Chris: Last time on total drama island. Our teams faced off in a cabbage battle at sea, Emma spent her time aiming for Chase instead of his ship, and hit lots of people she wasn't aiming for. Ship captain Ripper decided that taking out the opposing players before their ship was a great strategy, and it led them to victory. Oh, and Zee's leg was ripped off by a shark. Turns out it was a prosthetic leg. Axel became the second camper voted off. Guess that what happens when you try to force people to eat roasted squirrel. Who's getting roasted today? Don't know! But it's time to find out, here on... TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
(Intro)
(In the boys side ferocious trout cabin Zee was telling a speechless Chase, Wayne and Raj a story about his leg)
Zee: And that is how I lost my leg. So, Uh, never bungee jump from a helicopter into a piranha pit. Lesson learned, Yo.
Chase: That story is epic.
Wayne: Better than epic. It was awesome.
Raj: Totally awesome.
(Priya walks to the cabin)
Priya: Hey guys.
Zee, Wayne and Raj: Hi Priya.
Chase: Hey Priya, do you wanna go get some breakfast with me?
Priya: Sure. (Leaves the cabin with Chase)
Zee: (Chuckles) Whoa, Chase is really hitting off with Priya.
Wayne: Oh no, Raj. If Chase gets with Priya, I'll lose ten bucks.
Raj: Maybe try to hook up with one of the girls from the other team, cause Scary girl is creepy and Julia's way out of our league.
Wayne: Good idea Raji. Come on, let's see if I can get girl before Chase does. (Rushes out of the cabin)
Raj: Wait for me Wayner! (Runs after Wayne, as he runs to the fronts of death's cabin he crashes into Bowie and they both fall on the ground)
Bowie: Ow!
Raj: Oh, uh, sorry. I didn't see you. Here, I'll help you up. (Helps Bowie) Now, let's just wipe all the dirt off ya. (Wipes the dirt off Bowie)
Bowie: (Grabs his hand) It's fine. I'm fine. Thank you.
Raj: Oh well, you're welcome.
(Wayne get thrown out of the girls side of the fronts of deaths cabin)
Wayne: Ow! Yeah, none of the girls from the frogs seem interested.
Bowie: Well, I better go calm the girls down. See ya at the challenge Raj.
Raj: See ya later Bowie.
(Confessional) Raj: Wow, Bowie has really warm hands. (Realizes what he just said) I mean for guy. Cause if I was a girl I'd totally like that.
(Confessional) Bowie: That hockey jock is pretty fine. I'm referring to Raj by the way. I mean Wayne is kinda cute but he's a bit to hairy for me.
(With Chase and Priya in the main lodge)
Priya: So, why did you cut Emma's brakes?
Chase: It was a prank that my buds back home up with. Pretty cool, eh?
Priya: Not really Chase, you could have killed her.
Chase: Wait, what do you mean could have killed her?
Priya: By cutting her brakes you made her crash, and a lot of people die in car crashes.
Chase: Really?
Priya: Yep.
Chase: (Confessional) Oh man, I could have actually killed my ex girlfriend. But in my defense, I didn't know people could die in car crashes.
(As Chase and Priya arrived back to the cabins, they saw Emma and Millie staring dreamily at Caleb who was showing them his muscles)
Caleb: You girls like what you see?
Emma and Millie: (Dreamily) Yeah.
(Priya smiled at Caleb's muscles while Chase just looked annoyed)
Chase: (Confessional) That Caleb looks like a total show off. I don't get what the girls see in him.
Chris: (Loudspeaker) Campers, it's challenge time.
(At the challenge)
Chris: Welcome to total drama island's most grueling challenge ever. Not going to lie, there will be casualties. One person from each team will be selected to sit out and watch while the others take on this sure to be lethal challenge. (Everyone but Priya and Scary girl puts their hand up) Ha-ha, nice try, but we'll drew two names at random. For the ferocious trout, Julia.
Julia: I am with you in spirit, team! Hashtag Cheering For You.
Chris: And sitting out for the frogs of death will be, Damien.
Damien: Yes! Woo! Yeah baby. (Notices his team staring at him annoyed) I mean, uh... good luck, team? (Chuckles nervously) Go team.
Chris: Okay, let's get started. (Glass booths then emerge out of the ground) Julia, Damien, in you go.
Julia: (Gasps) Is this a hyperbaric oxygen chamber?
Damien: No, no. It's one of them money booths where the wind's all... (Makes a whooshes noise) and then you've got to grab the money as its flying around, right?
