My Date vs the Forces of Evil
Upon returning home, Danny hopped onto the computer.
He looked back fondly on his date with Daphne and decided to score her a nine. Because as much fun as he had with her, she seems really into "mystery solving" and he would have to be extra cautious around her unless he wants to risk his secret. Still, she is really nice and pretty and he felt that she deserved this score.
Before he could look at who his next date was, he saw his phone going off. He decided to pick it up, seeing who it was.
"Who was she and why didn't it go so well?" Danny asks with a smile.
"... I hate you so much right now…" Tucker was heard grumbling, unaware of how amused Danny was. "Her name is Raven. She's a total babe… granted, she needs some sunlight, but she was like Sam times 100, way more unapproachable and very easily annoyed."
"That sucks…" Danny said.
"And you?" Tucker asks.
"Her name is Daphne… she's a redhead who likes mysteries." Danny responded.
"I'm guessing it went very well. Ugh…" Tucker complained.
"Yeah, probably because I was honest with my profile." Danny said.
"Whatever…" Tucker complained before hanging up.
Danny raised an eyebrow before shrugging.
"I can only tell him what's wrong so many times before it's clear he won't listen…" He said to himself as he took a look at who was next.
User Name: Star the Awesome
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 102 lb.
Home Town: Echo Creek, California
Physical Description: Short girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes.
Personality: I'm always itching for a fight and I love cute things.
Likes and Interests: Fighting, puppies, rainbows and hanging out.
Type of person I wish to date: Someone who doesn't mind cutting loose like me.
Danny raised an eyebrow.
She sounds… interesting… He thought.
Seeing as the date was set in Echo Creek, Danny figured he would turn in early before a thought came to him.
"Weird this thing thinks I'd make it to Echo Creek for a date as I could make it there if there were no speed limits, obstacles or obstructions. It's almost as if someone knows how fast I am." He said out loud.
With a shrug, he decided to pay it no further mind.
10 AM
Danny stretched his back, annoyed how a late night visit from the Box Ghost woke him up at around 1 in the morning.
"You'd think that idiot sleeps too… He muttered as he found a spot to morph and step out.
Upon getting the sticker on his chest, he looked around.
Where is she? He thought.
"HII-EEEE!" He heard a very peppy girl say.
Turning his head, he saw just who was skipping down the street to meet with him.
It was a girl, roughly shorter than him, with long blonde hair and wearing a red hair band with horns. She wore a sea green short-sleeved dress with a white collar, white lace on the sleeves and skirt with a squid symbol on the chest. She also wore pink and orange stockings, dark magenta boots with a rhino design, and a little yellow star-shaped side bag with a face.
He had just now noticed she had heart-shaped markings on her cheeks as soon as she got close.
"Hi? Uh… Star the Awesome?" Danny asks.
"That's me. I'm Star." Star went with a big, almost inhuman grin on her face.
"Oh… well, I'm Danny, D Fenton. These are for you." Danny said, handing her the flowers.
"Ooh! Nice!" Star went as she gripped them tightly. "So, what's first?"
Danny raised an eyebrow, not sure of how this would go.
"Too bad FP11 and BCF decided to step out. Still, surprised that Vicky ain't returning. So, why Star Butterfly of Star vs the Forces of Evil?" Deadpool asks.
"Okay, a little behind the scenes. I was all set to make Trina Riffin of Grojband the replacement for Vicky. They're both unpleasant girls, and Trina is apparently based on Vicky so it all worked out." NeoMark said.
"Here comes a but… and not the fun one with an extra T." Deadpool said.
"BUT someone gave me an interesting idea of who the bad date can be for this one. I'm going with Star Butterfly. As we will see, this date is going to represent how people saw her series, loving it… then slowly loathing it. And let me address something quickly, I know someone's gonna point out the final season hadn't aired yet when the original came out and therefore I wouldn't have any reason to express distaste for the show's finale since it hadn't happened yet. However, a lot of people, myself included, had lost a lot of love for the show by the end of season 3, so I think that's good enough to justify her as a bad date." NeoMark explained.
"Alrighty then." Deadpool went as he pressed play.
With Danny
As Danny walked down the street, he glanced to see Star skipping with anticipation. She was also chewing on the strange object she carried in her hand that he just now noticed. It looked like some kind of lollipop-like toy with wings on the side.
"Uh, so… Star?" Danny asks.
"Yeah? Wassup?" She asks with a smile.
"Uh… so… where do you want to go?" He asks.
"Oh, anywhere is fine with me." Star said.
"Okay… So, any idea where we can go?" Danny asks.
