In the end, it was myself, Romero, Shift, Holy, Meg, Squeaks and Bigs all came to enjoy the movie night.
"Ah, so you were told about the Madame Red?" Squeaks asked with a chuckle.
"Yes, yes I did." I nodded. "And…it was quite a thing I will admit."
"Ah but do you know her story?" Squeaks asked as Romero chuckled into their hands.
"I have not been told this nor know. Please tell." Holy asked with a grin.
"...You people are making it a bit hard not to make a dirty joke and ruin the inside joke you all have." I pointed out.
"The year was 2487!" Meg started, up to her feet… hooves and somehow there was a spotlight over her. "We had been alive for over four hundred years and we were fucking bored! We accumulated wealth, properties, had strings to pull in all the world governments that were still not united at this point and during it all, the art of entertainment and music was beginning to fall apart because almost everything by this point had been made, and with centuries of media, many simply just watched and listened to the vast archives of entertainment to them. After all a normal person could just enjoy that and never finish, but we were immortal and we had already watched, read and listened to it all."
"Should I ruin it?" I thought to myself, thinking about a Monty Python reference I could make with this sudden 'dramatic' retelling.
"And in our boredom I kept the stage and music going, the following was small but with so much available, it was difficult to tell what was new from what was old… until I had an idea!" Meg said, suddenly yanking Romero up to his feet from the couch. "A wonderful, glorious idea to spark inspiration back into the people of earth!"
"And all I had to do was completely commit to the persona and bit for fifty straight years." Romero chuckled.
"And what's the bit?"
"Oh! Wait let's get them ready before we continue!" Shift said, they and Meg grabbing Romero by the arms and dragging them upstairs.
Squeaks and Bigs were laughing.
"Oh, this is gonna be good. Haven't seen Madame Red in a while." Squeaks said.
"Wonder if Meg will force Romero to have her make a comeback?" Bigs pondered.
"Sounds like this is gonna be hilarious." Holy chuckled.
"Get on with it!" I called out in a…rather surprisingly good British Accent.
"You…You did not just do a Holy Grail on them…" Squeaks said.
"Maybe." I chuckled. "But it seemed at least fitting since you're all laughing at the inside joke with this 'grand epic tale', and here I'm thinking this is just Romero in women's clothing for fifty years."
"Oh trust me, Meg coached them for years before they got it started and they committed to it very well. In the end I think Madame Red almost became like a Split Personality for them."
"Was genuinely incredible how fast they'd be able to get back into that role when they had few precious moments of genuine alone time." Bigs chuckled.
"Yeah…a Split Personality…" I said carefully. "Well, so should I expect 'Wine Aunt', 'Catwalk Model', what?"
"How about diva?" Holy asked.
"Oh trust me, it's gonna be good." Squeaks chuckled. "Also, Alchem, no touchy or horny when they show up."
"Oh jesus, Romero was already a bit of a diva as is, him going full diva is not something I want…" I grumbled.
"And what's wrong with being a diva, little cutie~" I genuinely froze as I looked up to the stairs… Romero looked… how?!
The dress somehow gave them an hourglass figure of sorts, was clung to them by two thin straps and somehow it looks like they had some chest to them as well. The dress was somehow made to show off even around their wings and avian legs that the dress showed off and looked… woah…
They walked down the stairs, their hair long, flat and fluid on their head as they walked in front of me.
"Long time no see Madame Red." Squeaks smirked.
"Charmed sweetie." My god that voice even… how?!
[New kink unlocked. You horny pervert.]
"Shush!" I thought to my stupid Title. "But seriously…HOW!?" I asked incredulously.
"Romero's commitment to a bit is inhuman." Shift said, popping up behind Romero with a grin.
"Seriously. It's actually impressive." Meg added, popping out from behind them on the other side.
"Oh even I know that… some of those prank battles back home were insane…" Holy said, chuckling. "Not once but three times they got Silver with the same prank. Dropping her into a huge tub of either jello, cake, and custard."
"Yeah… I was the one who prepared it all for him…" Big said with a small weak chuckle. "So much work…"
"Okay so this is going to be a whole ass thing…" I groaned. "So…this for fifty years."
"Fifty years of record making fabulousness sweetie." Romero said, giving me a wing before they bowed. "Madame Red, charmed to meet the royal of this land."
… Fuck it genuinly feels like I'm meeting someone new…
"David Alchem." I nodded. "It's nice to meet you Madame."
"Pleasure." Romero… Madame Red said as she stood back up.
"Pfft. Wow. This is almost as insane as what you did at the Barbie movie." Holy shuckled.
"Ah, yes, the Barbenheimer special." I chuckled. "What happened when you all went out to see it?"
"He out-pinked Silver." Squeaks laughed. "It was hilarious."
"She just couldn't handle I rocked pink better than her." Romero said, still keeping up the Madame Red voice.
"It was definitely one of your more tame bits and everyone had a good time all around." Holy chuckled.
"That's fair, and I suppose you all know about that strange happenstance with the movies?" I inquired, given none of them even bothered to question what I meant and assumed they knew.
"Eh, it was a thing but we had other things to worry about at the time." Shift shrugged.
"Yeah, there were probably a lot of things happening at the time." I admitted.
"So, Alchem, gonna get into some training after the birth or gonna focus more on family?" Holy asked me.
"I…don't know, cause I really need to focus on Training so shit with Fate doesn't start over again…but being with Family is important…" I sighed.
"I'll work up a schedule for you." Holy shrugged.
"Thank you." I nodded. "Just…a lot of things to do."
"Gotta learn to laugh and have fun when and where you can. Constant worry will make you go crazy." Romero said, still keeping up the Madame Red voice.
1 Year, 4 Months Later
Gah!
THUD!
Fuck!
"You really need to take it easier on yourself." Meg said as she helped me back up. "I know it's been seven months since you gave birth but you really shouldn't push yourself."
"I need to get stronger." I stated, getting up with her help. "Plain and simple, I haven't been training for a long time…and sure, the portal system is up and other such things…"
"Yes but you're also working on family time thanks to Holy scheduling it for you. Speaking of it's about that time for this session to end anyway."
