Original Posted On Dec. 19, 2023
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Responses:
Nathair1: I like Super Burger. Eddie would definitely be a Cenobite victim if he grew up. Buying the rings. Yeah, Blitz essentially Jinxed Stolas. Casull and Jackel are the Handguns of Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate. We all know who the unknown succubus is. I hope this chapter is up to standard.
Bednarczykmiki: Are you sure it is Kurama being sneaky?
Dktv9: You sure it is Kurama attempting her old tricks? Yeah, Naruto is planning on Proposing.
Rick: I didn't mean to make Kurama incompetent, but yeah, it is funny.
StrongGuy159: Hmmm? The Juubi sounds like a good idea.
Brian-Tagachi: Thank you!
Jebest4781: I hope this chapter is up to par.
Gamelover41592: Yeah, for his first gig, he did amazing.
Nicholas: Alright, who do you think the young succubus is?
Ice: Thank you.
Reggad the Knife: Wow… nice fireworks.
StarDustDragonknight: I'm doing build up work for Naruto's proposal to Naruto and Verosika.
Calderoneric758: I did. Nearly blew my hand off by lighting a firecracker and holding it.
Exia Zero: Why change the name? When he fights with them, Blitz will make Alucard puns. *Evil Chuckles*
ShadowBloodedge9396: I wanna draw the IMP crew and Verosika as Cenobites. Yeah, pretty much what you think in the end.
DaftMerc39: I did go back and change LooLoo to Lu Lu. I can't believe I fucked that up, LOL. Hellsing Ultimate. Naruto did a great job, he had help from a great coworker. Naruto will teach Andy Japanese. Thank you!
Chillman22: DUDE… that's a good idea~~~ WHO WANTS RIP VAN WINKLE TO JOIN IMP!
Fenrir Silverblood: Yep.
Animecollecter: Powerful and affective against undead and vampires… sooooooo…
MEATBICYCLE: I LOVE THIS! I was thinking of doing Curse of Strauhd, how great minds think alive. To answer your earlier questions, maybe for Blitz cosplaying Alucard.
Sniperbro1998: Change… what change? What were the other callers/texters wanting to talk about with Stolas?
DireWolf1412: No, Jack is fine.
MichaelTheFox: We shall see, I feel this chapter is just Mid-Set up.
Blizzard: True, they don't know Stella, they see a hot piece of Swan ass.
Chaos: I WANT TO WATCH THAT FILM SO BADLY!
Wolf Mike: Thank you.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 80: Party Prep
Verosika bowed to her fans, blowing kisses, making a 'V' with her fingers for a vagina and 'licking' it, making blowjob motions as she stepped off stage with Vortex and Naruto.
Vortex, Naruto, and Verosika entered her dressing room.
"That whenhmph…"
Verosika had silenced Naruto by pulling him into a passionate, tongue fueled kiss.
Naruto reciprocated with equal passion, grabbing her butt and squishing it.
Vortex, respectfully, turned his head and closed his eye.
"Ugh…" Verosika moaned as she pulled away. "Yes, I love it… I can't wait to take you and the others to the Living world after this."
"What?" Naruto asked, his brain still dumb from the epic make out.
"When we get home, I am taking everyone to the Living world." Verosika repeated with a bright smile. "Because I have a summer home there that I want to visit."
"You own property in the living world?" Naruto asked as Verosika grabbed some water, chugging it down like it was the last drop in a desert.
"Yep, it is in a barrier in the east coast that keeps it from human contact or vision…" Verosika said as she pounded the water bottle onto the counter. "I call it… Silicone Shores."
Naruto deadpanned slightly.
'Like… Gorillaz: Plastic Beach?' He thought, but kept to himself. "Where is it located?"
"Fifty-ish miles off the coast of Florida." Verosika explained. "Remember, I just said that it is hidden by a barrier, so no one can get to it easily."
"Nice, but, before we do that… can we actually make a stop at my old home?" Naruto asked, scratching his chin. "There are some people I wanna visit."
"Your high school buddies? Sure, I don't mind, babe." Verosika said with a smile. "I just need some time to go check it out and make sure it is clean. Last time I was there I had a MASSIVE party."
Two Days Later, Living World…
"Stay in the car, Loona, I wanna surprise them." Naruto said as he and Loona pulled up into the orphanage parking lot.
In the back seat, Andromeda was sleeping, having fallen asleep.
They were borrowing one of Verosika's more modest cars, planning on saying it was a rental to cover their tracks.
Their human disguises were active.
"Okay, weirdo." Loona said as she unbuckled her seatbelt, turning to the back to unbuckle Andromeda, carefully pulling her out of her car seat.
Naruto rolled his eyes before he walked toward the main building.
He could hear the children playing in the back, smiling brighter the closer he got to the main building.