"Huh… maybe… we can go to one of my favorite spots in Echo Creek." Star said.
"Really? Well, lead the way." Danny said.
"Awesome!" Star went with a big grin on her face as she hurried along.
Danny quickly ran to catch up with her as she practically skipped along the sidewalk.
Huh… she's peppier than the Star I know back home… He thought.
"Come on, Danny." Star went.
Danny smiled in amusement.
This might be a great date… He thought.
Minutes Later
Danny arrived at said spot of Star's. It was a donut shop, the smell of freshly fried doughnuts wafting through the air. However, to his surprise, this wasn't the exact location she wanted to visit. With an extremely uncomfortable look on his face, Danny saw just where exactly she was hoping to visit.
"The dumpster?" Danny asks.
"RI-IGHT!" Star went, having opened the dumpster, making him gag from the smell. "You find the best stuff is in here!"
Star leaned in the dumpster before she pulled out a garbage bag, which she tore open, revealing stale, old doughnuts. Star excitedly grabbed one as Danny cleared his throat.
"So... Star? Tell me about yourself?" He asked, wanting to get to know his date.
"Well… I'm actually not from Echo Creek." Star said, putting a donut in her mouth.
"Oh, you moved here?" Danny asks.
"More like I'm an exchange student, I'm staying with my friend Marco." Star explained.
"Oh, where are you from?" Danny asks.
"Mewni." Star said plainly as she started placing donuts on her wand.
"Mewni? I don't think I've heard of it…" Danny said, unfamiliar with that name.
"Makes sense, since it's another world." Star said as she ate the donuts.
"Oh, well I g-" Danny then let her words suddenly reach his brain. "Uh… what?" Danny asks.
"Oh, you know what would be great?" Star asks, raising her odd object. "Hot Fudge Chocolate Volcano Blast!"
She aimed her wand on the ground, and in a blast of colorful smoke, a chocolate volcano erupted from the ground, and very hot chocolate erupted from the volcano. Danny quickly stepped back to avoid getting hot chocolate on his shoes. Star started catching the hot chocolate with her mouth, not bothered by how hot it was.
"Uh… Star? Where did you say you were from?" Danny asks as Star licks the chocolate off her lips.
"Oh, did I forget to mention? Duh!" Star went as she waved her wand over her head, creating a rainbow. "I'm a magical princess from another dimension!"
As Star grinned wildly, the rainbow over her head seemed to catch fire. Danny only stared in mild horror.
"Oh…" He said, hiding his sudden shock.
"So, tell me about yourself." Star said, still covered in chocolate she was locking off.
"Oh, I'm from Amity Park. I go to Casper High and... aiming to be an astronaut." Danny said.
"Neato." Star said.
"Y-Yeah..." Danny said.
As Star wiped herself clean, a sound was heard from her bag.
"Whoops! Scuse me!" She went, pulling out what looked like a compact mirror before opening it and, for some reason, talking to it. "Hello?"
"Hey girl!" An annoying voice came from it, much to Danny's surprise.
"Pony Head!" Star went excitedly.
"Pony Head? You named your mirror Pony Head? Also, you're talking to your mirror?" Danny questioned.
"Duh! It's an interdimensional mirror used to communicate with people in other realms! Doi! Do you not have one?" Star asks with a scoff.
"No." Danny said flatly.
"Oh…" Star went, recalling she's with an Earth boy. "Anyway… what's the scoop?" She asks as she inched closer to her mirror.
"I managed to ditch my dad during some boring ol' festival! Come on over to the Bounce Lounge!" Pony Head insisted.
"Oh… but I have a blind date today." Star said.
"Just take him with you." Pony Head insisted.
"Okey-doke." Star said with a twinkle in her eye before closing her mirror. "Wanna go to the Bounce Lounge, Danny?"
"Uh… sure. So… where is it?" Danny asks.
"Watch." Star said, pulling out a pair of scissors.
That's when, to Danny's surprise, she used them to tear a hole in the air.
The Bounce Lounge
Danny was yanked into the portal and found himself in a new location..
"What is going on here?" Danny asks in disbelief.
"This is the Bounce Lounge, the best place to hang out in all dimensions! It's super cool and one of my all time favorite spots. It's in a dimension where us fun-loving partygoers can go!" Star went.
Danny remained still, unsure just what to say or do until something appeared before him.
"WHOA!" Danny went, pulling back and thinking he was in danger.
"Ugh! This is who you brought?! He's even dumber looking than the Earth turd you usually bring! Anyway… hey girl!" The hovering unicorn head said, going from dismissive to friendly quickly.
"Pony Head!" Star went, hugging the body-less unicorn.
