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The Many Mismatches of Vlad Masters
Chapter 6: An EXERCISE in Patience
Vlad had arrived home, in a bad mood. More so than usual. He opened the door and slammed it shut.
"WHAT A LOAD OF SNICKERDOODLES! I cannot believe that woman! And I actually got ROBBED AND STUCK WITH THE BILL?!..." Vlad grumbled, his mood getting worse as he recalled his so-called date.
And to top it off, he's not even a quarter of the way done with these women. His cat Maddie went to his side as the bitter fruit loop sighed bitterly.
"Oh, Maddie. What a terrible night. I was stuck treating a terrible woman I wouldn't trust with my lunch order, much less to grant me an heir..." He said as he picked up his cat and went to his couch.
He started to vent to his cat, complaining about the experience and explaining all the details to his pampered pet.
After spending hours washing dishes in order to compensate for the exorbitant amounts of money he'd spent on that no good thief who robbed him, to add insult to injury, the police couldn't arrest them since they managed to escape!
HOW COULD THINGS POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!
"Rough night, Vladdy?..."An irritating voice was heard.
Vlad turned to see the short being 61394, the snarky Neo and smirking FP. All of them were sitting at his table, drinking from his crystal glass filled with cola.
" I see you got to know Shego..."FP said in amusement, making it clear that they expected this outcome.
Vlad watched with irritation as the magical beings twirled around the drink in their hands before taking a sip as if it were fine wine, letting out a satisfied exhale before putting the cup down on his table without a coaster.
If Vlad had access to his powers right now, he'd vaporize these three for that insult alone.
"Try it Vlad. Even with your powers, you wouldn't last a second..." 61394 said with a grin that went from manic to savage.
A look that promised pain worse than what Pariah Dark himself could unleash if he had his crown.
"Part of me wants you to have your powers back, just to show you how unthreatening you are to us..." Neo said.
"And part of me just wants to see you take this seriously for once..." FP said, arms crossed.
"Have you come to mock me for my pain again?!..." Vlad asked, irritated.
"You have no right to talk about pain after all the people whose money and businesses you stole, the kids who you infected with a terminal case of ecto acne or one who you use as a guinea pig to pilot your stolen ectoskeleton?..." 61394 listed, sounding bored but peaved.
"Oh, I forgot the times you sent ghost assassins to waste your college friend..." He said, finished his drink standing up.
"The irony being he's still in the dark on how much you hate him..." FP said.
"I'm personally waiting to see Jack wise up so he can do the dirty work for us..." Neo said.
"With the way Danny's going, he's going to surpass Vladdy over there in two...no, three years tops..."61394 added
"Cut to the chase, why are you three pains in a location I can't name because there's a lady present really here?..." Vlad demanded.
"You're on Strike 2 there, Dracula..." Neo said.
"Pardon?..." Vlad asked.
"You haven't been a very good date..."61394 said.
"That's putting it mildly..." Neo said.
"Duh. Neither Spectra nor Shego seemed to really enjoy their time with you. As fun as it is watching you get thrown around like a ragdoll, you need to actually treat them with more respect..." FP said.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!..."Vlad asked, sounding outraged.
"One of those so called women INSULTED me and the other literally ROBBED me! And you are saying I'M the one who should be more respectful?! How is that suppose to be fair?!..."He shouted.
"We never said that this was suppose to be fair...while I don't approve of Spectra and Shego's actions...in their defense, you weren't exactly what anyone would call Prince Charming..." FP said.
"Indeed. In fact, if you hit Strike 3, we're not only taking your powers away permanently, we're taking everything..." Neo said.
"Everything?..." Vlad questioned, as they reminded him of the terms of their "deal".
"Your cars, your mansion, even your Packers memorabilia... which has the colors swapped but I suppose that's how they avoided lawsuits...like we said, both Shego and Spectra gave you lousy scores. One more and you will automatically lose everything... FP said.
"You can't be serious?!..." Vlad questioned.
"We are. Heck, the boss sent us to tell you to do better or else that'll be another strike and trust me... Vladdy you don't want to get three strikes.." 61394 warned.
"Boss?..." Vlad asked, surprised that these three were just subordinates to someone else.
"Yes, even we who may as well be wizards to you, have someone we answer to. It ain't Superman, in case you ask, though I'd love that..." Neo said.