He entered and saw someone he remembered fondly.
"Hey, Evelyn."
Said person turned when she heard her name.
A few seconds passed before she recognized the young man before her.
"Naruto."
"Yep, that's me."
Tears started to swell in Evelyn's eyes as she walked over, wrapping her arms around him in a hug.
"Welcome back." She said, hugging him tightly. "What brings this unannounced visit? If you had called, I would have made sure Fuu, Shino, and Gaara would have been here."
Naruto laughed.
"Don't worry, I plan on visiting them after this, but is Patton here? There is someone I want you and him to meet." Naruto asked.
"Yes, let me call him." Evelyn said as she walked to the desk, picking up the phone.
As she called the head of the orphanage, Naruto texted Loona to wait near the door.
Naruto and Evelyn waited for Patton to arrive, and Naruto couldn't help but smile as he heard the footsteps down the hall.
"Hey, old man." Naruto said as he turned toward Patton before he could say anything. "Been a while."
"Naruto…" Patton said with a smile, walking briskly toward the young man, taking Naruto's hand and shaking it with a hand on his shoulder. "Been to long. Why didn't you call?"
"For this." Naruto said as he walked toward the door, opening it.
"Finally." Loona said as she entered. "Andy was getting restless…"
Loona took notice of Patton and Evelyn, and a peaceful smile appeared on her face.
"I see what you did, you sly fox." Loona said to Naruto, returning her attention to the two humans, who just stared at what Loona held in her arms. "Patton, Evelyn, it's nice to see you again."
"Loona… what is that in your arms?" Evelyn asked cautiously.
Hour Later…
"A BABY!" Fuu squealed as she, Shino, and Gaara approached Naruto and Loona.
The family had called them earlier, informing them of their arrival and desire to see them at a nearby park.
"This is certainly a surprise." Shino said as he, Gaara, and Fuu approached the parents and child. "She is adorable."
"What is her name?" Gaara asked as he knelt down to look Andromeda in the eye.
"Andromeda Sol Uzumaki." Loona said with pride in her voice.
"She looks like a perfect blend of both of you." Fuu said as she felt giddy. "Can I hold her?"
"Of course." Naruto said as he carefully handed Andromeda to Fuu.
"Hello~" Fuu said with childish glee.
Andromeda stared at Fuu, taking this new person in.
She raised her hand and then tapped Fuu's chest several times.
Confusion crept onto the baby's face before realization hit.
Suddenly, Andromeda started tearing up before outright crying.
Fuu felt her spirit break as Loona took the crying infant, doing her best to soothe the babe.
'She… called me flat chested…' Fuu thought, her heart broken.
"Sorry, I don't understand what got into her." Loona apologized.
"It's okay…" Fuu tearfully said, giving a thumbs up.
Shino took his turn to carry Andromeda, smiling as she smiled at him.
"So, when did you and Loona get married?" Gaara asked, looking at his friends.
Both Naruto and Loona blushed at this question.
"We're not married…" Loona answered.
"Oh, that is too bad. You guys gotta invite us when you do." Shino said as he looked at Naruto. "Sasuke and Sakura recently tied the knot after he passed his police force exam."
"Really? Uchiha is now a cop?"
"Training, but yes." Fuu said as she recovered enough to talk. "Sakura is actually pregnant, according to their Facebook posts."
"Well, if you see them, tell them congrats." Naruto said, putting an arm around Loona's waist, pulling her close.
"Well, what do you guys wanna do? I don't think you wanna sit around at the park?" Gaara asked.
"No, let's take a walk." Loona said as she took Andromeda back from Shino.
The group walked around the neighborhood for an hour, catching up on what had happened during Loona and Naruto's absence from being in California.
"So, is Andromeda the only reason why you wanted to visit, Naruto?" Gaara asked as he took his turn carrying the baby.
"Most of it, but not entirely." Naruto said cheekily.
Shino quirked an eyebrow.
"What is going on in your head?" He asked.
"Remember a year or so ago when I said you guys could visit us on the east coast?" Naruto asked, reaching into his pocket.
"No…"
"Really?"
"You didn't?"
Naruto pulled out a few plane tickets.
"Get some swim suits, you guys, because we are going to Florida."
Meanwhile, Fifty Miles off of the coast of Florida…
Silicone Shores.
IT was a complete rip off of Gorillaz: Plastic Beach.
Down to the bright pink spray paint and the random pirate ship.
EXCEPT… it had a helicopter landing pad and instead of various, dangerous pieces of garbage held together by ocean goo, it was all Silicone plastic
Very smooth, very safe.
Verosika and her crew were currently cleaning out the beach house up top.
"Well, at least this isn't as bad as it seemed, right boss?" Ace asked as he and Verosika were cleaning out the bottom most part of the house.