As that went on, Danny stared in disbelief.
"She's an actual pony head? I thought that was just some weird nickname…" Danny said.
"Uh, it's my family name, Earth turd!" Pony Head sassed, which earned an unhappy frown from Danny.
"And it talks… like that." Danny said, sounding as rude as possible.
Pony Head scowled at him and snorted loudly.
"Oh, Earth Turd thinks he's tough?" She asks, hovering closer as if to start a fight.
Star then got between the two, lightly pushing them back with a nervous smile.
"Ha! Let's not do that…" She went before looking at Danny. "So… let's party!" She went, taking his hand and pulling him to the dance floor.
"Hmph… I actually like the other Earth Turd better…" Pony Head grumbled, watching Star dance with a reluctant Danny.
"Ugh… Pony Head." Deadpool grumbled as he pulled out a gun and aimed it at the monitor.
"Whoa!" Neo went, pulling back.
"Star! I almost forgive you for getting a bunch of beloved and innocent characters killed while only caring about your relationship with Marco… But why, why on this wonderful earth… IS SHE STILL ALIVE?!" Deadpool shouted, referring to Pony Head.
"Uh… you are aware that's Clockwork's monitor. He's gonna find out…" Neo reminded him.
Deadpool exhaled deeply before withdrawing his weapon.
"I just really hate that thing…" He grumbled.
"I don't blame you…" Neo said, sharing his hate for the hovering equine head who was without a body.
1 hour later
Star was still dancing on the dance floor, with Danny at a chair, still questioning his date. She just used her wand to create a dancing monkey to join her.
"Is she for real? She used magic to make literal chocolate and thinks it's fine? How is it Lapis was someone I was more comfortable with despite being a genderless rock from space?" He asks himself.
Star then approached, wiping sweat off her forehead.
"Danny! What's wrong? Still upset about Pony Head?" She asks.
"No, I'm not bothered that a floating horse head with an obnoxious voice and attitude kept badmouthing me." Danny said sarcastically.
"I know she's kind of… kind of a-"
"Pain?" Danny asks.
"I was gonna say a handful. But she can be that, but also a good friend." Star said.
"Star… you can't be both. You can only be one or the other… and the other, which is what you called a good friend, I have not seen since she kept making rude comments the entire time and insisted you ditch me here despite that I clearly have no way home." Danny pointed out.
Star laughed nervously.
"Well… she's gone home now…" Star pointed out.
Danny looked away with a sly smile.
Flashback to 10 minutes ago
As Danny danced with Star, she had this big smile on her face.
"You know what would be great to have right now? Kitties!" She then raised her wand. "Dancing Kitty Blast!"
Aiming at the floor, Star created a series of dancing cats, much to Danny's surprise.
"Uh… is it a good idea to do that?" Danny asks.
"Definitely! In fact… Cupcake Blast!" Star went, firing into the air.
Raining down came flaming cupcakes that Danny managed to avoid, only to see some partygoers trip.
"Star!" Danny went in irritation.
"Relax… it's not like the last time I used my magic to call out a dragon… again." Star said that last part nervously.
"Again?!" Danny asks, loud enough to be heard over the music.
As Star chuckled nervously, Pony Head tackled Danny out of the way.
"Star, girl! Forget this Earth Turd and let's go somewhere else." She insisted.
"Uh, I need her to get home." Danny pointed out.
"No one's talking to you, Earth Turd!" Pony Head snapped before resuming her friendly demeanor with Star.
"Okay, that's it. I have had enough of your attitude, Horse Face!." Danny said.
"It's a Pony Head!" The hovering horse head snapped.
"Don't care, I am not gonna stand here and be insulted like this!" Danny said, defending himself.
"Then get lost, Earth Turd. Bother someone else." Pony Head resumed.
Angered, Danny stormed off.
"Danny?" Star went.
"See? He'll be fine…" Pony Head said before blocking Star's view of him. "Now, whadya say? We get out of here and head to this one dimension that's got some-"
"Say, Pony Head?" Danny called out, getting the angered horse's attention. "I saw another horse head floating around, but older and a guy. Is that your dad?" Danny asks.
"You know… that's kinda racist to assume another floating pony head is my dad just because I'm a pony head and I float around." She stated.
"But what are the odds it's not him looking for you? It's not like every floating horse head in... whatever this ...would all be looking for you, right?" Danny pointed out.
"I cannot argue with that." Pony Head stated as she hovered off to where Danny was pointing.
As Pony Head followed, she didn't see Danny find a spot to morph.
Pony Head looked around, trying to spot who Danny mistook for her father before he overshadowed her, causing her to freeze up.
