opening by Neostardustdragin101
(Play star maker by Kana-boon )
Atarimae ga terasu mabushisa ni
Mabuta wo tojita kimi no koto
A calendar appeared flipping through dates landing on the 1980s, a young Scudworth and Mr. B were digging up graves, it fasts forward to Scudworth in front of a pod, one in particular starting to shake up as a pair of red eyes flashed breaking apart revealing a young Naruto Uzumaki jumping into the air with his hands in the air.
Dare no me ni mo furenai kage ni
Hitotsubu no hikari wo soko ni
We flash forward to Scudworth and Mr. B chasing after a young Naruto laughing it up as a council of shadowy figures watched from above.
Mayoi tomadoi yume no mabataki ni
Nagareboshi ga hoho wo tsutattemo
Then a kid Naruto is eating ramen as kid Abe is grossed out by Gandhi showing a large booger laughing. While Joan hides behind a tree nearby
Nuguisatte kureru kurai no
Hito nari no neiro wo kimi ni
Naruto rode in his vespa with Abe, Gandhi, and Joan along for the ride riding through the streets.
Kaerarenai kako ni iro wo nutte iku
Kitto mirai nanairo katate ni paretto
Waratte misete yo
Scudworth screams in terror as the vespa smashed through the office, making him flail his arms in terror as they jumped out, Naruto skateboards through the halls passing by as Cleo is being snapped shot by drooling boys. JFK holds up a football crying out in victory but is knocked down by Naruto as he pushes him into a fountain.
Tatta hitotsu dake negatterun da itsudatte
Saitei na yoru wo nukete
Naruto stood on stage with Gandhi and Abe rocking out with his guitar as the clones cheered.
Michigai kanchigai machigai janakutte
Kokoro kara waraeru you ni
Joan runs her hand over her arm nervously before smiling, Cleo strikes a pose. Abe runs his hands through his hair, messing it up a bit, JFK gives a goofy grin, Gandhi gives a thumbs up while Naruto gives a two finger salute.
Tatta ichido dake isshun no kirameki dake
Sonna yawa na inori janai
The group stands together outside of Clone High posing for a picture including Scudworth and Mr B
Danchigai ni shinjitai tobikoete mou ikkai
Sebandeku kimi no shikai wo bokura no sekai wo hiroku
(a few days later)
It had been a few days since the students at the school had all started working hard on there films for the festival
Joan currently was walking out of the grassy knoll and talking with Abe and seeing him tell Cleo that she could have as much for his film as he wants
"You do realize that if you give her more time that's gonna cut into everyone else's films right?" Joan asked Abe as they walked
"I'm sure it won't be a problem Cleo needs time to make her vision come true" Abe said with a smile as he thought about the girl he had a crush on
"Fine but you're telling Naruto he has to cut time out of his film" Joan said with a firm tone as they walked down the sidewalk
"That's fine with me I'll tell him myself were near his place right now" Abe said as they walked towards Naruto's garage
What stood out was that they could hear what sounded like music coming from inside the garage
"Dystopia song of the dead!!!!" Naruto was heard singing from inside the garage
"Huh didn't have Naruto pegged for doing musicals" Abe said as they approached the garage door
Joan shook her head at this before she knocked on the garage door causing the music to stop and some noise to be heard before the garage door opened revealing Naruto with his guitar around his neck
"oh hey sis hey Abe" Naruto said as he let them into the garage
"Working hard?" Joan asked as she looked around the garage seeing nothing but ramen cups and energy drinks along with Naruto's recording equipment
"Of course I am, I can't wait to show off my film, so What brings you here? shouldn't you be working on your films?" Naruto asked curiously as he took his guitar off and smiled at Abe
"Cleo wants more time for her film and asked Abe to cut time to some of the other students films" Joan said with an annoyed tone as she thought about the popular girl
"oh……is that so?" Naruto asked as he gave Abe a glare as if daring him to ask him to cut some of his film
Abe chuckled nervously at this as he looked around for a distraction until he could find a way to tell Naruto he needed to cut time on his film. He soon spotted what looked like a newspaper on Naruto's workbench "Hey buddy what's that?!" he asked desperate for a distraction
"oh that's just a newspaper I'm keeping it has my ad on it" Naruto said as he shrugged
