(A week after the voyage of the Space Titanic)
It had been a week after Naruto and co had returned from the voyage of the space cruise liner. Bender upon his return with his newest lady had introduced her to his robot harem. Apparently a con artist bot got along quite well with his robot mafia lovers.
She was even helping out with several heists Bender had planned. Mostly using her con artist nature to trick others
"And that's how that strip club blew up" Bender said to Naruto smoking a cigar as they sat on the couch in Planet Express
"You love to live dangerously don't you?" Naruto asked curiously
"You know it meatbag! It's a wonderful life after all. Booze, babes, and a lot of crime" Bender said with a smirk on his face
"Good news everyone! I have a package that needs to be delivered" Professor Farnsworth said entering the room
"Who's it for?" Leela asked as she was sitting at the table polishing her boots
"To me" The professor said casually as he smiled
"Another successful mission" Bender said with a smile
"Oh no. You see I need it delivered to my office at Mars University. And I need a crew to deliver it for half pay" Farnsworth said
"Mars university?" Naruto asked curiously raising an eyebrow at this
"Yeah there's a college on Mars. One of the best in the galaxy. Amy's a student there getting her doctorate" Leela said putting back on her boots
"Ah mars university. Good times. Good times" Bender said with a sigh
"You've been there?" Naruto asked since Bender didn't seem like the college type
"I wasn't a student there. My old frat house once visited there. The Epsilon Rho Rho house. We partied for a week straight" Bender said simply "ah those were the days" he said with a sigh if recollection
"Hold on you went to college? What the hell could you have possibly majored in?" Naruro asked
"Child psychology" Bender said simply
"... you're kidding right?" Naruto asked baffled
"No shit sherlock. I majored in bending. You know. The thing in my name" Bender told him with an eye roll
"What's this I hear about my college?" Amy asked as she entered the room
"Yeah we have a delivery there it seems" Naruto said standing up from the couch
"Oh good. I can submit some of my college work directly to Professor Wornstrom" Amy said with a smile
"Wornstrom!" Farnsworth growled out
"What exactly do you do besides take it regularly from behind from whiskers?" Bender asked Amy casually ignoring the professor's cry of rage before he was suddenly doubled over by Amy kicking him to the floor while shouting at him in Cantonese.
"Easy babe. Calm down. You know Bender likes to insert his foot into his mouth" Naruto said as he grabbed Amy and pulled her off Bender
"... fine and for the record I'm studying engineering there. Mostly so I can be a scientist like the professor here" Amy said as she calmed herself
"Well you would definitely be a step up" Naruto said as he looked at the professor who was now standing in front of the tv
"Get off my lawn you damn kids!" Farnsworth yelled out what he thought was a window but was actually the TV
"... this is our boss? We're boned" Bender said from the floor
"I'll get the ship ready. Naruto load up the crate with Amy. Bender dust yourself off and get on the ship. We leave in 5" Leela said as she stood up
"Aye aye captain sexy!" Naruto said with a salute and a smirk as he walked past Leela before smacking her ass as he passed her
"Ah! Some professionalism please Naruto!" Leela said after moaning a bit before composing herself
"Fuck Professionalism I own the place remember?" Naruto said with a smirk
"Plus we would take that seriously if you didn't have a code word with the ship's AI for when you want a break to get railed mid flight" Bender said as he got up and grabbed the large crate
"……..Amy hit him again" Leela ordered to which Amy smirked before sending a bicycle kick into Bender's face. Knocking the robot's head clean off
"You biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!" Bender yelled as his head flew into the other room
"Ladies calm down and let Bender work and we can play in the ship's showers" Naruto told them as he came up behind the two of them before wrapping his arms around their shoulders and his hands reaching down to grope at their breasts making the two moan.
