opening by Neostardustdragin101
(Play star maker by Kana-boon )
Atarimae ga terasu mabushisa ni
Mabuta wo tojita kimi no koto
A calendar appeared flipping through dates landing on the 1980s, a young Scudworth and Mr. B were digging up graves, it fasts forward to Scudworth in front of a pod, one in particular starting to shake up as a pair of red eyes flashed breaking apart revealing a young Naruto Uzumaki jumping into the air with his hands in the air.
Dare no me ni mo furenai kage ni
Hitotsubu no hikari wo soko ni
We flash forward to Scudworth and Mr. B chasing after a young Naruto laughing it up as a council of shadowy figures watched from above.
Mayoi tomadoi yume no mabataki ni
Nagareboshi ga hoho wo tsutattemo
Then a kid Naruto is eating ramen as kid Abe is grossed out by Gandhi showing a large booger laughing. While Joan hides behind a tree nearby
Nuguisatte kureru kurai no
Hito nari no neiro wo kimi ni
Naruto rode in his vespa with Abe, Gandhi, and Joan along for the ride riding through the streets.
Kaerarenai kako ni iro wo nutte iku
Kitto mirai nanairo katate ni paretto
Waratte misete yo
Scudworth screams in terror as the vespa smashed through the office, making him flail his arms in terror as they jumped out, Naruto skateboards through the halls passing by as Cleo is being snapped shot by drooling boys. JFK holds up a football crying out in victory but is knocked down by Naruto as he pushes him into a fountain.
Tatta hitotsu dake negatterun da itsudatte
Saitei na yoru wo nukete
Naruto stood on stage with Gandhi and Abe rocking out with his guitar as the clones cheered.
Michigai kanchigai machigai janakutte
Kokoro kara waraeru you ni
Joan runs her hand over her arm nervously before smiling, Cleo strikes a pose. Abe runs his hands through his hair, messing it up a bit, JFK gives a goofy grin, Gandhi gives a thumbs up while Naruto gives a two finger salute.
Tatta ichido dake isshun no kirameki dake
Sonna yawa na inori janai
The group stands together outside of Clone High posing for a picture including Scudworth and Mr B
Danchigai ni shinjitai tobikoete mou ikkai
Sebandeku kimi no shikai wo bokura no sekai wo hiroku
(japan)
it was nighttime at a shrine in Japan and currently the shrine was closed to tourists
this shrine was a memorial for a great Sage that had been a great leader to his people more than 5.000 years ago, this sages name was Naruto Uzumaki
And in the back of this shrine there was two figures who had broken into the place after it had been closed to tourists for the day
one of the figures was what looked like a short robot wearing a red sweater vest and had what looked like a painted on mustache and hair along with sideburns on his head he also had robot arms and clamps instead of hands, this was Mr Butlertron or Mr B as his companion called him
the second figure with him was a tall and lanky man in a lab coat and was wearing yellow surgical gloves he was wearing glasses and had a small goatee on his chin this was Dr Cinnamon J Scudworth or just Scudworth to his friends……if the mad man had any
"Finally Mr B! we have finally tracked down the home of one of the most powerful historical figures in human history. Soon I will have a clone that will be the pinnacle of my life's work!" Scudworth said with a mad smile as he entered the shrine
"Are you sure the secret board of shadowy figures will be ok with cloning a figure who is seen as a myth Wesley?" Mr B asked with his robot voice as he followed the unhinged Dr
"Nonsense! when looking at the list of figures they gave me to clone they had Confucius listed and I figured why not give them a much better figure that was not only wise but defeated a rabbit goddess!" Scudworth said with a smile as he looked around at all the items on display in the shrine
"….Are you sure you weren't high on cough syrup again when you read this Naruto Uzumaki's history?" Mr B asked as this sounded really farfetched to him
"I said I had a cold!" Scudder yelled waving his arms at this before he knocked over a display which had a very old antique ramen bowl in shattering the display but not the bowl Thankfully
suddenly the alarm went off and the lights on the shrine turned on while sirens were hard
"it's the fuzz! I can't go back to jail!" Scudworth yelled in a panic at hearing this
"grab the bowl it has the target's fingerprint on it!" Mr B yelled after scanning said bowl with his sensors
Scudworth quickly grabbed the ramen bowl and ran towards a window which Mr B jumped through breaking it before the mad Dr followed after him
the two quickly made their escape from here and made their way back to the states
(a few weeks later)
Scudworth was in his lab looking over his latest work which was a small test tube which had what looked like a small baby with spiky blonde hair and whisker marks on his cheeks
"Ah, after many failed attempts I was finally able to get a solid strand of DNA from that ramen bowl and clone the great sage!" Scudworth said with a mad smile