"Ad?" Abe asked curiously while Joan took the paper
"Yea my team of animators needed extra help and I took out ad worked like a charm" Naruto said with a smile
"Wanted: Team of animators for independent movie. Preferably having experience with animation...No Amish...Wow you're actually letting me say that? Oh Cool so yeah No Amish...Pay is negotiable" Joan read from the paper before she looked at Naruto with a flat look on her face
"You used speech to text didn't you?" Abe asked Naruto with a chuckle at the ad
"Shut up and no I'm not cutting any of my animated short so miss congeniality's biopic can have a scene of her at the free clinic" Naruto said with a firm tone
Abe groaned at this while Joan covered her mouth to stifle her laughter at this
"Now if you excuse me I have more work to do there's the door" Naruto said as he pointed at the garage exit
"oh come on bro I'm sorry, so you're doing an animated short?" Abe asked as he approached Naruto to try and mend fences
"Yup I'm finally using one of my notebooks of ideas" Naruto said with a smile as he pointed at his workbench where there was a notebook
Joan raised a eyebrow at this and looked at the notebook but before she could read the front cover Naruto quickly grabbed it and put it on a high shelf "Still self conscious about your work?" she asked with a teasing grin
"I know your not giving me crap about keeping things to myself" Naruto said with a flat tone as he pointed at Joan then Abe while Abe looked at around his garage
Joan said nothing to this as Naruto had her there
"So where are your animators?" Abe asked curiously as he looked at Naruto
"uh…".Naruto said as he quickly moved to stand on a part of the floor that was covered by a carpet
"oh for crying out loud" Joan said with a roll of her eyes before she did a spin kick and nailed Naruto on the shoulder sending him flying out of the garage before she moved the carpet revealing a trap door which she grabbed and opened up revealing a ladder
"oi! that's breaking and entering! legally I can shoot you now!" Naruto yelled as Joan started lowering herself on the ladder with Abe right behind her
Joan and Abe soon reached the bottom of the sub basement and when they turned around their eyes widened as they saw what looked like a big group of Koreans sitting at several desks working away at drawing while some of them took the finished drawings and took them over to a computer nearby
Joan's eyebrow twitched at what she saw as Naruto caught up with them
"It's not what it looks like- yow!" Naruto was saying before Joan grabbed Naruto by his shirt and slammed him against the wall making a audible clang sound
"It looks like a Korean sweatshop" Abe said as he looked at the team of animators working away
"oi I'm more humane than that! Ah, my wrist! I use that damn it!" Naruto was yelling before Joan applied pressure to his wrist
"You better have a good explanation mister" Joan said as she glared at Naruto
"Miss bossy goth lady please be going away or we not get paid" one of the animators said as they finally took notice of what was going on
"...wait, he's paying you?" Joan asked as she looked at the animator
"Oh yes miss goth lady he is paying us with a great bounty of a dozen tasty dogs" the animator said with a smile
Abes face went green at this as he covered his mouth with his hand
"in my defense I'm using those dogs from the junkyard that keep chasing people" Naruto said with a nervous chuckle
Joan just blinked owlishly and before she threw her hands up in defeat "Damn adopted brother and him propagating stereotypes and the Koreans that enable him." she grumbled as she walked towards the stairs out of the sub basement with Abe right behind her
"love you too sis." Naruto said as he rubbed his wrist before he looked at his team of animators how is it going people? are we gonna make our deadline? he asked
"Indeed we are Mr Uzumaki! We should be finished by the time you gave us!" one of the animators yelled from his desk
"Good! You lot keep it up and I'll throw in this street cat that keeps me up at night with his yowling." Naruto said with a smile at his team
this got smiles from the Korean team of animators as they all got back to work
( a few days later )
It was now the night of the clone high student film festival and everyone was in the auditorium getting in their seats
Joan had just gotten done talking to Abe and was making her way to tell projector room when she noticed Naruto walking towards her
