMASH!
Nico: OOH!
Me: JEEZ! That is gonna hurt!
Nico: No kidding! Nice one Star!
Brittney: Yeah!
Star Butterfly: Thanks guys!
Saturn Butterfly: That's my awesome cousin!
Nico: YEAH!
Paula charged at them and fired waves of lightning and electrocuted them.
Paula: YEAH!
Saturn Butterfly: How about we show them Butterfly power!?
Paula: You got it!
Saturn Butterfly and Paula: LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE NARWHAL BURST!
They fired lightning narwhals and it formed into a bunch of narwhals and they smashed Bubble Bass and Lewis and electrocuted them and skewered them!
Thing charged at them and smashed and pulverized them with incredibly strong strength!
Thing: Time to clobber you two!
Luna: Lets go get them!
Lincoln: YEAH!
Crag: Come on fellas!
Luna, Lincoln and the Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
They put their rings together and a surge of power came out!
Thing, Luna, Lincoln and the Ripping Friends: RIPPING CLOBBER BASHSTORM!
THEY WENT AND BASHED AND PULVERIZED BUBBLE BASS AND LEWIS ALL OVER!
BASH BAM BONK WHAM WHOMP SMASH BIFF CRASH SMASH WHOMP THWACK KATOW BONK BONK BINK CRASH!
Me: Hey fish brains!
I punched Bubble Bass in his face and knocked out his teeth. Then...
SLAP!
I slapped him across his face and his head went spinning around like a top.
Yusuke charged at them and kicked them both all over.
Yusuke: Lets get them! SPIRIT GUN!
Eli: DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME! 炎殺黒龍波
Hiei: FIST OF THE MORTAL FLAME! 邪王炎殺煉獄焦
Yusuke, Eli and Hiei: FLAMES OF PURGATORIC DRAGONIC WRATH!
They fired waves of fire and energy. The flames were as hot as the sun and it formed into a deadly dragon and it hit Bubble Bass and Lewis and exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: NICE ONE!
Sandy grabbed Bubble Bass' tongue and karate chopped it!
SLAP!
Bubble Bass screamed in pain!
Sandy: That was for destroying SpongeBob's confidence!
Lily: And this is for Raking up such a HUGE BILL!
She kicked him right in the crotch!
KROW!
Bubble Bass screamed like a chipmunk and then BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN MONEY AND GOLD CAME POURING OUT OF HIM LIKE MAD!
Nico: That oughta be enough to cover his bill times 10,000.
Nico: Want pickles? Have em!
Plankton fired pickle missiles from his tank and they went right into Bubble Bass' mouth and exploded!
LOUD EXPLOSIONS!
Me: OOH! Nice!
SpongeBob: How about condiments to go with that!?
Me: Fire SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: With Relish!
He fired ketchup and mustard blasts and they drenched Lewis and Bubble Bass. Then the condiments ran out and made farting noises.
FART FART FART FART!
SpongeBob: Excuse me! (LAUGHS)
WE LAUGHED!
Spongebob: SpongeEngers Assemble!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy and Plankton turned into their SPONGEENGER FORMS!
Iron Man: Now that is what I call an awesome transformation!
Captain America: Worthy of the Avengers!
Me: Yeah!
Hulk: You two are screwed now!
Nico: Big time!
Lewis Travolta: (Shaking in fear) MOMMY!
The SpongeEngers went and bashed and smashed and pulverized them all over the place.
Nico: TAKE THAT! YEAH!
Patrick punched them!
SMASH AND BASH!
Squidward blew nasty music into their ears!
SpongeBob blew soap bubbles into their eyes.
THEY SCREAMED AS IT BURNED THEIR EYES!
Mr. Krabs fired lasers and blasted them.
Eli then had them tied up and force fed them a Dump Truck of Lima Beans!
Gary slithered up to them and scratched and slashed them all over!
YOWLING AND SCRATCHING!
Nico: OUCH!
Me: YIKES!
SpongeBob: That a boy Gary!
Me: I know what will scare them bad!
Nico: J.D. what are you gonna do?
Me: Watch. NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: DARK TORTURES OF THE TORTURED ONE!
I fired waves of darkness and it formed into the horrible Tortured One and it burned and dissolved Bubble Bass into slop!
Nico: THE TORTURED ONE!
It mutilated and destroyed Bubble Bass and Lewis all over!
Me: Take that you jerks!
The Tortured One vanished and the 2 jerks were brought back all mangled and hurt.
Poromon poured ketchup on them.
Me: YEAH! Wait! I got an idea.
I poured soy sauce, mustard, pineapples and herbs on them.
Me: TIC TOC! COME AND GET IT!
I rang a dinner triangle!
We then heard familiar ticking of a clock.
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
We then saw TIC TOC THE CROCODILE!
Tic Toc saw them and he licked his chomps.
Me: You hungry for teriyaki sea bass?
He nodded.
Me: GO GET IT BOY!
He went at the two jerks and ate them and chewed them up good!
Poromon: I hope you like it.
He swallowed and spit out their skeletons.
Tic Toc burped!
Me: He loved it.
The curse had their skeletons regrow new bodies.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Funny.
Then Pyro, Dirty Bubble, Titanium Titan, Chemistro, Goliath, KGBeast, Gentleman Ghost, Yenaldooshi, Mysterio and Brass knuckles came.
Nico: Pyro, Dirty Bubble, Titanium Titan, Chemistro, Goliath, KGBeast, Gentleman Ghost, Yenaldooshi, Mysterio and Brass knuckles.
Dirty Bubble: Good old Bikini Bottom.
Pyro: You must be happy to be home.
Dirty Bubble: It sure is.