Which was submerged underwater with safely secure port holes to look out into the ocean.
"Yeah, I am surprised the orgy didn't obliterate this place." Verosika said as she wiped the sweat from her forehead. "Just glad I still have this place to use."
"Yeah~" Ace said with a chuckle. "Now that you are a step mom, you need some time away from the fans, and what better place than the living world."
Verosika rolled her eyes as she left the room, having finished cleaning it.
Her phone rang.
"Hello?" She asked when she answered it.
"Hey, Vero, Naruto." Naruto said on the other end of the phone. "We are gonna have a few more guests…"
Skip, Next Day, Hell, Mall…
"You okay, Naruto?" Stolas asked the hound.
"Swell, why do you ask?" Naruto replied.
On the top of his head were large welts.
Verosika had punched him when he, Loona, and Andromeda returned.
Because he had invited more people without asking her first.
"No reason." Stolas said as he returned to what he was doing.
Picking a swimsuit.
Stolas, Naruto, Blitz, Moxxie, Vortex, and Riser were shopping for swimsuits at a male swimwear-oriented store while Loona, Verosika, Octavia, Millie, and Jayjay were shopping at a female swimwear store with Andromeda.
Why were they there?
To buy new swimsuits.
Duh.
"Anyway," Riser said, a bit nervous. "Are you sure it is a good idea to have Humans come with us? I mean… it's the first time I'm going to the human world, and I don't want to get in trouble with Lord Lucifer."
It was true.
Going to the Living World was not a problem, BUT getting caught or starting issues in the Living World was a problem that would get you executed.
"We are going to be fifty miles off the coast of Florida, and the location is under a barrier, so no planes or helicopters flying by will see us. And if my friends do learn of our secret, Stolas could use magic to erase their memories… or something…" Naruto stated to calm Riser's nerves.
Riser, taking some comfort in knowing Naruto had thought about this, nodded before returning to picking a suit.
"Well, what do you guys think?" Blitz said as he stepped out of the changing room.
Skip, Four Days Later…
"Well, this is Florida…" Fuu said as she, Shino, and Gaara exited the Airport.
"Fuu, focus, we need to find the person who will take us to…" Shino started to say before he was interrupted.
"There." Gaara stated as he pointed toward Vortex and Jayjay, both holding up signs with their names and pictures on it.
The trio approached the couple.
"Oh, here they are." Jayjay said, smiling brightly. "Gaara, Fuu, and Shino, right?"
"Yep, that's us. You're… Jayjay, right?" Shino asked, remembering Naruto mentioning Jayjay.
The detail that made Shino think it was her was due to the fact Naruto mentioned her hair color.
Blue with strips of pink.
"Yep, that's me." Jayjay said with glee. "You guys ready to get relaxing?"
"Yeah, the flight here was not smooth." Gaara stated with a dull expression and tone. "We hit turbulence right before we landed… felt like the plane just dropped several times. Thought I was having hay fever and diarrhea."
"Gross…" Vortex said as he took their bags. "Come on, we'll lead you to the helicopter to Silicone Shores."
Gaara paled further.
"Great, more air time…" he said with dread.
They walked for ten minutes across the airport, heading to a secluded hanger for private planes and helicopters.
Once settled in and properly strapped in, with headsets passed around to protect their ears and so they could talk.
The chopper took flight, and within twenty minutes, going 150 miles an hour, passing through the barrier, Silicone Shores was in sight.
The copter circled around the island twice, slowly descending to the launch pad.
"HEY, LOOK!" Shino called out, pointing to the launch pad.
Everyone looked down and saw Naruto and Verosika waiting for them.
The propeller blades slowed as the copter landed, allowing the passengers to unbuckle, return the headsets, and then exit the copter.
"Welcome, everyone," Verosika said as she approached the group. "To Silicone Shores."
"Cool, a Gorillaz knock off." Gaara bluntly stated.
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!" Naruto stated loudly, going silent when Verosika gave him a glare.
"Let's go on a tour of the shores before you settle in so you don't get lost." Verosika offered, the humans following them as Vortex and Naruto took their luggage to their rooms.
"Who else is here?" Jayjay asked Naruto.
"Everyone else is here already, they are all getting settled for the next few days." Naruto responded. "Even Stolas, Octavia, and Riser."
"Great, royals." Vortex said with an eye roll.
"Oh, don't be like that." Naruto stated.
The three hounds walked through the halls to the two rooms Gaara (Who got a room to himself) Shino and Fuu (Who would share a room) would be using.
Meanwhile…
"Octavia, are you sure you want to share a room with me?" Riser asked his fiancé.
Despite being in their… room, alone, Riser and Octavia were in their human disguises.
Riser's human disguise allowed him to take the appearance of a tall and handsome young man in his early 20's with short blond hair and dark blue eyes.
