Here we are again! I hope you find it amusing.

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51. No longer allowed to put strobe lights on the exteriors of the land raiders.

52. No longer allowed to prank the Librarians by making them read the Codicio Maledictum.

53. Even if they do cheat at cards.

54. No longer allowed to give Guardsmen piggyback rides.

55. The most coveted substance in the galaxy is not protein.

56. No longer allowed to submit petitions to change our heraldry to a smiley face.

57. No longer allowed to attempt to seduce the Eldar.

58. Even if it is for the benefit of the Imperium.

59. Even if it works.

60. No longer allowed to ask if you can join the Questor Imperialis. We're much cooler than the Knights.

61. Ogryns are not bloodhounds, and should not be used as such.

62. No longer allowed to sell nosy Inquisitors to Trazyn the Infinite.

63. No longer allowed to mount Tau railguns on the landspeeders.

64. Kharn the Betrayer is most definitely not a "swell guy".

65. Yes, you are allowed to hug the Lamenters. They need it.

66. No longer allowed to order the serfs to go fetch you a "left-handed screwdriver".

67. No longer allowed to get the Black Consuls and Praetors of Orpheus into debates over who is the more Codex-compliant.

68. No longer allowed to modify bolter shells with Tyranid acid.

69. The apothecaries are no longer allowed to study any work done by a Haemonculi.

70. No longer allowed to hijack titans.

71. No longer allowed to ask Deathwatch Blackshields where they're from.

72. No longer allowed to write inspirational slogans on your power armor.

73. No longer allowed to make puns that involve the words "head" or "neck" around the Iron Hands. That's just in bad taste.

74. Our chapter mascot is not a canid named "Mr. Fluffernoodles". We have a reputation to maintain, you know.

75. No longer allowed to hitchhike on titans.

76. No longer allowed to ask if we can keep Tyranid monstrosities in the basement.

77. There is no Marine chapter called the "Grey Knights". Stop asking questions about them.

78. No longer allowed to invite Trazyn the Infinite over to the Fortress Monastery for game night.

79. No longer allowed to build Space Marine-sized Baneblades.

80. No longer allowed to steal technology from the Mechanicus unless they stole it from our chapter first.

81. Yes, you are allowed to steal Mechanicus technology stolen from other Marine chapters, so long as you return it to the original chapter.

82. No longer allowed to enter mortal bodybuilding competitions.

83. No longer allowed to get back at annoying mortal bureaucrats by siccing Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplains on them.

84. No longer allowed to take Necron tesseract labyrinths. As has come from bitter experience, we have no idea what's inside.

85. No longer allowed to modify bolter shells to fire confetti.

86. No, Death Spectres are not undead, and you are not allowed to call them that to their faces.

87. You do not "love the smell of promethium in the morning."

88. And it does not "smell like victory."

89. No longer allowed to enroll in mortal sports teams.

90. Yes, even if they ask you.

91. No longer allowed to start fights with your brothers over hairstyles.

92. No longer allowed to go into battle helmetless to "let your luscious locks flow free."

93. No longer allowed to get into arm wrestling contests with Orks.

94. Apothecaries are no longer allowed to administer Astartes-grade drugs to mortals.

95. No longer allowed to drag race with the White Scars.

96. No longer allowed to 'Orkify' your weapons.

97. No longer allowed to mix and match armor styles.

98. No longer allowed to play 'hot-mike' pranks over the vox.

99. No longer allowed to start an Astartes-hosted public vox channel.

100. If you ask me "Are we there yet?" one more time I swear I'll turn this battle-barge around and we'll head straight back to the fortress monastery.

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There we have it! I hope you all enjoyed. I always appreciate any questions, comments, concerns, criticisms, and reviews!