Chris: Sure, it's whatever makes you both stop talking and get in side.
(Julia and Damien get in side their glass booths and get locked inside)
Damien: Hey, why have we got to be locked in?
Chris: For those of you not in a glass booth, this challenge will require helmets, so no one gets hurt.
Chef: Today's game is called the obstacle course of death. First, you begin with a classic army-style rope-wall climb. Then, you'll crawl under barbed wires.
Damien: What about the tubes? You going explain why we're locked in here.
Chef: After the wire crawl, you'll traverse a long greased platform until you reach the end, where you'll use a rope to swing to a branch that holds your team's key code number.
Chris: Each teammate must retrieve one number, and you'll need all six numbers to release your teammate from the booths that will begin filling with water...now.
(The booths start filling with water)
Damien: Whoa! What?!
Julia: Uh, excuse me, Chris? No, this top is dry clean only!
Damien: How high is this water going to get? Am I gonna have to drink it?
Chris: Oh, I wouldn't.
Damien: Why? (Gasps) Is this... toilet water?!
MK: Where would they get toilet water? From the outhouse?
Chef: First team to unlock their teammate from the water tank wins. And as always the losing team will be eliminating one of their own tonight.
Chris: And don't get all sneaky and try to eliminate the drowned one.
Damien: What?! Get me out of here!
Chris: Pick your running order. The challenge begins when I blow the air horn.
Caleb: So, what's the order?
Ripper: Simple, our team should go strongest to weakest. Cause if we get a big lead, the trouts won't be able to catch us.
Bowie: That's actually not a bad idea.
Ripper: So me, Caleb and Bowie. That'll give us a monster lead. Then it be up Millie, then Emma, and tiny MK not to blow it for us.
MK: I'd rather be tiny than repulsive.
Ripper: (Glares at MK)
(With the ferocious trout)
Priya: Okay, I'll pick the order. Me, Chase, Raj, Wayne, Zee and Scary girl. Let's win this trouts.
(The ferocious trout cheers)
Damien: Blow the air horn! Blow it!
Chris: Relax Damien, this isn't life or death... for me. Begin! (Blows the air horn)
(Ripper and Priya start climbing Priya was almost at the top while Ripper was nearly halfway when a bear smashed through the climbing wall making him slip)
Ripper: What was that?
Chris: Forgot to mention it, but there are Bears living in the climbing wall.
Chef: Hm... last time you forgot the sharks. This time it's bears.
Chris: I don't think I like what you're implying. I'm doing it on purpose.
(Priya easily crawls under the barbed wire while Ripper gets tangled by it)
Ripper: Aw, come on!
Chris: Ripper this may come as a shock to you, but... the wire is electrified! (Presses a button which causes the wire into electrifying Ripper)
(Priya slips on the oil)
Chase: Keep going Priya. You got this.
Priya: I will never quit.
(Priya moves slower so that she doesn't slip. Ripper then runs through, but slips and falls off the platform)
Caleb: You ok Ripper?
Ripper: Nothing to it dude.
(Priya swings up to the branch and grabs the first number for her team)
Chris: The ferocious trout have their first number.
Ripper: Steady, steady, steady! (Ripper decides to go slower, but he slips and ends up exposing his butt) Ow!
Chris: And there it is... Again.
Emma: Ew!
Bowie: Eugh!
MK: Seen it!
(Priya returns and tags Chase to go next and presses the button with her number)
Julia: I appreciate you Priya, good job.
Priya: Thanks.
(Chase starts his run through the course. In an attempt to impress Emma, he shows off climbing with one hand)
Chase: Emma, look! One hand... (Gets punched out of the wall by the bear) Ow!
Emma: (Confessional) (Laughs) Bears are my new favorite animal.
Damien: Where's Ripper at? (Banging on the glass booth) Ripper!
Ripper: Gotta... catch... up! (manages to swing to get the first number for his team, but ends up crashing into the mountain)
Priya: (Helps Chase up) Chase you need to get back on the course before we lose our lead.
Chase: Huh? Oh! Right! (Gets back on the obstacle course)
(Ripper finally returns to the staring line and enters the first number for Damien's tank as Caleb starts his run through the course)
Chase: Check out this move! Hyah! (Grabs onto the branch and does a few spins before leaping into the air with the number, impressing Priya and Zee)
Priya: Wow.
Zee: Sick.
(However, Chase hits his head on the cliff above him, amusing Scary Girl)
Scary Girl: Nice.
(Chase lands on the mattress, but Caleb accidentally lands on Chase)
Chase: Ow! (Groans) Dude!
