(A/N): I Hope you all have had a wonderful Christmas and New Year. Enjoy.
Chapter Fourteen: (Love Is Strange)
The morning sun slowly rises up on a beautiful morning as the light makes its way through the small rectangle window. The warm welcoming sunlight shined itself on two recent consummate teens as they were slowly waking up. Moving a little bit in bed, Jason and Goldi managed to rise up before taking the moment to yawn a bit. Goldi rubbed her sleeping eyes before scratching the back of her head, while Jason tried to give his eyes to adjust their surroundings before trying to keep himself from falling right back to sleep.
Goldi looked at Jason for a brief moment before giving a smile. Then she leaned over and placed a kiss on his right cheek. "Good morning, love. Sleep well?."
It took Jason a moment to react as he smiled once hearing that endearment from Goldi. "Why as a matter of fact, I did sleep well. That was the best sleep that I ever had in my life."
Goldi chuckled cutely before laying her head on Jason's head. "The same goes for me as well. Momma was right. Having sex is going to be amazing."
"Amazing?." Jason looked at Goldi. "More like it will be awesome. You feel so good last night."
Goldi wiggled her nose before rubbing it into Jason's nose in a both playful and loving way. "You are one to talk, Love. Your little friend down there felt so good in my bum and mouth. I can not imagine how good it would feel when you put it in my fanny."
"Mmmm hmmm." Jason nodded as he had little to no knowledge of British word terms and meanings. Yet. "Well, why don't we go and get ourselves ready for the day?. Shall we?."
Before Jason could even make the attempt to leave the bed, Goldi instantly grabbed him by his bicep before pulling him back. Then she went to face herself in front of him with a sexy smirk. "Not until we have our breakfast first, Jason."
"Well...okay then, we should eat and then..." Jason was cut off by Goldi.
"Oh, no, I am not talking about food eating. I'm talking about sex eating." said Goldi, licking her slightly dried lips.
That reminded Jason as he remembered. Remembered that he and Goldi were still nude from head to toe. Remembering that both did not put their clothes back on after they had came together last night in deep passion for one another. This helped answered the question that Jason has as to why Goldi was eye-focused down on his lower region. Of course, the male teen can not blame or shame her for her actions, as he too is looking at her firm boobs. It had his attention when he saw them last night.
"It is ladies first, so don't mind if I do." spoke Goldi, when moving down to wrap her mouth around Jason's member.
"Oh, yeeeaaahhh." responded Jason, in such deep pleasured satisfaction.
Meanwhile upstairs in the room, Shrek, who had already washed up and put on his clothes, was currently sitting on the bed that he already made up upon waking up. The Orge was in deep thought on how to get his son out of this situation with that girl. Call him selfish, but Shrek can not imagine living the rest of his days having his only child not being there with him. His thoughts of Jason marrying that porridge-eating, stealing thief of a blonde-haired girl was too much for him to settle into reality. Heck, he had a terrible nightmare about them being married and such all last night.
Speaking of last night. Shrek not only had difficulties struggling to go to sleep but the had help in making it happen. Speaking of the little helper, coming out from the privy chamber with a big smile on her face, Fiona skipped her way over to where Shrek was and sat herself down in a chair that was nearby. Fiona looked at Shrek who was avoiding eye contact with her as she could see that he was still clearly upset about what she had done.
"Either way, Shrek...your son will eventually find true love and one day soon marry. Sooooo...I just helped the encouragement." explained Fiona.
"More like pressuring my son into saying yes to a girl he met not too long ago. That is not how love works." Shrek looked the other way from seeing her face.
Fiona took the moment to take a pause at what to say next. She looked down at her feet while moving them back and forth to help think. "Sometimes it does for stupid reasons. True. But the one thing that is so true about romantic love is that...love is strange. According to what my Mom told me."
Shrek sighed as he got up and turned to face Fiona with an upset facial expression. "You had no right or any say in the matter for the sake of my son."
Fiona slowly nodded. "True. I...I guess that me giving you a good blow was not enough to apologize, much less..."
"Now, you hold it right there, toots." Shrek stepped back from Fiona with his hands out. "I did not expect to have you do something like that to me last night. I was blindfolded by your demand that if we were to share the same bedroom and bed together."
