"Oh God" Speech
'Kazuma' thought/ foreign language
"DIE!" Chi infusioned shout
I do not own Ranma 1/2
Beginning of the End
"Beholdeth ev'ryone thou art the first to witness the might of the house of kuno upon the ope flote!" Kuno shout to the heavens.
"He okay?" Shampoo whispered currently in the middle of sea on Kuno's new yachet in a huddle with the elder Tendo sisters.
"Are you going to ask him?" Kasumi whispered to Nabiki as she looked to her right worriedly.
"Are you nuts! Look at him!" Nabiki whispered back she turns her head to the right seeing Kuno at the helm completely unaware of the danger they were all in.
Turning to the left Ranma, Akane, Ryoga, Mousse, Ukyo scooting back different levels of fear radiating of of them. A little futher left Ryouka was leaning againist the of the boat inspecting her sword nonchalantly in one hand as the other was using the sheath to hold back a love sick Happosai as Cologne shook her head in shame. Looking to the back end of said yachet was a disheveled Kazuma wielding an Automatic Crossbow.
When their eyes met Nabiki quickly ducked down into the huddle. "Yeah I'm not going over there." Nabiki shook her head before turning to the Amazon Elder who had pogoed over to the currently disheveled adventurer.
"Hey..." The span of a second Cologne shot her cane up and out knocking crossbow in the air before sending a barrage of strikes into it. "...what the." Caught off guard by the speed Kazuma was unable to stop the cane now pointed at his throat.
"Okay rookie this was funny about an hour ago but now it's time to be an adult. What is wrong?" Cologne said in a tone this was not up for debate.
Taking a series of breathes Kazuma. "Fine." he began a crossbow debris rained down on him. "It all started when earlier Kuno was at the Tendo Dojo."
Flashback
"Behold as you has't been giveth chance to beest apart of the first voyage of I Takewaki Kuno's private yachet, Binsense!" Kuno said mostly to Akane Tendo and the Pig Tailed girl as the rest of the members of the Tendo Dojo looked on in glee.
"Yah don't say." both Soun and Genma said instantly inviting themselves.
"You made me so happy." Nabiki leaned forward already mentally packing.
"Oh my! How generous of you." the ever kind hearted Kasumi said with a smile.
With his back to the doorway Kuno missed several figurers walking into the dojo.
Walking right past the samurai was everyones favorite okonomiyaki chef Ukyo. "Hey Ranma-honey."
Seeing his childhood friend put a smile on the Saotome heirs face. "Ukyo whats up." he cheerfully greeted missing the glare Akane sent him.
"Do you guys have a first-aid kit?"
"Oh my yes it's in the kitchen." Kasumi was already getting up making her way to retrieve.
"They said yes!" leaning back outside Ukyo shouted.
"Thanks!" Ryouka cheerfully strolled into the main room of the Dojo both an injuried Kazuma and Shampoo hoisted over her shoulders. "Come on you two."
"What the Hell Shampoo to?!" the previous smile fell from Ranma's face at the thought of his self imposed fiancee getting to train under his newest rivals even more powerful master. "She could probably give that Old Leech a run for his money."
"Why are you even here!" Akane growled seeing most of her most hated people in one room would do that to you.
"Oh my! What happened?"
"Training, Shampoo accidently hit Kazuma with a stray chi blast. Didn't help when I used one of my moves on him.
Nabiki's ever present smirk never left her face. "Hey babe how you holding up?" Soun growled and glared at the interaction between the two. How dare that disrespectful upstart try to steal his little girl away. "Want me to kiss it all better?" She was such a sweet girl before he showed up. One day he'd make him pay for all the pain he's caused this family.
"So I hear your going on a trip some kinda boat." Ryouka interrupted clearly seeing the death glare the Tendo patriarch sent her apprentice. "I guess we'll be coming along to."
"Nnnnooooo." Kazuma groaned out slowly regaining consciousness. "Oh ignore him." the fiery red head countered dropping him on the Middle Tendo's lap.
"Aye fireth hair'd mistress i shall beest having the maiden voyage of mine own new private yachet f'r just Akane Tendo and the Pigtail girl." the samurai said clearly making a point that he was only inviting those two glaring at the just of the tag alongs.
Smirking on her face Ryouka crossed her arms under her breasts displaying them clearly in view of the samurai. "Oh that's to bad I was hoping to try out my bikini." She walked sensaully over to the young man. Coming close she arches her back her large breasts just inches from his face. "Such a shame I just bought it." Leaning in close so close to whisper sensually into Kuno's ear. "Are you sure there's no more room on your boat it would make me very happy~."
"She's lying to you." Kazuma slurred out only to groan in pain some more from a swift kick to the ribs from his innocently acting master.
Kuno began to sweat profusely completely missing the comment. "Uhh haply i spake to lief i'm sure i can maketh cubiculo f'r a lovely mistress such as yourself."
Hearing the news Ryouka jumped back a smile covering her beautiful face. Kuno's eyes were completely focused on the massive mountians of flesh jiggling right in front of him. "Great! You here that everyone free boat ride tell your friends!" hands on her hips Ryouka gave a hearty laugh much to the annoyance and shock of the people around her.
