This is a two chapter update and unedited.
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"Edward! This is what you spent my money on? This pixie fucking awful wedding. How dare you spend my money just because I had to give you access because I "accidently killed some very white supremacists in the 70's"
The groom took a step back at his 'grandfathers' yelling, like the stupid eternal teenager he is. Then he took another and another until he was behind Bella, using her like a shield. Charlie, seeing this ripped his arm away from the blonde currently holding it and tried to march toward the altar. Tanya being the strong vampire that she is, only grabbed the back of his jacket to hold him back.
Harry then turned toward his wayward 'son', "What kind of fucking parent are you young man? I taught you better than this. Spending money on this fuckery when you could have had a real wedding. Do you not remember your own?"
The human guests were looking on at this situation with a 'wtf' kind of look on their face. They had so many questions. Most of all who is the hot guy up front and is he single?
There was one human that looked at the interrupting man with a look of confusion. She had seen that face before. Renee's face went red as she remembered how she had known the man. Woodstock 99' was wild.
On the other hand the vampires were looking on with glee and dread. Some did not know the man but loved that the Cullens, particularly Edward, were getting scolded like they were a child. Though, to many they were.
The green eye, apparently a very very rich and handsome man- seriously so many people want his number- proceeds to rip some of the flowers. As well as knock over some of the really random statues.
"This is all mine. So I'm gonna take this", Harry plucks some bows, "and this", he takes the finger food, that was completely unnecessary for half the guest list. It starts to pile in his arms.
"I like that veil, thats mine"
Bella gasps as this stranger grabs the veil of her head. Turning to Edward, Harry demanded his clothing as he ripped it off in front of everyone before waving his hand to replace Edward's underwear with an adult diaper, many gasps were let out.
The wizard then puts all his belongings inside the veil and makes it a sack to throw over his shoulder. Taking a cane from his personal pocket dimension, he wacks Carlise over the head whilst speaking.
"Stop" Hit. "Spending" Hit. "My" Hit "Money"
"Aren't these kids older enough to get jobs by now, for Merlin's sake stop going to high school"
Tying his veil sack to his cane, that has really cool flames running down the side because it does make you go faster Hermione, he starts walking out.
When he makes it halfway down the aisle, he turns around and goes to his favourite grandchild. Pulling out a potion form his pocket he says "This will give me great grandchildren"
Rosalie slowly takes the vial out of the wizards hands, Carlisle shaking his head behind him mouthing 'no'.
The blonde eyes her 'father' before pulling Emmet out of his seat and rushing at superspeed towards the house taking the potion along the way.
Harry, being the person that he is, commences his journey down the aisle all the while high fiving a frozen Charlie.
The last thing the guests hear is Harry on the phone with the loudspeaker on.
"Aro, neither of us got this one. You're never gonna believe it- Edward was marrying a girl!"
In the background Jane can be heard yelling "BINGO"