It all started on a beautiful day when a cosmic deity called Dagded Dujardin stared at a little planet called Earth. "Oh, a very populated planet, countless different civilizations and cultures already at each other's throats and a vast amount of evil organizations trying to take control or a magnet for alien invasions. I wouldn't need to do much. But…it is a beautiful flame, let's stoke it some more." The childish cosmic being rubbed his hands and wondered what he'd do next.
"What are you doing?" a female voice asked.
"Oh me? I am planning to destroy that planet. Or let the people do it." Dagded said.
"And why's that?" the female voice asked.
"Because the universe is my room and it needs cleaning. But its just fun if the dirty mortals do the job for me, so I…wait, who said that?" Dagded turned around and found someone standing next to him he didn't see before.
It was Kyoryu Pink, Amy Yuuzuki. And she was currently in her Queen Kyoryu Pink form, her godly aura radiating. "I can't let you do that, that's kind of my planet." She said casually.
"Oh, and how are you going to stop me. I am Dadged Dujardin, I am a cosmic being so vast, ancient and powerful that this little blue marble is of no consequence in the large scheme of…" Dadged then got punched in the face by her. "Ow! Dagnabbit…wait, I felt that? I normally can't feel it when…" he received another punch to the face. "Yowch! That stings! How are you doing this? Is this what mortals feel like all the time? Able to constantly be hurt by anything? How do they live-" And another punch. "Ouch! Will you cut it out, I am unable to finish my sentences or my train of thought…" another punch. "Agh! Stop punching me already!"
"Aren't you going to dodge any of these." Amy said as she rubbed her wrist, ready for another punch.
"Oh, dodge…that thing that people do to avoid getting hurt. Normally I don't feel much when people try to hurt me so I don't have a need to-" PUNCH! "Ow! Oh come on! That's it, getting on my nerves, just crushing the planet!" Dagded grew so big the earth was able to crushed between index finger and thumb like an ant. He was about to…but then he found he couldn't put his fingers together around the globe. Someone has stuck out their index and middle finger and were holding his index finger and thumb apart. He looked up and found Amy there.
"Not on my watch!" she said.
"How did you get so big?" Dagded asked.
"Oh, I'm also a deity. Less cosmic and more Dino Hope." Amy explained.
"What the f***'s Dino Hope? What the f***'s a dino?" Dagded asked. "And you are a deity? No fair, we're on even playing field. It's no fair when it's fair."
"Too bad, we don't take too kindly to overgrown alien god manchilds trying to crush our homes. Powerful beings have in the past tried and they are dead now. You are on quite a different level, but we have more then a few heavy hitters on our world whom can tackle you."
"Wait, you're not the only one?" Dagded asked.
"Oh, not even close." Amy's aura flared an images appeared behind her of the Dino Gods that initially empowered her, staring down Dagded. Then more images appeared. Universal God Queen Kamen Rider Kivala, Kamen Rider Geats, the Heavenly Saints, the reformed Overlord, the Gaim Pantheon and many more appeared around Dagded. "Meet my colleagues."
"Oh…" Dagded said.
"Normally we rarely interfere, as we're gods and we have to be careful with how much we interfere with mortal lives. Oddly enough, the more power one has, the less we can use it…" Kouta Kazuraba said.
"But something like you…we are itching to get some action on the godly plain." Ace Ukiyo cracked his knuckles.
"So I beg you…give us some excuse." Magiel said.
"You guys suck! You want to fight something, fight this!" Dagded snapped his fingers and a huge wormhole opened up. A red eye came from a void so black that the night wasn't dark enough. Tentacles slithered out as an eldricht scream was heard through the universe, only the godly beings present here filtering out the worst effects before any could be driven to madness.
"What a sour loser." The Overlord noted as the gods started to work on containing this eldritch deity whom was the bigger threat at the moment as its mere presence would prove detrimental to the universe.
"That should keep them busy. Now I can get started…" Dagded said. "And I feel like being petty."
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"I can't believe we got another Deboth. And for some reason a beetle version of him. Where did he even come from? An experiment of Devius missed? Did Deboth create him as a backup? Was he asleep or lost for so long? Why even…" Ian Yorkland/Kyoryu Black said as he scratched his head.
"Another Deboth he may be, I got this to say about the original and Kabutobushin Deboth, they-both suck!" Nossan said. They gave him annoyed glares. "Not one of my best ones, though."