"Damn it…" I muttered. "Well…I suppose it's best to call it here…"
"Oh don't be so mopy, five hours a day for training under three times earths normal gravity is a lot of work. So far you've definitely improved muscles wise." Meg pointed out.
True. I firmed up and toned out in a lot of places and I now got a six pack! Oh back on earth I would have never dreamed of having one but bam! Technically an eight pack if you include my breasts but I know it's not.
"I know I know but still." I admitted. "I know all my spouses enjoy how buff I am that's for sure."
"Tony especially." Meg asked with a playful elbow nudge.
I chuckled… yes… my wolf boy loves my new abs… also finally started using protection again because as much as I love my kids, I want to get stronger and being pregnant makes that harder to do.
… I uh… might spend a lot on protection… like, weekly…
Wait…why the fuck do I need to spend money on Protection when I have Creation?
… I face palmed hard… this… this whole time I could have just made my own… God I am stupid…
"I have now dipped into your realm of forethought Meg…and I hate it…" I groaned.
"Then get the fuck out, and it's 'lack' of forethought. How dare you assume I think of anything before acting." Meg said, crossing her arms with a huff.
"I mean, you do in fact Think before Acting, don't sell your Theatre career short there." I said, making a dumbass pun based on her words.
"Eh. Well go on, get. Sure your crotch spawns want their milk or whatever." Meg chuckled.
"Oh shush you."
Meg just laughed as I used Speed force, rapidly arriving home and to the Nursery. Here, all my infants and toddlers were napping or sleeping… part of why there are so many are the Breeders. Most all of them were adopted by someone in my family, and here they all spend there time when not… in need. Taking care of the babies and toddlers.
I was quickly assaulted by my ankle nips by my first litter of kids with Tony, all my little pups actually barking at me for attention.
"Yes yes, I know you all want attention." I giggled, kneeling down and lightly petting some of the cute pups. "I'm here for you all." I said warmly.
"Mom, are we gonna be leaving the nursery tomorrow?" Tiff asked. Her fur was the same color as my hair, with blue streaks here and there.
"That is when you turn six, so yes, that is when you leave the nursery." I answered, lightly patting Tiff's head.
"Awww…" Tiff said sadly.
"I know I know." I said softly. "But you'll be six soon, and you'll have your own room to yourself and it'll be a great room."
"What do you even fill a room with?"
"Babies, duh. Why else would mom have so many here?" Ace spoke up. My son here was almost a carbon copy of his dad…
… Also uh… how do a parent respond to that?
"Uh…there are many different kinds of rooms." I said carefully. "This room is for babies and toddlers, the Nursery, your personal bed room is where you will sleep, keep all your toys and other things." I explained carefully.
"We won't be sharing a room?" Tiff asked.
"Hmm…well, if you want to share a room that is fine." I said honestly.
I quickly gave them all a hug before heading to the cribs… Here were my triplets. Tike, my son with Mike, my wind fairy lover. Gina, my newest daughter with Tony. Unlike her older siblings, she's more human. Lastly, Micheal, my son with WIlliam… he looks basically like a normal human boy with a head of semi curly brown locks.
I smiled softly to the three children. "I'll keep all three of you safe, I promise." I thought to myself.
They were sleeping. I watched them for a while before carefully giving each a kiss and heading out. Before I did though, I saw my breeders… Ny's mom and sisters all gently caring for and nursing the… many infants around them… they were already pregnant again.
I sighed… sometimes Ny does visit here and watches them… I can see why. Despite everything, they're his family too.
"I really need to figure out how to fix the Breeders…maybe when me and maybe Tony become Admins we can finally get rid of this shit…" I thought to myself, wanting to bring Tony along to figure out if either of us can become an Admin or not.
Thankfully we'll be reaching a New Foundation outpost in this area soon. Once we do they can set up shop here and build the portal system.
Hard to believe I've now been a king for almost… two years. Weird…
"Really weird to have been king of an entire planet for two years…" I mentally chuckled. "Thank god I don't have to do all that dumbass paperwork by myself…"
I was walking through the halls now-
"Uh… Alchem?" I paused, turning around and-Oh sweet fluffy buff goat man…
Asriel's training is still more far along than me but… sweet christ those muscles… But uh… why is he blindfolded? He was feeling along the wall as he walked.
"Uh…why are you blindfolded?" I asked.
He walked up to me, managing to stop just a bit before me. "It took a while but most of the embarrassment that usually makes me, uh… you know, pass out, comes from visual stimuli. In short, if I can't see it, I'm not getting embarrassed by it. And before you say anything, yes, I tested it out… it was awkward but I only passed out when the blindfold was off!" He said. "So… care for that date finally?"
[This man's dedication to you is beyond unreal…]
I gently grabbed his hand and squeezed it. "I would love the date you silly fluffy buff goat."
"Great." He said, squeezing my hand back… so firm… "So… where should we go…?"
"Hmm, well, what's one of your favorite places to go?" I asked, though I used Scan on Azzy to figure out what's actually going on with his visual embarrassment cause there is no way in hell this is just him being such a Turbo Cinnamon Roll that he would radiate an aura of Diabetes with how Sweet and Cute he is.
"Uh, I really like this one pizza buffet place. They make all kinds of custom pizzas. I usually go on my birthday with Chara and maybe mom and dad if they aren't busy." Asriel said.
Hmm… Scan came back normal… so he is just that wholesome. Hmm… I'm gonna put Asriel and Bigs in the same room and see what happens someday…
"I don't know if an Innocence Singularity can happen…but I need to record it." I thought to myself. "Sure, let's go to this Pizza buffet, honestly haven't had pizza in a while so it'll be great to have some."
"Alright… can you uh, lead me there? I'm not so good with the minimap and not being able to see is still new. Shift said they'll help me train to walk around without seeing."
"We really should get you to not be turbo embarrassed through vision." I said. "But alright, what's the name of the place?"
"Pizza Sorcery. They're in New Hope." Asriel said.