"How are you gonna explain this to the board?" Mr B asked as he approached with a tray of tea and biscuits
"I have plenty of time to come up with an explanation Mr B stop being such a little bitch bot!" Scudworth said as he waved his hand dismissively at the robot
as he was saying this the giant screen behind him turned on showing a image of a older man with short gray hair and wearing a black military uniform this was the leader of the board of shadowy figures
"Uh, sir?" Mr B said as he pointed behind Scudworth at the screen
"I don't want to hear it Mr B just let me bask in my achievement! I was able to successfully clone the great Sage Naruto Uzumaki for crying out loud how about a atta boy for fucks sake?!" Scudworth yelled not seeing the leaders eyes widen at hearing this
"you did what?" the leader asked with a firm tone
"ahhhh!!!! I mean hello my dear board of shadowy figures, how are you all doing today?" Scudworth screamed like a girl before quickly composing himself and smiling at the screen trying to put on a innocent facade
"You were actually able to clone the Sage Naruto Uzumaki?" the leader asked with a hard tone as he glared at Scudworth
Scudworth said nothing to this but kept his smile for about three seconds before he fell to his knees "Don't kill me! I have so much to live for! kill Mr B! he let me do it!" Scudworth yelled out in a panic as he cried helplessly
Me B rolled his eyes at this as he knew this was the most likely scenario from the doctor
the leader thought about this for a few moments and rubbed his chin "ok Scudworth we won't kill you" he said firmly
"hooray! a victory for the S man!" Scudworth said with a smile as he held up his arms and danced in celebration
"as long as you raise this clone and keep a eye on him yourself" The leader said firmly as he glared at the doctor
Scudworth stopped dancing at this before the looked at the leader surprised "say what now?" he asked
"This is a valuable asset you have created Scudworth the great Sage Naruto Uzumaki was capable of using Chakra which made him very powerful, we can't trust some regular foster parents with a asset like this so you will raise and monitor this clone" the leader said firmly
"I am a scientist not a babysitter!" Scudworth yelled not willing to do this
"then we will kill you" the leader said with a no nonsense tone
"I will raise the boy as my own! He will be the second coming of the great Sage!" Scudworth yelled with a happy smile at the leader
"see that he is" The leader said before he hung up making the screen go off
"well that went well Wesley" Mr B said with a somehow sarcastic tone despite his robot voice
"oh it will be fine, how hard can raising a clone be even if he is a clone of the great Sage?" Scudworth asked as he turned to look at the test tube that the clone of Naruto was in
Mr B shook his head at this knowing the mad doctor was really tempting fate by asking this
(two years later)
It had been two years since Scudworth had been assigned to be the foster parent of the clone of Naruto Uzumaki and thanks to the help of Mr B he was making good progress so far……well mostly
"Gah! How can a child eat so much?!" Scudworth yelled as he looked at a food bill while Mr B was feeding a toddler Naruto in a high chair
"Still think raising a child is easy Wesley?" Mr B asked as he fed Naruto who laughed and clapped his hands at this
"We're just lucky that the board is footing most of the bill for this as long as they are happy with his development" Scudworth said as he sighed in relief before he looked at Naruto as he took out a notepad no real changes at age two laughs at Mr B possible that he thinks of h as a toy he said making a note
Mr B gained a flat look on his face at this while Naruto blew a raspberry at Scudworth sending spit at the doctor
"hey! That's disgusting! If you have something to say then say it!" Scudworth said as he hid his face behind his notepad
"Quack!" Naruto yelled as he pointed at Scudworth
this got wide eyes from Mr B and Scudworth
"Gasp! his first word!" Mr B said happily at hearing this
"What'd you call me?!" Scudworth yelled wanting to be sure he heard right
"Quack Quack Quack!" Naruto yelled happily with a big smile on his face as he pointed at Scudworth
"I am not a duck! I am Scudworth!" Scudworth yelled waving his arms in the air at this
"He's just a toddler maybe he doesn't know what he's calling you" Mr B said trying to calm the mad doctor down
"ah yes of course he's just a child he must have picked that up from one of those shows on PBS or something" Scudworth said as he calmed down
"Mr B!" Naruto yelled happily as he pointed at Mr B
"oh come on! Now you're just messing with me- ow!" Scudworth was yelling before a spoon hit him in the head thrown by Naruto causing him to fall to the floor before he grabbed his notepad "subject has a good throwing arm for two year old" he said as he wrote
Mr B smiled at the laughing toddler at this as he continued to feed him
(fourteen years later)
it was a regular day in the town of Exclamation point and it was the first day of the school year for the students of the high-school of the town Clone High