"Mmmm very well boss" Leela said with a smirk as the three left the room
"You are so bad daddy" Amy said with a giggle as she followed Leela and Naruto
(2 hours later Mars University)
"So this is it huh?" Naruto said as Leela and Amy were clinging onto him while limping after their two hour shower on the ride over while Bender moved the crate with Farnsworth shuffling along behind them
"Yup welcome to Mars university, you think i should probably visit my parents while we're here?" Amy said with a smile as she looked around at the campus
"And get grilled about me not giving them a grandchild yet? Nope not happening. Not after what happened on the Titanic" Naruto said shaking his head at the idea
"So where is your office Professor?" Bender asked wanting to drop off the crate and be done with it
"Oh it's in that building there" Farnsowrth said pointing to a fountain
"... clean your glasses old man" Bender said with a sigh
"Eh wha?" Farnsworth asked confused
"Bender his office is in that building there" Amy said pointing to a building on campus
"Thanks you easy slut" Bender said before wheeling the crate away
"You son of a b- ah! If I wasn't limping I'd whoop your ass you drunken bastard" Amy growled out waving a fist as Bender walked away from them
"Relax. Why don't you show me and Leela around? Seeing as this is your college after all" Naruto told her with a smile to placate her
"Oooh that's a great idea. I haven't seen my sorority sisters in a month" Amy said with a smile
"Don't you Come Here regularly for your classes?" Leela asked confused how she hasn't seen them for a month
"No. My parents donate to the university so I'm allowed to do remote classes. I only come for certain lectures and to turn in certain assignments" Amy told them with a smile
"Lucky you." Naruto said as he looked around at the campus
"Are you okay?" Leela asked curiously
"Nah I just never got the chance to go to college back in my time. And I actually wanted to but life got in the way. Bills, finding jobs to make money, my accident, my horrible past dating life. It just never occurred to me how much I gave up on back then" Naruto admitted
Amy frowned at this before she smiled as an idea hit her "I have an idea babe." Amy told him
"I'm not taking you in front of your sorority sisters babe" Naruto said with a chuckle
"No! Wait, that was on the table?" Amy asked curiously
"What's the idea?" Naruto asked with a smile ignoring her question
"What if you applied here? You're rich enough to afford it" Amy suggested
"Don't you at least need a good recommendation to get in mid semester? Leela asked curiously
"On it" Amy said as she took out her cell phone and hit the speed dial for her parents as a hologram of them appeared
"Amy! Do you bring good news? Do we have future grandchild?" Inez Wong asked her daughter
"Not yet mom I need a favor though that could help mine and Naruto's relationship Amy said as she winked at Naruto with a coy smile
"Daughter we see you winking. It hologram of all of you." Leo Wong said
"I'm being loving with him dad. Anyway he wants to get a college education at Mars University and- Amy was saying before she was cut off
"That all? Easily done. We can get him on the same remote classes you take with a phone call. What he want to major in?" Leo asked his daughter
"He wants to major in- what do you want your major in? You never actually said what you wanted?" Amy asked her lover curiously
"...I don't know. No one's ever asked me before" Naruto admitted having never been given the chance to choose before. His eyes widened as a thought came to him"wait I know. Put me in for business classes" Naruto said with a grin
"... really I was expecting something like laser sword fighting bounty hunter or something crazy" Leela said with a raised eyebrow
"That's a hobby love" Naruto said with a chuckle as he hugged Leela with his arm "I technically have control over our company so business makes sense so I don't fuck it up." He said
"Also cause you Mom's multiple greats grandfather" Inez Wong said as she knew of that
"Oh yea she had to get that from someone. And it definitely wasn't from your ex in those days" Amy said as she slightly scowled at the mention of said ex
"if we ever find her grave I'm paying bender to vandalize it" Leela muttered under her breath
"I'll do it for free fat ass!" Bender said walking past them
"And that's why your my robo bro. My robro!" Naruto said with a smile at Bender
"... never say that again" Leela deadpanned
"What? It's catchy" Naruto defended himself
"It really not future son in law. Anyways we call the Dean and get your boyfriend in. Then you two make us grand-" Leo was yelling before he was cut off
"Thanks daddy! Talk to you later! Amy yelled before she hung up on her parents.