Shrek took a brief pause when his mind reminded him of that night with Fiona. Yes, he can not deny the fact he did quite enjoy that moment of pleasure. Much less feel her hands rubbing all around his manhood. However, he knew from the first contact that her hands were big and a bit more non-human. He eyed Fiona suspiciously as she had that nervous look on her face, letting him know he might be onto her.
"Tell me something, Fiona, does your hands usually swell from time to time?." questioned Shrek.
Fiona shifted her eyes from left to right before looking back at Shrek and answered with quick thinking. "Uh, yes!. I...uh...I uh, I get swollen hands when it gets cold. It is a family curse."
"Huh, is that so?." Shrek still eyed her. "Now, in all honesty, I am a lover of literature and I read a book about all types of family bloodlined illness. But it never talks about hands getting swollen when it gets cold. So, let me ask you again. Does your hands unusually swell from time to time?."
Fiona bit the inside of her cheek as she has found herself in a pickle with no one wanting to pull her out of the jar. Fortune enough for Fiona, someone did for her sake. And that someone is Donkey. Donkey barged right on in without even knocking at all.
"Morning you two!." Donkey spoke with such excitement. "Hope you two are hungry because guess what?. Goldi's Momma is making waffles!. Waffles!. My favorite!."
"Mmmm, waffles you say?." Fiona took the opportunity to escape her interrogation as she got up off the chair and came over where Donkey is. "That sounds wonderful!. Let's get our waffle eating on!."
Donkey grinned. "You take the words right out of my mouth, Princess!. Come on Shrek!."
As soon as Fiona was in-between the doorway, she turned around to face Shrek and stuck out her tongue before quickly exiting. Shrek rolled his eyes.
"That is a child trapped inside a dimwitted woman's body." Shrek said to himself as he decided to walk on out and head down for breakfast.
Upon reaching the last step and heading into the kitchen where the dining table is located.
Shrek found Papa Bear at the head of the table reading the newspaper that he had stolen not too long ago. Then he saw the youngest of the bears rubbing his paws together while licking his mouth when smelling the waffles being cooked. As for the woman bear who is the one making the waffles was humming up a storm.
"Ah, good morning, mate." Papa put the paper down and looked at Shrek. "Hope, you sleeper well, yeah?."
"Yeah, I did. You?." said Shrek.
"Like a little baby." Papa smiled at his new friend and future in-law before straightening the newspaper out to read the same article on the continued side. "You are going to love my wife's homemade waffles. You have not lived if you have not tried her waffles."
"I'm looking forward to it!." said Donkey, who was watching the woman flip another stack.
"Oh, you are just going to love it, Donkey, I put a lot of loving and sweet honey into them." informed Momma.
"Do you need any help?." Fiona politely volunteered to help.
"Oh, no, dear, I am quite good. But thank you anyway." said Momma, before adding more better in the big flat pan.
Papa looked up from the corner of his only one good eye and saw Jason and Goldi come in which made him smile. "Speaking of a lot of loving and sweet honey, look on walked on in. Morning you two love bears."
This made both Jason and Goldi blush at hearing what he just said right before sitting down at the table beside each other. Having a nervous feeling that Papa might know what they did last night. But the two decided to play clueless.
"We have no idea what you are talking about, sir." responded Jason.
"Agree. Papa, I do not know what you are assuming about." Goldi backed Jason up while playing a bit with one of her jewelry.
Baby snickered at the two. "Well, if my nose did not whiff up those sex pheromones from the both of you, then I think it is time for me to go see a doctor."
"Sex?." Jason chuckled nervously. "Who us?. No. Never."
Donkey started sniffing Goldi down from head to toe before she pushed his nose back.
"Hey, mate, I already have a mate. Nose away from me, little donkey." Goldi spoke politely without showing her anger.
"Mmmm hmmm, yeah, I smell sweet sex all over you and Jason." informed Donkey.
"Jason!?." Shrek looked at his son in anger.
"I can explain, Dad. Really!." said Jason, all nervous and scared.
Goldi scolded right at both Donkey and Baby. Showing her bear fangs to show how pissed off she is. "I am going to kill the both ya and then after that I will turn ya into floor rubs for snitching myself and my love's personal affairs out."