Titanium Titan: (Spanish Accent) Just in time for the party.
Chemistro: (to Nico) We heard you fought Bowman.
Nico: We sure did. And it was awesome.
Brass Knuckles: (to Jack and Carly) You should take care of that Aegislash and that Mega Beautifly.
Jack: We will and it will be good.
Carly: Yeah.
?: That is for sure.
2 figures came and they were Hexanoid and Dimensional Drifter Galvidi from the Abarangers Movie!
Eli: WHOA! Hexanoid and Dimensional Drifter Galvidi! I remember you 2! You stole the Baku Laser from the Evoliens, posing as Princess Freesia and fooling the Abarangers into restoring the weapon so he could control Bakurenoh!
Galvidi: That's right. Good memory.
Hexanoid: Yeah.
Me: Too bad you 2 weren't adapted for America.
Hexanoid: I know! What a shame!
Trent: I think the evil Bakurenoh was adapted as that Replicantzord.
Me: I remember that one. That was cool.
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: It sure was.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!
We got the battles underway!
Vakama, Shellhead, 2003 Mikey, Leo, Donny, Raph, April, Casey, Beast Wars Inferno, Kaito, Jenelle Torres, Malefic Cyber End Dragon, Malefic Stardust Dragon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro, Sudaru Urukyu, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Evil Torch Man, Evil Heat Man, Evil Solar Man, Evil Pharaoh Man, Quillfire, Melone, Ice World, Malefic Cyber End Dragon, and Cosma - Nico's rescue in the Pridelands and we battled Kurt Bowman
Pyro was first.
Pyro (to Vakama): Nico's rescue was in the Pridelands. He battled Kurt Bowman there
Vakama: They sure did and it was really awesome.
Shellhead: I'll say and man was it brutal and awesome.
Beast Wars Inferno: It was a great job for the royalty!
Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure was! Bowman had it coming for what he did.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah no kidding there.
Sunburn: It was awesome.
Pyro: That jerk got what was coming to him. Lets do it!
Vakama turned into Heatblast!
He used the Core Medals for Pyro, Firebrand and Yost Pyro and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Whenua, Pesky Dust, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Timmy, Trixie, Tootie, iscuit Oliva, Hinata, Kushina, Tenten, Samui, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Gyro Man and Charge Man VS Goliath, Anidara Maximov, TTG Gizmo, TTG Jinx, TTG Billy Numerous, TTG See-More, TTG Mammoth, TTG Control Freak, Captain Frightbeard, Organ Grindor, Badonna, TTG Mother Mae-Eye, and Contemptra - Us Battling Another Quint, Dixie Wolf, Fawn (Gnomeo & Juliet), Speciman 8, Stag (Adventure Time) and Tybalt (Gnomeo & Juliet) who are the gene-slammer for the Watermelephant And the Embodiment of the Peach Dopant.
Goliath was next
Goliath (to Whenua): Nico, Timon and Pumbaa's team, Quint's team, and the others did good Battling Another Quint, Dixie Wolf, Fawn (Gnomeo & Juliet), Speciman 8, Stag (Adventure Time) and Tybalt (Gnomeo & Juliet). They are the gene-slammer for the Watermelephant And the Embodiment of the Peach Dopant.
Whenua: Yeah that was awesome! And funny too! Nico and May got hit by watermelons and pie and it was funny.
Pesky Dust: Yeah that was crazy and funny.
Biscuit Oliva: It sure was.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) It sure was funny. Nico got hit with a peach pie and May got hit with a watermelon.
Apple Bloom: Yeah that was crazy! But funny! Also one of the Core Medals made Nico get hit with a frying pan!
Flashwing: Yeah that was funny.
Goliath: Boy it sure was. Lets do it!
Whenua turned into Rocks!
Whenua: ROCKS!
He used the Core Medals for Goliath, U-Foes and Stoneheart and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Nuju, The Worst, Homer, Tuddrussel, Bart Simpson, Otto, Larry 3000, Milhouse, Sam Manson, Sydney Kirlian, Shana the Flame Haze, Evangelyne, Edyn, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Tengu Man and Sword Man VS Titanium Titan, Togeno Aves, Comrade Red, Mento Mouse, Bertha the Barbarian, Black Ninja, Wrecking Crew (Dexter's Lab), She-Thing, Megalon, Universe 666 Captain Gut and his Crew, Doctor Diablos, Haze Shenron the 2-Star Dragon, and Count Grogan - Lincoln's Rescue in Gotham Royal York to battle Alara Jasmine's little sister, Amara Jasmine
Titanium Titan was next.
Titanium Titan (to Nuju): I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in Gotham Royal York. He battled Alara Jasmine's little sister, Amara Jasmine
Nuju: He sure did and that was awesome.
The Worst: We sent her to the Xaikora prison and it was cool.
Sam Manson: It sure was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Boy that was an amazing battle.
Maud Pie: (monotonously) It sure was.
Featherweight: Yeah it sure was!
Sprocket: You got that right.
Titanium Titan: Glad she had it coming. Lets do it!
Nuju turned into Big Chill!
Nuju: BIG CHILL!
Nuju used the Core Medals for Titanium Titan, Golden Eagle Twins and El Oso and they fired waves of ice, metal, gears, blades and lightning and smashed them down.
Matau, Walkatrout, Olivia Boone, Slappy Squirrel, Skippy Squirrel, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Amanda Benson, Maya Nagoshima, Sailor Enchanted Dominion, Sailor Narnia, Sailor Traverse Town, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro, Odord Maximov, Shade, Captain Cold, Copperhead, Atomic Skull, Grodd, Grundy, MOE Sinestro, Naja, Kyrosys, Chess Cookies, and Universe 666 Dark Mind Soul - New Donk City for Round 1
Chemistro was next.