"Hey sis what's got you so agitated?" Naruto asked as he watched Joan knock on the sliding window to the projection booth
the sliding window opened showing what looked like a teen with a really big nose and white hair this was the clone of Thomas Edison
"I know why you're here and your not getting it Joan." Edison said with a snort as he looked at Joan with a glare
"You don't understand Edison let me in!" Joan yelled at the teen clone
"Oh I do you're wasting your time." Edison said with another snort
"You should really see a guy about that nose Edison you could signal aircraft" with that thing Naruto said with a chuckle
"Don't think sicing Uzumaki on me will help you Joan, not even he can get through two inches of steel" Edison said with a snort before he closed the sliding window
"Let me in damn it!" Joan yelled as she tried to claw her way through the door but it was no use
"Will you relax? What's your problem anyway?" Naruto asked as he grabbed Joan's hand and dragged her away from the projection booth
"I need to get in there and get my film before Abe sees it!" Joan yelled as she tried to get to the booth but Naruto was easily holding her back
"……oh jeez you went max cringe with the love me Abe stuff for your film didn't ya?" Naruto asked after a few moments of thought before he winced and let Joan go
"Either help me get in there or go make Gandhi put on some pants!" Joan yelled at Naruto as she approached the booth again
"Damn it Gandhi we don't need another indecent exposure charge!" Naruto yelled as he ran out to the main stage and to the audience seats
after getting Gandhi to put some pants on everyone was sitting down as the first film was shown which was by Gandhi and Carver which was a buddy cop film called black and tan
"So what did you think bro?" Gandhi asked Naruto as the film ended with a tease of a sequel
Naruto hummed this while smoking a pipe. "Well I must say the character development despite the short time span is rather impressive, though it does feel more like Carver is trying too hard to imitate Gandhi than showing his own unique persona." Naruto said blowing several bubbles out of the pipe revealing his pipe was a toy
Carver and Gandhi both paused at this before they both took out notebooks and started writing in them
"Since when can you have a cohesive thought, Uzumaki?" Cleo asked as she looked over her shoulder at Naruto who was sitting behind her
"I have plenty of introspective thoughts I'll have you know." Naruto said as he crossed his arms
"oh really?" Cleo asked as she raised a eyebrow at this
"Yup here's my next one: you have a zit on your nose and it's winking at me" Naruto said as he looked at Cleo
"What?!" Cleo yelled as she took out her compact mirror and took a look at it in a panic to find said zit
"Sucker" Naruto said with a snicker at how easy Cleo fell for that
before Cleo could retaliate Abe was already announcing the next film which was his own which was called it takes a hero which was about a giraffe playing football
after the film was over everyone in the audience had looks of boredom and half of them were asleep but the ones that were still awake gave light applause
except for Abe who was smiling and had tears in his eyes at seeing his film on the big screen
Naruto on the other hand had a shocked look on his face while his toy pipe was hanging from his mouth…... ."What the hell was that?!" he yelled as he removed the pipe from his mouth
"That was cinema, now the next film is by Cleopatra and its called the best of the best - Oh my god!" Abe said as he stood at the podium looking at his notes before he yelled and pointed at the projector room which was on fire
everyone panicked and yelled as Edison jumped out through the projector rooms window before he quickly put himself out
"Damn coal powered projectors All the films are ruined now" Edison yelled as he patted himself down
"No!!!" Cleo yelled out as this ment her film was destroyed
"There is a god!" Joan yelled happily as she smiled at the good luck
"You better be fucking kidding! do you have any idea what I put into my film?!?!" Naruto yelled as he got up and approached Edison while grabbing his guitar off his back
Edison started to sweat at this before he looked down on the ground and saw that several film reels were on the ground "Oh good news two films survived the fire Joan's and yours" he said with a nervous chuckle.