"Alright." I nodded, bringing up my map and putting a little marker on it so I know where to lead him. "Alright, let's get going on our date." I said, squeezing his fluffy hand and leading him forward.
As we walked I felt… good, holding onto his hand as we did. Damn he looks hot with that blindfold on…
"...Am I really thinking he looks hot with a blindfold?" I thought to myself, not knowing if that means my standards are lowering at a worrying rate or he's just that hot that even a blindfold makes him look hot…"But either way…this is nice."
As we were walking, I didn't pay attention and Asriel's shoulder hit a street light… and it bent around his shoulder. "What was that?" Asriel asked.
…
I gulped… this man's a brick wall of fluff…
"Uh…" I blinked. "Nothing…let's…let's just keep going." I said carefully.
We eventually arrived at the restaurant. We quickly paid and I helped Asriel grab his food and we started.
"So… I've been learning a few things about you from your other partners and Luna." Asriel said.
"And what have you been learning?" I asked, now just a smidgen confused as to why it's just me at this point that he can't look at…and…while I'm happy he's doing this for me I'm also…a little sad he can't look at me…
"Hobbies, likes, dislikes, things like that." He said, taking a bite of his pizza. "It uh… got a bit awkward when a few talk about… stuff…"
"Yeah I'm pretty sure they talked quite a bit about…that stuff." I admitted, taking a bite out of my own pizza and just…being so happy to be eating the cheesy goodness that was Pizza.
"Yeah… Tony tried to… give me advice about… stuff, but then he got dragged off screaming by Meg… He's fine, but I think she made him do her training cause he kept muttering about leap distance and arm strength."
"Don't know why Meg would do that when you were going to need to hear that anyways." I shrugged. "Besides, helps with the training to hear a lot of lewd stuff about me."
"Heh… yeah… but then I mentally visualize it and… uh… yeah." Asriel said, shaking his head as his white fur was turning a shade of red. "Sorry I'm such a… wimp."
"You're not a wimp, you're just innocent." I admitted.
"I'm thousands of years old… I really shouldn't be like this…" Asriel sighed.
Hm… Should really let him meet Bigs.
"Here, after we enjoy our date, I'm gonna get you to meet Bigs." I answered. "He's much older than you, but just as innocent." I admitted.
"How so?"
"Honestly you'll have to meet him to believe me cause…Big's is a big cinnamon roll that it's not even funny."
"I heard he was a giant dragon?"
"He is big, and he is technically a dragon, but he's a Nokori and he is the Royal Chef…and from all his skills and Titles, he is the biggest scaredy cat I know."
"Oh. Sounds shy. Doesn't Captain Famine hang around him a lot?"
"Yes, and that's because Bigs is probably the only one that can feed an Embodiment of Famine."
"You don't think she might like him do you?"
"Not sure, though if Squeaks can magically find love when even she admitted she thought she wouldn't ever find a date…then who knows." I shrugged.
"Well, whatever the case, they get along well enough. So, Luna said you adopted her from something called a Prize Pod?"
"Yes, Prize Pods are a bit…strange." I said carefully. "They are actual Stasis pods that house people in them, any race, any age…and they come in three different variants, Ally, Servant and Lover, and Lover has classifications like normal Lovers or Child cause you can get your own child which is biologically yours…somehow."
"Weird. How many have you adopted?"
"Yes." I answered.
"Oh… Huh. Actually that makes sense. Well, what about your first kids? The uh, four half Electronians?"
"Ah, yes, my four little troublemakers." I chuckled. "They are adorable little scamps that love pranks and have learned…way too much about chemistry and other such things to prank better."
"They're sixteen aren't they?"
"Yes, yes they are." I nodded.
"Have they started any apprenticeships?"
"They have not." I shook my head.
"Surprising. I know they were older already but they're smart. They should start an apprenticeship so they can learn a trade and get good jobs."
"That's if they don't want to continue being silly pranksters all the time." I admitted.
"I mean, two more years they'll be adults. Do they even know what they want to do with their lives?"
Heh… I barely knew what I wanted to do with my life. I've just more or less… coasted and survived, even after arriving here and… never really had a plan… how do I tell or ask my own kids if they have one?
"I never really had an idea what the hell I wanted to do with my life…I suppose I could just ask 'what do you want to do'...but overall I've just coasted and survived." I admitted.
"So no long term plans even now?"
"Not really." I shrugged. "Just…keep going and doing my best I suppose."
"What about goals?"
"Just keep my family happy and make sure everyone is safe." I shrugged.
"... Uh, Alchem, do you not have any other ideas? I mean, keeping your family safe and happy is a good thing but you personally? What do you want?"
"Kinda hard to have any goals when I more or less lost the ability to do anything I want ever since being kidnapped to this dumbass planet." I admitted.
"Well, maybe, but you forget this world, this kingdom was created because you came to this planet. I know it wasn't what you expected or wanted but, had you not been kidnapped and taken to Armageddon, I nor any of this or the people here would be here. Believe it or not some people consider you, Romero, Squeaks and Tony gods in that respect."
"I know I know…" I sighed, scratching my head. "But…I had an entire list of stuff I wanted to do but it all went to waste…"
"I mean, did it?" Asriel asked as I raised a brow. "You say anything and everything is possible and Armageddon is basically end all scenarios all playing out at once. Wouldn't that mean there is an apocalypse version of the things on that list? I know it's not the same but it's something."
"It sadly isn't the same…" I shook my head. "Cause I wanted to have fun with it, go see places that I always dreamed about as a Kid, not…looking at the shattered remains of it as I gather what I can from it and worry that Chaos Guild's are just around the corner ready to attack me." I explained.
"You should still have fun when and where you can."
"Hard to when you have an entire realm to tend to, even with help it's still a big thing to take care of."
"Wasn't the whole point of splitting the work among your partners and yourself so there would be time for yourself and each other to begin with?"
"I have other important things to do." I said honestly. "My family, my friends, you…getting stronger to make sure what happened with Will doesn't happen again…"
"Weight of the world on your shoulders. Even with help, you're still trying to shoulder more of it…" Asriel said with a sigh.