Chemistro (to Matau): Today was New Donk City for Round 1. Who was fought there?
Matau: They battled Mecha Wiggler there and it was awesome and they met Pauline who was the Mayor of New Donk City. Turns out 40 years ago, Donkey Kong and Mario didn't get along back then and Donkey Kong kidnapped Pauline back then. Now here we are 40 years later and things are different.
Chemistro: That's right! I remember! It was Mario VS Donkey Kong and it was awesome.
Walkatrout: We were amazed to see that.
Amanda Benson: we sure were.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah that was awesome.
Scootaloo: It sure was.
Whirlwind: Yeah everyone had fun.
Chemistro: Glad they did. Lets do it!
Matau turned into Terraspin!
Matau: TERRASPIN!
He used the Core Medals for Chemistro, Mandark and Mojo Jojo and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Onewa, Ball Weevil, Bounce Man, Toad Man, Spring Man, Ring Man, Jewel Man, Blade Man, Adagio Dazzle, Rena, Zoey Drake, Rebecca Hawkins, Mai Valentine, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders Thrust and Starscream VS KGBeast, Merg Arita, Sir Raleigh, Mz. Ruby, Don Octavio, El Jefe, Toothpick, The Grizz, Muggshot, Cataclysma, Bling Bling Boy, Señor Cayenne, and Lorelei - The Mascots, Rainbow Dash and Lynn playin Basketball
KGBeast was next.
KGBeast (to Onewa): The Mascots, Rainbow Dash, and Lynn were playing Basketball. How did that go?
Onewa: It was really fun and awesome.
Ball Weevil: The mascots did really well but they lost to Rainbow Dash and Lynn.
Adagio Dazzle: Yeah it was fun though.
Twilight Sparkle: (LAUGHS) It sure was cool though.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that was awesome.
Spyro: Yeah Gina Everest called it an epic failure.
THEY LAUGHED!
KGBeast: (LAUGHS) That is funny. But glad they had fun! Lets do it!
Onewa turned into Armodrillo!
Onewa: ARMADRILLO!
He used the Core Medals for KGBeast, Avalanche and Stoneheart and they fired waves of rock, magic and energy and smashed them down.
Nokama, Stinkfly, Pigpen (MLP), Pigpen (Charlie Brown), Captain Compost Heap, Paige Pigpen, Patrick Star, Numemon, Penelope "Stinky" Florington, Kelly Orimoto, Hilary Thestalos, Nina Nefertiti, Emily Magica, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Misfire and Mindwipe VS Dirty Bubble, Dogranio Yaboon, Big Daddy, Gangsters (Samurai Jack), Rocky & Mugsy, Big Toe, Amoeba Boys, Amoeba Boys Z, Stinkor, Evil Whirlpool Man, Firestorm Prometheus, Evil Genie Woman, and Universe 666 Sailor Saturn the Dark Sailor Soldier - The basketball game was fun.
Dirty Bubble was next.
Dirty Bubble (to Nokama): The basketball game was fun. The mascots should be proud of themselves.
Nokama: They sure are and it was great.
Stinkfly: Yeah it sure was.
Penelope Stinky Florington: Yeah that was awesome.
Rarity: Everyone had fun darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah they sure did.
Gill Grunt: And it was cool.
Dirty Bubble: Glad they had fun. Lets do it!
Nokama turned into Water Hazard!
Nokama: WATER HAZARD!
She used the Core Medals for Dirty Bubble, Prawn and Man Ray and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Jack Atlas, Carly Atlas, Heatblast, Lola, Mandee, Paige, Moltres, Lexx, Fire Man, Jeri Kamiya, Juran, Mai, Sara, Ryuzetsu, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Tempest Shadow and Itachi Uchiha VS Brass Knuckles, Bundolt Peggy, Evil Pirate Man, Davy Jones (Disney Infinity), Red Guy, Evil Long John Silver, Evil Barbossa, Whitecap Bay Mermaids, Evil Crash Man, Ghiaccio, DJ Drummond, Dark Spyro OTR, and Devidramon - Bikini Bottom to battle Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta
Brass Knuckles was next.
Brass Knuckles (to Jack): Now, we're in Bikini Bottom to battle Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta. Give them a good thrashing!
Jack Atlas: Yeah we sure are and it's going to be good!
Carly Atlas: They had this coming for a long time for degrading restaurants and being big time jerks and bullies!
Heatblast: Yeah no kidding!
Jeri Kamiya: Yeah this is gonna be good! These jerks had it coming!
Starlight Glimmer: You got that right.
Cozy Glow: Yeah no kidding!
Hex: They are jerks.
Brass Knuckles: I agree there too. Lets do it!
Jack turned into NRG!
Jack Atlas: (Russian Accent) NRG!
He used the Core Medals for Brass Knuckles, P'andor and Devidramon and they fired waves of fire, skulls, bones, ghosts, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Yusei, Upchuck, Billy, Ed, Lana, Junk Man, Maju Garzett, Great Maju Garzett, Chuck Chicken, Masao Den, Peach, AncientTroiamon, Ryusei Sakuta, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Ghuul and Ri'Oha VS Mysterio, Destra Maggio, Evil Commando Man, Evil Search Man, Evil Burner Man, Evil Jet Man, Evil Dust Man, Evil Bomb Man, Tenaya 7, Melissa Bergman, Hitcher, Fire Women (Fantasia), and Nina Williams - Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass are gonna get what's coming to them
Mysterio was next.