as the students were arriving a teen boy on a orange vespa drove over to the parking lot, he had spiky blonde hair and had whisker like birth marks on his cheeks he was wearing a bright orange coat, black pants, black boots, a orange scarf, and a pair of goggles, he also had what looked like a orange Rickenbacker 4001 guitar holstered on his back, he also had a pair of headphones around his neck which were attached to a walkman which was hanging from his front pocket, this was the clone of Naruto Uzumaki
As Naruto parked his vespa and moved his goggles off his face he spotted three figures in front of the school these three were friends of his and his fellow clones
One was a tall and lanky male teen with white skin short brown hair complete with sideburns, this was Abraham Lincoln or Abe to his friends
another was a short male teen with tan skin who was bald but had some facial hair and was wearing some glasses this was Mahatma Gandhi but just Gandhi to his bros
the final one was a goth looking teen female with red hair who looked really bored before she slugged Gandhi who was looking at her chest this was Joan of Arc
"Damn you got some big man hands!" Gandhi yelled as he helped his head while laying on the floor
"And you don't have a big man nothing" Joan said to Ghandi with a flat tone as Naruto approached
Naruto chuckled at this as he approached his friends. "Let me guess he kept staring at your new figure?" he asked Joan as he looked down at Gandhi
"I gave him three strikes not my fault he used them up within three minutes" Joan said as Naruto helped Gandhi to his feet
"Three minutes? that's a new record for you buddy" Naruto said with a grin at as he held out his hand for a high five to Gandhi who high fived him with a smile
"Do you want the same as him?" Joan asked with a raised eyebrow at the blonde
"Nah I know better then to test you" Naruto said as he shook his head as while he knee he could take Joan in a fight he didn't want to seeing as he saw the goth as a sibling
"How was your summer, Naruto?" Abe asked as they all entered the school
"it was a living hell, that Quack kept trying to have me train in using that chalkra crap" Naruto said with a annoyed tone as they all walked over to their lockers
"chakra" Joan said correcting her friend
"whatever!" Naruto yelled as he slugged his locker making it open
"I don't see the big deal bro, wasn't the OG Naruto super powerful thanks to that stuff?" Gandhi asked curiously
"I might be the clone of that guy, but I'm not him, one thing I'm glad I did not inherit is his weird ass abandonment issues and need to stand out. The guy had a lot of unhealthy issues." Naruto said as he shook his head as he went through his locker
"And you don't?" Joan asked curiously as she watched Naruto throw some empty ramen cups out of his locker
"yea the town has a alarm for when your having a tantrum" Abe said as he watched Naruto throw more garbage out of his locker
"… I'm not proud of it but it's a complicated issue." Naruto said as he closed his now clean locker
"You started a one man riot when principal Scudworth banned ramen from the school for a week after you pranked him" Joan said with a flat tone
"That was abuse!" Naruto yelled at this clearly not happy with this reminder
"You're sounding like Scudworth bro" Ghandi said with a snicker
Naruto's eyebrow twitched at this before he looked at Gandhi "Hey bro come here a minute let me show ya something" he said with a very unsettling smile as he grabbed the neck of the guitar holstered on his back
"Hey Cleo what's up?!" Ghandi yelled as he ran over to another student who was talking to Abe trying to avoid Naruto's eyesight
Naruto chuckled at this as he watched Gandhi try to talk to a teen girl who was talking to Abe
This girl was tall and very good looking with black hair that reached her neck, she was wearing a white shirt and black mini skirt that showed off her figure this was Cleopatra or Cleo
Naruto mentally sighed as he watched Abe try to play it cool with Cleo by leaning against the trophy case, which broke causing his arm to be cut
'I'll give him this much he has a good poker face' Naruto thought as Abe didn't react to this while Cleo walked away from him
He then looked at Joan who was watching this while Gandhi talked to Abe. "So are you gonna tell Abe this year or are you gonna punk out again?" he whispered to her
"You gonna eat something besides Ramen this year?" Joan asked with a annoyed tone
"love you too sis" Naruto said with a chuckle at this as he tussled Joan's hair before he walked away from her to go check on Abe who had walked into the bathroom to check on his cut from the trophy case
Joan rolled her eyes at this glad that while naruto knew her secret he wouldn't tell Abe even if he was best friends with him along with Gandhi
(With Naruto)
Naruto walked into the boys bathroom to check on Abe and saw him and Gandhi talking to a teen boy