"Someone has to." I admitted. "Not just anyone can carry the weight of the world on their shoulders…"
"... Dad once told me that the weight of the kingdom is meant to fall into its king. Rulers exist to carry that burden. But in a kingdom, while the king carries the burden of responsibility, it's the people who carry the weight of the kings actions. Soldiers going to war, farmers tending the land. They all look to the king for leadership, and the king is meant to look to them for what they want to happen. I get you want to carry all the weight but you're still one person Alchem. If you try and carry too much alone who's to say it won't all crash down on you when the threats you're worried about show up because it's just you dealing with them?"
"It's a bit rough to try all that when…I've been doing that exact thing for ten years."
"I know, it's gonna be a slow process, but you have friends and allies now that want to help you and can. You really should start to let them do that and trust them."
"I know…I know…" I sighed.
"Knowing and trying are two different things."
"Can we not talk about this and just enjoy our date please?" I asked weakly. "I don't want all my work to get involved when I'm supposed to be happy with my fluffy hunk of a boyfriend here."
Asriel turned rather red. "I uh… uh… alright… but I only say this because I worry about you. I know it's hard to hear, but I get the feeling if you aren't reminded you'll lose yourself is all."
"A lot of people worry about me and a lot of people have told me the same thing but we're all still here doing what we enjoy." I shrugged. "I'm doing my best…I sadly don't know what else to say."
"Well… how about video games? Aside the one based off my world… or vise versa depending… what others do you like?"
"Haven't really played any video games cause I've been busy." I admitted.
"Oh… well, what about books?"
"Haven't had time either." I said. "And just to be clear, I haven't had time for anything for ten years straight because I've been busy." I said.
"..."
"Going to your dungeon was the first time I could actually try to not be busy and have fun…I'm now King of a planet with a lot of work even with help." I stated.
"..."
"I'm sorry but…there's rarely been a time I can take care of myself, and the few times I've tried, more shit keeps cropping up that needs my attention." I said simply.
"... So, you'd rather give up on your happiness than try again?"
"Again, the few times I've tried to take care of myself and just enjoy things, something else ruined it." I answered.
"Yes or no." Asriel asked.
"No." I answered. "Like I said before."
Well, that date went… a direction. Hey Estate, care for some insight?
[Asriel, like others, wants you to be happy and feel relaxed in equal parts to your responsibilities both as a king and the ones you put on yourself. But, you being a stubborn mule of a human being are so dense you simply can not comprehend others wanting to do the same for you. You brick headed nitwit.]
Yeesh! Someone's extra bitchy today…
"Apparently it's my fault that everything keeps wanting me to suck shit when I want to be fucking happy." I thought to myself angrily.
[The only one keeping you from relaxing and being happy is you after all.]
I huffed… I hate that it's true to… the other day with Romero and then was the first time I watched a movie in years…
… Can I even relax anymore?
"Again…I can…but nobody believes me…" I thought to myself bitterly. "I wouldn't have become king of this fucking planet if I didn't want to relax and have fun!" I mentally shouted angrily.
I can have fun! I'll… uh… what should I do…?
"Hmm…well, there are a few things I can do. See what Video Games or Movies are out, go on another dungeon run since I haven't done that in a while, hang out with the kids…" I thought, going through some mental checklist of all the shit I could do to have fun and relax. "What to do, what to do…do I want someone to tag along or should I just have some fun by myself?"
…
[Procrastinating by listing the options much?]
Oh shut up you!
I'll just find someone and do whatever they're doing. I don't even need to choose to have fun!
"Right…just got to find someone…" I thought as I started to walk around to find someone to hang out with. "I can relax, I've been trying to relax ever since a lot of my workload was pushed to the others, but then thing's keep happening and I'm not allowed to…" I thought, as I can name pretty much everything that's been keeping me from relaxing really and it's not fucking me.
The first person I run into I'm hanging out with.
I will have fun today-
Oof!
"Ouch…" I looked down, seeing Ragdoll sprawled on the floor before me.
[Ragdoll
Relationship Status: 2
He's dating your son Tim. I got nothing much on this guy to be honest.]
"Oh, I'm so sorry Ragdoll." I said worriedly, helping up the poor Nokori up. "I was just stuck in my head for a bit, you okay?"
"I'm good." He said, rubbing his head a bit as I pulled him to his feet. "Sorry for that."
"Nah I should have been paying attention." I admitted. "But how have you been doing?"
"I'm good. Tim's been helping me in my classes. Since my power let's me open portals and teleport around, I figured once we start expanding out and off the New Earth planet in the Pocket Dimension, maybe I can help get to the other planets and such. The uh, math and such involved is… tricky."
Heh. Hard to believe not that long ago he was just a puppet of Alex's and could barely form a sentence.
"I understand, and I'm glad to hear you and Tim are doing good." I said with a smile.
"Heh… yeah. He's been really helpful and really just amazing… uh… not to sure how much to say else given you're his uh… dad."
"I understand." I nodded. "I'm just glad that you two are happy with each other." I said with a warm smile.
"Thanks. Well, anyway, I should be going." He said, walking around me. "I'll uh, see you around." He said, giving me a wave as he left.
[Task failed. You did not hang out with the first person you came across.]
"Shut up you." I thought. "Believe it or not you sassing me isn't helping." I thought to myself.
[My sass isn't meant to help you, it's mostly for my own amusement.]
I growled at the Title before heading off. Alright this time. This time I'm gonna have fun with the first person I come across… hopefully.
I walked around the castle for a while and…
…
…
Wait, when did this happen?!
I was suddenly under a pile of my Breeders… the heck?
[It had been a while since they were serviced. You felt guilty given they all left the nursery to plead for you to use them. You ended up passing out after a while since their size and weight while pregnant made the motions difficult. Plus you're more accustomed to being the one receiving it from a larger partner than giving it.]