Joan groaned at this as she slapped her forehead at her bad luck
"Thank you clone father for my Uzumaki luck" Naruto said as he holstered his guitar and sighed in relief
"Ok seeing as everyone else's films were destroyed we will move ok to Joan of Arc's film which is titled the truth wears sideburns." Abe said as he got everyone's attention and they all went back to their seats
"pffft- Oof!" Naruto said as he snorted In laughter at the title of Joan's fic as he sat back down in his seat
before Joan stomped on his foot hard making a audible crunch as the film started
"Which of course was a bizarre independent art film, it stared Joan who was playing herself and Genghis Kahn who was wearing sideburns and a top hat playing a character named Gabe
after the film ended all of the students were silent as they all looked at Joan who looked like she wanted to crawl into a cave and die of embarrassment
"ha! you like Abe! Can you be any more obvious?!" the clone of Sigmund freud yelled as he laughed loudly as he pointed at Joan
before Naruto passed a folding Chair to Joan which she used to smack the laughing clone hard in the face making a clanging sound go off
"anyone else?" Joan asked the auditorium with a look of annoyance while Naruto held up a fresh folded up chair
the clones around her all shook their heads at this not wanting to test the mad Goth
"Feel better?" Naruto asked Joan as he put the folded chair down
"Let me die." Joan said simply as she covered her face in embarrassment
"oh relax if I know Abe he isn't gonna get the film anyway and nobody is gonna tell him thanks to you putting Sigmund in the hospital." Nando said as he shook his head as Abe approached the podium
"ok were at the final film of the evening and it's by our resident clone of the Great sage" Abe said as he took out the notes and adjusted them
"oi!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed his guitar in warning as he didn't like being compared to his clone father
"eh heh who has prepared an animated short for us which he calls….. Zom 100?" he asked looking up from his notes with a raised eyebrow
"Alright! bring on the zombies!" Ghandi yelled as he raised his arms in the air
"Why would you make an animated short and go with zombies?" Cleo asked as she looked over her shoulder at Naruto
"Why would you decide to be the school bicycle? don't judge me and I won't judge- pffft!" Naruto was saying to cleo before he snorted In laughter not being able to finish his sentence
Cleos eyebrow twitched violently at this as the lights dimmed down as the short started which was about a 24 year old named Akira Tendo who had gotten a job at a company and had spent a few years being exploited and abused to the point that he was practically a zombie
the only good thing in his life was a woman he had a crush on at the office……who was his bosses side girl
"Dude where are the zombies?" Gandhi whispered to Naruto as Akira started to get ready to go to work in his trash filled apartment
"Shut up!" Joan hissed at Gandhi as she was trying to pay attention
"This is a little depressing isn't it?" Abe whispered to Naruto as he was surprised this was written by his friend
Naruto put his finger to his lips shushing Abe as the film continued and Akira discovered his landlord eating a woman before he snapped put of his zombie daze and realized what was going on before he ran off from a horde of zombies before finally realizing something
he didn't have to go to work anymore
he was free!
free to do what he couldn't back when he was stuck in his job and getting yelled at and abused by his boss
soon the short transitioned to Akira finding the girl he had a crush on and finding her as a zombie and deciding to still confess his feelings to her……before running like hell before he got eaten
the film then ended with Akira at a abandoned continence store thinking about how he could die at anytime, especially with how the world was now
the film ended as a rock song started to play as Akira started grab a pad of paper form the store and a marker and started to make a list of things he wanted to do before the becomes a zombie
the screen went black as the title Zom 100: Bucket List Of The Dead was shown and the lights came back on in the auditorium
"Whoooo! Awesome!" Ghandi screamed throwing up his hands
" ur eh That..was...so...AWESOME!" JFK cheered
"Wow I did not see that coming, a highlight to both the stress of office jobs and a new take on the Zombie apocalypse. 5 stars." Carver said clapping at this
"I gotta admit your crazy ass spins a good plot." Cleo said as she looked at Naruto
"That hurt to say, didn't it?" Naruto asked with a knowing smirk at the popular girl
"Yeah it even surprised me, you sure this was written by you?" Joan said as she looked at Naruto with a raised eyebrow
"Hey, that's offensive! if I wasn't so happy with my work I would lead a riot-" Naruto was saying before he was cut off.
"riot?! where?!" a student yelled out getting everyone's attention
"riot! riot! riot!" some of the students started to chant before they started to run out of the auditorium starting a new riot
"……Would you believe I didn't plan this?" Naruto asked with a sheepish chuckle as he looked at Joan
"Not for a moment," Joan said with a flat tone of voice .