Donkey swallow his spit at hearing that scare from the blonde-haired teen. Baby knew better than to press the wrong buttons and crossing the line when it came down to his adopted sister. And he would think he would have learned that lesson multiple times.
"I swell Dad, when I saw her nice big must-grab boobs and amazing those fat buns on an ass, I just found myself pounding her with no control. Honest!." explained Jason in such confession.
"Love!." Goldi looked at Jason with a slightly hurt facial expression.
"Oh, I do not see nothing wrong for two cubs to engage in mating so early, Shrek." Mamma set plates of big stacks of big fluffy thick waffles on the table. "I mean falling in love can make you do that you know. Besides, for my son-in-law and daughter's defence, you and the Princess did some loving up stairs."
At that moment Shrek and Fiona chocked on a piece of their waffles and tried to cough it out of their throats. Fiona had to let Baby give her an immediate helmich maneuver as she was about to turn blue in the face. Papa only had to slap Shrek on his back to make him cough out the piece of his waffle. As for Jason, he is in utter disbelief to what Goldi's mom just said about his father. Him and Fiona?. Doing it?. An Orge and a human?. A princess at that. Goldi can see the shocked look her boyfriend's face as she too did not see that one coming.
"Dad...is that true?. You and Fiona fooled around last night?." Jason had that look of worry.
Shrek had no idea on what to say at that point since he never thought he would be caught, much less explain to his son on what had between himself and Fiona in bed. Let alone what had led up to that moment in time. Now, Fiona should be ashamed for doing something like this to Jason. But to be super honest with herself she indeed enjoyed her actions last night with Shrek. She thinks and believes without a shadow of a doubt and without the guilt that she and Sherk bonded on a deeper level. And to make matters worse on her part, she wanted to do it again. Along with doing other things with Shrek.
"Woooow, Shrek, I never imagine that you will be piping Fiona." said Donkey, in awe.
"It is more like me lubricating his pipe with my mouth and spit..." Fiona got cut from going into further details.
"Fiona!?." yelled Shrek.
"What?." Fiona shrugged. "The cat is out of the bag, Shrek. We might as well come clean and not beat around the strawberry bush."
Fiona looked at Jason with a sad innocent smile. "Yes, Jason, I gave your father some mouth last night. I only did that to make up for what I did if you know what I did, which you should know."
Jason comprehended and understanding on what Fiona is saying. "Well...I guess that is one way of say sorry."
"Sorry about what, Love?." asked Goldi.
Jason quickly said to avoid any fallout drama. "Oh, it is noting for your little head to worry about, Goldi. Now, we eat our waffles and head out before the day becomes the next day?. Huh?."
Papa smiled. "Now, that sounds like an excellent idea!."
"Yeah, I have got suck my teeth into these waffles." Baby took two whole waffles into his mouth. "Mmmm, great."
"Mmmm, it is. Got any syrup?." asked Donkey, while munching his food.
"I only have honey, mate." said Mamma, when getting up to go grab a big jar of honey that she collected from a nearby honey hive.
As Mamma approached the table and set the big jar of honey down in the center of the table, she then got on all fours and went over to Goldi and whispered something in ear. Something that no one can hear, except for Donkey of course.
"Did you happen to coax Jason into pouring honey all over your bottom and fanny as both a lubricant, and good yummy snack for him?. Yes?." whispered Mamma with a grin.
Goldi's face went from normal to blushing red in embarrassment. "Mamma!. No!."
"I understand, dear. You wanna do it on your honeymoon. That is very respectful of you Goldi. I'm very proud of you, darling." said Mamma, smiling before taking her seat.
Goldi can not help but smile at being praised for her good upbringing. She took the moment to look at Jason who is enjoying those waffles in great delight before looking his father, who too was enjoying her mother's waffles to his surprise. It made her smile greatly as she went to resume her eating breakfast of homemade honey-covered waffles. After finishing eating that delicious yummy breakfast and packing what they had brought, they went out of the cabin and resumed their journey to Duloc. On Goldi and her family's part, well more of being Goldi's idea, she wanted to help escort them to their destination before taking off to do what they were planning on doing. Which involves them storing the stolen jewels that they have stolen in their secret underground cave.