"So that's why Kazuma's so serious." many in the room thought.
Flashback Over
"Okay we were there, all of us." Nabiki deadpanned hoping there was more to this then her fiancee was providing. "That has to be something else?"
Matching his fiance's deadpan expression Kazuma got to his feet. "Nabiki I've been in this town for several months now and in that time I've seen ghost cats, people that transform when splashed with cold water, for some reason Nerima is a magnet for chaos and most of the people constantly involved in that chaos are on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Knowing all this, am I really crazy for wanting to keep those people in one spot?"
Kasumi, Nabiki and Shampoo couldn't help but nod their heads in understanding. Not one to be told what to do, once the danger was over and that a weapon was not longer pointed at her Akane stepped forward. "You jerk, your acting stupider and crazier then ever! I mean what's the worst that could happen!?" At that moment Kuno sailed the yachet into an incoming storm.
"This is the worst that could happen."
"Ugh!" the had left Kazuma's lungs as the young adventurer doubled over from the punch to the gut. Ryouka wasn't done as she contiuned the combo with three more punched followed by a kick to the chin. The impact sent him soaring through the air the last thing he saw was a deadly axe kick to the face.
"Okay-" Ryouka said wiping sweat from her brow. "-nice warmup now it's time for some real training." Grabbing her downed student by his leg deeper into the forest on the island that was now their aleast for the time being home.
"Hopefully my letter gets through."
"Fun, Fun, Fun!" Azusa cheered skipping up the stairs to Kazuma's apartment it had been a few days since she had to leave for a figure skating meet out of town but now she was back and ready to see her favorite person. Chiot with her as always (Now dressed as an American Fireman helmet included) whose now grown to the point he was focused to cling to Azusa's back for transport.
"Kazu-kun!" with a cheerful shout Azusa began doing some complicated handwork there a blur as the beat on the door she finishes and takes a few steps back. KNOCK A single pure knock rings out. Chiot's eyes widened in shock at the action while not the first time he's seen this, it got no less shocking at the display. Maybe all her time with Kazuma had rubbed off on her.
They waited for a few minutes without a response not even a shout from the other side of the door. Rather then try again Azusa reached under her shirt withdrawing a white key with small pink hearts all over it (where, when and how she got this key was anyones guess). "Kazu-Kun! I'm back!" Shoving the door wide open she was greeted to nothing. The only thing out of order in the other wise clean living room was a single sheet of paper on the small table.
Dear Azusa
I've been forced onto a boat filled with basically almost every chaotic person in Nerima so we've most likely been shipped wrecked. Please call the coast guard.
Kazuma
P.S. The address for where we left is on the back.
P.S.S. Don't burn down my apartment.
Azusa froze as she held on to the letter reading it's contents over and over before folding the letter up placing it in her shirt between her breasts. The skater the closed her eyes taking a deep breathe.
The streets of Nerima were calm and quite nothing was out of place it was the kind of day where nothing could go wrong...
KKKKKRRRRRRRAAAAKKKKKKOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Needing no further prompting with an impulsive noise similar to thunder Azusa broke the sound barrier as she dashed out the apartment into the city streets a dust cloud forming in her wake moving her "cutest bubble butt" as fast as it could go.
"YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!" Ranma cheered as he shredded some waves much to the annoyance of Akane who rather then attempting to swim out took to glaring. "That jerk goofing off when he should be helping us." she growled out before turning her head to the only one actually doing anything. "I can't thank you enough for this Ryoga your SO MUCH NICER THEN RANMA!" she sweetly started only to shout out the last part.
Before the lost boy could brag a wave of water is sent his way just barely jumping out of the way. "RANMA YOU BASTARD!" Ryoga bellowed a giant boulder tossed over his head soaring through the air at his rival. Said busty redhead was just lucky to run for it in time.
Shooting from behind the boulder Ranma made faces mocking the lost boy. "Blagg you missed m-" before she could finish something crashed into the redhead sending her through the air before crashing into the ground.
"Ahh what the- Kazuma what are you doing here?!" the red head growled at her rival.
"Training." he simply said focused more on the his incoming master who calmly stepped forward. Like master and apprentice the two had opted out of their usual clothes instead shifting to more formal beach wear. Kazuma changed into a simple blue pair of shorts were as Ryouka merely removed her pants instead wearing a black thong.
Without another word the two went back at it. Kazuma rushed in with a butterfly kick that Ryouka ducked under countering with a leg sweep dropping her apprentice whose legs she grabbed the two resembled a mini tornado as she spun him around only to toss him away back into the forest. With a smile and a wave Ryouka ran after her student.
Nabiki rubbed her chin as she watched the interaction. "Huh no wonder he's stronger then all of you."
"WHAT!?" Three voices shouted at once.
A coy smile on her face the Middle Tendo spoke. "Well while your sitting around yelling, your trying to look cool and your goofing off he's training. Guess the power gap makes sense now."
And like that Nabiki got a front row seat of watching three idiots running around training. At least they're not fighting just like Akane wanted. Ah there were days like this were she was such a good big sister.
