ALTERNATE ENDING

KABAAAMMM! Suddenly another explosion rocks Yoshika from behind and she's once again enveloped in smoke and dirt. Tanya immediately switches to her rifle with bayonet and rockets forward at top speed.

Tanya: Now I've got you. If that grenade didn't kill her then it's injured her enough for me to behead her!

Flashback to when Tanya dropped her grenades, she had set one with a delayed fuse when reaching for a fresh magazine for her sub-machine gun. She knew that her grenades alone didn't have enough power to punch through Yoshika's shields so she was going to catch her off guard again. Of the 7 grenades she dropped, 6 exploded against Yoshika's shield and the delayed one landed behind her in the dirt, unnoticed. Tanya was going to have Yoshika's head! Yoshika goes flying forward and drops Reppumaru. She hits the ground hard, her back as well as her legs and arms are badly wounded, however a blue glow already surrounds her and her wounds start to heal quickly. She quickly looks over to her right and seem Reppumaru.

Yoshika: I need to get Reppumaru.

She quickly gets to her knees and looks up… only to see the edge of Tanya's bayonet already at her throat. Tanya speeds on by at full speed and with one swift swipe goes right through Yoshika's neck before she could react.

Yoshika: Eh?

That is the last thing to go through her mind before her head tips forward and hits the ground. It rolls a couple of times before it stops, facing her body. The last cognitive thing that runs through Yoshika's mind is the sight of her own headless torso as it spurts a couple of sprays and then falls over limp. Yoshika's sight goes dark. Tanya stops and plants her feet on the ground. She looks back to see her handy work. She slings the blood off her bayonet.

Tanya: What a fucking pest she was. Well, no matter now. Oi! Being X! I know you're there. Show yourself.

A golden light appears and time seems to stop.

Being X: I am here. An impressive show I must say. You overcame that trial quite well. You should be commended.

Tanya: Oh shut it. Just give me the promise you made. Let me be free of you and have that quiet desk job!

Being X: Indeed. Once you honestly praise me for this victory you will have your peace.

Tanya: Praise you!? Hah! What's there to praise about? You didn't do much to help me in the battle besides your curse you gave me! I WON this battle! Not you! So just grant me the promise you made!

Being X: So you will STILL not praise me for my efforts for you?

Tanya: What part of "FUCK NO!" don't you understand!? If you don't grant my freedom from you, then you'll be breaking your promise that you said you wouldn't! What kind of "god" breaks their promise!?

Being X: Oh Stubborn LITTLE CHILD! That was your LAST Chance to get your freedom from me. YOU have just broken the promise first. The promise was for you to praise me for your victory, THEN I would release you. But since you have violated that oath, then your reward is now void. You shall see more battles, trials, and tests from now on.

A stunned look of horror comes upon Tanya's face. The golden light then begins to fade.

Tanya: Hey wait a minute! I earned it this time! Come back here! WAIT!

The golden light completely disappears and Being X is gone. And black rain begins to fall.

Tanya: ….GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BEING X YOU BASTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

DEATH BATTLE DOOR SLAM (KLANG!)

Announcer: !

Wiz: Well Tanya's big mouth got her into trouble again.

Boom Stick: Sheesh gotta feel sorry for her this time. Well Yoshika may have been a pacifist, but once she got really angry at Tanya she ….. lost her head.

Wiz: *SIGH* The winner, is Tanya von Degurechaff