JOHN: Dave keeps writing raps about me, is this what the lgbt community is like?
ROSE: You are the lgbt community.
JOHN: I'm every part of it :(
MOM: i need gen z to cancrl taxrs nest yesr pldade
cancel taxes next year please
DAD: Yes Gen Z, come through please!
ROSE: This is so cringy. Either commit tax evasion like your previous generation or shut up.
JOHN: noooo climate don't change your perfect just the way you are haha :B
KARKAT: WOW YOU JUST SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD WITH THIS ONE! SOMEONE INFORM THE MASSES THAT CLIMATE CHANGE HAS BEEN SOLVED
ROXY: traumq inst real, i dribk for unkniwn
perpioses and am contantly shakibg becuz im powerfil
ARADIA: hi, welc0me to the gr0cery st0re. d0 y0u have a st0re card?
EQUIUS: D -- I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU.
ARADIA: ...
what
EQUIUS: D -- AHHHHHHHHH
DIRK: I'm just trying to illegally watch a movie online. I'm not trying to fuck no busty russians in my area.
ROXY: i am! out the way gay boy!
DAVE: party rockers in the hou-
JAKE: Actually my dear fellow, it's "party rock is in the house tonight"!
...
makeout sounds
.
JADE: how old are you!?
BRO: 33
ROSE, PULLING OUT A PICTURE OF A DINOSAUR: Did you know him?
ROXY: im a goth gril on teh insice but on the ohtside?
a fahter figure
JOHN: say on skibidi you wont rizz this latina gyatt up
JOHN: i think i have a learning disability
JADE: I get my news from the only reliable source! cryptic symbolism in my dreams!
DIRK: You're locked in a basement witj a gorilla, a bear and a lion. You have to fight one to get out, the other two promise not to jump in. Who do you pick?
JAKE: how in the bloody hell did the promise that!!
ROSE: This has taken me a long time to accept and tell you but... I have feelings for you... And I want to date you.
KANAYA: Oh... Wait Why Is He Here?
ROSE: Dave's here for moral support.
KANAYA: Are You Serious?
DAVE: im here for you Rose
just do your thing