Mysterio (to Yusei): Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass are gonna get what's coming to them. And what Heartless robots can I use?
Yusei: How about Guard Armors?
Mysterio: Awesome choice.
Yusei: Thanks. Also yes they are going to get what's coming to them for their crimes.
Upchuck: Yeah that is for sure.
Chuck Chicken: And it's going to be painful.
Fluttershy: They have hurt so many people. Big meanies.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah that is for sure!
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja that is for sure there.
Stealth Elf: I agree too.
Mysterio: You got that right! Lets do it!
Yusei turned into INVINCIBLE!
Yusei: INVINCIBLE!
He used the Core Medals for Mysterio, Yost Mysterio and Lego Mysterio and they fired waves of stars, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and wood and smashed them down.
Yugi Moto, Eli, Lodestar, Magnet Man, Metal Man, Gemini Man, Gravity Man, Jewel MAn, Ring Man, Papi, Rhonda Lorrentina, Grief, Solitude, Mero the Mermaid, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, 2D Man and Freon VS The Gentleman Ghost, Garat Nago, Crying Clown, Ghost of Mother, Swamp Monster (Scooby Doo), Frighthound, Demon Farmer (Scooby Doo), Headless Skateboarder, Pericles, Flect Turn, Astral Drop Will, Astral Drop Hay Lin, and Sea Demon - Those two Food Eating Gluttonous tubs of lard are gonna wish they were never born
The Gentleman Ghost is next.
Gentleman Ghost (to Yugi): Those two Food Eating Gluttonous tubs of lard are gonna wish they were never born. Them being fat works to our advantage.
Yugi: That is for sure and it will make them slow and pathetic!
Eli: It sure will and that will make it easier!
Lodestar: You got that right guys!
Papi: And the pain will be good.
Princess Luna: Yeah no kidding.
Moondust: They had it coming. What a couple of unscrupulous jerkwads.
Snowdrop: That is for sure there.
Gari: Yeah no kidding.
Blackout: I agree there too.
Gentleman Ghost: Indeed. Shall we get it started?
Yugi: We shall.
He turned into Lodestar too!
Yugi: LOGESTAR!
He used the Core Medals for Gentleman Ghost, Copperhead and Madame Viper (X-Men) and they fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed them down.
Seto Kaiba, Feedback, Elec Man, Spark Man, Dynamo Man, Bright Man, Cloud Man, Plug Man, Aquarius, Noriko Kaiba, Alex Ramirez, Hailey Schroedder, Neela Kaosudoragon, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldooshi, Namero Baccio, Tai Lung, Kai (Kung Fu Panda), Ladies of the Shade, Taotie, Fenghuang, Ding (Kung Fu Panda), Boss Wolf, Flash Head, Hizumina, Jinx (League of Legends), and Navy - Those two are gonna WISH we gave them the Black Abyss when we're done with them
Yenaldooshi was next
Yenaldoshi (to Kaiba): Those two are gonna WISH we gave them the Black Abyss when we're done with them. But I agree they're not worth killing
Seto: No they are not worth it at all.
Feedback: But they are worthy of getting a nasty buttwhooping.
Aquarius: And they are going to get it in my element.
Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure there.
King Solar: And it will hurt.
Solar Eclipsa: It sure will.
Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding.
Spotlight: I agree.
Yenaldooshi: Yeah. Lets do it!
Seto turned into BLITZWOLFER!
Seto: BLITZWOLFER!
He used the Core Medals for Yenaldooshi, Wolffang (Dino Fury) and Mummy and they fired waves of light and sonic energy and smashed them down.
Dino Thunder Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Faiz Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Hexanoid and Dimensional Drifter Galvid.
Hexanoid and Dimensional Drifter Galvid were next.
Hexanoid: Boy this was a funny battle.
Galvid: Boy I'll say.
Nico: Yeah this was awesome.
May: Yep.
Galvid: Yeah. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened Galvid's safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on those gluttonous jerks.
Nico teleported back with them.
Dino Thunder Rangers: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!
Trent: WHITE RANGER! DINO THUNDER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!
Faiz Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready for action!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get them!
RangerS: Z-REX CANNON!
They formed the Z-Rex Cannon and they fired waves of energy and elements and they hit them and the 2 exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
They were dead!
Nico: YEAH! Hexanoid and Dimensional Drifter Galvid You two have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped. We saw SEBASTIAN ABOUT TO UNLEASH VERBAL HELL!
Nico: Uh oh.
Qin: EVERYBODY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HE'S GONNA START TEARING AT THE MORONS WITH HIS VENOM-FILLED MOUTH!
EVERYONE RAN FOR COVER, AND THEN, THE HUMILIATION BEGINS!
Sebastian Mendez: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, NOT ONLY HAVE YOU MORONS CONTINUED TO CAUSE NOTHING BUT GODFORSAKEN TROUBLE FOR EVERY LAST RESTAURANT OWNER, BUT TO ALSO FIND OUT YOU MORONS HAVE ALSO BEEN CONTINUING TO GIVE THEIR CUSTOMERS A HARD TIME AND HARRASSING THEM ONCE MORE! I OUGHT TO KILL YOU UNCOUTH, CRASS, BAD-MANNERED, UNHINGED KNUCKLE-DRAGGING DEADBEATS!
WHOA! CRUEL!
Sebastian Mendez: (To Lewis Travolta) YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF GARBAGE WHO ENJOYS MAKING THE LIVES OF EVERY RESTAURANT OWNER NOTHING BUT ABSOLUTE HELL AND YOU'VE TRIED STEALING FROM RESTAURANTS AND FACTORIES, NOT TO MENTION, YOU'VE GOTTEN MANY RESTAURANTS SHUT DOWN AND YOU'RE ALSO A FILTHY PERVERT JUST LIKE THAT LOWLIFE, BRADLEY UPPERCRUST III!
