Mordecai and Rigby were walking down the streets of Imp City, on their way to work. Mordecai glances at Rigby who was giggling while shaking a small vial of green liquids inside. Mordecai sighs. "I still can't believe you actually bought that thing from that homeless guy earlier."
"Come on, man! That guy said it was a mutagen! Imagine all the sweet pranks we could do with this thing!" Rigby stated with a smirk on his face.
"Yeah, right. Knowing you, you'd probably accidentally drink that thing thinking it's some sort of soda and turn ugly. Well, uglier."
"Some sort of soda and turn ugly." Rigby mimicked Mordecai's words. "Whatever, dude. You're just lame. Just you wait, when we get the chance to use this baby, it'll be so worth it!"
Suddenly, the two heard what sounded like tire screeching. Mordecai and Rigby turned to see the I.M.P. van speeding towards their direction.
"AAAHHH!!" Mordecai and Rigby shrieked as the van narrowly avoided the two. Rigby's grip on the vial loosened and his eyes widened as he attempted to grab the garage vial in the air.
Fortunately, he managed that and caught the vial. Rigby exhaled a sigh of relief before his expression turned into one with frustration. "Dude, what the fuck was that!?"
"I think that was Blitz!" Mordecai exclaimed as they both turned to see the van swerve into a parking lot. "Guess they just arrived to work as well. Come on, let's catch up." Then the two began to sprint towards the parking lot.
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"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get yourtitsout of my parking spot!" Blitzo yelled at the pink car that took his parking space with a megaphone.
The figure in the car then stepped out of it and made her presence known to Blitzo. The Imp's eyes widened in shock in seeing who it was. "Oh shit! Verosika?"
The demon was indeed famous pop star Verosika Mayday. She blows a chewed up piece of bubble gum which pops. "Blitzo." She said his name in a rather condescending manner.
"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is-" Blitzo climbed out of the van's window and faceplanted on the pavement. He quickly stood up and pointed at the Succubus. "Few rings DOWN!"
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."
"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika then takes a drink out of her flask. When she finished, a remaining drop of liquid was on her lips which she promptly wiped off with a thumb. "So, your sister says "Hi"."
Blitzo growls in anger before being called out by a voice from behind.
"Blitz!"
He turned around to see Mordecai and Rigby walking up to him. "Oh, hey guys." Blitzo greeted the two.
"Blitz? What's going on?" Mordecai asked his boss.
Blitzo shrugged. "Oh, nothing. Just dealing with this bitch bag of plastic and tampons over here." The Imp commented while pointing a thumb at the pop star
"And who the fuck are these two supposed to be?" Verosika asked, pointing at the two newcomers.
"They're my employees." Blitzo stated. He turned to Mordecai and Rigby. "Don't worry guys, I'll get rid of this pest soon."
Verosika frowns. "Oh, I'm a pest? That's real fucking rich coming from you!"
Blitzo then marches forward towards Verosika angrily. "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
"Actually, prick. It has my name on it!" Verosika pointed down to the ground and it did have her name spray painted on the spot with the I.M.P. label crossed out. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during Spring Break."
"A WEEK!? No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"
Verosika chuckles then removes her sunglasses. "Awww, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run-"
"-three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons!?" Blitzo finished her sentence as they both spoke at the same time. "Goddamn it whore, you will NOTlet that go!"
"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika then walks off.
Mordecai and Rigby then approach the Imp. Rigby speaks up. "Those horse riding lessons must've been really cool."
"Thank you! Finally, someone gets it." Blitzo thanked Rigby before walking off as well to follow the Succubus. "HOLD ON!You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna-" The Imp was about to finish his sentence but felt by a large and quite intimidating presence behind him. He turned around and saw a huge, dark furred Hellhound growling at him.
"You'll what?"
"Or I'll… Uh… Uh, I- I'll call HR!"
... Everyone stood still for a moment before laughing hysterically and then immediately stopping.
"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika introduced her bodyguard as she and Vortex walked away with Verosika flipping Blitzo off. "Ta-ta, fuck stain."
"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."
Suddenly, the van doors swung open and Loona steps out. "You know Verosika Mayday!?"
