I've decided to post short stories that were written by my friend that I commissioned with his approval. He's known as Zexo87 here and Zexoguy on Deviantart where these stories can also be found. I gave him the basic outline of each the stories and he put it all into writing. He wrote these first few entries and I might add some that I write myself some time.

There are many characters and character relationships that the show didn't establish which means us fans can have our interpretations. These stories are based on ideas I had for some of those characters and relationships.

This first one is about Lana and Lola and their crushes, Skippy and Winston as I see potential in them.


It was a lovely day in Royal Woods. The Loud twins, Lola and Lana, had decided to introduce each other to their new respective friends/crushes. After hearing that each of them would be at the park that day with their own friend groups, they figured it would be a perfect opportunity. Lola called her friend Winston, Lana called her friend Skippy, and both had agreed to meet the other in the park.

The twins arrived first and waited by the fountain for Skippy and Winston. "Oh, Lana. I cannot wait for you to meet Winston," said Lola. "He is such a gentleman."

"And I can't wait for you to meet Skippy," said Lana. "He's so cool and he loves dirt and grease as much as I do." The young greasemonkey then belched up a wad of mud that she had eaten for lunch, which her sister was super repulsed by.

"Oh yes. He sounds simply... charming," the proper twin said politely through her disgust.

Suddenly, the twins each spied their respective friends approaching from different directions and rushed over to greet them. "Winston, darling! I'm so glad you could make it!" Lola greeted her friend happily with a courtsey.

"I wouldn't have missed it for the world, m'lady," the young gentleman replied with a polite bow, allowing Lola to lead the way back.

"Skippy! It's so great to see you!" said Lana to her friend.

"Back at ya, Lana," Skippy replied. The two then sealed their greeting with a duel armpit fart before Lana led him back towards the fountain.

When they all met back up, Lola was the first to speak. "Winston, I'd like you to meet my sister Lana and her friend-"

"Skippy?!" Winston exclaimed in surprise.

"Winston?!" Skippy repeated.

"What are you doing here?!" both boys asked at the same time with a hint of spite in their voices. This, of course, took both Loud sisters by surprise.

"Hang on. You two know each other?" Lana asked.

"Unfortunately, yeah," Skippy answered. "We used to be best friends, until this guy ditched me for his new prissy, stuck-up, fancy shmancy pals.

"I, ditch you?!" Winston scoffed. "Please! You abondoned me when you started spending all your time with those filthy ruffian friends of yours."

"You wanna come say that to my face, bub?!"

"I just did, you twit."

"What did you call me?!"

As the boys glared and growled at each other, the girls decided to step in before things got ugly. "Guys, guys, come on! You don't have to fight," said Lana.

"Yeah. Now that you're back together, maybe you can be friends again," Lola suggested.

"I'm sorry, Lola, but I'm afraid that's impossible," said Winston.

"Yeah. Me and Prince Stuffy over here are too different," Skippy agreed. "We're just not meant to get along."

"That's not true," said Lola. "Just look at Lana and I."

"Yeah. We're both totally different, but we're still best friends," said Lana.

"Really?" asked Skippy.

"Of course," Lola insisted. "I mean, sure, sometimes, Lana's grossness makes me sick to my stomach."

"And sometimes, Lola's bossiness does drive me crazy," Lana continued.

"But she's still the best friend I could ever ask for, and there's no one in the whole wide world that I'd rather have by my side."

"Right back at ya, sis." The twin girls accentuated their point with a big, loving hug.

While this sappy display of affection made Skippy want to barf on some level, he and Winston couldn't argue with what they were seeing. This caused them to look back at each other and consider their friends' words.

"Well, I suppose we could give it another go," said Winston. "If you want to, that is."

"I think I might be up for that," Skippy agreed. The boys then extended their hands to shake as the girls watched anxiously.

Before their hands could meet, however, they were interrupted by a sudden voice. "Skippy!" The boy turned around and saw his gang of dirt-covered friends coming over to them. "There you are, buddy. We've been looking all over for you."

"Winston!" another voice called out from the other direction. Winston then saw his own group of pristine friends approaching. "Where have you been? You were supposed to meet us by the ice cream stand ten minutes ago."

The kid who spoke to Skippy was a boy with muddy overalls and dirty hair who smelled like rotten fish. This was his friend Butch. And the one who addressed Winston was a girl with a long, sparkling gown and excessive amounts of makeup. It was his friend Elena, who Lola actually recognized from her various pageants. When the two friend groups saw who their respective friends were with, they gasped in shock.

"Winston! What are you doing talking to those two disgusting trash-eating worms?!" Elena asked angrily, pointing to Skippy and Lana.

"Skippy, why are you hanging around those two prissy-looking snobs over there?" asked Butch, referring to Winston and Lola.

All four of the kids took great offense at the others' insults. Not just for themselves, but for their friends as well.

"Ha! Please! We would never dream of associating with the likes of them," Elena said. "But Winston, if you and Lola here are going to hang around with these repulsive slobs, then perhaps you no longer wish to be friends with us."

"What's it gonna be, Skippy?" Butch asked. "Do you and your friend here wanna hang with us and get dirty, or would you rather hang out with these tea-sipping yahoos and get mani-pedis?"

It was then that both boys started to realize the truth. It wasn't either of their faults that their friendship had fallen apart. It was their friends' faults. They had convinced each of them that the other was beneath them and that they couldn't be friends with each other anymore. Well, that was about to end right now.

"Guys, don't talk that way about my friends," Skippy scolded the dirty kids.

"Yes. That goes for you all as well," said Winston to the prissy kids. Both groups were shocked to hear them say such things. "You all may have broken up our friendship before, but now, thanks to Lola and Lana here, we've realized just how foolish we were."

"Just because we like different stuff, doesn't mean we can't get along," Skippy agreed. "These guys here are my real friends. Unlike you."

"Agreed. You are all horrible influences and I would much rather be friends with Skippy and Lana." Winston and Skippy finally shook each other's hands and smiled. The twins smiled as well, happy to see their new friends getting along with one another.

Their (ex-)friend groups, however, were not happy. "I can't believe this! You're choosing them over us?!" Butch asked angrily. "This all your fault, you lousy dress-wearing weirdos!"

"Our fault?!" Elena responded. "It's clearly yours, you smelly slime-eating sewer rats!"

All of a sudden, things desolved into sheer chaos as both groups of children started pummeling each other mercilessly. While the fight raged on, Lola, Lana, Winston, and Skippy decided to slip away quickly, leaving them to duke it out amongst themselves.

"Phew! What a mess," Lola commented.

"I guess some people just never learn," Lana shrugged.

"Well, who knows? Maybe someday, they'll be able to get along as well as we do," said Winston. "Right, Skippy?"

"You said it, buddy," Skippy agreed, wrapping his arm around Winston's shoulder. The proper boy did his best to ignore the stench coming from the young greasemonkey and just enjoy the moment.

Meanwhile, behind them, the children's parents arrived to try and break up their fight. The four friends paid them no mind as they were all confident that they had made the right choices in their new friendships.