"Ah well, hey Gandhi let's go burn this mother fucker down!" Naruto yelled as he took his guitar off his back
"song of the dead! whoo!!!!!" Gandhi yelled as he followed after Naruto as he bashed open a wall with his guitar
"And he won the film festival" Abe said with a sigh as while Naruto was a bit unhinged he couldn't deny he had won fair and square
"Walk it off Lincoln" Joan said as she pushed Abe out of the auditorium which was now on fire thanks to the newly started riot
(a few days later)
it had been a few days since the film festival and everyone was sitting in class chatting among themselves before a screen in front of them lit up and a image of Scudworth appeared
"Attention students. this is a special announcement, the PXJT is upon us! fail it and your life will be ruined forever!" Scudworth yelled as he held up his hand dramatically getting looks of shock from the students
after a few moments of tense silence Scudworth smiled at his students "But remember the most important thing is to use a number two pencil…..number too" he said with a smile before he growled emphasis on number two
"Gee I wonder if he has a convoluted plan that involves number two pencils" Naruto said with a bored tone as he dug into his ear with his finger
"None of your business you man-child! I mean have a good day!" Scudworth yelled at Naruto before he quickly turned off the announcement screen
after this everyone started to panic run out of the classroom as they started to look for their books and other study supplies
As Abe self class he saw clearly at her locker crying dramatically and dropping her supplies and quickly ran over to help her pick them up
Joan seeing this sighed and as her and gandhi left class right behind him
"I'm thinking we get some grub at the knoll you down Joan?" Gandhi asked as he smiled
"yea I could use a distraction so let- where's Naruto?" Joan asked as she looked away from Abe who was looking at Cleo as she walked away from him with a smile after they made a date to study together and saw Naruto wasn't with them
they then heard a crash behind them causing them to turn around and saw Naruto with his guitar out smashing the announcement screen on the wall that Scudworth had used to make his announcement
"That's for calling me a Man-child you quack! Now let's go get me a juice box at the grassy knoll!" Naruto yelled as he holstered his guitar on his back and walked out of the classroom
Joan and Ghandi said nothing to this as they followed after Naruto
(at the grassy knoll)
later at the grassy knoll the three teens were sitting at their table
"that PXJT crap is useless in the real world, everything I need to know I learned on the streets". Gandhi said with a confident smile
"So you suck at taking tests?" Joan asked with a knowing look at her friend
"Yeah" Gandhi said with a smile not having a problem admitting this
"You could take a prep course" Joan suggested
"School after school? one school is enough for the G man but two is like what?" Gandhi asked as he shook his head at this
"Normally I would agree with you sis but this whole PXJT thing just screams a plan from the quack so I'm not gonna let it bother me" Naruto said as he finished his bowl of ramen
before Joan could respond to this she spotted Abe coming in through the front doors "oh here comes Abe, quick pretend I said something funny" she said as Abe approached
"Hey you just farted?" Gandhi asked Joan as Abe stood next to their table with bags under his eyes
"Heh heh somebody's baking brownies" Naruto said with a snicker along with Gandhi
before Joan slugged him in the shoulder hard and kicked Gandhi in the knee under table
"I haven't slept in two days" Abe said with a groan as he looked off into space
"Abe you need sleep the PXJTs are coming up" Joan said as she frowned at her friend
"Joan I have a million other things to do for Cleo" Abe said as he shook his head trying to wake himself up
"oh come on I can see being a pathetic simp for Cleo if your into that kind of girl but have some pride for fucks sake" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes
"I'll remember this whenever you get a crush on a girl" Abe said with a grumble
"Pffft if and when that happens I won't be pulling this kind of crap" Naruto said as he shook his head
"Yea if anything you will make Abe look subtle" gandhi said with a grin
before Naruto kicked him in his other leg making him yell out in pain
(with Scudworth)
with Scudworth he was at a special meeting with the shadowy figures along with Mr B
"first off I want to thank you for your help with our conspiracy".the leader said a spotlight shined down on Scudworth and Mr B
"Sure! kids will be buying number two pencils by the bucket load! …….why are we doing this again?" Scudworth said before laughing maniacally before he paused and looked at the board of shadowy figures curiously