"Whoa… this is odd…" Danny said, looking down at his lack of a body before heading towards what he assumed as the lady's room.
A flash of blue light occurred before Danny left for the boy's room and morphed to return to Star.
Inside the ladies' room was a frozen Pony Head, ice attached to the wall as she had a dumbfounded look on her face.
Flashback Over
"Ha! Well played!" Deadpool went, applauding her fate.
Upon recalling that situation, Danny had come to the decision he was not enjoying himself here.
"Star? No offense, you seem like you wanna have fun and all… but I kind of don't want to be here anymore." He said.
"Really? You're not enjoying the Bounce Lounge?" Star asks, surprised to hear that.
"Not really, no." Danny admitted. "It's loud and… well… I feel kind of… out of place here."
Danny had gestured to the area, pointing out various inhuman races. This included goblins, goatmen and living clouds.
Star took a moment to consider his words.
"I guess so. Y'know, you seem very chill about it though. You'd think you'd have freaked by now…" Star said.
Realizing her words, Danny thought fast to avoid looking suspicious.
"I've… seen weird stuff before." He admitted fast.
"Huh… well… I guess we can go." Star said as she took out the dimensional scissors.
In Echo Creek
A portal opened next to the school that Star attends on Earth. Danny and Star both walked out of it, the latter looking sheepish than the former.
"So… I guess you weren't having much fun, huh?" Star asks.
"Star? No offense but… you're kind of a danger to be around." He said.
Star laughed nervously, though the look from Danny made it clear it was no joke.
"Was it the fire-breathing bunnies or that I made a giant cake that almost crushed you?" Star asks.
Danny could recall various spells she did during their time at the Bounce Lounge to make things more exciting, all of them failing.
"More like all of them." He said flatly.
Star once again laughed nervously.
"Did I mention I'm trying to learn not to use my magic in chaotic ways, which is why I'm on Earth?" She brings up.
"Yeah, real progress there." Danny said sarcastically.
"I mean, at least I didn't set anyone on fire…" Star said with a big grin as her eyes darted away. "This time…" She whispered through her teeth.
Danny raised an eyebrow at that.
Before he could comment, another portal was opening near them. Once they were aware of it, a large number of beings came out.
Various animal-like creatures, all of them looking rather mean and brutish, glared at them. One of them, a green bird-like creature wearing a skull, stepped forward.
"Star Butterfly! Give us the wand!"
"Ugh… Ludo?! I don't have time for this!" Star went.
"Ludo?" Danny asks.
"Oh, he's obsessed with taking my family's wand so he can use its magic to conquer Mewni." Star answered plainly.
Ludo then noticed Danny's presence.
"Wait… that's not Marco. Who is that?" He asks.
Already in a bad mood from the events of today, Danny decided to speak without thinking.
"The name is Danny, little birdie..." Danny snaked.
"I'm a kappa!" Ludo yelled before he aimed his staff at Danny. "Destroy the mouthy one!"
Ludo's forces came running at Danny.
Okay… I gotta find a way to-
"DANNY!" Star screamed as she used her wand to create a rainbow that lifted him to safety.
"Get the wand!" Ludo ordered.
Star then glared at Ludo, fire in her eyes.
"That's going too far. It's bad enough you wanna take my wand but now you're attacking my dates?!" She yelled.
"Date?!" Ludo asked, surprised to hear that. "I thought she was a thing with Marco…" He whispered to Buff Frog, who looked equally confused.
Star, being upset, settled for firing various things from her wand at him, resulting in one of their usual battles.
Danny was now by the gymnasium, thanks to Star's spell.
"Okay, time to step in..." He said.
He was about to go ghost, only to notice the fight between Star and the monsters who crashed their date.
He saw Star blast a large baby-like creature away before kicking a deer-like creature with a beard in the head.
Huh... She might be nuts...but she is a good fighter... Danny thought, mildly impressed.
"Cupcake blast!" Star said, firing cupcakes at Buff Frog and knocking him down.
However, she was distracted and one of Ludo's monsters grabbed one arm. Before she could attack, another monster grabbed her other arm.
"Okay, she needs help..." Danny said.
Before he morphed, that's when he saw someone fly in and kick the monster holding her wand arm in the head, making it let go.
"Aw, you all had a party and didn't invite me?! I'm hurt." A sarcastic voice was heard.
Danny saw a guy with brown hair show up, wearing a red hoodie.
"Marco!" Star said with relief.
"I told you going somewhere with a stranger was a bad idea..." He said in a knowing tone.
This must be the friend she mentioned... Danny thought.
Ludo was heard grumbling in anger.