he had a brown hair that was stylised in a Hightop and had a muscular body but a kinda dim look on his face, this was John F Kennedy or JFK
"Er eh see you at the party and uh by that I mean I won't! ha ha!" JFK said with a laugh as he walked away from Abe and Ghandi
"You do realize if you have to explain the joke you fail as a comedian right?" Naruto asked as JFK walked past him towards the door
"ur eh who asked you Uzumaki?" JFK asked as he turned to look at Naruto with a annoyed look on his face
"Walk away Kennedy" Naruto said with a firm tone as he glared back at JFK
JFK glared at Naruto for a few moments before he scoffed "you're not worth it. Uzumaki, I have an appointment with The Brontë sisters, not that you would know anything about dating ha ha!" he laughed as he walked away and left the bathroom
naruto scoffed at this not bothered at JFKs dig about his lack of a dating life before he looked at Abe and Gandhi
"still watching our backs since we were kids" Abe said with a smile at Naruto
"Nobody messes with the three amigops!" Gandhi yelled as he held his arms in the air
"we need to get that name changed" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Yea my bad" Abe said as he rubbed the back of his head remembering it was him who misspelled their name tags when they were kids adding a p to amigos, but the name stuck so they kept it
"Ok let's get to class before the Quack puts us in detention" Naruto said as he lead the way out of the Bathroom his two best friends behind him
(later in class)
Everyone was sitting in history class while thier teacher Mr sheepman was making a announcement
"Ok class before class ends miss of ark has a announcement to make" Mr sheepman said as he stopped eating his desk
"I swear that guy sounds like a fey pansexual alcoholic non-human" Naruto whispered to his friends getting snorts form them
"I heard that Mr Uzumaki! I'll have you know I have a son!" Mr Sheepman yelled
"So does Tom cruise!" Naruto yelled with a smile on his face getting laughs from the class
Mr Sheepmans eyebrow twitched at this before the class calmed down and Joan stood up in front of the class
"As you know I am a big supporter of community service, so I am starting a teen help line and I am looking for volunteers Joan said as she looked at the class
as she was finishing her sentence most of the class was already gone Naruto Abe and ghandi however were at the window leading outside
"Guys this is a third story window" Abe said with a worried tone to his friends
"I don't care! I'm going for it!" Gandhi said as he opened the window
"Cheese it she's got us in her sights!" Naruto yelled before he kicked Gandhi out the window and grabbed Abe and them jumped out of the window himself
CRASH!
"Oh god I can see the bone!" Gandhi yelled out in pain
Ghandi no!!!! Abe yelled out dramatically
"It's too late for him!" Naruto yelled dramatically
"…..I need new friends" she said with a flat tone
(Principal's Office)
inside the Principal's office Scudworth was looking through a stethoscope spying on the students while Mr B was cleaning the office
"yes my clones go on about your day and enjoy your lunch hour little do you know, I control your every move" Scudworth said as he spied on the clones
"control? you can't even get Naruto to call you by your name" Mr B said looking up from dusting the bookshelf
"I am getting better! I had him clean his room just the other day!" Scudworth yelled as he moved away from his stethoscope to look at his robot companion
"he did that cause I bribed him with ramen Wesley" Mr B said matter of factly as he went back to dusting
"Just get me my tea and crumpets!" Scudworth yelled out clearly frustrated at this
Mr B said nothing to this as he went onto the back of the office
Scudworth signed at this before he walked over to his desk and sat down and sighed trying to relax
"Dr Scudworth we need to talk" a male voice said getting his attention and when he looked he saw that the leader was in his office
"ah! I mean hello! what brings you here and in person no less!" Scudworth said with a smile after screaming like a girl in surprise
"there are people on the board of shadowy figures that believe that you are completely insane" the leader said firmly
"blasphemy!" Scudworth yelled at this before he took of a paper pirate hat he was wearing and put it in his desk drawer which was full of paper pirate hats before closing it and smiling at the leader as Mr B came out with a tray of tea and crumpets
"the board wishes to see if you are actually capable of understanding these clones so if you wish to keep your job you will have to do a report about what it's like to be a teenage clone" the leader said firmly
"I'll do no such thing!" Scudworth said firmly as he looked at the leader
"then we will have to kill you" the leader said firmly
"I'll title it the life of a teenage clone: a rope of sand!" he said happily as he typed on his computer
The leader nodded at this before he went to leave but paused before he looked at Scudworth. "By the way, how is progress going with the clone of Naruto Uzumaki?" he asked