"Infidel!" a robotic voice yelled as what looked like a big Grey robot on two wheels rolled into the room it had two robot arms and red eyes
"it is i! Scangrade the magnificent, a test grading/ world domination device the PXJTs were made to provide me with my energy source, lead from a number two pencil!" Scangrade said as he held his arms up
"……Maybe its Naruto's influence but this sounds really stupid" Mr B whispered to Scudworth
"hush!" Scudworth hissed under his breath bbeforehand chuckled nervously at the board of shadowy figures
"After over 50 years of testing, his power will finlay be great enough…"the leader of the board of shadowy figures was saying before he was cut off
"Take over the world!" Scangrade yelled as he wheeled around with his arms up
"oh yeah that's a great fucking idea." Mr B said with a roll of his eyes
"Mr B! language!" Scudworth yelled surprise at the robot buttle4s language
"oh please you hear worse from Naruto." Mr B said as he rolled his eyes
"……true damn that Matt and Trey and their funny cartoons." Scudworth said as he clenched his fists dramatically
"Speaking of which, how is development of the clone of Naruto Uzumaki going, Scudworth?" the leader said as he looked at the mad doctor
"oh most wonderful!" Scudworth said with a nervous smile at the board
"Really? We were most disappointed we didn't get to meet him at dinner the other night" the leader said as he glared at Scudworth causing the mad doctor to start to sweat
"He is doing fine sirs, in fact just recently he won the clone high film festival I do believe he inspired his fellow students like his clone father with his film" Mr B said as he held up his arm
"Ah very good, your both dismissed for now" the leader said as he pointed at the door
"Always happy to be of service! Come Mr B!" Scudworth yelled as he quickly made a beeline for the exit with Mr B right behind him
(a few days later)
it was the morning of the PXJTs and Naruto was making his way to school on his vespa and as he drove down the street he was suddenly cut off by a car which barley missed him as it drove down the road
"Hey! I had the right of way you mother- wait a second that's abes car" Naruto was yelling before he recognized the car that cut him off as Abes car before he quickly hit the turbo switch on his Vespa and shot off after Abes car leaving a smoke trail behind him
soon he caught up with abes car and when he came up on the driver's window he saw that Abe was sleeping at the wheel
Naruto then looked ahead and saw that coming at him and Abes car was a truck full of pandas
Naruto narrowed his eyes at this before ehe slammed himself into the side of Abes car and punched through the window of the car before he grabbed the steering wheel and turned violently to the right causing the car to turn avoiding the oncoming truck just in time before the car collided with the tree in front of the school stopping the car and his vespa and sending natural flying into some bushes nearby where Joan and Gandhi were
"ugh Wipeout" Naruto groaned as he stood up out of the bushes
"oh my God Abe!" Joan yelled as she ran to abes car and opened the passenger car to let Abe out
"don't worry cleo I'll get all of it done" Abe groaned out as he snored
"oh for fucks sake" Naruto groaned as he realized what had caused this before he looked around and spotted Cleo who had just arrived at School
"uh bro maybe you should -" Gahndi was saying as he saw the death glare Naruto was giving Cleo
but Naruto ignored this and made his way towards Cleo
"What do you want Uzumaki?" Cleo asked with a bored tone of voice
"i want you to know that now that you have put my friend Abe in danger so congrats your on my shit list" Naruto said as he gave Cleo a death glare
"wait what? what happened?" Cleo asked as she quickly changed her tone as she noticed abes car which was crashed into the tree nearby
"what happened was that he was asleep at the wheel after he ran himself ragged doing all that stupid crap for you when he should.be getting some sleep." Naruto said firmly as he glared at Cleo
"oh my God is Abe ok- hey! " Cleo asked as her eyes widened as Naruto grabbed her
"listen you stuck up, arrogant, disloyal, egotistical, selfish, childish, mall shopping, beauty queen, bitch cock sucking THUNDER CUNT!" Naruto growled at Cleo . "Listen up cause I'm officially putting you on notice. If you ever...and I mean ever abuse Abe or do anything that'll put him in danger like this again Imma gonna tear off that pretty little face you're so damn proud of and feed it to the rats and then replace it with dried meat and throw you in a cage with a pack of wild dogs!" Naruto yelled as he held her by the front of her shirt lifting her off the ground
