Chapter 2
Drax is screaming at the top of her lungs. She now sports extremely large breasts which are openly exposed to the air. She grabs onto them roughly trying to rip them off as if they were some sort of fashion accessory.
"Can someone shut her up!" Stark shouts pointing at Drax.
Star-Lord rushes to her, placing both hands on her shoulders, trying to get her attention. "Hey, hey. Calm down big guy." she says in a high pitched voice. Star-Lord clutches her chest. "Why do I sound funny?" she asks. Drax looks up to her, pushes her away, and begins pointing and screaming again.
The noise wakes up Mantis who looks around confused for a moment and joins the screaming without knowing why. He has a somewhat deeper voice.
"Shut up!" Nebula shouts in an extremely masculine voice." They all go quiet.
Tony Stark turns back to Dr. Strange. "What happened? I thought you said we had one chance!"
"We did have one chance." Dr. Strange answers in a sultry feminine voice. "I honestly don't know what happened."
"You said you saw everything. You're telling me you didn't see this happening?" Stark demands pointing at the others.
"No, I saw this." Female Dr. Strange responds. "I just really didn't think this was going to happen."
"Didn't think this was going to happen!" Tony raises his voice. "What was supposed to happen?"
Dr. Strange looks at Tony Stark for a moment, opens her mouth slightly, then clearly changes the subject. "Never mind that. The key point is that we haven't lost yet." She says.
"Haven't lost yet?" Start shakes his head in confusion. "What do you mean, haven't lost yet? You said we had one chance and this is clearly not that chance."
"Look, I don't know OK." Dr. Strange says. "I saw this happening, and it was so ridiculous I didn't think it would happen and didn't bother checking if we could win or not. The chances of this happening were next to impossible."
Tony Stark looks on in confusion.
"Mr. Stark, my chest really hurts." Spider-Man interrupts the conversation.
Tony looks Peter up and down, shakes his head, and says, "Karen, adjust suit body proportions."
"Adjusting." Spider-Man's suit responds. The suit suddenly becomes loose, and Peter takes a quick breath. It then begins to contort to Peter's body to reveal an extremely thin waist small hips, but large breasts.
Peter grabs her breasts and is trying to peer around them. Peter, sad and tearing up quickly, looks toward Tony. "I look like an anime character!"
"Like a wha..." Tony tries to ask, but they are both interrupted by Drax laughing at the top of her lungs. She is pointing at Peter.
"It got you too!" She says. She then points to Star-Lord, and keeps laughing.
"Stop laughing!" Star-Lord protests with a high pitch squeal. She covers her mouth annoyed at her new voice, before complaining again. "You sound like a Russian hooker!"
Drax keeps laughing. "I'm not going anywhere to fish." She responds thinking Star-Lord calling her a rushing fisherman.
"This is fascinating!" Mantis interrupts. He grabs his throat surprised at the new sound, but then chooses to smile. "Why do you think this happened?" he asks.
Nebula suddenly steps forward and says, "I know what happened." The changes to her body are the most apparent. Nebula is extremely muscular and stereotypically masculine. Drax looks at him and stops laughing.
"Whoa! You are more beautiful than the Thunder God!" Drax proclaims, referencing back to Thor. Nebula looks toward Drax annoyed and a little confused, then blushes, probably for the first time ever. "Fascinating!" Drax adds. "It's like you're chiseled from stone."
Star-Lord sticks a hand out to silence Drax. "All right, enough of that." she says trying to sound masculine, and failing. Drax looks at her, smiles, and starts to snicker again causing her bright green breasts to jiggling in the air.
Star-Lord rolls her eyes and looks back at Nebula. "What happened?" Before Nebula can answer, Star-Lord briefly looks back to Drax, "And cover yourself up!" She snaps at the giggling Kylosian.
Nebula looks toward Star-Lord, then back to Tony. "When I was young, my father always told me all his dreams." Tony makes a disgusted frown. "He always wanted to fix the universe." Gamora emphasizes the word universe.
"One of the things he hated most was discrimination. It drove him crazy. When he would encounter it, he would make it illegal. Sometimes he would make it punishable by death. Race, gender, beliefs, politics, and more. He said it was the pathway to self-destruction."
"I still don't get what this has to do with all this." Tony says gesturing toward Spider-Man and the Guardians. Mantis is now standing in front of Drax and studying her. He has both hands on Drax's breast who is now giggling at the changes to her own body.