Mordecai's eyes widened after hearing her name. "Dude. THAT'S who she was!?"
"Wait, who's Verosika Mayday?" Rigby asked with a hand on his chin.
"Dude, you don't know her? Famous pop star in Hell?"
Rigby looks at Mordecai with a raised eyebrow. "Do I look like the kind of person who listens to pop stars in my free time!?"
Mordecai was about to say something but paused for a moment before speaking. "Point taken."
Meanwhile, Blitzo was a bit stunned by Loona's question before answering. "Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her. yeah, we dated."
Moxxie then emerges from the van with an incredulous look on his face. "You dated a pop star!?"
"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?"
Loona crossed her arms and stared at the Imp. "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?
"It's...You?" Added Millie.
Moxxie just started scratching his head trying to piece dots together but it was just too much for him to handle. "I just… Is sheblind!? Suffering some form of brain damage?"
"Okay, look, you are all making this into away bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives." Blitzo stated much to his employees' disbelief.
"You do that all the time, sir!" Moxxie said.
"Come on, you kinda do that." Millie added.
"You totally do that." Loona finished.
Rigby looked at Blitzo, confused. "Huh. You never pry into our personal lives before."
Blitzo then heard this and had a sly smirk on his face. "I don't? Well, thanks for reminding me! I'll keep that in mind."
"Wait. What does that mean?" Mordecai asked.
Blitzo shrugged. "Ah, nothing. Anyways, let's just drop it. Millie, find a temporary spot for that van." Blitzo then tosses the keys to the van to Millie who catches it and drives off. "Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Mordo, Riggs. Let's go handle this shit."
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The Elevator opens up as four of the I.M.P. employees walk out and into the hallway. "You think they saw me? Fuck! I did my make up shitty today!" Exclaimed Loona.
"Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always!" Blitzo says so which makes Loona a bit embarrassed.
"Ugh. Shut up, da-" Blitzo appears in front of Loona with sparkles and pure adoration in his eyes. Loona groans and shoves him away. "Blitz!" The Hellhound pulls out a handheld mirror and then bumps face first into another, much larger Hellhound. She backs up and blushes. "Oh. Woah..."
Blitzo witnesses this and gasps in terror. He then comes in between his daughter and Vortex. "Hii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"
"She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper." Vortex then gestured at the doors to Verosika's office that had her initials on it.
"Oh, COME ON!" Blitzo yells in frustration.
Vortex scoffs and shrugs. "Sorry, man." Then he walks away.
"Oh no, you don't... Fuckin' bitch." Blitzo mutters under his breath.
"Sir… how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone." Moxxie began to go on and on about his plan while Blitzo just tuned him out with a glare.
"Ooh! I should go with you too!" Suggested Rigby.
Moxxie looks at him with a raised eyebrow. "Are you sure?"
"Yeah! Rigby also doesn't listen to pop music. You two should go in her and try to talk some sense into Verosika." Mordecai said.
Moxxie thought for a while. "Hm... I'll give it a shot. I don't listen to pop stars because in my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-"
"Moxxie. Shut the fuck up." Blitzo commanded which made the Imp shut his mouth.
"Alrighty, sir!" Moxxie gave out a hand salute. "Come on, Rigby." He and Rigby then proceeded to enter Verosika's office.
The silhouettes of Moxxie, Rigby, Verosika and her posse of demons could be seen through the window. Moxxie speaks up. "Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? We both work forI.M.P. and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-"
Then one of the demons, Coco, began to giggle. "Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie! And the other one has no clothes on! Pretty bold if you ask me~"
Moxxie and Rigby look visibly disturbed by those comments. "Please, don't talk to us like that, lady." Rigby pleaded.
Suddenly, a male Succubus named Josh appeared behind the two. "Want some kissies, little guys?"
"A kind offer... But I'm married." Moxxie said, gulping.
"And I don't think I'm ready for that base yet." Added Rigby.
Moxxie and Rigby got closer together as Verosika and her crew surrounded them. "Hey… Why don't you two send a little message from me back to your limp... Dick... Boss." Verosika threatened the two as Rigby slowly backs away.
Moxxie notices and looks at him. "What are you doing?"