"Oh most wonderful! he's making great progress with learning about his clone fathers history and his abilities" Scudworth said with a smile as he looked up from his computer
"good make sure it stays that way" the leader said as he left the office
"great progress? he has zero interest in his clone father's history, and he wants to be a writer and musician" Mr B said as he poured some tea for Scudworth and handed it to him
"he's just in his rebellious phase!" Scudworth yelled as he shook his hands from his rage causing the tea he was holding to splash his face "mmmm camomile, oh god it burns! ahhhhhh!" he yelled as he ran around the office in pain from the burns on his face while Mr B rolled his Eyes
(With Naruto)
It was lunchtime and Naruto and his friends were all at the regular teen hangout the grassy knoll for their lunch hour
Naruto was sitting in a booth next to Joan across from Abe and Ghandi eating some Ramen while Abe looked at the popular section of the restaurant where Cleo was sitting with JFK
"Why are you just staring at her?" Joan asked with a annoyed tone as she tried not to let her jealousy show
"I'm trying to think of a way to get invited to JFKs party tonight" Abe said
"Alright! we're moving away from the geek section!" Ghandi yelled as he held up his arms
"they are not geeks they are more real and sophisticated" Joan said as she looked around at the students in the section of the restaurant they were sitting in
"Carver scientifically made a living peanut that can talk over the summer" Naruto said matter of factly as he pointed at a nearby table where a black teen clone of george Washington carver was sitting who had what looked like a living peanut in a jar on his table
"ok they are geeks but they are still better company then the popular crowed Abe" Joan said consending to Naruto's point
"this isn't about becoming popular this is about not having to hold my buttcheek and pretend it's a fires breast" Abe said as he got up from the table
this got silence from Naruto Joan and Gandhi who looked at Abe with bewildered looks
"…….TMI dude" Naruto said as he shook his head at this
"Abe, I want you." Joan said as Abe walked towards cleo and JFKs table
"Want what?" Abe asked confused looking back at Joan
"I want to wish you luck! yea that's it!" Joan yelled with a nervous smile getting a nod from Abe before he walked away from the table
Naruto facepalmed at this . 'Is this what my original was like? Geez Abe acts like those protagonist you get in Shounen anime.' he mentally groaned at his friend's ignorance
Abe walked over to JFKs table but before he could say anything JFK was already in his face
"Listen here Lincoln, ur eh you and your friends are not invited to that party!" JFK said as he jabbed his finger into Abes chest
"I'll bring the beer" Abe said saying the first thing he could think of
"I'll see you and your friends tonight!" JFK said as he dragged Cleo out of the restaurant who sent Abe a smile as she left
"All right! we're in! So how are you getting the beer?" Gandhi yelled as he approached Abe
"I have no idea" Abe said with a blank look on his face
"I can handle getting the money at least" Naruto said knowing for any attempt to get beer they would need money
"Are you gonna scam Scudworth again?" Joan asked with a knowing look at Naruto
"You know me so well sis Naruto said with a smile at this
"you would think he would wise up after you scammed him into buying a ramen stand when you were six" Abe said with a chuckle at the memory
"Hey his loss our gain" Gandhi said with a smile as they all left to go back to school
(Principal's office)
Scudworth was at his desk typing away at his computer trying in vain to fake his way through his report
"Damn it! How hard is it to write a report?! Scudworth yelled as he slammed hisbfists on his desk
before Mr B could respond the office door was kicked open by Naruto
"Hey Mr B, hey you Quack, I need some money! my moped is on the fritz again and I need a professional to fix it!" Naruto said greeting Mr B with a smile before he yelled at the Principal as he entered the office
"hello Naruto" Mr B said greeting the young clone
"what?! I just fixed that thing what could be wrong with it?" Scudworth yelled not willing to give him any money if it wasn't that big a problem
"oh nothing at all except when I put my foot to the gas pedal the mini trunk on the back opened, what the hell is that?!" Naruto was saying with a kind tone before his tone went harsh and he yelled at Scudworth
Mr B snorted at this but stopped when Scudworth glared at him
"fine I don't have time for this back and fourth right now how much?" Scudworth asked knowing he was better off just paying Naruto
"damn I put aside a hour and had a list of insults to use" Naruto said with a tone of disappointment in his voice
"How much?!" Scudworth yelled feeling his limit being reached
"a hundred bucks" Naruto said as he held out his hand
"done it comes out of the funds the board sends me monthly anyway" Scudworth said as he handed Naruto some twenties