"And just to show how nice we can be... to a degree... if you treat this next one nice and she gives you..let's say a 7/10 rating...I'll return the Strike card down to zero. But only this once! You get to avoid a marking if the woman in question is intending to do you harm regardless of your actions, but no giving her a reason to wanna maim you..." FP said.
"I'm betting $10 you'd make her lose her temper..."Neo said, smiling in anticipation.
"I actually don't want him to fail..." 61394 said.
"You don't?..." Vlad asked, sounding suspicious.
"Or do I? Honestly, I don't particularly care what you do..." Number Boy said aside.
"But we do care about how your dates are treated...so watch your back since we're always watching, Plasmius...always watching..."FP said in a dramatic way.
"You couldn't resist adding a sense of ominousness, could you?...Neo asked slyly.
"Would you?... "FP asked with a smirk.
"Nope..."Both her friends said, amused with her.
"Whom am I to be forced to woo next?..." Vlad asked, dreading this.
"You'll find out!..." FP, Neo and 61394 went unison as they left vanishing while the villain grumbled.
"Oh...FUDGE BUCKETS!..." Vlad cursed, wishing he could in do something with his powers right now.
As he stormed towards his laptop, he had no idea the three were still in the room, albeit on a different place of existence that he can't interact with.
"So... what do we do before the date?..." 61394 asked.
"I got some free time until my vacation is over. Any ideas?..." FP asked.
"You guys wanna play some Yu-Gi-Oh in case no one from that franchise is in here?..." Neo asked.
"No..." The two went in unison with slight disinterest.
"Fine..." Neo went in disappointment as he stormed off.
Hopefully the next mismatch would be entertaining enough to make him forget about it
Later
After spending 20 minutes of breaking his own personal non Packers items in a fit of rage, Vlad reluctantly went on with his "business".
Now, he went online to give his score for his previous so-called date.
He gave Shego a one as a score...the lowest he can go.
"She is a lousy date...but she might possibly be useful to me as muscle in the future...AFTER I get revenge on her!..."Vlad thought, seeing that as her only use.
Now, he had gotten message about his next date and knew it was time.
"Let's just get this over with..." Vlad thought, dreading and hating it as he read this.
User Name: Tough-slaff
Age: Mid 40's
Gender: Female
Height: 6"01'
Weight: 150 lb.
Star Sign: Leo
Home Town: Amity Park
Physical Description: BIG AND BEAUTIFUL!
Personality: No tolerance for the weak here!
Likes and Interests: Sports, football, the outdoors, sandwiches, being listened to.
Type of person I wish to date: NO WIMPS!
Vlad frowned as he skimmed through the profiles description with a sour scowl on his face, one hidden by a hand going down his face.
"Wonderful, this one sounds less fit and alluring than the last two..." He grumbled, in anger.
Women who were not slim were not his type, he was shallow like that. Then again, women who are not Maddie were not his type either.
"Well... maybe I'll get lucky and she gets sick? Who knows..." Vlad went as he shut his laptop after reading where it will take place and walked away.
"Hmm... maybe I could clone that Shego if she says no to working for me? I'll put a pin on that..." He muttered.
With that, he showered and readied for bed, not looking forward to the day ahead.
The Next Day
"I would rather be in the Behemoth's stomach than this..." Vlad muttered hating this, as he held a bouquet in his hands.
Vlad frowned as he waited for his date to arrive. He was now at a place most people wouldn't meet.
The good news is that he supposed was that this woman wasn't meeting him at an overly expensive establishment that he'd waste his money on instead of spending it on something that matters to him, like funding his evil schemes.
The bad news was he was waiting outside of a sports' gym and a cafe was next to it, which instead of damaging to his reputation would damage his body.
He saw other women pass by. Despite only lusting for Maddie, he would rather these women be his date, based on the description of who he's meeting.
"I just hope that no one I know sees me here..." He thought, checking his watch again, seeing that this woman still hadn't shown up yet.
Vlad didn't want to stay, though the only one approaching him was some hulkish, bullish man with light brown hair jogging instead of doing the decent thing and driving a car.
However, the man stop in front of him for some reason...and he notice that he was wearing a heart sticker too!
"Hey! You're Cheese heads Fanatic!..." The man said, only for Vlad to get a closer look.
He then said what this "man" was actually a woman...and Vlad felt horror strike him.
"Please not her, please not her, please not her!..."He thought.
"You're my date?!..." This person asked, after jogging over to him.
Vlad was stunned and horrified.
This man...no, this woman...was his date?!
"Wait a minute... I know her..." Vlad said under his breath, finding her familiar but still repulsed.