"It stole our Brave…" Souji noted. "And we can't recharge it."
"But how…Amy, can't you just…" Luckyuro asked "You know, the goddess thing?"
"The majority of my being is out there on a high plain trying to contain that deity alongside the other gods, and now this fragment through which I communicate is also out of Brave. I'm cut off from my bigger aspect. And even if, they can't spare the power since they need all to deal with that cosmic horror." Amy said. "May be a while before I can muster up more power again."
"We can't spare anyone either, because apparently Kabutobushin Deboth is not the only thing Dagded summoned." Candelira said.
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In other parts of the world, the other Dino Sentai were occupied with enemies of their own. x
"I am Caucasus Witch Bandora, and this is Dora Senking. Prepare to die Zyurangers!" a being resembling Witch Bandora, only with beetle armor and a mask appeared. She was joined by a monster that was composed of parts of Bandora's henchmen.
"That isn't me." The actual Bandora, the reformed one, said.
"I can't recall creating that." Pleprechaun added.
"Then where did it come from?" Geki said, eying the weird beetle-themed Bandora copy.
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"I am Wicked Kuwagata God Dezumozorlya! And I am served by Trinoid 25: Rubrambevorien!" A human sized version of Dezumozorlya in his final form, only with stagbeetle armor declared. He was joined by a trinoid composed of parts of Evolien generals, held together by bramble, and the spikes on the bramble being rubies.
"Oh come on, we missed another Trinoid? We sent the gecko thing to the great beyond already!" Ryouga sighed.
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"I am Giraffa Eras! And this is the Druidon Minosaur!" a copy of Eras, human-sized with giraffa beetle armor declared as she was joined by a MInosaur composed of parts of various Druidon generals.
"Wait, what?" Koh asked.
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"I am NeoDeboth Scarab Commander Deizarus!" A being resembling Deizarus of the Neo Deboth Army said. "And this is my general, Treant!" A recolor/retool of Debo Senking with an original plant/tree-themed head and the colors and motifs the Neo Deboth Army generals joined him.
"Dafuq?" Kwon Juyong noted.
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"So…can we get help from other non-Dino Sentai?" Ian asked.
Amy sighed. "Well…"
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"I am Longhorn President Yogoshimacritein!" A being resembling Yogoshimacritein, though with Longhorn beetle armor said. "And this is Gaiark Banki!" He motioned to a monster which had elements from all the Gaiark generals.
"What Braneworld are they from?" Sousuke Esumi wondered.
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"All right, then not…what about Kamen Riders?" Nossan asked.
"Not much better." Amy sighed.
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"I am the Violin Beetle Fangire King!" A new Fangire King with a Violin Beetle motif said, confronting Kamen Rider Kiva and his group. "And this is Carrion Beetle Fangire, my Bishop, Queen and rook all at once." The Fangire with him had the heads of the Checkmate Four's fangire forms adorning his body, though in various states of decay and the stained glass skulls becoming visible as they were eaten away by tiny stained glass carrion beetle adorning his body. His head also resembled the Spider Fangire.
"That is freaky." Wataru Kurenai, the true current Fangire King noted.
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"I don't dare to ask, Metal Heroes?" Luckyuro asked.
"I think you know the answer…" Amy droned.
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"I am Bombardier God Neros! And this is my general Valdregagin!" A being resembling God Neros only with Bombardier Beetle Armor said. He had a general at this side whom had elements of God Neros' old generals.
"Well, thirty-five years of peace and quiet, knew that wouldn't last." Metalder sighed.
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"Ok, bad example…we can get reinforcements from the future or another universe?" Candelira asked.
"Don't even ask." Amy replied.
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"I am Ladybeetle Knight Arslevan! I have been dormant for over a century, waiting to awaken and destroy you, future Kyoryugers! And this is my henchman Debo Senking II!" A version of Arslevan with Ladybug armor said, and a second version of Debo Senking, but with elements of the Debo Knights not incorporated in the original one.
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"I am Goliath Beetle Shogun Don Armage! And this is my Karo, Zinshen!" A new version of Don Armage with a Goliath Beetle motif said and you guessed it, a Karo whom had elements from all major Jark Matter players.
"I don't feel so lucky right now." Lucky noted.
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"So…what about universes that didn't have Sentai or other toku hero but we're aligned with?" Ian asked again.