"I see you're back, so beat it! We're busy here!" Ludo snapped.
Star and Marco nodded to each other before they stood side by side.
One comical ball of violence later
"Huh…" Danny went, seeing what Star and Marco have done.
He saw Ludo and his forces entering a portal, determined to escape.
"You'll pay for this!" Ludo shouted with a comical rage before entering the portal. "Someone start boiling the soup!"
As the portal closed, Star and Marco high-fived before the former recalled something.
"Uh oh…" She went.
"What?" Marco asks.
"My blind date!" Star looked to the gymnasium's corner. "Danny?"
Danny stepped out, having witnessed the entire event.
"So… that was a whole thing." Danny said.
"Heheh… yeah." Star said before recalling Marco was here. "Oh, this is Marco Diaz, the friend I mentioned."
"Sup." Marco went with a friendly wave.
"Yeah, hi." Danny went before redirecting his attention to Star. "So… I think… I should probably head home now."
"Yeah… I figure as much. You're probably not much of a fighter…" Star reasoned.
You'd be surprised… He thought.
"Yeah… you did save my life though. So, I can't say you're the worst date I've had." Danny said.
"Really?" Star asks.
"Yeah. Would rather not talk about that one. Still… I totally suggest you use your magic a little more… responsibly." Danny said.
"Finally… someone else says it." Marco grumbled.
Star frowned at him before redirecting her attention to Danny.
"Well… okay then. I guess, take care." Star said.
"Sure." Danny said.
As Star and Marco walked away together, Marco got closer to Star.
"So… scared this one off too, huh?" Marco asks.
"I don't think he was scared. More like how you act when use magic. I'm not that irresponsible with magic!" Star insisted.
"Star… you ruined that lady's 85th birthday dinner." Marco reminded her.
"I just thought the cake should have been bigger!" Star insisted before the two laughed together.
Danny watched Star leave. He had mixed feelings about tonight.
"On the one hand, she is a crazy magical princess with too much power and trouble with that thing. Not to mention she is pretty irresponsible too. Still, she seems to care about that Marco guy and I could tell she didn't mean to cause trouble tonight. So, not the worst date I've had." He said as he started walking, only to stop. "Wait, did I forget something?"
He pondered.
Back in the Bounce Lounge
Pony Head was still in ice, frozen from the eyes down as some goblins were chiseling her out. At the same time, her father was there.
"I don't know who or what you angered to do this, young lady, but you're in serious trouble. This is your mother's birthday all over again! You know what a big deal the festival was!" Her father, king of her world, scolded her greatly.
"RHHN! N RHNHN NHH RRRHHH!" She was heard groaning inaudible from inside the ice.
"Don't take that tone with me, young lady! You're in big trouble, Princess Lilacia Pony Head!" Her father continued scolding her.
Back to Danny
Danny snapped his fingers.
"The donut place. I was gonna get some… perfect to celebrate freezing that annoying horse in ice." He said with a smile before going.
New chapter with thanks to TheWhiteTitan and FlowerPrincess11 helping.
One more chapter before October ends.
pokemon fan 1991: Stay tuned until then.
Invader Johnny: Actually, I chose Raven from Teen Titans. It'll work when Starfire appears.
Warrior of the Forbidden Flame: Another reason not to go with the Grimwood Girls.
amit . avrashmi: Thanks, I might do that if Daphne is liked enough to warrant an epilogue chapter.
Hamster: 1 for Melissa.
RonaldM40196867: No. I already established rules that keep Anne from appearing. I have at least 3 in mind from Total Drama. We passed when Emma from Stoked appeared so Stoked missed its chance. Please keep questions to things on this website.
Cody and zach: 2 for Melissa.
Jebest4781: She's technically the "prime" Daphne, not Be Cool.
guilhermefinamori: Thanks for the suggestion.
61394: If you'd like, I can use help on those two when I get there.
danifan3000: 1. I personally like the danger prone thing when it shows up. 2. Yeah, her skepticism seems obsessive. 3. Some guys and their cars. 4. A shame as I like it when real monsters appear.
Leonardo: Not Vicky but not a great date either.
KellBell35: Sorry, I had planned for this one to be a bad date.
cybbirddude: 1. Interesting. 2. I like. 3. Interesting. 4. I probably won't use Shaman King. 5. I like it... but I have little info and experience on Bloody Roar.
JDF Legacier Morphicon: Dash. Kitty. Yes. Yes. Just had too many ideas I wanted to try after reading some stories, some darker than others...
FrostHunter: Thanks.
NiteOwl18: Thank you.
SD90: Not this time...
Beast Mode92: No aging up characters.