"I'm on a date with the mayor?..." She asked, sounding surprised.
"What are those robbed lifewreckers thinking?! Pairing me with this bullish brutish thing was considered date worthy to be seen as worthy of my time?..." He thought, horrified at who he's with.
"Well... you're certainly skinnier than the last one..." She said in mild disappointment.
Vlad wanted to go, but he recalled those being who'd broken into his house warned about getting a strike with his attitude made him bite back the lie that she'd mistaken him for someone else.
With GREAT reluctance, he forced a smile on his face and acted like a gentleman.
"Yes, that's me. Vlad Masters at your service...Miss..." He said, saying the last word with great difficulty.
"Tetslaff. Tina Tetslaff..." She said, but didn't sound too impressed with him so far.
"Ah, Danny Fenton's gym teacher. I heard of you..." Vlad said.
"You know him?..." Final asked.
"His parents and I are old friends..." Vlad said.
"That's where I recognize this beast. When I looked at his grades, I saw photos of the teachers at his school..."He thought.
" If not for the abbreviation under the picture, I would have thought you were a man who had a second job as a circus clown..."He mentally insulted her.
However, he knew that he had no choice but to be nice to her or a face the very unpleasant consequences.
"These are for you..."He said offering her a bouquet, one he felt she did not deserve.
"Some flowers to beautify a rhinoceros like yourself..."Vlad thought but didn't say aloud.
"Thanks..." She said as she examined them.
"Can I keep em? I'm gonna keep this short, gotta get back to my workout but hey I don't mind the company..." she says before going towards the door.
"Workout?..." Vlad asked.
"Gotta stay in the best shape possible..." Tetslaff said, gesturing to herself.
"What shape is that? Oval?..."Vlad thought with sarcasm. "My goodness! Frankenstein has a more feminine figure than you do...both the scientist and the monster..."He thought rudely.
"First. Let's grab a bite at this place thankfully, if you want to stick around you can help with my strength training..." Tina said, trying to be polite.
She didn't think from what little she knew about the mayor they'd work as a couple but she figured that it wouldn't hurt if she tried.
Not that Vlad was someone worth wasting her manners on, that's what she thought. Still she just believed she owed it to him and those who set the dating service.
After all, he gave her these flowers.
"You're welcome to join..." Tetslaff said.
Knowing he's on thin ice, Vlad adopted a chivalrous look.
"Then, it is here we sha-..."
"Are you coming?..." she asked, sounding impatient again.
Vlad nodded, hiding his displeasure.
"At least this time the torture will be brief..." Vlad thought before he followed after this woman.
He was wrong. Dead wrong.
It was just beginning of his suffering.
Inside
Vlad and Tina were now inside the establishment, neither too enthusiastic about the other. Their displeasure had most of the same reasons, namely the size and body type of the other, yet both were committed to continue.
Granted, the last part was for different reasons.
The two found a booth, drinks were ordered and they were left alone. Vlad was starting to wonder if his fortune and powers were worth it.
Now, they were on their "date" and trying to enjoy it. Emphasis on "trying".
Vlad to ensure he didn't get a low score asked some general questions giving the so-called woman a chance to talk about herself.
Not that he was paying attention to where she was from or what her family did. He was more concerned about the game.
"I wish I could get closer..." Vlad thought.
He looked around seeing on a nearby television the Packers game was on playing against the Spotsville Leopards.
Vlad scowled watching the other team's offense make it to the end zone breaking through his beloved Packers defense. Vlad hated that team and always had they were one of the packers biggest rivals and had robbed them of their place in the Super Bowl last season.
It hurt his pride as the Packers' biggest fan.
"Once I make Maddie mine and keep Daniel in line, I will buy the Packers and destroy those rotten alleycats..."' Vlad thought with a scowl, thinking at the very least this date would be quick and painless.
"Maybe an accidental fire in the stadium or I could overshadow the team owner and implicate him in some sort of crime that will destroy the teams reputation and force them to disband' thinking at the very least this date would be quick and painless..." He considered.
Focused so much on his plans for revenge against a football team were much more interesting than whatever his date had said
This date would be a breeze, he thought...Besides watching his beloved team lose.
That is until he heard his date cheering for the leopards.
"WHOOHOOO! GO LEAPARDS. SHOW THOSE WIMPS WHO'S BOSS!..."She cheered, holding up her drink.
Others in the restaurant cheered with her, all of them rooting for the leapards.