"Dagded thought of it all." Amy sighed.
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"I am Titan Beetle Sledge! And this is my strongest prisoner, Skillion!" a version of Sledge the Bounty Hunter with Titan Beetle Armor and someone looking identical to Debo Senking said.
The Dino Charge Rangers looked on baffled. "How many times do we have to kill you?" Tyler Navarro asked.
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"I am Hercules Beetle Dodgson!" the former CEO of Biosyn was revived as a being in Hercules Beetle Armor. "And this is my master piece: the Ultimasaurus!" a giant predatory dinosaur whom had all the worst aspects of predatory dinosaurs faced by the heroes of this world, appeared and roared.
"Good thing our other-dimensional friends gave us the tools. These weapons are cool." Darius Bowman said.
"I am getting too old for this shit!" Dr. Alan Grant sighed.
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"So at the moment we are on our own?" Souji wondered.
"Pretty much. Let's make the best of it until we can find a solution and hope help will come soon or that I can reconnect with my godly aspect." Amy said. "I wish Daigo was here. Hope he finds that amber-faced waterbear bitch ass and rips his heart out through his ass." Amy sighed. "Utchy too of course but it makes me hot if I think of Daigo doing it."
"TMI, girl. TMI." Nossan said as he threw up his hands.
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"So you are a God Queen of sorts?" Gira asked in surprise.
"Yes. I am now again since the new Deboth and his flunky are gone. Me and my bigger aspects are slowly reintegrating now they and the other godly aspects have dealt with that…Thing Dagded left behind." Amy explained.
"No chance you can just wipe Dagded out now?" Yanma asked.
"I'm sorry, I'm recovering from the ordeal at the moment. And it is not up to me or any other Earth deity to end Dagded forever. That will be you." Amy said.
"Us? But why? We aren't gods." Himeno asked.
"No, but neither were any of the other Sentai and Riders when they had their series of adventures. It is sometimes not gods, but the common man or woman or nobi whom has the power." Amy said. "Besides, we gods aren't always allowed to interfere."
"Why not? It would be handy if you could destroy a threat right off the bat?" Yanma asked.
"You'd think. But humanity has unrealized potential that we cannot just let go to waste by interfering. Otherwise no new Sentai, Rider or hero can be born again. And that legacy needs to be preserved. Because there are evils out there even us Gods can't handle on our own, and each of the new generation of Sentai and Rider or any other hero will be needed." Amy said.
"So are we going to be part of that too?" Gira asked.
"You are Super Sentai too. You are destined for greatness. And I know for certain, Dagded will one day will face defeat at your hands. You are not Dino Sentai, but you have something that is very akin to Brave. The heart, the courage, the will. You are not only monarchs, you are heroes, never forget." Amy said.
"Well, this is a legacy I'm proud of being part of." Gira said with a smile.
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A while after the King Ohgers returned home again, Daigo and Utchy caught up with the rest. "Man, I wish we could have seen what had happened before the final battle." Daigo said. To note that in this universe Daigo and Utchy had been able to make it back in time for the final battle against Kabutobushin Deboth.
"At least we were able to locate the source of Dagded's beetle-themed villain reincarnations, so he'll never be able to do that trick ever again." Utchy said.
"But fighting alongside the next generation, my team and most of all…My son was a wonderful experience." Daigo said as he turned to Prince.
"I am so thrilled to have done the same. Even if we had to go through such a long invasion arc. And while I saw you overcome many enemies in my time, I am glad to see how you were during different points in time. And even better, I got my own power set." Prince said as he held up the sword that had become his main weapon and morpher. "I was going to get my powers prior to my time travel trip, but future you will no longer need to. And I may understand why they waited until giving me powers. They knew this would happen."
"You did well out there. I am sure that even if Amy wasn't an immortal god queen and I myself am long lived as her consort, the future would still be in good hands with you." Daigo said, putting a hand on his shoulder.
"You are born in the future, but you made us proud before that even happened." Amy said, putting her hand on Prince's other shoulder.
"I'll continue to make you proud. But now I have to get back to my own time. But thanks to this…" Prince gestured with his sword. "I can build my own team of King Kyoryugers. Because the world can always use a bit more Brave." Prince then cut with his sword in the air, creating a portal through it. "I am returning home. I mean, in the future…and Mom, Dad…I will see you again soon. And for all my aunts and uncles, and extended family…Your future's going to be awesome too!" Prince said as he stepped through. Everyone waved and shouted their goodbyes as the portal closed.