"I see they haven't changed despite seeing my bloodline in action on the Titanic" Naruto said with a deadpan tone of voice
"They are as stubborn as the planet is red" Amy said with a snort and an eyeroll "but hey they got you online classes now at least" Amy said
"Well as long as you can tutor me and help me study" Naruto said with a suave smirk
"Hmmmm what's my incentive?" Amy asked with a teasing grin
"Handcuffs and a shock collar?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"Throw in a bottle of whipped cream and chocolate syrup" Amy negotiated
"Done" Naruto said with a chuckle
"You know I'm here with you both right? And that we're also in public right?" Leela asked flatly as she noticed several people blushing hotly at Naruto and Amy's words
"It's college I know the things that happen here. If this is making them embarrassed then their shit out of luck if Amy and I go into the hard details" Naruto scoffed as they
(later)
Naruto was staying at his private dorm offered by the Dean for when he does have to be at the college.
"Who knew dating the Wong heir had its perks?" Naruto mused to himself before a huge ass rock suddenly shattered through his window
"What the fuck?! You better have a good explanation! Naruto yelled as he looked out the window seeing Bender along with some other robots. Very nerdy looking robots
"Hey meatbag I need your help with something!" Bender yelled up to Naruto
"Then why the hell did you throw a rock through my window?!" Naruto yelled at his robot friend
"I didn't want to climb the stairs. This Seemed easier!" Bender yelled before he was hit by the same rock he had thrown as Naruto threw it back in aggravation
"What do you want, Bender?" Naruto asked with a vein in his forehead throbbing a little
"Look I need your help getting these Dorks in my old frat house to be cool. I refuse to have my old Frat House be Dragged through the mud dammit." Bender told him standing back up from the rock being thrown
"... this is what you threw a rock through my new dorm for? Really?" Naruto asked flatly
"Hey I figured you'd jump at the chance to distract and flirt with an entire sorority house" Bender said
"Nice try I need the green light from Amy and Leela first. We don't want a repeat of Amazonia remember?" Naruto asked with flat tone
"I didn't say fuck em. I said distract them. We need you to distract them while we get our real prize" Bender told his friend
"Oh god. And what is your real prize?" Naruto asked almost warily
"We're peeking on their computer." Bender said simply
"Oh for fucks sake. I mean it's not a panty raid at least but still man have some decency. For fucks sake your rich. Find some hooked bots to have fun with and party it up. Or hell throw a huge ass party to get them cool. This is just weak" Naruto told Bender
"Hey that's even better! We'll do a panty raid! Then we'll sell them to the other students here. Money and coolness!" Bender said snapping his fingers
"Throw a big party you dumbass! Hell use this dorm to do it! It's fucking huge. Get some kegs and party it up. You provide booze and get some bitches here and then say that robot house is throwing the damn party. Bam instant cool so long as they don't do anything stupid" Naruto told him a little irritated
"... but what about the panties?" A fat robot nerd asked confused
"I give up! Have fun with this crap Bender!" Naruto yelled before walking away
"... say what if we throw a party! And use his dorm for it!" Bender yelled as if just coming up with the idea
"Alright Bender!" one of the robot nerds yelled happily as they cheered
"I just fucking told you that you dumbass!" Naruto yelled having heard that
"I don't think you did. Cause it was my idea" Bender said
"Raaaaaggggghhhhh!!!" Naruto yelled finally angry at his robot friend
(Later)
"And that's why I kicked Bender into the fountain" Naruto said as he was with Leela and Amy heading towards Amy's sorority house
"Jeez. You gonna be pissed if he destroys your private dorm?" Amy asked
"Nah I can always get it repaired easily if needed. I just didn't want them causing issues to the other dorm houses. Last thing we need is one of those robot nerds getting it on with a microwave or something" Naruto said with a shake of his head
"To be fair no matter what you do Bender will screw it up somehow" Leela said knowingly
"Yeah plus now that I think on it I know Bender is probably working an angle of some kind that probably involves robbing the place while everyone is wasted" Amy said as she shrugged
"...how did I not think of that?" Naruto asked as he slapped his forehead
"I thought you did and we're just working an angle yourself to prank him. Are you telling me you left an unsupervised Bender into your dorm without realizing the consequences?" Leela asked baffled and wide eyed