… Yeesh… well at least they're happy… actually… maybe I can try and get them into something we can do together! Something other than sex…
"Just…have to figure out how to do that…" I thought to myself. "At least…hopefully they can learn to do things other than sex…and hopefully we can learn how to get rid of their Breeder programming…" I thought
[Even if you did, then what? Ny's sisters here were taken as infants and turned into Breeders instantly after birth and who knows if Ny's mom was a person before becoming a Breeder or if she was in the same boat as his sisters. Point is even if you break them free of the programming they really won't know anything else other than being a Breeder.]
"Better than needing to have sex with them on a regular basis cause then they would be able to do things that they would want to do instead of asking me for permission on everything." I thought.
[Even so, code wise they'll be free, but mentally? That's something that will take time and who knows if they'll even want to.]
"It's almost like this is exactly why I'm not allowed to have any fucking fun and relax!" I mentally shouted at the stupid ass Title. "Whatever, not like you give a shit, you're just some dumbass title made to fuck with people…" I shook my head as I held the Breeders close. "Hey," I said to the group that's still on me.
"Morning Master." I felt the pile shift until the face of Ny's mom, I've been calling her Nya, looked at me with a smile and planting a kiss on my lips.
[Nya
Relationship Status: 102
Ny's birth mother and the mother of your other breeders.
+1 Relationship Status.
Error! Breeder Programming detected! No RP Rewarded.]
Huh. I guess that makes sense I wouldn't get RP from her or the others even if the relationship Status seems to go up from basically everything.
"Hi Nya, how are you feeling?"
"Wonderful filled~" She said, giving my cheek another kiss. "May I be of use to you again?"
[Extra Data.
Nya as a Breeder will always view you in a positive light regardless of how you treat her.
Nya currently views you as her 'One True Love. The Reason She Exists. And, The Owner of Her Flesh.'
These are unable to be changed until her Breeder Programming is broken.]
Yikes…
"Okay…good to know it's even worse than I thought…" I thought to myself. "I'm fine for now Nya, but…mind if I ask what else you are able to do besides…be 'used'?"
"I tend to your every wish and our children unless instructed otherwise." She said, giving me another kiss on the cheek. "And I do so love when you give me children~"
"Well, is there anything else you can do?" I inquired. "Like, was there something else that you like to do besides pleasing me and tending to the children?" I asked, knowing that she was programmed but there still had to be something in there to show she could do other things.
"Why would I desire anything else my Master? You and the children you give me are all I desire in this life, and serving and pleasing you brings me fulfillment." She said, this time kissing at my neck. "I require and ask for nothing more."
Oh… oh that's bad…
[Side note. Breeders do not consider themselves people. All Breeders are programmed to view themselves as objects and property of their Masters.]
That's even worse!
"Holy hell I didn't know it was this bad!" I thought to myself in a mild panic. "...And you should know more than just me or the kids." I told her weakly, not sure how bad that vague as hell statement was but still.
"Hm? Do you refer to your other mates? I've seen some but I do not see the relevance of interacting with them." She said, pressing down on me and- Oh wow she's strong… "I don't need anyone but my Master and our wonderful children." She said, almost purring as she was clearly trying to arouse me into doing it with her again.
[Panic?]
"Nya…no." I said carefully. "I'm not talking about my other Mates, I'm talking about hobbies, activities outside of sex or nursing… just… anything…"
"Why would I need to know anything like that Master?" She asked, looking at me with genuine confusion but still was pressing her body against me and- Shit I'm afraid to move she's got me really well pinned here…
"Because what if I'm not here and you don't have any kids to tend to?" I inquired.
"Then I will let myself wallow and starve because without you I have no reason to be."
…
[She's serious too. Breeders when not used past the time limit are known for self harm and self mutilation out of a feeling of abandonment their Programming generates in them.]
Jesus… fucking… Christ…
"Who the fuck made this dumbass thing!?" I thought in a panic.
[No idea.]
Christ no wonder they were all begging me for sex before. Their time limit must have been up… oh… my God… if I am gone for longer than the time limit they have they could all just…
I… Physical can not be too far away from them less their fucking programming make them suicidal… even with Speed Force… fuck… I don't even think I know how long the time limit is for them!?
[I can help with that, actually.]
"And how can you help? And why do you want to help all of a sudden? I thought you enjoyed sassing me and making my life a bigger pain in the ass?" I mentally asked, as by their own admission it was their personal pleasure to sass me.
[I exist to help my owner with relationships. All my features you have yet to even see all exist to help you, your relationships, and even your kingdom in various ways. My sass is just my own. Despite everything, I was created to help. This event constitutes a help requirement.
Estate Title, Breeder Countdown, bestowed.
Breeder Countdown: All Breeders you own, you now have a side menu in your HUD displaying them, their location, their children with you and how long until their programming generates their self harm initiative.]
… Hold the fuck up you can make other titles?!
[They have to relate to me in some way, usually, but yes I can generate other titles for my owner.]
"Huh…I didn't know that." I mentally admitted.
[I believe you said it best when you constantly repeat it. You've been busy.]
… Crap…
"I mean…I have been busy, and you have more or less just been sassing me for your own personal enjoyment that I'm surprised you can do this."
[There's a lot I can do. I'm just special like that. XD.]
Huh… alright. I looked back to Nya. The countdown in my small new side menu HUD showed she had 35 hours and twenty three minutes until she absolutely needed to be fucked. So about three days…
"Christ…" I thought to myself. "Hate this so much…but at least I now have a timer for them…"
That at least makes it easier to keep track of them… I really am going to have to stay home and such… I don't want them to ever feel that horrible programming kick in for them again…
… Estate, can Breeders learn other things?
[Yes. Breeders can be taught but must be ordered to learn.]
Hmm… I actually have an idea… but first, I need to get out from Nya's extremely firm, extremely soft and squishy grasp…
"Nya, can you please let go of me?" I asked.
"As you wish Master." She said, getting off of me but looking sad about it…
I did give her a quick kiss before I took a fast shower, thanks Speed Force, then got Dressed and went to find William.
"Feels a bit weird to be the 'teacher' to a class of all the uh… Breeders…" William said. "Even if Miss J is the one teaching them everything…"
I gave him a hug. William needs a routine again now that he's out of the hospital and has some control over his magic. I got my Breeders, Tony's and some others from my various partners who took them and we had them all in a class, and ordered them to pay attention and follow Miss J's instructions.