"I can feel your love, later Mr B Naruto said as he took the money and went to leave the office
"goodbye Naruto" Mr B said with a wave at the young clone
"What, no goodbye to your adopted father?" Scudworth asked with a raised eyebrow
"goodbye you maggot!" Naruto yelled before he slammed the door shut causing the doorframe to crack and the glass on the door to shatter
"if I didn't have to write this report I would spend the night making that boy watch as I burned all his ramen!" Scudworth yelled out as he went back to his computer
"you could have asked him to help you in exchange for the money Wesley" Mr B said as he went back to dusting
Scudworth looked up at this as he realized his robot companion was right "damn it! Now what am I gonna do?!" he yelled
suddenly some feedback was herd as the PA system turned on
"ur eh there is a big party tonight at my place, students only!" JFK announced over the PA system
"ah! perfect! We will go to this party and observe the teens in their natural environment! like Jane Goodall and the gorillas!" Scudworth said with a smile
"Something tells me we would be better off with the gorillas sir" Mr B said with a sigh at this
(later with Naruto)
Naruto drove his Vespa towards the liquor store he had told them to meet him at and as he approached it and parked his Vespa he spotted another teen clone with them
the teen clone was massive and had a dim look on his face as he smiled at Abe and Gandhi he had dark hair and what looked like a five o'clock shadow
"Ah I get it your gonna have Genghis Khan go in and buy the beer" Naruto said as he got off his Vespa and took off his goggles and helmet which he put in the mini trunk on the side of the vespa
"yup my bro here has a five o'clock shadow he can pass for twenty one easily" Gandhi said with a smile as he gave Kahn a thumbs up
"you do realize this will require him actually talking to someone right?" Naruto asked as while he had no problem with this plan he knew Kahn was…….kinda dim witted
"it will be fine, now you know what to do right? if the clerk asks you are twenty one" Abe asked the Mongolian teen
"Yes!" Kahn yelled with a big smile as he nodded at them
(one hour and several liquor stores later)
Naruto and Abe were outside of the last liquor store in town after being rejected from several liquor stores after Kahn had blew it every time he tried to buy beer
"So what's the plan now?" Naruto asked curiously as Gandhi had been dragged off by Joan to help with her teen help line and Kahn had ran off to go to the party
"I have a backup plan, don't worry just give me the money and I'll meet you at the party" Abe said as he held out his hand to Naruto to take the money
"dude I am not just giving you -: Naruto was saying before his cell phone rang which he took out and opened "if this is you ya Quack I swear I'm gonna stick my guitar-" he was saying before he was cut off
"It's me bro! you need to get here! This is the best party ever! Whoo!!!!" Gandhi yelled over the phone
"it's a party from JFK it can't be that good" Naruto said with a scoff at this as he held the phone to his ear
"They have all kinds of food, even ramen! hey Marie antounie and Amelia Airheart kiss each other! gahahahahahaha!!!" Ghandi laughed over the phone
Naruto's eyes widened at this before he looked at Abe. "I'm on my way, save me some ramen damn it!" he yelled as he threw the money at Abe before he ran over to his Vespa and git ikon it before driving off like a mad man cutting of a car and causing it to crash Into a street lamp
Abe quickly took the money and went inside the liquor store trying to ignore the traffic accident that his friend just caused
(later at the party)
Name was at JFKs house interacting with some of his fellow students who were in the living room of the house while some music was playing
suddenly the front door opened and Scudworth and Mr B entered the house while dressed as teens complete with baseball caps gold chains blue jeans and rocker t shirts
"What's up fellow students? raise the roof! raise it!" Scudworth yelled as he smiled while did a very bad imitation of a teen and held his arms up in a racing motion
all of the teens looked at him with a flat look at this clearly not buying this for a second
Scudworth then kicked Mr B looking for some sort of backup
"Where are my bitches?" Mr B asked as he raised his arms in the air
"What are you doing you quack?" Naruto asked as he approached them
"I am not this Quack you speak of I am cloney mcstudant!" Scudworth said as he looked at Naruto
Naruto looked at Scudworth with a flat look at this before he smiled "ok cloney let me and my buddy Kahn show you a party game we like to play" he said as he put his arm around Scudworth
"that would be most phat my fellow clone!" Scudworth said with a smile at the fact that his ruse was obviously working
(Moments later)
"Take a swing buddy!" Naruto yelled with a smile as he held the rope that was tied to the bound Scudworth that was hanging upside down I'm front of Khan who had a blindfold on and a bat in his hand ready to attempt to attempt to hit Scudworth