"We are going to have a great kid, Amy." Daigo said with a smile, putting an arm around his wife.
"We will…and real soon." Amy said. "You were in space for two years, I missed you, I learned we are going to have a son…and I want you to put him in me." Amy grabbed Daigo by the collar and pulled him closer and gave him a real passionate kiss.
"Whoa…er, guys? Me and Amy are going to have some time to ourselves. May see in…I dunno, couple of days?" Daigo said.
"Make that a few weeks…we are picking up Meeko along the way. And then I'll remind you I'm a goddess in every sense of the word." Amy said as she and Daigo vanished in a flash of gold.
"Well…" Candelira, moved closer to Nossan. "I think they shouldn't be the only one whom should enjoy a bit of post-victory bedroom antics."
"Oh…well…" Nossan said as he made a face.
"Don't ruin the mood with one of your puns now. Be quiet and follow along." Candelira said. "I'll make sure you'll keep smiling…"
"Yes dear." Nossan said as he followed like an obedient puppy.
"While we're at it, I'm going to find Rin. I think with Deboth over, we should catch up on quality married couple time." Souji said.
"Well, me and Kleon are having a Love Be Ball Touchdown anime marathon." Luckyuro said.
"Oh that's right, the former Ryusoulger enemy…I can't believe that happened." Ian noted.
"Love works in mysterious ways." Luckyuro said.
"Well, the new girlfriend I made during my time in space will probably request some time for coitus with me as well." Utchy said.
"What about you Ian? I heard that the latest girlfriend you got, you stayed with longer then all others before. Your blantent flirting with the yellow King-Ohger also sounded halfhearted…ready to settle down at last, Mr. Ladykiller?" Souji asked.
"It's not like that." Ian said. "I have a rep, I wouldn't…"
"Oh, look at his phone, the messages he sent…they are actually heartfelt and romantic. I think he is actually serious." Luckyuro said.
"Hey, how did you…give that back!" Ian said.
"No, not until I showed Kleon. They will laugh themselves silly." Luckyuro said.
One by one the present Kyoryugers vanished to have quality time with their spouses, fiancées or boy/girl/Nobifriends. Only Yayoi Ulshade was left behind as she hasn't given up on trying to at least become a concubine of Daigo.
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Dagded was back in his lair, in whatever dimension or hole in space that was. He heard that the eldritch horror and the recreated/Cloned/reincarnated villains have been defeated and the King-Ohgers are home again. And he is in a bad mood. Which he dealt with by sitting in his chair consuming ice cream.
Then Amy appeared in front of him. "What the…" Dagded was startled and dropped his bucket of ice cream.
"Hi Dagded. Me and the other Earth gods are not happy with your stint. And while we could, we are not the ones to destroy you. The King-Ohgers will. You'll never see it coming, and you will die wondering how it happens. But before your soul goes to whatever Hell you deserve to be banished too, in between those few moments before death, we will appear in your dreams and mock the hell out of you. So count your remaining seconds, because…You are going to die." Amy said and then vanished.
"What? Why? How…I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!" Dagded said.
"I hope what she said is true…I crave death." Grody sighed.
"Go and slit your wrists, you little emo shit!" a moody Dagded said.
"Am I the only one whom thinks that she was incredibly hot?" Hilbil Leech said.
Minongan Moth only could mutter a "Duh…" because he had the IQ of a slug. Correction, slugs can find their own food.
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Candelira hummed happily as she left the bedroom of her and Nossan's home. Nossan was currently passed out in the bad, in a coma of bliss. His bliss had given Candelira a power boost which meant she could do better and make Nossan even happier which fed her and…yeah you got the deal.
Now dressed in one of Nossan's shirts she decided to get herself a coffee with ten sugars. Then she found something on the counter. It was a pink smartphone-like device. She couldn't remember buying this.
She picked it up. On the screen appeared: "User KJ-05 Recognized. Welcome, Joyful Knight Candelira." Then it let out a ringtone: "Kai-Kai-jin! Kai-Kai-Kaijinner!"
NOTES
With the new King-Ohger/Kyoryuger crossover, I had to reimagine it for my universe a bit.
And setting up something at the end for a future entry.