"Gender discrimination is one of the most dominant traits in the Universe..." Nebula tells Tony. "Once when Gamora and I were still very young, he became enraged that his enemies always made an attempt on our lives, but never his sons. Despite us being stronger, we were always assumed to be his weakest children."
Tony Stark raises an eyebrow, somewhat seeing where this is going.
"It was on one of those days he stood before us and said, 'When I acquire the stones, I might just change the gender of every species in the entire Universe as well.'" Gamora pauses to think after saying this. "It's the only explanation."
"So," Star-Lord interrupts. "You're saying, your father got the stones, had a change of heart, and turned everyone into girls?"
"Not changed into girls." Gamora grunts back. "Swapped genders." he says, pointing toward Mantis, but forgetting himself. Mantis is not feeling himself up while Drax bounces her new chest up and down watching it ripple with a smile.
"But what about Mr. Stark?" Peter asks and they all turn toward him. Peter reaches up and places her hands on Iron-Man's chest, feeling around. "He didn't change." Tony swats Peter's hand away.
"Something must have gone wrong." Nebula responds. "Maybe he wished for everyone except certain people. Maybe something is different about him." referencing to Tony.
Dr. Strange finally interrupts. "In any case, we need to find Thanos. If he has the power to do this, he has the power to finish what he started."
"That's impossible!" Nebula declares. "With the teleportation stone, he could be anywhere. It was the tool he wanted most of all, anywhere in the Galaxy in the blink of an eye. He could be on his throne at the center of his army by now."
"Or he could still be at the location where he acquired the last stone." Dr. Strange interjects.
"Great!" Tony Stark says exasperated. "Back on Earth." He turns aways from them all, looks to the ship he came on, groans, then looks toward Benatar. "How long will it take your little ship to get us there?" He asks Gamora.
"My ship..." Star-Lord pretends to clear her throat and starts using a deep voice again. "My ship could get us to Earth in three or four days."
"Days?" Nebula asks, calling Star-Lords bluff.
"A week?" Quill adjusts her answer.
"I'll get us there." Dr. Strange answers. She starts spinning her sling ring and a portal opens to downtown New York. They all turn to watch it.
"Is that... home?" Spider-Man asks. Dr. Strange nods and gestures for her to go on ahead.
Peter happily obliges, but stops before she can go through and asks, "Wait, if you could teleport, couldn't we all just teleport to Thanos?" Peter notices wind coming from the portal is causing Dr. Stranges hair to wave, and blushes after realizing how beautiful Dr. Strange has become.
"It doesn't work that way kid." Dr. Strange responds. "I have to visualize a place I've already been, to get there. I have also never seen his place."
"Yea kid, it doesn't work that way." Tony Stark says sarcastically before pushing Peter through.
"Are you Goonies coming?" Tony shouts to the Guardians.
"Oh, I uh..." Star-Lord begins answering. "I can't leave my ship."
Mantis is feeling his biceps as he adds, "Yes, the ship is our home."
Tony turns to Nebula. "And you?"
"I will go with." Nebula responds. "If there is even a chance, I have to take it." Without any hesitation, he walks briskly through the tunnel.
Tony looks at Drax still playing with herself and decides not to ask. He lowers his head and goes through the portal. Dr. Strange does not even take a last look. She is eager to leave the planet. As the portal closes behind her, Peter Parker can be heard speaking to Ironman. "Wait, so you've actually seen The Goonies?"
Three Guardians are now left one the planet to figure out their next step. Peter Quill turns around to see Mantis clapping happily white Drax Shakes her chest aggressively causing her breast to Jiggle and flail wildly in every direction. "Stop that!" Star-Lord whines loudly.
*** Back on Earth ***
Iron Man, Spider-Man, Nebula, and Dr. Strange all arrive in front of Dr. Strange's home in Greenwich Village, New York. Despite the street normally being quiet, there is quite a bit of commotion going on. There is a car crash with some people arguing. There are some kids sitting on the street studying each other, the sound of sirens, and aggressive traffic can be heard not too far off.
Dr. Strange does not hesitate and is already walking up to her residence. The others start to follow her as she lays out her plans. "If Thanos is still on this planet, it shouldn't take too long to find him. I have safety measures put up all over..."