"I am not a pinata! I am a fellow student!" Scudworth yelled as he swung from the rope
"pinata! Khan yelled before he hit him sending him swinging
"Keep trying buddy, this is one of those hard headed piñatas!" Naruto said with a grin at the swinging Scudworth
"you ramen sucking delinquent!" Scudworth yelled as he dangled upside down
"You see how he does me people?! see how he do?!" Naruto yelled at the other party goers dramatically as he pretended to be sad while the other teens all started to throw things at the hanging Scudworth while booing him
meanwhile Abe finally arrived with some kegs of beer which everyone quickly gathered around after cheering for him
after a few moments Abe was sitting on the rooftop patio with Ghandi both of them drinking beer
"Are you sure you want to be here? if Joan sees you she's gonna kill you Abe said to Gandhi
"Oh I'm so scared of - Oh my God!" Gandhi was saying in a mocking tone before he spotted Joan approaching them and quickly did a swan dive off the roof
"Congratulations Abe you won the approval of the entire student body by getting them illegally drunk" Joan said as she stood next to Abe
"I could only get non alcoholic beer they are so gonna be able to tell" Abe said with a sigh as he looked at the floor
Joan looked down at the party below and saw a group of her fellow teens gathered around one of the kegs which cheering Naruto on as he was drinking straight from the tap
"I'm wasted!!!!!!" Naruto yelled before laughing madly as his fellow teens cheered for him
"I think you will be fine" Joan said with a shake of her head at this
Abe chuckled at this before he spotted Cleo downstairs sitting alone and decided to head downstairs to talk to her
Joan sighed at this before she followed after him to go find a place to be alone
( a little later )
Naruto was sitting on the backyard porch talking with Gandhi who was sitting on top of one of the kegs when he spotted Joan approaching Abe and cleo who were making out before she spotted them and turned to approach them
"uh dude Joan-" Naruto was saying before he was cut off
"Hold on bro I'm on the teen crisis line - oh hey Joan nice stun gun- gaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!" Gahndibwas saying before he spotted Joan who held up a stun gun and charged it a few times before she zapped him several times causing him to drop his cell phone which she caught
"Hello teen crisis help line we care" Joan into the phone with a happy tone as she continued to tazze Gandhi
"I'll have egg whites with my eggs" Gandhi groaned out as he twitched on the ground
"you so had that one coming bro" Naruto said with a shake of his head at Gandhi
suddenly everyone heard the sound of a siren as a cop car approached and parked I'm the yard
a cop got out and looked around before he picked up a discard plastic cup of beer
"My old friend, underage drinking,how have you been? besides illegal" the cop said with a hard tone as he dumped out the cup on yhe ground
"underage drinking? you should all be ashamed of yourselves! back to you Kojak!" Gandhi yelled as he jumped onto the cops car and pointed at everyone and then the cop before falling flat on his back
"This kids not sober is he? and none of you are twenty one are you?" the cop asked as he grabbed Gandhi and put him in the back of his cop car
"Great detective skills sherif where you get your badge a box of cracker Jack's?" Naruto asked with a grin
"Uzumaki I got a report about someone cutting off someone and causing a car crash today" the cop said as he looked at Naruto
"it wasn't me! anyone could have driven my vespa!" Naruto yelled without thinking
"I didn't say it was done by someone in a vespa" The cop said with a firm tone as he grabbed Naruto and put him in the back of the cop car with Gandhi
"ah crap: Naruto said realizing his mistake
"I have room for one more any volunteers?" the cop asked as he looked around before he spotted Joan "you! you are holding a beer, in the car!" he yelled as he pointed to the back of his car
Joan walked over and got into the car deciding it wasn't worth fighting this
"no offense Joan but your so gonna be lez chow in the joint" Naruto said with a snicker along with Gandhi
before Joan grabbed the back of their heads and slammed them into the bars separating the front of the cop car from the back loosening them thanks to how hard Naruto's head was
"wait! you can't take them!" Abe yelled as he walked away from cleo and approached the cop
"Sorry son but if we don't enforce the age limit on drinking the thrill of underage drinking will be gone forever!" the cop said with a dramatic tone
Abe hesitated and looked around at everyone before he sighed "you can't take them I bought non alcoholic beer so I could be popular" he said as he hung head
this got groans from the party goers who all threw their cups to the ground
"Well if that's the case son then your friends can go but Uzumaki will be going with-" the cop was saying before
CRASH!