Nico: OH, CRUEL!
Sebastian Mendez: (To Bubble Bass) YOU'RE ALSO NOT INNOCENT IN THIS EITHER, YOU'RE JUST A NO GOOD PIECE OF TRASH WHO'S ALSO ENJOYED MAKING THE LIVES OF EVERY RESTAURANT OWNER NOTHING BUT ABSOLUTE HELL AND YOU ALSO BAD-MOUTHED SPONGEBOB AND INSULTED HIM WHICH LED TO YOU GETTING YOUR BARNACLE-CRUSTED BUTT KICKED MANY TIMES OVER! NOT TO MENTION YOU ALSO FREED THAT LITTLE BITCH, MARGIE, JUST TO PISS US OFF!
Me: DAMN!
Lori: This is literally gross, he's spewing all their dirty secrets for all to hear!
Lincoln: Should we stop Sebastian?
Me: In a minute, he's about to do the grand finale.
Sebastian Mendez: YOU ARE BOTH ABSOLUTELY THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, YOU'RE PILES OF TRASH WHO KNOW NOTHING ELSE BUT TO HARM AND HARASS INNOCENT PEOPLE AND BRING OTHERS DOWN WITH YOU! YOUR COUSINS ARE A PACK OF POLAR BEARS, YOUR FATHERS ARE A PACK OF FIGURE SKATERS WHO SMELL OF MOLDY BARNACLES! (ROARS AND SPEWS DARK FIRE AT THEM AND THEY WOUND UP GETTING BURNED)
Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta: Ouch.
They shook off the soot, but now, they were pissed!
Bubble Bass: HOW DARE YOU! (CHUGS DOWN FIZZ BOMB SODA) (DEEP BREATH)
But, before Bubble Bass could belch loudly at his face, Sebastian grabbed his face and sank his claws into his face and he threw Bubble Bass into Lewis Travolta and they crashed. They got back up, and now, they were mad.
Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass: YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, YOU LOWLY PEST!
BUT, WE SAW A SMIRK ON ANALA NEPHTHYS' FACE FORM AS SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY A CRIMSON RED AND YELLOW ENERGY AURA WITH STARS, FIRE, FLAMES, PHOENIXES, AND ANGELS!
Anala Nephthys: (Smirks) And there it is: your final words, and now, you're about to receive your rightful sentence, and that is HARDCORE DISCIPLINE, BITCH!
Suddenly, Anala Nephthys was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red and yellow energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and Deciple of Nephthys flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys on its stomach and red eyes glaring at Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta: the red eyes of eternal judgement.
Nico: WHAT THE?!
Me: SHE MEANT IT, RIGHT?!
Lincoln: SHE DID! SHE REALLY DID! NOW, IT'S PUNISH TIME FOR THOSE MORONS!
Then, as the vortex faded, Anala Nephthys emerged, but she was changed forever, and now, the flames of judgement are about to burn Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta.
(CODA BY HANS ZIMMER PLAYS AT 3:25 TO 4:24)
Anala Nephthys grew to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large crimson red and yellow planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair with yellow streaks and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the Sigil of Nephthys and the Deciple of Nephthys emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with crimson red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Deciple of Nephthys and a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Anala Nephthys has on a crimson red short-sleeved blouse, crimson red frilly shirt, crimson red skirt with the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys on it and the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys on her right arm was glowing, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys and Deciple of Nephthys, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a crimson red gem with neon glowing crimson red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Anala Nephthys felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive fire angel wings with red tips on the large feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized fire angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive fire angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Anala Nephthys has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and white fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Anala Nephthys' massive fire greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Anala Nephthys' Cosmic Eternal Harmony Inferno Fire Sacred Nephthys Deciple Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Inferno Fire Sacred Nephthys Deciple Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and Chronicler of Nephthys and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Anala Nephthys has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys and Deciple of Nephthys, a phoenix, and angel that said, "Anala Nephthys, Gene-Slammer of Deciple of Nephthys, Minister and Judge of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys, Powerful Master of The Sword and Fire, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta, Archenemy of The Ice Demon of Drakus' World, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Fire, Flames, Stars, Phoenixes, Angels, and Deciple of Nephthys"
アナラ・ネフティス、ネフティスのディシプルのジーン・スラマー、ネフティスの不死鳥の炎の神聖教団の大臣兼裁判官、剣と炎の強力なマスター、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使と未来リンカーン・ラウドの妻、バブル・バスの軽蔑者で破壊者、そしてドラクスの世界の氷の悪魔の大敵、ルイス・トラボルタ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決断力、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な生徒驚くべき強力な教師、真の不滅の英雄、そして火、炎、星、フェニックス、天使、そしてネフティスの弟子のマスター
Anala Nephthys has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DECIPLE OF NEPHTHYS-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SACRED PHOENIX FLAME FIRESTORM NEPHTHYS PHOENIX DECIPLE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SACRED PHOENIX FLAME FIRESTORM NEPHTHYS PHOENIX DECIPLE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SACRED PHOENIX FLAME FIRESTORM NEPHTHYS PHOENIX DECIPLE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Anala Nephthys' Super Angel-Deciple of Nephthys-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
Me: WHOA! SO AWESOME!
But, when Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta saw it, they went absolutely ballistic and they ran at Alana to kill her, but Anala Nephthys fired a massive barrage of crimson red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels which hit Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta and they got burned bad by the sacred flames, and that pissed them off so badly, they bellowed!
