ERIDAN: I'm not gonna lie, the first couple of wweeks after Fef left I wwould change my profile picture to something that's obvviously part of a matching pair to try and make her jealous.
SOLLUX: not even gun to my head, barrel iin my mouth, kniife already lodgiing iin my che2t, would ii EVER fuckiing admiit thi2
NEPETA: :33 the minions are lucky I'm not their owner, or else things would have gotten r33l fr33ky :3
EQUIUS: D -- What?
ROSE: What comes to mind when you look at the moon?
DAVE: boobs and butts
nah im just playing
goodnight everyone
SOLLUX: for fiive boondollar2, ii'll type "yiike2" under one of your ex'2 selfiie2
SOLLUX, TALKING TO FEFERI: but for you, ii'll do iit for free
FEFERI: i don't t)-(ink you'd be doing t)-(at for me
TAVROS: iM LEAVING NOW
GAMZEE: kYs
TAVROS: wHAT
GAMZEE: kEeP yOuRsElF sAfE :o)
TAVROS: iM LEAVING NOW
VRISKA: kys
TAVROS: wHAT
VRISKA: kill yourself
JOHN: who's he??
DAVE: his name's "boys kissing" look him up on google
JOHN: ok!
JOHN: woah mama!!
ROSE: Your dad looks GNC as fuck
JOHN: you're insane!!
NEPETA: :33 Boing!! - hehehehe
ERIDAN: yikes
NEPETA: people would rather see an image of you swinging over a chair hanging from your ceiling fan in your childhood bedroom than hear another word from you.
NEPETA: :(( i didn't m33n it my demons took over
JOHN: fun fact! the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg!
DAVE: oh no im not falling for this one again
KARKAT: WHAT
VRISKA: weird... your rug looks just like a 8ig piece of paper
ARADIA, SNEAKING UP BEHIND HER WITH A BIG PLASTIC CUP: that is weird
SOBER GAMZEE: how do i get in someone's dream?
SOBER GAMZEE: I NEED TO DELIVER A MOTHERFUCKING MESSAGE
NEPETA: :33 fool me once: um okay
fool me twice: erm, wtf :0
GAMZEE: fOoL mE tHrEe TiMeS aNd I pIsS sO hArD iT rIpS
EQUIUS: D -- Wh-what rips?
GAMZEE: :o)