"No! I was busy getting ready to meet Amy's sorority sisters with you and just wanted to stop them from doing a stupid panty raid! Goddammit I left good vodka in that dorm!" Naruto yelled with a groan
"Relax babe. You can easily replace whatever Bender steals" Amy said placing a hand on Naruto's back
"... let's go meet your sorority sisters and see if I can get back before Bender burns down my dorm." Naruto sighed out
"By the way Amy what sorority do you belong to? You never mentioned" Leela asked
"Kappa Kappa Wong" Amy said with a smile
"…..so this is a queen bee situation eh?" Naruto asked after blinking in surprise at this
"Huh? How do you figure?" Amy asked as she looked at her boyfriend curiously
"... your family name is attached to sorority house and the fact they own the planet" Naruto deadpanned
"Hey they only own the western hemisphere" Amy told him
"Wh well then excuse me Princess Wong" Naruto said with an eye roll before Amy slapped him on his arm
"Quit being an ass Naruto" Leela said rolling her eye
"Oh please you both love it when I'm snarky and mock others." Naruto said with a smirk before they saw the professor shuffle over to them with the crate they delivered
"Naruto my boy can you open this crate for me? The dimwit delivery crew that dropped it off forgot to include a crowbar" Farnsworth said
"Hey!" Leela yelled irritated before Naruto placed a hand on her shoulder
"Yea sure gramps hold on a second" Naruto sais as he approached the crate before he raised his fist and pounded it on the top of the crate. Which Nothing happened
"Um what was-" Amy was asking before she was cut off
"Give it a second." Naruto said before the crate lid suddenly shattered apart "eyyyyyy" Naruto said like Fonzie with a smirk
"Oh damn it! The cult of the Fonz has returned! I thought we extinguished the cultists back in 2833!" Farnsworth exclaimed
"... what?" Naruto asked, baffled before they saw something emerge from the crate. A monkey wearing a hat. "... that only give me more questions now" Naruto said seeing this
"What moron forgets to bring a crowbar on a delivery?" The monkey asked as he dusted himself off
"That was Bender's job seeing as we were….. preoccupied" Naruto said as Leela and Amy blushed in embarrassment
"You mean the fact you were playing grab ass in the shower with those two meant to leave it to the idiotic robot?" The monkey asked with a raised eyebrow
"Hey Bender's not that much of an idiot!" Naruto said before a large explosion sounded
"Woo-Hoo! This party is fun on the bun!" Bender yelled as he landed in front of them… riding in on a burned corpse
"... nevermind I can't win today" Naruto groaned out
"Don't aggravate him, Guenter. He technically owns my business now which also includes you and your electronium hat" Farnsworth warned the monkey
"He owns the business?" Guenter asked surprised by this information as he looked at Naruto
"Yeah I kind of bought stock in the business so I'm technically the owner. By the way professor I gotta ask why a hat to give a monkey super intelligence?" Naruto asked
"Cause according to my union of mad geniuses it's unethical to implant mind altering tech directly into the brain so I had to go with this hat. A bunch of hippies I swear. Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain but I want to put it in a shark and I've gone too far!" Farnsworth grumbled
"……please tell me you won't ever be this nuts when your in your 80s" Naruto said as he looked at Amy with a worried look
"Considering. He's a hundred and fifty we've got plenty of time. Also if I look and act like that you have permission to old yeller me" Amy told him with a shudder
"Don't joke about that. I'd kill myself before letting you or any of my women die. Especially at my hand." Naruto told her as he frowned at the idea of this
"Awwww" Leela said as she smiled at this response while Amy smiled at Naruto
"So Guenter right? How exactly did the professor get you for this experiment?" Naruto asked
"He got me from a lab. Needless to say I'm better off as I am now" Guenter said simply as he adjusted his hat
"You sure about that? You don't sound happy" Naruto said as he knelt down to look the monkey in the eye
"Of course he's happy! He has the potential to be smarter than any human, monkey, or hitler brained sharks!" the professor said with a proud smile
"Oof talk about pressure" Naruto said with a wince "I don't think you get it Professor your invention here gave a monkey, a species originally unable to process human emotion and intelligence and speech communication with us, the ability to process and do exactly those things. Meaning like a human he deserves to have his voice heard and listened to. So please let Guenter make his own choice on what he wants" Naruto told the professor
"What I want?..." Guenter asked looking down and thinking about it. "No one ever asked what I wanted before. I don't know what I want. I am only like this from this hat.