Anala Nephthys: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of the Cosmic Eternal Harmony Sacred Phoenix Flame Firestorm Nephthys Phoenix Deciple Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Sacred Phoenix Flame Firestorm Nephthys Phoenix Deciple Phoenix God Angel Love) So, what you said is true, Lincoln: Xehanort didn't infect the non-cursed Jerks.
Lincoln: And they're not worthy of death anyways, but we're still kicking their butts.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Alana Nephthys.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've had this coming for a very long time, you stupid gluttons, and now, it's time for you to pay for everything you've done!
Lincoln and Alana Nephthys went after Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red and yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they attacked them with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and Alana Nephthys also did the same by firing crimson red and yellow energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Enya Nephthys attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta mad.
Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass: DAMN YOU ALL, I HOPE THE MILITIA TEARS YOU ALL APART!
POW! LINCOLN PUNCHES LEWIS TRAVOLTA AND BUBBLE BASS IN THE FACE AND GIVES THEM A BLACK EYE!
Nico: Shut up already! You're already getting the beating you all deserve! Go to Hell!
Me: They're already getting the thrashing from Lincoln and Alana, and it's already getting ugly, now all that's left is for the final blow on them.
Emma: Time for pink power to knock you on your asses!
Tsukasa: But for me, it's Magenta!
Kamen Ride: Forever Pink!
Tsukasa turned into the pink rangers and Daiki summoned clones of all the pink rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER PINK!
They turned into the pink rangers from Jetman, Mighty Morphin, Zeo, Turbo, In Space and Lost Galaxy.
Nico: YEAH!
We went at the two jerks and smashed and pulverized and bashed and kicked them all over.
Gina, Dawn, Armada Starscream and Jetfire used the Earth, Decepticon and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Gina and Dawn's powers, Armada Starscream's boosters turned into cannons and Jetfire Had a cannon pop out on his back.
Gina Everest and Armada Starscream: PLANT NAIL BLAST!
Dawn and Jetfire: DAWN FIRESTORM BLAST!
Power Pack of The Stars and Samon Shakekisutanchin: SALMON POWER BLAST!
Mera of Atlantis and Ryugu Tamatebacco: OARFISH WATER BLAST!
Taylor of the Fire and Manta Bayarsh: MANTA FIRE BLAST!
Ben 10,000 of the Future and Dumbbelltron: DUMBBELL FURY BLAST!
Marceline of the Vampires and Count Nocturne: VAMPIRE DARK BLAST!
Style Queen of Fashion and Marionette Shadow: FASHION PUPPET SHADOW STORM!
Gaz of Darkness and Kerbero Gangan: DARKNESS KANGAROO BLAST!
Thing of the Rocks and Stonedozer: ROCK SMASHING BLAST!
Paula of the Lightning and Electropede: LIGHTNING SPORTS BLAST!
Yusuke of the Spirits and Black Manta: MANTA BLAST FORCE!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Cheetor Tano, Axe-Mantis, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs and me: BIKINI BOTTOM BUTTKICKING BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You gluttonous morons are done running loose. EARTH ELEMENT STYLE: STONE BLADE BARRAGE!
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a barrage of wind blades at Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta, and they got slashed and smashed all over the place.
Jessica Kaios: EARTH FIRE STYLE: HUNDRED LAVA FIST!
Jessica Kaios fired a hundred lava blasts that turned into fists and they punched Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass all over.
Nanami Simpson: EARTH WATER STYLE MUDBALL BARRAGE!
Nanami Simpson fired a barrage of mudballs at Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass and they were covered in mud.
Julie Makimoto: EARTH STYLE: STONE HAMMER SMASH!
Julie formed a stone hammer and she smashed Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass on the heads with them!
Tatsumaki: EARTH WIND STYLE: SAND SWORD SLASH!
Tatsumaki formed a sand sword and she slashed Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass!
Shizuka Marikawa: EARTH LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER STONE BARRAGE!
Shizuka fired a barrage of lightning infused stones that hit Lewis Travolta and Bubble Bass.
Lincoln and his harem: EARTH FINAL SMASH: STONE FIST EXPLOSION!
Lincoln and his harem fired massive explosive fists made of stone at Bubble Bass & Lewis Travolta which explode on contact.
Then, Lincoln and Alana Nephthys chained Lewis Travolt and Bubble Bass up with chains and sent them back to Lynn's Table, and this time, they're going to be there forever. Alana Nephthys holstered her massive greatsword and powered down and Alana Nephthys' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive fire angel wings and medium sized fire angel wings underneath are permanent.
Alana Nephthys: It's finally over for you, NO MA'AM, Bud Bundy, Kelly Bundy, Peggy Bundy, and Marcy D'Arcy, now your punishment's about to get worse, but we're not done yet.
Lincoln: That's right, now there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Clifford Zmeck A.K.A. Major Force.
?: None of you heroes are leaving here alive!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters and Parents' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the twelve large aqua blue planets orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve emerald green planets orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the twelve large blood red planets around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from dark energy blasts that came out of nowhere and Lincoln suddenly absorbed the dark energy blasts and it made him even stronger.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, you can come out now, Major Force, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, and it's none other than Clifford Zmeck A.K.A. Major Force.
Lincoln: Clifford Zmeck A.K.A. Major Force, I should've known you'd show up here.
Cienna Cliodhna: None of us are going to forgive you, and now, you will pay.
Suddenly, Cienna Cliodhna's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by an ocean blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, winds, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Exodus, she left ocean blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, winds, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Cienna Cliodhna: Your crimes have gone unanswered for years, Clifford, you caused nothing but pain and suffering to too many innocent people and you also have blood on your hands, there's no way I'm forgiving that, I'm taking you down, and we're sending you to Vypra with all your bones broken!