During that moment of time of travel, Shrek and Fiona started to get along famously. Fiona is acting way more of an ogre than she is of an actual princess. Heck, she ordered Jason to address her as mom for some odd and strange reason, but he could not say no since she treated him and his father a handmade cotton candy on a stick made from thick spider webs with freshly caught flies, that was bothering Shrek not too long ago. Goldi copied the same passion that Fiona is giving Shrek and Jason, by finding a fresh bee hive and broke it in half and gave the other half to Shrek. Shrek quickly declined since he not really do not want to have any bond with her.
A normal girl would take the hint and just stop while they are ahead. Unfortunately, for Shrek, Goldi is not one of those normal girls. Jason of course appreciated her thoughtfulness which filled Goldi's heart big time. During the time of getting their way on to the desired destination, Shrek been mighty friendly with Fiona throughout that time. Not realizing that it is making everyone think that this two were actually dating. What proved their point is when they reached a running river as Shrek climbed up a tree and bend it down so Fiona can cross over.
"Why thank you, Shrek. How thoughtful of you." Fiona crossed over with a smile.
"Well, get on my back, Goldi so we cross over." said Papa, laying down for Goldi to get on.
"Actually, Papa..." Goldi quickly jumped into Jason's arms. She bats her eyes multiple times to look attractive. "I'm sure that my beloved and caring boyfriend would like to carry me to the other side. Ain't that right, love?."
"Well...uh...Of course, Goldie. We do not want to get your only boots wet now do we?."
said Jason.
Goldi rubbed up against Jason's chest lovingly while being carried to the other side. Donkey was the last to cross but was too late to reach the other side, as Shrek had got himself up off the tree as it swung back and flew Donkey out to the other way and landed hard in the clay dirt. He slowly recovered from dizziness but managed to keep up. Sometime later on they found themselves in a clear grass valley with a few trees and bushes. Baby informed them that they were getting closer. Jason and Goldi were leading the way as the two were enjoying the company of each other.
Goldi made it a bit fun when playfully punched Jason in the shoulder. Jason chuckled as he too playfully did the same to Goldi. Goldi laughed back as she hit him back but this time a bit rough. Jason repeats the same thing while having no idea as to what this is leading to. Goldi rubbed her shoulder as it started to hurt a bit. Then she used her hips to bump Jason a bit rough. Jason did the same and put some weight in it as it pushed Goldi a bit off balance.
"Ok, now, you are going to get it, Jason." said Goldi, smirking as she threw her staff to the side. "You are going to get it now, honey cakes!."
Goldi jumped on Jason's shoulders and covered his eyes with her hands while chuckling like a schoolgirl. Jason tried to pull her off of him but not doing so well as he lost his balance and started to fall down with Goldi holding onto him. Meanwhile, Shrek and Fiona inflated live animal balloons for each other. The two had followed both Jason and Goldi's shenanigans as the two pushed one another to the point Shrek pushed Fiona off her feet. Thus, causing the two to chase one another in a tag game while letting go of their animals as they floated away together.
Jason and Goldi reached the end of the hill and found themselves on top of each other. Goldi on top of Jason. Jason holding her by the waist. The two looked at into each other's eyes. Knowing what each other wants to do next. The two kissed in sweet passion like last night. Having the feeling on wanting to mate again. Shrek and Fiona caught up with them and saw the two making out. Shrek really does not want to see Jason kiss that thief. Fiona loved the sight of the two and found her dumb self caught in the moment.
Without thinking she pulled Shrek by the front of his vest and gave him a quick kiss on the lips. Suddenly in a blink of an eye and in a blink of a light that got Shrek, Jason, and Goldi's attention, Fiona transformed. Transformrd into something that none of them even expected or ever imagined. Fiona became an Ogre.
"Say, what!?." Jason and Goldi said in utter shock.
Shrek was shocked as well as he did not see that one coming. Looking at this side of Fiona, he rubbed the back of his head while looking around. "Well, then...uh...uh...this is kinda unexpected to see."
Fiona finally realized at what she had done as she looked at herself and saw that she was in her Ogre form. Her curse form. Fiona looked at the three with a nervous smile while removing bands of her hair off her face. "Uh...tada?."
(A/N): A plot twist and a cliffhanger!?. Bet ya did not see that one coming, huh?. Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter. Yowie Wowie!.