"Well you have time to figure it out, that's part of life after all." Naruto Said as he smiled and stood up "If he decides he doesn't want to continue on as an experiment you will release him or I'll have Dr. Zoidberg perform your next physical Professor. I'm sure Lauren could use a small break at that time after all" Naruto said seriously
The professor sputtered at this before he nodded in agreement
"Perfect. Till then Guenter I wish you luck on whatever it is you're needed here for" Naruto said to the monkey
"I'm a student here actually. Part of the experiment is to see if a hyper intelligent monkey can pass an incredibly hard course
"Ah well see you around then. I'll be by every now and then to take physical classes but most of the ones I have are online business courses" Naruto said with a smile
"...business you say? Hmmm" Guenter said as he placed a finger to his chin in thought
"Business? Bah! What a waste of time when science can be done!" Farnsowrth scoffed
"... and this is why I'm in charge of the company now" Naruto said flatly "anyways see you around I have to go meet my girlfriend's sorority sisters" Naruto said waving them off
As they walked away a car drove by which Bender leapt into since his nerdy robot friends were in it
"Have fun meatbags. I'm gonna go party some more! Woo hoo!!" Bender shouted as the car drove directly into a nearby building. Through the door. And collapsing the entire building
"ROBOT HOUSE!" the Dean yelled in fury seeing his campus being destroyed by the robots
"Cheese it!" Bender yelled as the car backed out of the destroyed building
"... I'm not paying for that" Naruto deadpanned seeing this occur
"Ignore it babe. Let's go meet my sorority sisters!" Amy announced as she dragged Leela and him away
(A week later. On earth)
The crew had returned to Earth after 2 days on Mars University's campus. Naruto had started his business courses online when he wasn't doing deliveries or overseeing his apartment complex for rent. On top of that Bender had caused so many issues Naruto had to pay off the damages he and Robot house caused before the dean expelled the entire house and sent the robots to be melted down by Mom for being defective
"You are so lucky I was able to get your robot buddies back in school Bender" Naruto said with a groan as he and Bender watched TV while Leela and Amy practiced wrestling nearby
"Hey I already thanked you for it. By the way, what it cost you anyway?" the robot asked curiously
"You being banned from campus and 10 million dollars in reparations and funeral costs" Naruto saId flatly
"Bah you make that in a weekend with your casual bets and apartment rent costs" Bender said as he changed the channel
"That's not the point Bender! You nearly got kicked from the planet! I had to plead to my parents to talk you out of being banned from the whole planet!" Amy yelled as she was in a full nelson submission hold by Leela and struggled to escape from the hold
"Ok I owe you one. I'll get my new mafia bot goons to help me steal something for you and your ladies. What do you all want? Fanny has a hot tip on some fancy clothing coming in via some pathetic delivery crew to Melcor 3" Bender said as the professor entered the room with a large fur coat
"Good news everyone. We have a delivery to Melcor 3 with some top of the line clothing" The professor said
Naruto Leela and Amy gave Bender flat looks at this
"Hey I didn't know it was us. Fanny is so going to get it tonight!" Bender grumbled as he went to change the channel
Before anyone said anything the tv channel switched to a live newsfeed of president McNeal
"Monument beach has been attacked by aliens from the Planet Omicron Persei 8. I wish to stop any true hostilities so we will be cutting to Lrr. ruler of Omicron Persei 8. We shall strive to give him whatever they want" the president said as the feed cut to a large group of large green aliens in capes
"We want McNeal! Bring us McNeal" The alien ruler demanded as it cut back to the president
"we shall not surrender a single earthling. Especially ones named McNeal" the president said nervously "all fighter pilots are hereby ordered to protect the earth" the president said nervously before running away to cower in the white house