"Hold up." Stark interrupts. He taps his chest and part of his suit activates concealing his ear. "Hello, Pepper?"
A male voice answers the line. "Oh Tony! Thank God you're safe!"
"This is Pepper's Line. Who's this?" Tony asks, already terrified of the answer.
"Tony, it's me. Pepper." The voice responds. "You have to believe me Tony. I know it sounds crazy."
"Pepper, it's ok." Tony responds. "I think it's happening all over."
"Tony, what's going on. One moment you're abducted by aliens, then there's an invasion, and now half the staff has changed into something else."
"Half the staff?" Tony asks.
"Yea, Happy is fine, and some of the others. Does this have anything to do with what's going on?
"Yes, it does Pepper, and I'm gonna fix it." Tony declares. "Where is the invasion now? Anywhere in particular?"
"After you left the invasion moved to South Africa. We weren't getting much news, but Rhodey and some of the others flew down there."
"Wakanda, great. Listen, I have to call Rhodey and find out what's going on. I will call you back."
Pepper hesitates to answer, but already knows he can't sway Tony. "OK, Tony. Please be safe. I can't keep worrying like this." It felt strange for Tony to hear such familiar words coming from a male voice. "I love you Tony." Pepper says.
Tony hears this and hesitates, contemplating whether it really is Pepper. Realizing it wouldn't hurt if it wasn't, he answers, "I love you, Pepper." He hangs up and calls Rhodey.
"Colonel, what's happening?" Tony asks without waiting for a hello.
"Tony!" Rhodey responds quickly in his normal voice. "Where have you been? It's been chaos out here."
"I've been off world." Tony responds. "I need an update. Is Thanos still there?"
"Thanos? I don't know. I've been busy trying to chase off the rest of this invasion."
"Who is there now? I need to get ahold of someone who knows where Vision is."
"Thanos is gone." A female voice suddenly joins the conversation. "Thanos is gone and Vision is dead, Tony. We lost."
"I'm sorry, this is a private line. Who's this?" Tony asks.
"It's Bruce, Tony." The woman says. "I'm in your anti-Hulk suit."
"Bruce?" The thought of a female Hulk popped into Tony's head and for the first time today, he almost broke concentration. "Bruce, what's happening? Where's Thanos?"
"Tony, I don't know." Bruce responds. "He just ripped the stone out of Vision's head and left. Thor got a good hit on him, but it wasn't enough. He just teleported out of here. After that, everyone started changing into boys and girls."
"Yea, I know. It was happening on Titan also." Tony responds.
"Titan? Like the moon?" Bruce asks.
"Not like the moon..." Tony answers before changing subjects. "Listen, we need to regroup, all of us."
"Yea, I'll say." Bruce responds.
"See who you can spare, and I'll come join you guys soon." Tony says, and hangs up before he can get another response. "Edith, I need my Mark 47 suit." Tony tells his suits AI.
"Dr., Can you get us to Wakanda?" Tony now asks Steven Strange.
"I've been there." Dr. Strange responds. "I can send you, but I have things to do here." He starts spinning his sling ring creating a portal.
Tony studies her for a moment, but chooses not to protest. "That's fine. I may get in touch later though." He steps toward the portal then looks to Peter. "'You coming kid?"
"Actually Mr. Stark, I get the feeling the city needs me right now." Peter responds. "I should probably stop by home soon also. Aunt May is probably worried."
Tony wants to protest, but his concern for Peter's safety bubbles up. "That's fine kid. Go be safe, and do your thing." Tony says patting her on the shoulder.
"Thanks Mr. Stark." Peter doesn't waste another moment, before rushing off and leaping away.
"I will go," Nebula says and without hesitation he passes through the tunnel.
"Alright, let's do this." Tony says as he turns back toward the portal. He raises his arms just as his Mark 47 armor comes flying in. The nanoparticles from his Mark 50 conceal themselves as his older suit takes over. Once he is fully armored he turns back to Dr. Strange and says "Thanks," with a small salute, before flying through.
The portal closes and Dr. Strange turns toward her front door. Her stomach growls as she realizes she has not eaten all day. When she reaches her front door it flies open to reveal a very shocked and confused Wong. Despite the change he recognizes Dr. Strange immediately.
"What happened?" Wong asks, looking at Dr. Strange up and down.
"Food first, and then we talk." Dr. Strange answers.
They Close the door behind them.