Vlad looked around, noticing for the first time all the leopards paraphernalia on the wall helmets banners a signed ball.
" Oh, good heavens, I'm dining in a leopards restaurant!..."He thought, horrified.
Suddenly, Vlad felt his skin crawl. So much so that Shego almost knocking him out felt like something he took for granted.
"I think I'd prefer to be robbed again..."Vlad thought, horrified to be on a date with a Leopards fan.
If anyone from Green Bay saw him here, he'd never be able to buy the Packers!
Not that he ever had a chance anyway, but he refused to accept that.
He hid his displeasure with a smile.
"You are a Leopards fan?..."He asked, his eye twitching.
"Since I was a kid. it's always a good day when the boys from Green Bay get their butts handed to them..." Testlaff said, unaware that how disgusted the toxic fan across from her was.
Vlad wanted to scream upon hearing that and yell at her not to insult the Packers.
He was about to go onto a rant and berate her for daring to insult his beloved team, but someone was here to remind him of a certain warning.
He bit his tongue and resisted calling out the woman out for being as dim witted as she was ugly. Something he would have said to a leopards fan in a heartbeat if it wasn't for those robed pests.
Tetslaff's shouts of victory were droned out by his thoughts of anger and hate.
"This is a torture! worse than any that rule obsessed Walker can devise..."Vlad thought, truly hating this.
At least there was some good when he saw the packers make a mad dash down the field the leopards defense hot on his heels, scoring a touchdown.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!..." Vlad muttered under his breath, letting out a happy cheer when the packers scored.
"Touch down, huzzah..." He added, pleased.
This caught Tetslaff's attention and not in a good way.
She glared at him, in an almost accusing manner.
"Wait...Cheesehead fanatic? I thought that nickname was familiar! You're a Packers fan?!..." Tetslaff asked.
"No wonder some students think you're crazy..." She added.
"Of course that's what a Leopards fan would say..." Vlad said with venom in his voice, forgetting about his situation.
And the leopards wouldn't be the only ones making him regret it.
"What was that?!..." Tetslaff questioned, looking ready to punch him for that.
Vlad was losing his temper, only to see three robed figures at the entrance, staring at him.
They were the three who had been responsible for his plight.
NeoMark, deciding to play up the horror of their presence more, held up the peace sign. He then raised a finger, making it clear he was letting Vlad now he'd get his third strike.
Vlad's eyes widened in horror as NeoMark motioned clawing his neck.
"Does he have to do that?..." FP asked.
"Have to? No. Does he want to? Yeah, it's hilarious mocking the cheesehead..." 61394 said.
The three disappeared.
Vlad cleared his throat, deciding to put on a more chivalrous attitude to get off the thin ice he felt was starting to crack.
With a quick thought, he smiled.
"I'm sorry...my dear. I got too invested in the game and I didn't mean to lose my temper..." Vlad said through gritted teeth, feeling shame at apologizing to these people.
The only thing more horrible would be if he had to apologize to a Dimmsdales Pirates fan.
"Well... I suppose that's what fans do..." Tetslaff said, calming down.
Seeing her calmer, Vlad knew that he had to do some damage control to avoid a bad score and losing his powers and his fortune.
"Perhaps I can join you on the rest of your workout..." He offered, hoping that would keep him from getting a low score.
His date seemed to consider it for a moment before nodding.
"Fine but you'd better keep up..." Tina answered.
"Of course..." Vlad said, thinking it'd be easy.
He thought he was being smooth, she thought but her parents didn't raise a fool she'd notice from the beginning the horrified looks he'd snuck at her figure and how he hadn't heard a word out of her mouth. Not even when she'd asked about himself or his thoughts on education.
One would think a politician would always have a ready answer for questions regarding education. Instead, he kept dodging the question entirely.
She didn't care if he was the mayor, she didn't like that he was a Packard as fan and that he wasn't listening to her.
His offer of working out with her was just a cheap way of buttering her up for some reason. Why? She didn't know, but she wanted to test him to see if he was sincere or not.
"Alright mister mayor, let's work out..." Tina said, having plans for him.
Vlad smirked internally, thinking he got the upper hand over this. And he was glad that he no longer was he forced to spend money on something.
"This shaved buffalo is a underpaid middle aged high school gym teacher. How tough could a workout with her be?..." Vlad thought, underestimating her.
His answer came faster than he thought...and it would NOT be as he expected.
Later
His answer came in a way he didn't expect.