"Nice to know politics are still the same a thousand years later" Naruto said with a flat tone as he watched this
"... so how boned are we?" Bender asked curiously
"Probably very" Naruto sighed as he shook his head
"Welp. Been nice knowing you meatbags. I'm gonna go loot once the riots start" Bender said as he grabbed an empty sack and a crowbar
"Naruto, Amy do either of you have any rich contacts we can use to speak with the president?" Leela asked
"I'm on it" Naruto said as he took out his phone and hit the speed dial before a hologram of Mom appeared in front of him
"What do you want you old goat? I was about to take a shower" Mom asked irritated
"And just like that I'm asexual. Thanks, brat. Your children are the continuation of our bloodline now" Naruto deadpanned
"Oh don't be such a smart ass. Now what do you want?" Mom asked as she rolled her eyes
"We have an alien invasion situation and I need a meeting with our punk ass president" Naruto said
"That spineless fool? Hah! Not an issue. Do me a favor let me know if he shit himself once the omicronians said the name McNeal! I have a bet with Leo Wong on this" Mom said with a smile
"There is any doubt?" Naruto asked with a smile
"He thinks that he only pissed himself" Mom cackled as Naruto laughed at this
"…..I'm starting to see how they are related" Amy admitted grappling with Leela before Leela slammed her into the floor on her back
(later at the white house)
Naruto, Leela, Amy, Bender, Thog, Kug, and Ornik were in the oval office thanks to Mom getting them a meeting. The amazonians acting as Bodyguards for Naruto
"It is an honor to meet the richest man on Earth. Tell me what can I do for you To help support our forces against the omicronians" McNeal asked with a smile
"Nothing too hard Mr President, Bender do it!" Naruto said with a smile before he yelled at his friend
"Do what?" McNeal was asking before Bender smacked him in the back of the head with a shovel knocking him out
"Alright let's bury the Body" Bender said as he grabbed a bag and shoved the knocked out president inside
"No we're taking him to the omnicronians mothership on monument Beach. Thog carry him" Naruto ordered
"Yes prince" Thog nodded as she held the sack
"How are we gonna get past the president's secret service?" Leela asked as they walked towards the door where she knew several men were waiting on the other side
"easily. We go out the window" Naruto said
"Oh please watch a pro whiskers" Amy said as she opened the door showing the two secret service team member who she handed 2 fat wads of money "you didn't see nothing" she said
"yes miss Wong" the two said as they saluted her
"... how the fuck?" Leela asked wide eyed at this
"Pro tip, money controls the government in all its facets. I could've made them run around in tutus for a month and they'd do it for some fat cash" Amy explained with a smirk
"Huh may need to do that more. Regardless let's go drop off this dumbass" Naruto said as the group started to leave
(Later Monument Beach)
Naruto and the others were walking into the throne room of the omicronians main ship seeing as they had called ahead and had been let in
"I am Lrrr. Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!" Lrrr announced from his throne
Naruto held his hand up "I'm Naruto Uzumaki of earth and me and my group have brought you McNeal" Naruto said as he gestured to Thog who opened the sack and dumped the president out
"Ah! You traitors! Um h-hello Mr L-Lrrr ruler of Omicron Persei 8" the president said nervously
"What is this?! This Isn't McNeal! this is some fool masquerading as a leader!" Lrrr roared reaching for his ray gun
This got snorts of laughter from Bender and Amy before Leela gave them looks silencing them
"Wait this isn't the McNeal you're looking for?" Naruto asked as Lrrr blasted McNeal with a rat gun
"Of course not! McNeal wears short mini skirts and fights for her clients in a man's world!" Lrrr shouted
"Huh sounds like a Tv show from back in your time" Leela mused
"That's cause it is" Naruto said as he rubbed his forehead you guys mean Jenny McNeal single female lawyer don't you?" he asked
"Finally! A human who's not a moron! Yes thats what my husband has been talking about!" Ndnd the wife of Lrrr and queen of Omicron Persei 8 yelled out
