In a match on teufort, RED Engineer has someone watching his back. (Oneshot and Flash Fanfic)

A young Spy finds himself in a bit of trouble

The story of how Medic was banned forever from making dinner.

America is lost. BLU team has taken over the entire country with an army of BLU Soldier clones. Their motives are unclear; what is clear is that RED team is MIA. The RED Spy has shed his identity to become HitSpy. After a run-in with BLU around Chicago, and a hint of a rumor, HitSpy has boarded a metro train in disguise. He is headed towards Oklahoma, to enact the final Absolution.

Scout has volunteered to test Engineer's newest teleportation system. What he doesn't know is that Engineer may very well have... Miscalculated.

Pauling returns to purgatory.

Bomb Voyage, vampire au (warnings for homophobia and hate crimes)

Practical Espionage, bodyguard au

Sometimes a family is a wizard, a shitty book, and some mortal they stumbled across on the Scottish moors. (Based on quotidianish's MerasMum AU)

The tattoos were Soldier's idea.

The BLU Sniper rescues and befriends an injured owl. Meanwhile, he is haunted by dreams of a cryptic symbol.

When a girl turns up at the base, near death, the mercenaries take her in to heal and rest. She claims to have no idea where she is from, or what her name is, other than the codeword "Zero". Some of them want her gone, while the others want to help, and they must make the decision: will they throw her back to the dust and gravel, or help her regain her lost past?

Spy and Scout get into a nasty fight with each other. Spy wonders what to do about it.

Spy goes shopping for women's fashion. A rather flustered Engineer and a no-nonsense Soldier accompany her.

More Demo/Soldier bittersweet growing old together

Art for this piece made by @quotidianish on tumblr

The truth was, Scout really didn't like alcohol.

RED & BLU, to Demoman & Soldier, to Tavish & Jane. A short story told in colors.

Something strange happened, and now weird freaky mercenaries have been appearing everywhere. Hilarity ensues.

After respawn is unceremoniously shut off, RED and BLU are flung into a life or death battle royale. Who will make it out alive?

Snipes has an out of body sorta thingy dream and visits the rest of the team, helping them rest better. Bad description, just read it luv. (oneshot)

the team gets laid off and scout invites himself to stay with sniper in Australia. Literally just "And they were roommates" Fluff, gay men who are bros, and fixer upper cabin schinaganins! oh, and did I mention this is (sorta) a slowburn?

At risk of being deported, Saxton Hale needs to get his green card to stay in America and keep running Mann Co. However, his best idea is marry an American for citizenship, an American who just happens to be Scout. When the CEO begins threatening the team, Scout turns to Sniper for help to avoid being pressured into the marriage. But Sniper has a plan-Destination: Las Vegas

Upon losing a bet to Soldier, our favourite speedy boi has to wear a bunny costume for a full day, and Sniper thinks it's the hottest thing he's ever seen. Scout picks up on this and makes it his mission to seduce Sniper any way he can. OR: Scout may be terrible with women, but he knows exactly what men want to see.

Spy's touch-starved. Sniper's touch-starved. So, logically enough, they start a mutually beneficial exchange of strictly platonic touch. But, of course, Spy has to make things *complicated.* Read for Fem Fortress, Fluff, Pining, Angst, and idiot lesbians