If Breeders need to be ordered to learn, then we'll do just that. And no better teacher than the ultimate teaching AI.
"Thanks for helping Will, it means so much to me."
"Heh, well it's better than being cooped up in my special padded room all day. Honestly, I know if I get hurt it won't heal because of that ability, but it's rather boring in there. So, do you think they'll take to these lessons well?"
"Given I've ordered them, they should." I admitted. "Hopefully it works out…"
"Well, I best get back inside then. I'll let you know how the first round of test scores go." William said as he went back into the college sized classroom.
I nodded, smiling as I turned around to walk-
[New Group Relationship Status Generated.
New Earth's Breeders
Group Relationship Status: 52
Breeder Programming Detected…
Bypassing Protocol.
+416 RP rewarded. Bypass Protocol has halved RP gain.
By creating a classroom environment to educate the Breeders, despite their programming they can gain and learn skills to obtain jobs, working will please their Masters and therefore make the Breeders happy.
Your people have noticed this as your first major action as the King of New Earth and all approve of this action.
New Earth Population group generated.
Group Relationship Status: 502
+8,032 RP Rewarded.
Total RP: 8,788]
"...Huh." I thought to myself. "That is really cool."
[Would you like to view the options menu to spend your RP?]
"Sure." I mentally answered, cause I have a lot of RP and would like to spend it on something.
[Summon Lottery - 50 RP
Open Item Shop Menu
Convert RP to Rem
Convert RP to Skill Points
Apply RP to Another
Spend RP to Upgrade Stats
Mystery Prize
(Gain 50,000 RP to Unlock)]
I whistled. I have options.
"Right, let's start with the Shop to see what's there." I thought as I selected the shop to see what was there.
I opened it up. Huh… woah… I can buy… basically anything… pricey though. Even with all this RP I'd be running out after a few purchases.
Convert RP to Rem… 5 RP per one rem. I don't need that. Don't need to convert RP to Skill Points either. Really don't need that. Apply RP to another and Spend RP to upgrade Stats both let me increase either another person's stats or my own using RP.
Hmm… looks like my only options are the Summon Lottery or Mystery Prize.
"Well…let's try some Summon Lottery." I thought, deciding to
I pushed the option.
Instantly a magic circle and matrix appeared before me. Glowing green with magic and… a very annoying grinding noise…
Agh… why does it take so long…
Suddenly the circle glowed again, and out from it shot something that hit me in my chest, landing between my breasts….
…
Ewe it's all slimy!
I looked down, seeing a… shell? From the shell came out the slimy body of a snail. Two eyes on stalks looking at me and blinking.
"Uh…hi there." I said carefully, carefully pulling the new snail creature out of my breasts. "Gonna need another shower…" I mentally added to myself.
"Smoo…(Hello Master)."
… Huh. Weird… I heard them say Smoo, but I understood their intended words…
"Hi there…and what's your name?" I asked the Snail.
"Smoo (Smoo the Snail)." The snail said, the. An eye reached into the shell and pulled out a slimy bit of paper.
Gross…
I took it and looked at the paper.
[Smoo the Snail is a utility Summon with three special abilities.
Healing Slime: The slime Smoo produces is on par with an S rank Healing Potion, healing up to 5,000 HP a second.
Sick Eater: Smoo will latch onto a sick Individual and eat the sickness and disease out of them, healing the target completely, even toxins!
Symbiosis Relationship: Smoo can be safely eaten whole. If done so, they form a Symbiotic relationship with their consumer, regenerating them of all Injuries and pain regardless of the cause.]
"Huh…that's really cool." I said honestly. "Wait…" I blinked as I did a double take on that last bit of the ability. "Does…does this mean…" I muttered. "Can you…ignore things that say someone can't heal?" I asked Smoo.
"Smoo Smoo Smoo (Yes. My Utility Summon magic makes that possible. Bypassing Dark Skill Trees Abilities and Legendary Abilities)."
…
WILLIAM!
"Will!" I shouted, rushing off to find said rabbit man.
I almost broke the door down to his class.
"Shit- Alchem what's going on? I only saw you a few minutes ago?" William asked as I marked up to his desk and practically shoved Smoo in his face. "... What's with the large snail?"
"Eat this." I said quickly, bringing up Smoo to Will.
"... What?!"
"This Snail has a great ability that ignores all Dark Skill Tree and Legendary Abilities that keep you in pain or injured!" I explained readily.
"Wait, hold on just where did you even get this snail from?! Also why do I have to eat it to gain this if that is true?!"
"Why you need to eat Smoo? Because that's how his Symbiote ability works, I don't know why but you have to…and I got this from a Summon Lottery thing my Estate Title gave me." I said.
"I thought you said all that Title does is sass and Insult you?"
"It does that for personal amusement." I said. "Cause apparently it's supposed to be helpful with fixing Relationships and all that fancy jazz that I need to get into…but please…this is one of the only ways I know to help…"
"Uh…" He looked at Smoo, then to me. "... Where it anyone else I'd refuse but… alright… so… how do I… uh…" He asked, taking Smoo by the shell and into his hand. "Do I just… slurp them out or?"
"Uh…how should he eat you?" I asked Smoo nervously, cause I doubt he should just unhinge his jaw and eat them whole.
"Smoo Smoo (Just have him hold me to his mouth with it wide open. I can handle the rest)." Smoo said.
"Just bring him up to your mouth and open wide, Smoo will handle the rest." I said honestly.
"... Alright…" William said, closing their eyes as they held Smoo up to their open mouth. In an instant once they were close enough Smoo lept out from their shell into the back of Williams mouth. William was forced to swallow before he began coughing violently. "Oh God that was the worst thing I've ever tasted in my life…" He gagged.
[Smoo has successfully formed a Symbiotic Relationship with William Afton. Negative Effects of the Legendary Ability, Always Come Back, Negated.]
Before I could hug William in joy, Smoo popped out of the shell… what?
"Smoo (I can make copies of myself)." Smoo said.