After renting gym clothes and spending the past hour with his date acting as a personal trainer, Vlad found himself worn out, knees weakened, face soaked in sweat and back arched
I can't take it anymore"!..."Vlad thought as he did some very painful ab crunches.
"Just a bit more! What are you?! A man or a mouse?!..." Tetslaff insisted, not caring about his suffering.
After another 10 minutes of torture, Vlad gasped and wheezed, grabbing a water bottle and gulping down the bottles entire contents in a single gulp.
"I suddenly miss Shego assaulting me..." He panted, feeling a burning pain in everything under his chin.
The 'workout' had been nothing short of a torture session that had included 100 ab crunches, lifting weights that had weighed more than Jack Fenton's dense head and swim 50 laps at the gymnasium.
All the while, his date hardly looked winded having done the work out along side him while shouting things such as insults in an attempt to push him.
"Come on maggot, pick up the pace and lift your knees harder!..." She shouted, hand extended outward to indicate where he must go.
Vlad pushed himself to continue, the thought of getting his powers back being the thing that motivated him.
"When I am out of this horrid program, I'm taking a month off at a private spa!..."He thought.
Once done, his so-called date sent him a critical look.
"I'm mildly impressed..." Tina said before taking a reasonable sip from her own water bottle.
"I saw recruits back in the corps lose their lunches after the first time they ran this routine the first time..."She added.
"The corps?!..." Vlad asked, wondering about her background.
Tetslaff raised an eyebrow at that.
"United State marine corps, drill sergeant... now a high school gym teacher. Don't you remember I told you at lunch?..." She asked knowingly, because she knew he hadn't paid attention.
Vlad paled because he had no idea... because he hadn't paid attention to the woman's stories in the least.
Vlad's eyes darted away as he tried to find a cover.
"Of course a brute like this would be in the military...That's all they're good for..." He thought with a internal sneer, thinking it was a job for those who were beneath a rich snob like him.
But he couldn't say that. He knew that he couldn't.
Vlad needed to say something to cover that he didn't pay attention to her the first time. And he needed to be quick.
"Oh yes, certainly...I remember though... forgive me, I'm not used to such strenuous exercise like you are... my dear..." Vlad said 'sweetly', and trying not to lose his lunch.
Miraculously, she didn't seem mad and even smiled slightly for some reason.
"Well... you aren't bad. Keep it up...it'll get easier Mr. Mayor and you can be in a half decent shape for a man your age..." She said, being honest. "I would know, I've got a couple years on you...maggot..." She said, twisting the proverbial knife mocking how out of shape he was.
Vlad gritted his teeth at that, trying to hold himself.
"Calm down. You need this she-beast to give you a GOOD score!..." He thought, keeping his temper under control.
Just barely.
All the while, Tetslaff judged him mentally.
'Kids like Fenton and Foley are in better shape than he is...and they're at the bottom of the class. Still, he IS trying. So, that's something..."She thought, before continuing with the torture...I mean, work out.
Later
After another grueling hour, it was over.
Vlad spent 20 minutes in the showers, washing the sweat off.
"I never thought I'd think this... but I am eating like Jack Fenton tonight..." He thought, tired and starving.
He would soon meet with Tetslaff at front.
"I gotta say...you did better than I expected...not exactly the best...but good enough...I guess..." Tesslaff said, not sounding impressed but not disappointed either.
"Thanks...I think..." Vlad said, mentally frowning at the backhanded compliment.
To his shock, she smiled at him.
"I was mildly impressed ..." She said.
"After all that, I will take mildly impressed…" Vlad thought.
'So...uh...how would you say this date was...on a...scale of one to ten?..."He asked, trying to sound casual.
Tetslaff thought about it and tried to act like she wasn't disappointed.
"Like I said...not exactly outstanding but good enough...so...maybe seven...seven and a half..." She said, trying to sound hard to get.
"Thank goodness..." Vlad thought, relieved that his suffering wasn't for nothing.
"So, looks like it's over..." Vlad said, wanting to finish this.
"It is…" Tetslaff responded.
"Well, this has been lovely. It's been a pleasure to spend time with you..." He lied, hoping it was all over.
However, his date misunderstood his intentions and frowned.
"Hold it right there, Buster. I don't kiss on the first date..." Tina said, she chose shaking his hand instead.
"Um...okay..." Vlad said, glad to hear she didn't kiss on the first date.
He didn't want anything like that.
Unfortunately for him, she decided to make an exception of sorts.