"I'm sorry for this, man!" Exclaimed Rigby as he shoved Moxxie forwards and immediately fled the room while screaming.
"Rigby, what the FUCK!?" Yelled Moxxie as Verosika and her crew turn into their demon forms and pounce on the poor Imp.
Rigby exits the door and presses his back on it while breathing heavily. Blitzo then presses his hands against the window and tried to look through it. "Moxxie, don't let her accessany of your holes!"
Eventually, Moxxie steps out, heavily disheveled and covered in lipstick marks. Mordecai runs over to Rigby. "Dude, are you okay!?"
"Those people were like rabid animals, man!" Rigby stated with fear in his voice.
Moxxie then passed by the two, dazed. "I… I gotta go lie down… Now."
"I'm sorry!" Rigby mutters under his breath.
Blitzo's face then turned red with rage, seeing his employee getting assaulted like that. "Oh, this won't STAND!"
The big Imp boss then kicked down the office doors and stomped towards Verosika. "Alright! THAT'S FUCKIN' IT! If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'… challenge!Fuck, I said that twice."
"Mmmm… Is this Imp boy starting a demon duel?" One of Verosika's crew snarked.
"I think he is!" Verosika said amusingly before leaning down to stare at Blitzo "What's the game then, Blitzo?"
"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while Spring Break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... youSuccu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we canoff by the end of the day!"
The Succubi began to laugh hard at Blitzo's proposal much to his dismay and annoyance. They stop laughing, Verosika looks at him. "Oh? You're serious? Game on! Bitch..."
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The I.M.P. were now sitting in the meeting room. Blitzo was standing in front of the whiteboard with a marker in hand. "Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients. We portal up. We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it! They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet! rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face! Do you have... Any questions?" Blitzo finished his presentation.
"Uh, yeah! What was that nonsense?" Moxxie asked with an incredulous look.
"That wasn't a question." Blitzo said as he walked over to Moxxie.
"That wasn't a plan."
Blitzo scoffs and placed an arm around Moxxie's shoulder. "I'm sorry, but that was aflawlesspresentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs!"
"A what?"
"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, youtalentless baby dicked troll!?" Blitzo poked at Moxxie's chest to his annoyance.
Moxxie then stood up from his seat and poked back. "Well, why don'tyou take an art class?"
Blitzo then grabs Moxxie in anger. "Why don'tyousee howEXPENSIVEthey are!?" And then throws him back down.
"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked Blitzo who shook his head in protest.
"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring Break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind ofFREAKSup there who'd drool all over you!" Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona then stared at... Something.
Mordecai and Rigby looked at their coworkers with confused looks. "Dude, what are they looking at?" Asked Mordecai.
All Rigby did was shrug.
"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along." Loona asked once more but all she did was make the other I.M.P. employees stare at her with confusion.
Blitzo pauses for a bit and registers what Loona just said. "Wait, say that again."
"I can... Blend in…?"
"You have a human disguise?" Millie asked.
"Yeah, don't you?" The employees then looked at each other nervously. Loona groans in annoyance. "You guys have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time… Without human disguises!?"
"Okay, new plan!" Blitzo then drew a picture of Loona surrounded by people that have little hearts drawn on them and pasted it to the board. "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"
"Flawless logic!" Praised Millie.
Then Rigby raised his hand. "Ooh! Wait, Mordecai and I got a plan ourselves!"
"Wait, we do?"
Blitzo raised an eyebrow amusingly. "Well, this just got interesting. Let's hear it, then!"
Rigby grinned and began explaining. "Since you guys are taking care of the humans, I'd figured that me and Mordecai are gonna be taking care of the competition!"
"And how are you gonna do that?" Asked Millie.
"With this!" Rigby pulls out the small vial containing the green liquid inside.
Mordecai's eyes widened when he saw the vial. "No way! You're actually gonna use that thing?"
"What is that thing?" Moxxie asked as he stared at the small vial.
"It's a mutagen! Or at least what the guy who sold it to me said it was." Rigby explained to the other employees.
"Mutagen? Wait, don't tell me..." Moxxie said in disbelief.