Wow… useful little guy…
"Okay…that's really cool." I said with a smile. "You are an amazing Snail Smoo." I said warmly. "HA! Take that Fate you pompous CUNT!" I mentally cheered.
[You have earned the Estate Title, Defier of Lady Fate.
From now on when combating Chaos Guilds and dealing with their members, you can earn RP by changing their fate.]
Huh? Weird… how would I even do that?
"Hmm…well, I suppose if I ever go out and deal with Chaos Guild's…but I'm still waiting on the Portal System to start using the info Midas gave us…" I thought carefully.
I gave William a hug and kiss… then gagged a bit as the slime from Smoo was still on his lips and… yeah that stuff tastes horrible… I gave William some mouthwash and I went back home to take another shower and rinse my mouth out.
I got a small tank of sorts, the kind people keep lizards in and had Smoo in there with some decorative items for now.
Alright, now that I'm clean, fresh mouthed and high off screwing over that Fate bitch, time to test out Mystery Gift.
"Right, let's see what Mystery Gift does." I thought happily.
I selected the option.
[Spend all remaining RP on a Mystery Gift?
RP value will determine the value of the gift.]
Shit, all of it?
"Huh…didn't expect that but depending on…hmm, oh well." I shrugged as I decided to go through it cause I might get a lot of neat things.
[RP Received. Selecting Mystery Gift.]
Another of those magic green glowing circles appeared. This one though didn't make a noise and emerging from it was a long box that was gift wrapped with white wrapping paper and a red ribbon bow.
I caught it before it could fall over.
Huh…
"Hmm…" I hummed, pulling off the ribbon and opening up the gift.
Inside was something I was surprised to see. A Keyblade. It's blade was those blue Castle Oblivion cards, all blank with the tip being a mini version of the twisted off castle. The handle grip the doors and pristine white pillars acting as the grip. The keychain was another of the blue cards.
I used Scan.
[Name: Memory Stealer
Rank: SSS+
Class: Keyblade
Stats:
Att: 23
Def: 12
Mag: 30
Memory Thief - Wielder can steal all the memories of a target by inserting Memory Stealer into their Heart, these memories can then be converted into Skill Points. The target can have all their memories erased, if so, their Skill Trees are Reset, and all used and unused Skill Points are given to the wielder.]
… Oh…
"Uh…okay…" I muttered, wondering why in Mother's name I just got this overpowered thing…
[Estate Title, Defier of Lady Fate.
From now on when combating Chaos Guilds and dealing with their members, you can earn RP by changing their fate.]
Estate popped the new title it made before me… I looked at it, then the Keyblade in my hands… oh… my God… with this… we have a fucking chance!
"Oh, oh~, this is going to be Good." I purred, gripping Memory Stealer a bit harder as I knew just what to do.
"Portals are up. We are now linked to the rest of the New Foundation across Armageddon." Romero said as he, I, Holy, Tony, Meg, Shift, Squeaks, Toshinori and Captain Death sat in the meeting room. "Question is what to do first?"
"Our group can head to the New Foundation HQ first, cause there's a thing we need to Test out." I said readily.
"You mean the new toy you've been all giddy about for days?" Holy asked.
"Memory Stealer is an incredibly powerful object, it was even used by The Family back in the War for Creation." Toshinori said. "Even if it's a non-lethal use, if used right one can end a battle in seconds."
"Yis, and I am excited to use it." I said readily. "But that's not the thing we're going to be testing out."
"Then what?" Shift asked.
"The Mothers Blessing is what we're testing." I answered.
"Oh yeah. Forgot about that." Tony said.
"Well then it's a good thing I remembered." I nodded. "Cause this will be a test if anyone of us can become an Admin or, at least, a Hacker."
"Right… so who's volunteering for that?" Romero asked. He then suddenly turned his head to the left.
"I mean, I wouldn't mind testing that out." Tony admitted.
"I was the first one to be suggested by O5-1 so there's that." I admitted.
"I'll give it a go." Shift added. "Cause I doubt Holy or Romero want that kind of power anyway… and let's be real, nobody here wants Meg to have it."
"I'd abuse the absolute shit out of it." Meg said with an evil laugh.
"Yes, we all know that." I nodded. "But let's hope that one of us can."
"Well count me out." Holy said. "Like Shift said, I could care less about being some god and knowing Romero he doesn't care for it either." Holy added as she looked at Romero, who was still looking to his left away from the table and group.
"And do you want to talk about why you're looking to the left Romero?" I inquired.
"Huh?" He asked, turning his head back to us. "Sorry. Just got this weird feeling from that direction. Nothing bad just… familiar? I dunno." He shrugged. "But yeah like Shift and Holy said, I'm out, godhood can kiss my rainbow feathered ass."
"Fair enough." I nodded. "And familiar how?" I inquired.
"I dunno. Like… someone I knew or something?"
"Huh, alright." I nodded. "Well, we can figure that out sooner or later now that we have the Portal systems, let's get going."
"Alright, we'll see you guys later then." Holy said as Toshinori, Shift, Tony and I all headed out.
The portal set up the New Foundation made was set up outside the Mt Ebbot on the turtle. Just in case.
We walked inside to see a huge hub of people and portals… woah…
I saw Tony sniff the air. "... Something smells… familiar…" He said.
"What smells familiar?" I inquired. "Think…your sister was here?" I asked, remembering Tony talking about Tina quite a bit and hoping she was here and safe.
"... Tina!" He yelled before bolting.
"Well there goes a blood hound if I've ever seen one." Shift said as they, Toshinori and I all ran after Tony.
"Well, didn't expect this to happen all of a sudden." I admitted.
"You really surprised? With how much he's been worried about his sister, picking up her scent must feel like a miracle to him right now." Toshinori said as we followed Tony into a portal I read as leading to a place called The Infection Zone.
"I'm not surprised that Tony would make a beeline for his sister, I'm surprised that the moment we get here, Tina is also around." I said honestly.
"Well she may have been found by the New Foundation when she arrived." Shift said.
"That is true." I admitted. "Let's hope Tina's alright." I said carefully as we all kept chasing after Tony.