His outfit consists of a burgundy blazer with gold embroidery on the right with matching pants and black dress shoes. Underneath his open blazer is a white dress shirt that is not fully buttoned (just one button short), giving a slight view to his chest.
Octavia's human disguise allowed the young woman to take on the appearance of an eighteen-year-old goth teenager, keeping her usual clothing on.
"Yeah, I am sure. After all," Octavia blushed. "If we do get married, we'd share a bed anyway."
Riser smiled at the bravery Octavia was showing as they continued to unpack.
"I'm going to go grab something, I'll be right back." Octavia said as she made her way to the door.
"Alright, take your time." Riser encouraged.
Octavia exited the room, using her foot to close the door.
She walked down the hall to the spiral staircase, and took a left… walking straight into Gaara, knocking both of them over.
"Oh, my god, I am so sorry…" Octavia apologized, on top of the redhead.
"It's okay, I am not… hurt…" Gaara said, his words slowing down as he looked at Octavia.
His pale skin flushing a very faint shade of pink.
'So… beautiful…' Gaara thought as Octavia got off of him.
"Here." Octavia said as she held out a hand to help Gaara up.
Taking it, Gaara got up.
"Thanks… I'm Gaara." He awkwardly introduced, not letting go of Octavia's hand.
"Octavia… Nice to meet you, Gaara." Octavia said, smiling slightly.
They stood in silence for an awkward moment.
"Can you let go of my hand?"
Gaara blushed an embarrassed deep crimson as he released her hand.
"Sorry…"
"Gaara, what is taking… oh, Octavia."
The two turned to see Loona, carrying a chest of beers.
"Loona, what's with the chest?"
"We are prepping for tomorrow's barbeque, and Gaara was helping me." Loona said as she looked back and forth between the two teens. "Can you go get Riser and help us too, Via?"
"Of course, give us a few minutes." Octavia said as she ran back upstairs.
Gaara's eyes followed Octavia, which didn't go unnoticed by Loona.
"SO~" Loona said, leaning forward with a sly smile. "You like Octavia?"
Gaara blushed even harder.
"No…" He stated. "We just met, so why are you asking if I like her?"
Loona just smirked as she turned.
"Come on, Loverboy."
After more introductions between the disguised demons and the three humans, the rest of the day, everyone helped prepare for the big even for the following day.
The brisk air nipped at their skin while the sun kept them warm while they worked.
Before they knew it, everything was ready and the sun was setting.
Jayjay, Vortex, Moxxie, Millie, Blitz, Stolas, Riser, Octavia, Gaara, Fuu, Shino, Naruto, Loona Andromeda, and Verosika all sat the table, eating, making small talk, and enjoying themselves.
The moon and stars shining through the sun roof while orange ambient lighting from the room itself gave everyone a pleasant feeling.
Blitz and Stolas shared a room, sleeping a bit noisily… from SEX!
Millie and Moxxie slept peacefully.
Naruto, Loona, and Verosika were up and down due to Andromeda when she woke them up.
Shino and Fuu smoked some pot before passing out watching TV.
Gaara fell asleep thinking of Octavia.
Octavia and Riser slept in the same bed… with three feet between them.
Jayjay and Vortex cuddled as they fell asleep.
The night continued on, everyone retiring for the night before the sun crept back up over the horizon.
Hell…
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE IN THE HUMAN WORLD!"
"It's as I said, your highness," Flare said to the individual on the phone. "Vortex and Jayjay went with Verosika to her private beach for a few days. I think Naruto and his family are going with them."
"DO you know where this beach is?"
Flare rolled his eyes.
"Give me a second, I need to check to be sure." Flare said as he put his phone down, looking through his filing cabinet.
When Vortex started working for Verosika, Flare had been unsure of the succubus, and decided to research the popstar.
Thoroughly.
"Alright, I do have the location of the beach." He said when he picked up his phone.
"Thanks, and again, sorry for calling you so late."
"It is no problem, Ma'am." Flare said as he took a picture of the information.
He sent it to the caller.
"Thank you, Flare~"
"Good night." Flare said as he hung up.
The caller scrambled to their feet, running out of the door of their home.
They made their way to the mall, looking for a swimsuit as they made calls to get supplies to bring, on top of making arrangements and a permit to leave Hell.
"OH, FUCK, I NEED TO GET MY DRAMATIC ENTRANCE PLANNED OUT PERFECTLY!" the person yelled in a panic.
Chapter 80, DONE!
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, because next is the big party!
This chapter was a bit difficult to write, but I am overall happy with how it came out.
If you want to suggest swimsuits for the characters or want to see a beach event happen, let me know and I'll see what I can do.
If you like the chapter, leave a review, even if you hated it, because it helps me become a better author.