"What is an alien species doing wanting to see a show that's over a thousand years old?" Leela whispered to Amy
"I'm gonna guess that the old satellite feed from back then finally reached them and something they don't like happened" Naruto said as he looked at Lrr
"Yes. The series finale episode had cut off in the middle of broadcasting to us!" Ndnd explained
"Ouch my condolences" Naruto said as he winced as while he wasn't a fan of the show he could sympathize
"I have had enough waiting. Human produce the final episode for us. For every day we are denied our show we shall raise the planet's temperature by one million degrees. For five days!" Lrrr demanded
"Woah woah your majesty. I'm sure we can come to a reasonable solution. Amy you were telling me about streaming services from after I was frozen. Is there a possibility the final episode was re-released?" Naruto asked
"Oh sure nostalgic tv shows is a major thing all it would take is a quick search" Amy said pulling out her phone
"What is this streaming?" Ndnd asked curiously
"It's what we use now. It let's us watch whatever we want when we want and you don't need to wait except for new episodes if it's a new show" Leela said explaining
"Fascinating. And our final episode would be on one of these streaming services?" Ndnd asked
"It's your lucky day your show is on Hulu and yes they have the final episode. Reshot from scratch after some idiot delivery boy apparently spilled beer on the broadcasting equipment a thousand years ago" Amy said
"what a dumbass" Naruto shook his head
"Hmmmmm very well we will spare your planet and if these streaming services are as good as you say we may reward you with our secret of immortality" Lrrr said firmly as he put his blaster away
The group blinked at this before Bender groaned "Immortal meatbags! Noooooo!!" Bender yelled out in horror
"Uh how about you just form an alliance with our planet? Allies and friends mean a bit more plus immortality would just cause a lot of problems for our planet. Like a serious amount of problems" Naruto admitted
"An alliance? You're quite brave to propose such a thing human, What are you to your planet?" Lrrr asked with narrowed eyes at Naruto
"Just a simple delivery man that was somehow named prince of the amazonians" Naruto admitted
"Ah so you must be a brave warrior then hmmmmm. Very well then if there are some good shows on these streaming services then I will approve an alliance with your species" Lrrr said with a nod at this
"I recommend One Piece it will last you a long time" Naruto said with a chuckle
"One piece? Are there multiple pieces? Is the sequel two piece?" Ndnd asked confused on the name
"It's about pirates looking for treasure and they don't know what the one piece actually is." Naruto said deciding to keep it simple
"Nerd" Bender said as he coughed into his hand until Thog smashed her fist into Bender's head
"No insult One Piece Metal man" Thog said getting looks towards her "Thog big fan of Hancock. Watch with prince one night after rough mating" Thog said
"Ah a mystery, wonderful! Me and my wife enjoy a good mystery. Very well. We shall leave the planet for now and send a message of whether we will have our alliance or not another time. After we watch a few shows first" Lrrr said
"If you need more recommendations feel free to call" Naruto said with a smile before they left the throne room
"... so the president's dead." Bender said after they left the ship
"Yeah but the planet is safe I count this as a win" Naruto said as he sighed in relief
"Only if they actually like what they find on streaming services" Amy said as she did a silent prayer
(Days later)
Days later everyone at planet express was watching a news report in the meeting room
"And today an alliance was formed today between the people of Earth and the planet Omicron Persei 8" Linda said with a smile showing footage of Lrrr signing a document…. Wearing a white and black hat while Ndnd was wearing a straw hat
"Told you they'd like One Piece" Naruto said smugly
"Ok you were right" Amy admitted as she shook her head
"Did it hurt to admit that Skank?" Bender asked with a smirk before Amy kicked him to the floor