"Still, but you're not that bad...so, I guess this is fine..." She said, leaning in towards his cheek with her lips.
Vlad felt a shudder of revulsion, being kissed by a woman who not only wasn't Maddie, but didn't even look like a woman.
"Think of your fortune...powers... and chance at freedom..." He thought, having to endure it.
It was an utter betrayal to Maddie...kissing a woman besides her but for the sake of his fortune it was one he'd endure to keep what was rightfully his.
"Think of Maddie..." He thought, trying to keep his lunch.
Once it was done, Vlad knew he had to wash his face when he gets home...after he boiled his cheek.
"It's been nice, Mr. Mayor but I've got to get back to my work out. Can't keep holding back to keep an eye on you. Bye..."She said before jogging off, leaving Vlad in the dust.
Once she was out of sight, Vlad slouched in exhaustion.
'What a relief. Its finally over..."He thought, wanting to go home before a Packers fan saw him.
Walking towards the gym's exit, only once he was back in the car did he realize the meaning of her back handed insults and scowl.
"Wait a minute... was she calling me weak?!..." He questioned.
He was angry, but groaned in soreness and exhaustion due to the kind of toll her workout had on him.
"Ow...too tired, not now. The moment I get my powers back, I will ensure that woman suffers a terrible accident I could pin the blame for it on Daniel..."He thought, it was perfect until a note appeared on his dash.
"If you hurt any of your past dates, even after the dates... you forfeit your powers..." -FP, Neo and 61394.
"PS: Don't forget to give Miss Testlaff a rating on the website..."
"OH, FUDGE NUGGETS!..."Vlad scowled driving off in a huff, wondering how he could make those beings pay.
He then went back to his house.
If he still had his fortune at the end of this mismatch season, he'd spend a whole month in a resort to recover from Tetslaff.
However, he suddenly parked due to a personal reason.
"Well... I never thought I'd do this but..." He thought as he went through various sites on his phone, finding a number before dialing.
"Hello? Is this Crusty's Pizza and Pasta? I'd like to make an order..." Vlad said, placing a big order for when he made it home.
Meanwhile
At Fenton Works
Danny, Sam and Tucker were in the living room, watching TV.
Despite that it's been hours since his brief meeting with Kim Possible, Danny was still on cloud 9. Sam looked disapprovingly as Tucker snickered.
"Too bad Kim can't join us..." Tucker jokingly said.
Sam ribbed him for that as Danny sighed fondly.
"Yeah..." He went.
"Danny... knock it off. She'd probably be more into Phantom than Fenton..." Sam reminded him.
"I'm okay with that..." Danny said quickly.
There was a Packers and Leopards game on the TV, that they barely paid any attention to.
"Oh yeah? What are you gonna tell her on your honeymoon?..." Sam questioned sarcastically.
Danny rolled his eyes.
"It's not like we're dating, much less engaged..." He said before getting up and morphing. "Granted, I'm not against that..." He then uses his powers of ice to create a rose-shaped construct of it.
"Still... I feel a lot more lucky with girls than usual..." He then morphed back and placed the ice rose in his glass of water.
Jack and Maddie, thinking there were ghosts, stormed up only to see the kids watching the game.
"Aww... must've been a glitch in the sensor..." Maddie said, looking at her handheld device.
"Oh, the big game..." Jack said.
"Yup..." Danny said.
He wasn't much of a football fan, but he always root for the Leopards because Vlad was a Packer fanatic.
"Huh, I didn't know Danny and you kids were Leopards fans..." Maddie commented, having never seen them watch a game outside of gatherings.
"Me neither, Mads..." Jack said.
"We're just casuals..." Tucker went, only watching it for the same reason Danny does.
"They are...I pretty much hate all sports that glorify meatheads and cheerleaders..."Sam said, in her usual soapbox way.
"Uh...okay..."Jack said, unsure how to respond to that.
With that, the two left.
"Oh well, no ghosts here. Let's get back to work..." Maddie said.
"Okay, if only because this game's got some pretty low stakes. I'm sure Vladdie's catching it..." Jack said.
The husband and wife went back down to the lab, leaving the kids alone upstairs
All of them unaware of what Vlad was actually doing right now.
-To be continued-
Next time on The Many Mismatches of Vlad Masters
A Fairly Odd Date
A/N(1): I dedicate this chapter to my family, my friends and my love for God :)
A/N(2): Special thanks to NeoMark, BeConfizzled Writter, Luiz4200 and 61394 for all of their help. You guys rock :)
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