"Yep! Me and Mordecai are gonna sneak into that Verosika's office, pour this bad boy into her bottle-thing! She takes a drink and bam! She turns butt-ugly and she won't be able to seduce anyone with her looks!" Rigby explained his plan in full detail much to the other's shock.
Moxxie spoke up. "That... Actually sounds somewhat plausible."
"Dude, are you really sure about this?" Mordecai asked his friend.
Rigby nodded his head. "Hm. Hm. I told you this thing would come in handy!"
Blitzo claps his hands in glee and smiles wide. "Then it's settled! Us four are gonna lure in some humans and deal with them, while you guys deal with that bitch and her posse!"
Moxxie raised his hand. "I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!
"I got that covered, Mox." Blitzo says, pulling out a piece of paper and a marker. He turns to Mordecai and Rigby. "You two should go and do your thing! We'll be waiting for you!"
With a nod, Mordecai and Rigby stood up from the table and exited the meeting room to start their plan.
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"Do you see anyone?" Rigby asked his bird friend. Mordecai had his eyes planted on the window, scanning for any signs of a person present.
"I think the coast is clear." Said Mordecai as he and Rigby entered through Verosika's office.
As they walked in, Mordecai sniffed the air and immediately held onto his nose. "Ugh! This place smells! Let's find that flask and get outta here quick!"
As the two continued to walk forward a bit. Rigby spots something on top of a desk at the other side of the room. "Mordecai! There it is!" Rigby points towards the white and pink, heart shaped flask.
The two rushed over behind the desk and picked up the flask. Rigby gets the cap off and pulls out the vial. "Time to work your magic, baby!" The raccoon began to pour the contents of the vial into the flask.
Eventually, the vial is empty. All of the fluids had been poured into the flask. Rigby closes the flask and places it back down. "Well, that was quite easy." Mordecai remarked.
On cue, the two heard what sounded like the doors opening. Mordecai and Rigby gasped as they immediately ducked down and hid under the desk.
The person who had just entered the office was none other than Verosika's new Hellhound, Vortex. Vortex scanned the area for any signs of intrusion.
Mordecai and Rigby sweatdropped and looked at each other. Rigby lets an ever so quiet. "Shh..."
But Vortex's ear twitched and he was alerted by the sound. The Hellhound began to sniff the air and caught an unfamiliar scent. Vortex then traced the smell to the desk at the end of the room and began to approach it.
As he approached it, the scent got stronger and stronger. Vortex got closer and closer to the desk until he was standing in front of it.
Slowly, Vortex peeked from above the desk to see where the smell was coming from. He kept peeking and peeking and peeking... But found nothing there.
Vortex looked around in confusion. Maybe, that smell was all just in his head? Eh, it didn't matter. No one actually intruded anyway. Vortex shrugged and then walked off.
Meanwhile, Mordecai and Rigby peeked their heads through the window from the outside. Rigby smirks. "We are totally gonna get that parking spot!"
"Yeah-yuh!" Exclaimed Mordecai as the two high five each other.
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Blitzo placed a flyer on a nearby telephone pole which read "Sping Brek Victyms, 50% Off!". Blitzo then walked over to Moxxie who facepalmed. "Now... We wait."
"Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!"
And just as Moxxie finished that sentence, tons upon dozens of Sinner demons began to line up in front of the flyer. Blitzo smirked smugly and nudged him a few times with an elbow. "Now, who's first?"
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It was a beautiful afternoon in the human world. The humans were all having fun on Spring Break, partying, doing drugs and general debauchery.
The I.M.P. employees pop up from behind some rocks underneath a dock. Blitzo speaks up. "Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?"
The Hellhound then pulls out a list and sniffs it. She gives an affirming nod. "Got it." Loona then proceeded to transform into her human disguise in a flash of light and fire.
"Woaaahhhh..." Mordecai and Rigby both uttered at the same time.
Blitzo was equally as surprised. "Ohh, Loonie, look at you. You look…Downright awful!" This comment made Loona glare at the Imp. "I am so proud. Now, fetch!"
Loona nods and then searches out for a human target. She quickly finds one and then walks towards him.
Meanwhile, Blitzo turned to Mordecai and Rigby. "Okay, MM and I are gonna take care of the humans. You two try to stay hidden and look out for that skank, alright?"