Caleb: Whoops, sorry man. (Gets off Chase then helps him up before he returns with his number and Bowie takes off for the course)
Emma: Thanks for crushing Chase Caleb!
Chase: (Confessional) So that Caleb dude crushed me on purpose? Oh he's gonna pay that.
Caleb: (Confessional) Emma knows I landed on Chase by accident, right?
(Chase finally returns and Raj takes off to the course, Chase then slowly inputs the next number for Julia's tank)
Julia: Thank you Chase, I appreciate... (Chase falls on the ground before she could finish)
Priya: (Helps Chase up) You ok?
Chase: Yep, just a few crushed bones, but I'll live.
(Raj and Bowie are head to head as they slide on the oily platform but Bowie just beats Raj to the rope and swings to the branch and gets his number leaving Raj starstruck and causing him to fall off the platform)
Raj: (Confessional) Wow, Bowie looked amazing when he was swinging. (Realizing what he just said) I mean he did great. (Chuckles nervously) That's what I said.
(Bowie returns and tags Millie to go next, soon followed by Raj who tags Wayne to go next)
Chris: Both teams only need three numbers to release Damien and Julia.
(Wayne quickly arrives back with the fourth number and tags Zee to go next)
Chris: Scratch that, the ferocious trout has the lead and only needs two more numbers to release Julia.
Zee: Think like a worm. Move like a worm. (Moves like a worm under the wire)
(Millie arrives back and tags Emma to go next)
(Emma manages to overtake Zee who just finished crawling under the wire, but as she got to the greasy platform she slips and falls off, then Zee arrives and slides to the rope swing and gets the next number, Emma does the same shortly after and they both tag MK and Scary girl to do the course)
Chris: This is it, whoever gets their number and unlock the booth wins the challenge.
Frogs Of Death: (Cheer) Come on MK!
Ferocious Trout: Go Scary girl, go!
(As MK starts climbing Scary girl just jumps all the way to the top and grabs the bear out of the climbing wall and starts throwing it around)
Scary Girl: (Giggles) That's what you get for growling at me-e-e! (Throws the bear off the climbing wall knocking MK off as well as they both hit the ground) Bye-e-e!
Emma: Hurry MK, hurry!
(MK begins to climb the climbing wall again but the bear chase after her making her move faster. Scary girl then does the rest of the course very easily)
Chris: Scary girl is scary good. I did not see this coming.
(Scary girl gets her number, the bear chases MK to the oil platform causing the bear to slip and push MK towards the rope, she grabs it and swings towards her number and grabs it but Scary girl was a lot faster than her and presses the button of her number releasing Julia from the glass booth)
Chris: (Blows the air horn) The last lock has been released. The ferocious trout win!
Ferocious Trout: (Cheer)
(MK arrives back huffing and puffing as she unlocks Damien from the booth)
MK: I hate running.
Chris: Frogs of death, I'll see you at tonight's elimination ceremony.
(At the campfire pit)
Chris: Frogs, welcome to your second elimination ceremony of the season. I'm sorry to say that one of you will be heading home. Which one? Don't know.
Chef: MK, you're poor running skills caused your team the win.
MK: (Confessional) I'm built for brains not brawn.
Chef: Ripper, you ripped your pants and showed everyone your bum again. Which really grossed us all out.
Ripper: (Confessional) Whatever, it ain't be the bum that was seen on this show.
Chef: Damien, all you did was scream through out the entire challenge telling rest of your team to hurry up.
Damien: (Confessional) I could have drowned in the booth. Give me a break.
Chris: There are six marshmallows on this plate. If you get one you're safe. If you don't. You'll head to the dock of shame and be taken away by the drone of despair. Let's begin.
Emma
Bowie
Millie
Ripper
Damien
Chris: Only one marshmallow remains. And it's going to...
MK.
MK: (Sighs)
Caleb: What?!
Chris: Caleb, time to go.
(At the dock of shame)
Caleb: I, I don't get it. Look at me. How...? Why am I going home? I was the strongest player on my team. I'm smart, kind. This is garbage! I should go back there and give them a piece of my... (Screams as the Drone of Despair picks him up. Chase pops out of the bushes with a grin on his face)
Chase: (Confessional) Okay, I may have convinced Ripper, Millie, MK and Bowie to vote off Caleb. Cause with him out of the way, I can win back Emma with my Chase charm and make her love me again.
Chris: Well, that elimination was definitely unexpected. Tune in next time to see if we have another shocking elimination, right here on... TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