Suddenly, Cienna Cliodhna was surrounded by a massive vortex of ocean blue energy with stars, water, ocean waves, winds, darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Major Force: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA! Incredible!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: I've seen what Cienna is capable of, and when she gets serious, that means all Hell is about to break loose!
Then, as the vortex faded, Cienna Cliodhna emerged, but she was changed forever.
Cienna Cliodhna grew from 7'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large ocean blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long ocean blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and an ocean blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, winds, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Oceanus Shenron emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on dragon earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Wind, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Wind, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her green dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Cienna Cliodhna has on a sleeveless ocean blue crop top, ocean blue skirt, ocean blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, winds, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Oceanus Shenron, Cliodhna, Celtic Goddess of The Sea, The Otherworld, Passion and Love, and Deep Beauty, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by water, wind, and darkness and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding an ocean blue gem with neon glowing ocean blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Cienna Cliodhna felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with light blue tips on the large blue feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized blue angel wings with light blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive green angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long ocean blue wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings, Cienna Cliodhna has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large ocean blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and white fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Cienna Cliodhna's massive water greatsword with seven replicas of the Seven Dragon Balls embedded in it and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ocean blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, winds, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cienna Cliodhna's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Eternal Ocean Maelstrom Darkness Oceanus Shenron Celtic Darkness Cliodhna Water Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Eternal Ocean Maelstrom Darkness Oceanus Shenron Celtic Darkness Cliodhna Water Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded seven replicas of the Seven Dragon Balls and Oceanus Shenron and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade, large ocean blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large ocean blue gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large ocean blue dragon heads with ocean blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large ocean blue dragon heads is a large ocean blue dragon head with green gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Cienna Cliodhna has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large ocean blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with ocean blue gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an ocean blue kanji with water drops in between the kanji below Oceanus Shenron, Cliodhna, Celtic Goddess of The Sea, The Otherworld, Passion and Love, and Deep Beauty, phoenix, and angel that said, "Cienna Cliodhna, Avatar of Oceanus Shenron and Daughter of Cliodhna, Celtic Goddess of The Sea, The Otherworld, Passion and Love, and Deep Beauty,, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Water, Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and Summoning Water Creatures, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of All of Lincoln's Enemies, Archenemy of Great One and His Flock, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Master of Water, Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Summoning Water Creatures, The Powers of Oceanus Shenron, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
シエナ・クリオドナ、オシアナス・シェンロンの化身であり、クリオドナの娘、海、異世界、情熱と愛、そして深い美しさのケルトの女神、善の強力な力、悪者のスラッシャー、水のマスター、闇、黒魔術、黒魔術、悪魔の魔術、そして水の生き物の召喚、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、リンカーンのすべての敵の軽蔑者、偉大なる者とその群れの大敵、素晴らしいチームのメンバーラウド・フェニックスの嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天の怒りのマスターゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして水、闇、黒魔術、黒魔術、悪魔の魔術、水の召喚のマスターのマスタークリーチャー、オケアナスの力 神龍、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使
Cienna Cliodhna has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-OCEANUS SHENRON AVATAR-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELTIC OCEANUS MAELSTROM DARKNESS CLIODHNA OCEANUS SHENRON AVATAR DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE CCOSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELTIC OCEANUS MAELSTROM DARKNESS CLIODHNA OCEANUS SHENRON AVATAR DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELTIC OCEANUS MAELSTROM DARKNESS CLIODHNA OCEANUS SHENRON AVATAR DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Cienna Cliodhna's Super Angel-Oceanus Shenron Avatar-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Major Force saw it, he fired blasts of dark energy at her to kill her, but Cienna Cliodhna fired a massive barrage of ocean blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, winds, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Major Force and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, but he was enraged.
Me: No way, did Cienna just transform?
Lincoln: She did, now, we can tear Major Force apart and make him pay for everything.
Cienna Cliodhna: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Oceanic Maelstrom Darkness Cliodhna Oceanus Shenron Avatar Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Oceanic Maelstrom Darkness Cliodhna Oceanus Shenron Avatar Dragon Phoenix God Angel Love) You said it, Lincoln. Alright, let's get him, boys!
Me: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Cienna Cliodhna.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I wasn't surprised to find out that you'd be coming after us, Major Force, but we're not going to waste this opportunity to take you down.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, and now, it's high-time for you to pay for all of your crimes, you heartless bastard.
Lincoln, Cienna Cliodhna, and I went after Major Force, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, ocean blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Major Force, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Cienna Cliodhna also did the same by firing ocean blue energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Cienna Cliodhna, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and that made Major Force angrier than ever.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end this.
Lincoln ran at and grabbed Major Force by the neck with his left hand, and Lincoln began sucking out his energy and at the same time, Lincoln also sucked out his Dilustel Armor, Quantum field manipulation, Superhuman strength, Superhuman speed, Metamorphosis, Matter absorption, Energy absorption, Flight, Dark matter generation, Energy manipulation,
Immortality, Invulnerability, and Regeneration and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sixed whit angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, he made a portal that led to The Masters of Evil and he threw Major Force in. Everyone cheered wildly for what Cienna Cliodhna, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Cienna Cliodhna's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long ocean blue wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large ocean blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive ocean blue angel wings and medium sized ocean blue angel wings underneath are permanent.
Cienna Cliodhna: You're in for a world of Hell with Vypra, bastard. Thanks for helping me take down Major Force, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Cienna.