The two nod and then the three Imps lept away from the rocks and form the scene. Rigby immediately steps out into the open.
"Rigby! What are you doing!?" Mordecai called out his stubborn friend.
Rigby inhales deeply. "Look, man. It's been a while since we actually got some fresh air! Besides, these people are drunk. They're not gonna be able to tell we're demons."
Mordecai raises his finger, about to retort but quickly hid when he notices a human approaching Rigby. The human took a swig out of his bottle and observed the raccoon. "Woahhh... Wicked costume, brah!"
The human walked away and Rigby turned to Mordecai with a smug grin and a wink. Mordecai groans and walks out into the open as well.
Rigby turns to Mordecai. "So where do you think she'll pop up?"
"I don't know. But it's probably in a short while. We'll just have to wait for Blitz." Mordecai replied. "I mean, it's not like she could just appear right no-"
"Alright, Spring Breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES!?" Verosika, now in a human disguise, yelled out to the crowd from the stage. "This is your final boarding call. All aboard~"
The pop star began to sing her song as the humans in the crowd started to get wild with each other. Grinding, humping and making out on one another as Verosika continued to sing.
"Dude, there she is!" Rigby exclaimed, pointing at the pop star on stage.
"Where's Blitz? He should be here right now!" Said Mordecai, a stray bra landing on his head. He swats the bra away and gags a bit. "Ugh, sick!"
"Mordecai, look!" Rigby called out the attention of the blue jay. Mordecai looked at the stage and saw that Verosika was holding the flask they spiked. "She's gonna drink it man!"
Verosika sung as she took a sip of her flask. Mordecai and Rigby's eyes widen when they witnessed this. "She's drinking it. She's drinking it!" Said Rigby.
As Verosika continued to down on the flask, Mordecai and Rigby's faces slowly shifted from excitement to confusion. "Uhh, dude? When do the effects start kicking in?"
"I don't know?" Rigby stared as Verosika finished drinking from the flask, her appearance not changing in the slightest. "She's not changing? Did I get scammed!?"
"Now, who wants a piece of this!?" Verosika then throws away her flask which made Mordecai and Rigby's eyes widened in the size of dinner plates. The flask bounced off the heads of the crowd until it landed into the water.
Mordecai and Rigby rushed over to the shore to watch the flask sink into the water. "That's... Probably not good, is it?" Rigby asked.
The two then noticed a small catfish submerging from where the flask fell. Then it got bigger. And bigger. Oh, it also has razor sharp teeth now too.
"Not at all." Replied Mordecai.
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The party went on as it was. Blitzo apprehended his Hellhound daughter who was having a conversation with Vortex. Moxxie found himself drinking some booze from a canister while Millie tried to calm him down.
"Moxxie!" Yelled Millie as Moxxie fell to the ground, clearly drunk out of his mind.
"Millieeee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads?I wanna... Kiss all of them!" The Imp proceeded to make smooching noises.
Millie picks her husband up and looks at him with a concerned look. But then.
BOOOOM!!!
The water explodes as a giant Catfish Monster submerged from the ocean. The Monster roars as it stomps onto the crowd, creating a mess. The humans all scream and run away from the gigantic beast.
Meanwhile, Blitzo chokes out a human and then notices the monster. "The fuck is that thing?" He then notices two of his employees running away from it, screaming. "Yo, Mordo! Riggs!"
Mordecai and Rigby stop running and turned to Blitzo who just finished killing the human. "Mind explaining what the fuck that thing is?"
"Uhh, our whole 'turning Verosika butt-ugly' plan didn't... Go so well." Rigby explained.
Blitzo groans and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Figures. Say, where's MM?"
Mordecai and Rigby look at each other before turning to Blitzo and shrugging. The three of them looked over to the monster just to see it grab Moxxie with its tongue. and then swallow him whole.
"MOXXIE!!" Mordecai and Rigby exclaimed at the same time.
Meanwhile, Millie looks over to a random human nearby and stabs him, grabs his beer bottle and towel and creates a makeshift molotov. Millie tosses the molotov at the monster and makes it fall back which allowed her to scale the beast.