suddenly the cop car started and drove through the back fence of JFKs backyard making several teens yell in surprise
"You won't take me alive! I refuse to have a boyfriend named tiny!" Naruto yelled as he drove the police car
"Freedom!!!!" Gandhi yelled as he laughed madly and stick his head out of the passenger window
"you're both idiots!!!!" Joan yelled from the back seat of the cop car as Naruto drove off
"Get back here you whiskered menace!" the vop yelled as he gave chase after Naruto leaving everyone else off the hook
(a few days later with Scudworth )
Scudworth groaned as he walked into his office wearing some bandages after last night at the party
"Where is my report?" the leader asked announcing his presence in the room making Scudworth scream like a girl and jump into Mr Bs arms
"ah! shadowy figure! it's actually a funny story, I was working on it and I tried to email it to myself, but then my roommate-" Scudworth was saying before he was cut off
"that is a funny story, Mr Butlertron lower the shades and lay down a tarp" the leader said with a firm tone as he cracked his knuckles and glared at Scudworth
Mr B dropped Scudworth on the ground and went to close the blinds
"ok! I spent the entire weekend among the teenagers! I was humiliated, degraded, judged, I felt so alone!" Scudworth yelled as he fell to the floor and rolled in the fetal position before he noticed something "wait where did he go?" he asked seeing the leader was gone
"I guess you proved to him you understand what it's like to be a teenager and a piñata: Mr B said as he approached Scudworth
"Don't remind me! I need to think of a way to get even with Naruto for doing that to me and for having to have me get him out of lockup! As his foster father I need to make sure he's properly disciplined, hmmm ah ha! I have it!" Scudworth said with a annoyed tone before he thought for a moment and smiled madly as he approved the PA system
"I'll set the principal's office to bunker mode Wesley" Mr B said knowing whatever Scudworth was gonna do Naruto was gonna retaliate and it wouldn't be pretty
(With Naruto)
Naruto Abe Joan and Gandhi were approaching the school and Gandhi was pretty annoyed seeing as Van gogh had painted a picture on the side of the school of him being pantsed at the party, to get even with him for talking to him on the teen crisis hotline on speaker phone and letting the party goers laugh at him
"I hate this school" Gandhi said with a scowl as they walked past some laughing teens who were pointing at him
"Don't worry buddy all you have to do is wait for something worse to happen to someone else and take the heat off you" Abe said with a smile as he looked at a note from cleo which said sorry for what happened at the party luv Cleo
"that's a tall order buddy I don't see anything beating that" Naruto said with a snicker as he pointed at the painting Van Gogh did
"Attention students! This is Principal Scudworth! Naruto Uzumaki's clone fathers first kiss was with a guy!" Scudworths voice yelled over the PA system before he started to laugh madly
Naruto's eyes widened at this as everyone but Abe Gandhi and Joan started to laugh at this
"You're dead, you pathetic excuse for a mad scientist!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed the guitar off his back ran over to the front door of the school and smashed it open before running into the school
Abe Gandhi and Joan quickly followed Naruto to try in vain to stop their friend from attempting to kill his adopted father
ending by Neostardustdragin101
(Play spiky seeds by the pillows)
Seitan seichō yūga na teikū hikō
Nigirishimeta disukabarī
Saibō wa būtoregu aibō wa rūretto
Dōdō meguri no adobanteiji
A large strand of DNA floats through the empty void of space with something contained within the DNA strains the blue containing boys and the red containing girls within one a young Naruto sleeps his eyes slowly start to open up.
Shin'ai naru Dāwin to gō
Naruto floats alone through the void of space holding out his hand as he falls into a green pool coughing up bubbles.
Shinka shinai mama
Boku-ra genten kaiki no massaichū
Aimai-sa ga buki no Hora-fuki
Reborn to spiky seeds
Within the bubble Naruto breaks out and runs through space a red stream of light following behind him taking on the form of a fox.
Sonshō saisei daitan na sabaibaru
Ichi-sei ichi dai no adobenchā
Keishō kōrin sūkō na kōringu
Machikogareta dokudan-jō
Joan sits in her room huddled on her bed as she looks out to the night sky.
Abe stands alone in his backyard looking up at the night sky.
Ghandi sits in his room looking out the window with his head down.
Cleo lays in bed looking up at the ceiling.
JFK holds a beer can in hand while looking up at the moon.
Akubi o shiteru baai ja nai
They all soon catch sight of a red star crashing downwards to earth and in a rush follow after it. They arrive at the site where they find Naruto waiting from them with a grin on his face causing them all to smile.
Senchurī puranto ga
Kedakaku sakihokoru no wa kon'ya
Saisho de saigo no ubugoe
Reborn to spiky seeds
The six friends run through the halls of clone, as they do images of Scudworth, Mr.B, Scangrad, the shadow council, and other clones pass by.
Ikō ze ikiyō ze
Naruto sits and drives JFKs car down the highway with all his friends with him, Abe in the front seat with Gandhi holding his head out like a dog and his tongue out, Joan is next to Cleo and JFK who are making out.
Senchurī puranto ga
Kedakaku sakihokoru no wa kon'ya
Saisho de saigo no ubugoe wa efu mainā
They all jump up into the area as they arrive at the beach as the waves crash around them. Cleo sits working on her tan, JFK hits on girls, Gandhi, Abe play against Naruto and Joan in a splash fight.
Shinka shinai mama
Boku-ra genten kaiki no massaichū
Aimai-sa ga buki no Hora-fuki
Reborn to spiky seeds
Night falls and the gang sits on a blanket watching the stars. Naruto smiles seeing Joan's hand clinging to Abe's when Gandhi jumped from behind placing his arms over his and Abe's shoulders causing them to smirk.