"Son-in-law a master's job is to provide challenges to overcome in order to push their students to heights and set them up for success."
Kazuma raised his brow at the son-in-law comment as he sat in the makeshift Nekohanten. Shampoo had just finished bandaging up his head and arm as he retold his training. "She was kicking my ass for 3 hours before she finally called it a day. She'll probably just wander around for awhile till she gets bored or hungry."
"Like I said provide challenges.
"I had to crawl here." he deadpanned actually feeling a kinship with Ranma as both their parental figures tended take things to the extreme in the pursuit of 'training'.
"You can't make an omlete with braking a few eggs."
"...So...any idea on how we can get home? I mean it's been nice the sun, water and all the bikini's but I can't live like this." Kazuma's eyes drifted to him new Amazon fiancee the purplette opted for a red bikini that barely contained her large perky breasts, looking down to her slightly musclar arms, flat stomach, flared hips connected to a round juicy backside (when he said she had a peach he wasn't lying) and thick thighs (personally he never understood why Akane had such a problem with that thick thighs were a testament to strong legs) with a cloth acting as an apron which did little to hide her curves.
Noticing his gaze Shampoo actually blushed from both embarrassment and annoyance, for so long she waited for the day Ranma would give her a look like that. The look of a man lusting after the woman of his dreams. Now Kazuma was looking at her with a look of lust and longing, like an animal in heat wanting to take her right here and now. Just the gaze alone lit something inside her, her thighs rubbed together hoping to put out the fire in her core. So distacted she missed both her Great Grandmother's knowing smirk and Mousse's glare as he gritted his teeth in the kitchen.
"That depends on how long it takes our samurai to fix the boat." Cologne said only to look in the direction of a familiar laugh, familiar scream and the oh so familiar sound of something braking. "It'll probably take a little longer then you hope."
"Well Ukyo's left her very poorly business educated ninja indentured servant in charge of her livelyhood. And who knows if Azusa got my note, I just hope she doesn't do something crazy from boredom. Couldn't you do something you've been alive for what a thousand years you must have learned some woodworking right."
THWAK!
Kazuma barely finished before a wooden stick sent him to the ground.
"You'd think after the beating you just got you'd learn to choose your words wisely. Shampoo be a dear and take your boyfriend to lay down." For once her Great Granddaughter didn't deny the claim as she carried him off.
Mousse could only glare at his rival while he wanted to laugh at Kazuma multiple beats he just couldn't as the woman he loved carried him off. That should have been him in her arms, him breathing her scent while nesseled between her bountiful breasts as she tells him how she loves him and no one else.
"Find Kazu-kun!"
"For the last time girl we can't help him if we don't know who this Kazu-kun is!" the coast guard shouted for the umteenth.
"Find Kazu-kun!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Where did he go?" Another guard asked holding back partner. Rather then answer Azuza pulled the letter from her shirt handing it to the guard who read its contents with a raised brow. "Okay then we'll see what we can do."
"EEEEEKKKKK! We did it Chiot! Mission Accomplished" Azuza cheered spinning the little demon into the air. "Let's go wait for Kazu-kun!" She again took off like a rocket down the street.
"Huh strange girl."
"So let me get this straight Kasumi your sister somehow disappeared in broad daylight with several people around, most of which are trained Martial Artists?" Kazuma rubbed his head as Nabiki relayed the events of her sisters disappearance. "And all that you found was a peach?"
As Nabiki nodded her head Kazuma rubbed the bridge of his nose with his thumb and index finger. "I've got to stop leaving you people alone."
"So any idea on what happened to Dear Kasumi?" Soun wailed to the heavens as Panda Genma patted him on the shoulder.
"Crazy question but did you try putting it in hot water?"
"What that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, isn't this suppose to be your job or something!" Akane growled getting into Kazuma's face. "This is the one time we could use you and you waste our time with something so ridiculous!"
Kazuma eyebrow raised into his hair line. "Half the people in this room transform into something else when splashed with cold water. Look me in the eye and tell be that this is any more realistic than that." the look he gave clearly showed he found Akane's comment both annoying and foulish.
Akane merely growled. At the moment Ranma stepped forward. "Alright everyone Kasumi's missing we need to span out and search."
"Kasumi just when missing and you want to split up again?" Kazuma asked only to be ignore as Ryoga raised a surprisingly good point. "This is an island Kasumi couldn't have gotten far."
"Just going to throw this out maybe she just got tired of this nonsense and went for a walk and just got lost." Kazuma said knowing even one with the patience of the saints had their limits.
Leaning forward to the two Ranma whisper. "Listen if Kasumi isn't back by dinner time were gonna have to Akane's cooking do either of you want that?!"
While Ryoga blanched at the thought as Kazuma massaged the bridge of his nose. "Two things 1) A literal person is missing and your more interested in food and 2) Cologne, Shampoo, Ukyo and I can all cook trust me we'll be fine." Kazuma walked out. "Hopefully she just saw something she liked got distracted. Everyone go in one direction and search and for christ sakes stay in pairs."
Chapter End