Millie pries open the monster's jaws and sees her husband helplessly wrapped around its tongue. The two Imps reached out to grab each other... Only for Moxxie to drunkenly high five her. Unamused, Millie grabbed Moxxie and cut off the monster's tongue and threw him out of the beast's maw.
The three just stood in awe as they all stare at Millie fighting the giant monster herself. Blitzo catches Moxxie in his arms and then promptly shoots a nearby human. Moxxie squeals in glee.
"She's so awesome!" Commented Rigby.
"I love that woman..." Moxxie muttered out, forming a heart shape with his tail.
Blitzo smirks. "She totally pegs you, doesn't she."
The monster then launches Millie in the air as she prepared a plunging stab. The monster swallows her but the Imp immediately cut a large hole in it's neck, spewing blood everywhere. The monster coughs a bit before finally dropping dead.
Millie submerges from the waters, heavily battle damaged and breathing heavily.
Mordecai and Rigby cheer for Millie. "That was so fucking awesome!" Exclaimed Millie.
"Yeah, way to show off, Mills!" Added Blitzo.
But Millie didn't have time for compliments right now, she needed to know if her sweetheart was alright. "Is Moxxie okay!?"
Blitzo pauses and stared at the Imp in his arms before promptly dropping him. "Yeah, he's fine."
Millie picks up Moxxie and embraces him in a tight hug. "This is funny... I'msooooo… Drinky..." Moxxie said with a dopey grin to which Millie laughs amusingly.
"Okay, this is getting a bit too wholesome for my liking."
"Blitzo." Verosika said with a condescending tone.
Blitzo rolls his eyes and turns around to see the pop star and her posse. "Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!"
Verosika smirks. "That was handled rather… Obvious… Don't you think?"
Millie then pulls out Verosika's flask and tosses it to her. "I don't think this belonged to any of us." Verosika stared at the flask in confusion. "Would be ashameif anyone found out you guys were behind agiant monster fishin the human world."
Blitzo laughs. "Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so…FUUUUCKED!!!!"
"Wait, hold on a second!" Verosika yelled out. She then picks up the flask Millie threw. "This was supposed to be normal booze! How the fuck was it able to horribly mutate some random fish!?"
Whistle*
Verosika looks over to see Rigby whistling and staring off into the sky. She glared at the raccoon and called out. "Hey, you!"
Rigby snaps out of his daze and looked at the pop star. "What?"
"Did you do something to my drink!?"
Rigby shrugs. "I don't know anything about it and even if I did, who's gonna believe you? You have no proof!"
Verosika growled. "Yeah, well… You dumbfucks will be in shit for not being in disguises!"
Moxxie then faceplants into the sand just by Verosika's feet. "A human called me a possum... I am not a POSSUM." Verosika then grit her teeth in anger.
"Y'know, wecouldkeep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space..." Blitzo proposed the idea.
Verosika growled in anger a bit before reluctantly saying. "... Fine."
"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOONNNN!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!!!" Blitzo throws out his arms in triumph.
"Yeeeeaaahhhh, we diiiiiid!!" Mordecai and Rigby said in the same time.
Then Mordecai, Rigby and Blitzo let out a lengthy. "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Verosika scoffs in annoyance. "Come on. Let's get outta here. TEX!" She called out her Hellhound as she and her crew walked away.
Then a portal to Hell opens and Millie hopped into it while carrying Moxxie and Mordecai and Rigby followed suit. Blitzo called out. "Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park ourfat fuckin' carin ourfat fuckin' space!"
He and a dejected Loona hop into the portal. Not before Blitzo could hop out one more time to taunt his bitchy ex with two middle fingers.
Verosika regroup with her crew and were suddenly surrounded by cops. "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!"
Verosika and her group does so. "Alright, sluts. Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick." She declared much to the disgust of her crew.
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Later that night, at Mordecai and Rigby's apartment. Rigby shifted awake after feeling the need to use the bathroom.
He went down the hallway and opened the door to the bathroom only to be met face to face with his own boss. "Hi." Blitzo greeted the raccoon quietly.
Rigby slowly closes the door and then walks away while muttering under his breath. "Me and my big mouth."
The End