Me: My pleasure, Cienna.
Suddenly, Cienna Cliodhna wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Cienna Cliodhna's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, and Demon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness and water behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Cienna Cliodhna sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and water and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Cienna Cliodhna and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught that homicidal jerk a lesson.
Luan: And you sucked out all his powers and made them your own along with his energy, and you threw him to Vypra.
Me: He'll regain his powers over time, but he'll wish he was dead when Vypra gets done with him. So, Lincoln, who're we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got someone in mind from long ago: Ahana Laurel, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Aromage Laurel.
Selene Emperyous: I was waiting for that moment when you chose her, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Ahana Laurel is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she was born with green angel wings, cosmic aerokinesis, immortality, and mastery over powerful wind magic, and she also has the powers of Aromage Laurel because she Gene-Slammed herself into Aromage Laurel. When Lincoln found out, he was literally stunned, and her Gene-Slamming also caused her green angel wings to let off the scent of the laurel plants. She's one of Verena Bergamot's partners in her scented candle business, which rose to great heights and generated tons of profit. Lincoln made her a wind greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with his entire harem.
Qin: The laurel plants are one of my favorite smelling plants, they're amazing.
Michelle Emperyous: And Ahana hates Lisa with a blazing passion, and unlike Lori and Lola, Lisa tried to ruin the scented candle business by sending her robots to destroy their headquarters, but just like what happened to Lori, Lynn, and Lola, Lincoln put a stop to Lisa's rampage and sent the robots to the scrap yard, Lisa was caught by the police and she was forced to apologize and had to pay Verena and her partners $100,000,000 in damages for attempted destruction of property, and she earned Ahana's hatred.
Nico: Lisa, your Dark Side was a total monster from Hell!
Lincoln: Lisa's Dark Side always resorted to using her robots to get her way and cause total destruction, and a total monster from Hell was exactly what we'd called her.
Me: Oh yeah!
Goliath: That shows those two jerks.
KGBeast: Ha! Like old times with Burgerbeard, eh?
Gentleman Ghost: It must've been.
Yenaldooshi: I call dibs on the other Krabby Patties!
Mysterio: Not without me!
Me: We all can eat.
Nico: Yep. Number 4 is done. Wow! That was fun. Great job today everyone!
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was great!
Patrick: You said it.
SpongeBob: (To the viewers) This was a great adventure.
Me: Yep.
We went back to the Krusty Krab and had the rest of our meal and then later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
TO BE CONTINUED
Part 4 done.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Fu (Dragonball Xenoverse), Sir Farts A Lot, Mexican Food Fart, Alchemy Beast Ouroboros the Bronze, Dark Samus, Ghor, Rundas and Gandrayda and Evil Fire Minions as well as Ryotaro, Willow Schnee, Johanna (Hilda), Bianca Vexxos, Sora Phaaze and Varya Visnapuu and we're going to the Digital World to battle Ninjamon. He is gonna be fast and tough. Also Tiffany Tornado is going to transform against her. And we're going to battle Another Fu (Dragonball Xenoverse), Sir Farts A Lot, Mexican Food Fart, Alchemy Beast Ouroboros the Bronze, Dark Samus, Ghor, Rundas and Gandrayda and Evil Fire Minions who are the gene-slammers for Kraid, Phantoon, Ridley, Draygon and Sukamon and the Embodiment of Ultraman Cosmos. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Bakemon named Jiadha Bake and she is a master of darkness.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Trista Taranis, Avatar of Rage Shenron and Daughter of Taranis, Celtic God of Thunder, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy a clone of Gigantomachia from My Hero Academia.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Brazil, specifically the secret base of Caylee Chronomaly, and Caylee Chronomaly is going to show us some artifacts that she'd found: they are The Amulet of The Gods of Strength, The Amulet of The Gods and Goddesses of Fire, The Amulet of The Gods and Goddesses of Water, The Amulet of The Gods and Goddesses of Wind, The Amulet of The Gods and Goddesses of Earth, The Amulet of The Gods and Goddesses of Lightning, The Amulet of The Gods and Goddesses of Light, The Amulet of The Gods and Goddesses of Darkness, The Amulet of The Gods and Goddesses of Love and Sex, and The Amulet of The Gods of Masculinity, but what we don't know was that the artifacts she found also come with an ancient ritual that she planned to enact in order to give Lincoln the powers and strengths of those gods and goddesses. Then, after that's done, we're going after Dark Connor who's escaped and is causing havoc, but we're going to destroy him for good and end his pranking mayhem, and we're going to meet Ahana Laurel, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Aromage Laurel, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she was born with green angel wings, cosmic aerokinesis, immortality, and mastery over powerful wind magic, and she also has the powers of Aromage Laurel because she Gene-Slammed herself into Aromage Laurel. When Lincoln found out, he was literally stunned, and her Gene-Slamming also caused her green angel wings to let off the scent of the laurel plants. She's one of Verena Bergamot's partners in her scented candle business, which rose to great heights and generated tons of profit. Lincoln made her a wind greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with his entire harem, and Ahana hates Lisa with a blazing passion, and unlike Lori and Lola, Lisa tried to ruin the scented candle business by sending her robots to destroy their headquarters, but just like what happened to Lori, Lynn, and Lola, Lincoln put a stop to Lisa's rampage and sent the robots to the scrap yard, Lisa was caught by the police and she was forced to apologize and had to pay Verena and her partners $100,000,000 in damages for attempted destruction of property, and she earned Ahana's hatred.
Part 5 is where we face the queen of losers Mindy and we're going to battle that loser in the Endsville Sector.
See you next time.