The city within the Infection Zone was… big. Very big. I was actually in awe… it almost felt like back in Candlelight…
I kept up with Tony, following them outside this city's defensive wall and out into the- woah zombies!
"Awh Holy and Romero are missing out!" Shift said before rapidly growing out a purple tendril and decapitating them all.
"Well, this place is known as 'The Infection'." I admitted, using Poltergeist to grab dozen's of Zombies, rip them apart and use them as fast projectiles that punched the heads off of dozens more.
… Oh fuck that felt good.
We managed to keep up with Tony despite our Zombie slaughter and such we came across a bunch of zombies falling into a hole. At a stand next to another Zingore, a female Den Mother, was what looked like two other Nokori, one a winged ram, the other a goat-wolf. Next to them was also what looked almost like twin… I wanna say… griffons or… something?
"Tony?!" The Den Mother Zingore yelled.
"Tina!" Tony yelled, leaping across the pitt and tackling his sister in a tear filled hug.
I leaped over the pitt as well and landed near the two who were hugging and crying. "Glad to see you found her Tony."
"Uh, hi?" The winged ram Nokori waved.
"Yo." The goat-wolf Nokori said with a nod.
"Sup?" Shift greeted.
"Hi." Toshinori waved.
"Well, hi." One of the twin looking… pony… griffons said. "I see you're the ones who has Tina's brother."
"Yes, my name is David Alchem," I said, but the pony griffon thing flinched…that's concerning. "That is Toshnori Yagi," I pointed to the Nokori All Might. "And that's Shift." I motioned to the shapeshifter.
"Uh… hi. I'm Button Mash." Exfuckingcuse me?! "This is Cheat Code." He motioned to the identical bird pony being. "And that is Micheal," He motioned to the winged ram Nokori. "And next to him there is his husband Gallon." He finished pointing at the goat-wolf with bad wings on their back.
"Uh…excuse me but…you really are Button Mash?" I asked in surprise. "And…also hello everyone, it's nice to meet you."
"Yeah. I know I don't look it. A lot has happened… so… where do you all come from?" Button asked.
"Aqua Terra, our Settlement is called New Earth." I answered. "And uh…yeah, I fully understand what 'a lot has happened' means."
"I have a question." The goat-wolf, Gallon, spoke up. "How the fuck did All Might become a Nokori?"
"That's a long story." Toshinori chuckled.
"A long story." I chuckled. "But to make a long story short, he perma-died but I technically had a copy of his mind and Nokori shenanigans with Romero." I said.
"Who?" Gallon asked.
"Ah, different Nokori world." I nodded. "Well, David Romero is a Galaxy Phoenix-"
"So that's the bitch I've been sensing since I became a Nokori." Button said in realization.
"Yes, and he is stupidly strong Nokori." I said.
"Is that why when you tried to sense something you just randomly jumped into a bow?" Micheal asked.
"... Maybe…" Button said.
"I think there's some weird Royalty to it all." I shrugged, trying to remember if there was some Royal title Romero had. "But anyways, and Tony is a Comet Phoenix, basically a Sun Phoenix but ice." I pointed out just in case they were curious as to why my thunder pupper had wings and a lot of ice.
"Huh. Neat." Gallon said. "And what about Shift there?"
"Mimic. Now I'm technically a Chaos God of sorts but I honestly don't use my powers much." Shift said with a shrug.
"Yeah, it's a whole thing." I shrugged.
"Well you're group sure is interesting…" Cheat said, looking over at Tina and Tony still hugging. "Hurry it up and fuck already!"
The siblings immediately got off each other.
"We are not fucking each other!" The Twins shouted…huh, they sound rather alike. "We may be horny but we have standards!"
"So? Button and I are technically twins and we fuck all the time." Cheat said.
I stared at them.
"Uh… it uh… there's a whole story… you see…" Button started.
"Bruh…" Shift said.
"You should see the things he does to Cream Heart, and she's basically a copy of his mom!" Cheat added with a laugh.
"He has become his Internet self!" Tony said.
"Uh… still not as weird as you eating your own daughter Tony." Shift said.
"Tony what the fuck?!" Tina yelled.
"It was a whole thing and Daisy wanted it and…I'm thankful that the Nokori fusion didn't erase her from existence!" Tony defended himself. "Cause if it fucking did…"
"Ugh… I knew I should have stayed in the office today…" Micheal said, rubbing his eyes.
"You ate my niece!" Tina yelled, now rather violently shaking her brother.
"She literally asked for it!" Tony grabbed Tina and stopped her from shaking him.
"That kink my friends is called Vore." Cheat added, laughing at the chaos she pretty much caused.
The sudden tail swing that slammed Cheat into the ground was…rather shocking. "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE MAKE FUN OF MY DAUGHTERS SADNESS YOU INCEST FUELED WHORE!" Tony roared in anger.
Cheat got back up from the hole, her body bursting into flames and magma as she regenerated. "Oh you're one to talk! FYI! Your pack is here and I talked to them and know you fucked your other daughters and sons too!"
…
"Tony…" Tina said flatly.
"As a True Alpha I did my job of stopping a species from going extinct." Tony stated carefully. "And can we get past the fact that Cheat just made fun of a depressed and suicidal girl that only found happiness after-"
"I was making fun of the obvious vore. Not her depression." Cheat said.
"I'm going home…" Micheal said, already leaving as Gallon followed.
"I'm…gonna follow Micheal and Gallon…you two have fun getting back together." I said carefully.
"Just…can you stay here and help me through meeting my family from…my other world?" Tony asked.
"Alright you big fluffy pupper." I said simply. "But…incest was okay?"
"Listen, it's one thing I didn't want to, but due to one of my mates being the last of her species and just…listen, it's a whole thing and I…I just can't believe I have Tina and my family back…w-wait! Is-"
"Yes, even Sandra is here." Tina said. "But we're going to have a big talk about this, my guy."
"I know…" Tony sighed. "Just…so much happened back on that world and…Daisy just…" Tony sighed bitterly. "But…Daisy says she's happy to finally meet you sis."