this got silence from all of the students watching as while Naruto was prone to getting even with people who crossed him he always limited this to pranks and never actually attacked anyone
"Are we clear prom queen?" Naruto growled as he glared at Cleo
"S- shakespeare's clone himself couldn't have put it better" Cleo stuttered out
"great! now you go be a decent person to Abe or I'm gonna end up on a most wanted list" Naruto said happily as he smiled kindly as he put cleo down and dusted her off before walking away
Cleo panted for breath at this before she quickly ran over to Abe to check on him pushing Joan put of the way as she did
(later that day in the principal's office )
it was after the PXJTs and Scangrade was sitting in Sudworths office while the janitor loaded up the students tests into his scanner
"Finally! Soon I will be at full power and - aggggh! some infidel didn't uses a number 2 pencil!" Scangrade was saying before he started to cough
"oh? Is this a number 3 pencil? oops" Mr B said as he sat in Cudworths chair and held up said pencil
"You fool! I'll turn you into scrap!" Scangrade yelled as he replaced his arms with. giant mallet and a buzzsaw and started to chase Mr B
"bring it on you ass clown!" Mr B yelled as he threw a teapot at Scangrade before he ran away from the mad robot
(with Naruto)
it was after school and Naruto was outside his locker and he noticed that everyone was giving him nervous looks but he didn't react
"Hey bro, are you calm now?" Joan asked as she approached Naruto with ghandi
yes I'm fine and getting ready to meet up with the quack and mr B for family dinner night at the olive garden and Gandhi you don't need a riot helmet" Naruto said as he closed his locker and looked at his friends and noticed that his male friend was wearing a riot helmet
"You know the protocol bro when you get physical I wear this for the day to avoid catching shrapnel" Gandhi said as he gestured to his helmet
"We wrote that protocol when we were 8 dude" Naruto said with a flat tone of voice
"It's still in effect bro" Gandhi said as he secured his helmet
"…..anyway how's Abe?" Naruto asked Joan ignoring Gandhi
"He's over the moon cause Cleo and him are going on a date this weekend thanks to you" Joan said as she gave Naruto a pointed look
"…..uh heh would you believe I was expecting Cleo to just run back to Kennedy instead of actually giving him a chance?" Naruto asked with a nervous chuckle
"…..fine" Joan said as she sighed as she knew she couldn't fault Naruto for this
"Hey bro, did I tell you about my trucker adventure?" Gandhi asked curiously as he moved the faceplate on his helmet up to show his face
"yes you did and like I said the first time you told me, if you're gonna smoke weed then share that shit- ow!" Naruto was saying to Gandhi before Joan slugged him in the shoulder
(with Mr B)
Scangrade laughed as his buzz saw was about to slice the downed Mr. B in half, before the office door opened
sorry I'm late let's get some olive guard- Naruto was saying before he saw what was going on and quickly shot forward and smashed the larger robot across the face with his guitar knocking him toppling over tables and beakers as he crashed into the wall.
"Get. The fuck! Away from my robo dad!" Naruto yelled as he held up his guitar narrowing his eyes at Scangrade
"Aw well, well if it isn't Mr. B wittle baby boy. Ha! I knew he would make you weak." Scangrade laughed earning a glare from the cloned sage
"He taught me lots of things, to drive, brush my teeth, potty training, ABCs. But what he didn't teach me..." Naruto suddenly appeared in front of Scangrade smacking him aside. "Was to be weak!" He said with low deadly tone
"Kick his butt son!" Mr. B cheered as he waved his arms as he struggled to get back on his feet
Naruto launched himself forward swinging his guitar at Scangrade striking him hard and fast cutting, and cracking his shell
Scangrade growled unleashing his saw, Naruto reared his guitar back then smashed it into the saw sparks surfing from the weapons collision the saw blades chipping away as they gashed against the guitar.
"What is that guitar made of?!" Scanner exclaimed looking at his damaged broken saw
"Mr B helped me make it so it's better built then you ya out of date bag of bolts!." Naruto said rushing in he jumped into the air strumming hard on his guitar releasing a sonic wave of loud music
Scangrade held is hand in pain screaming in pain as the sound wave started to short him out
Naruto locked his guitar behind his back he reared his fist back tightening his fist so that his veins throbbed through his knuckles he thrusted his punch smashing it into Scangrade's chest the impact causing the mad machine's bolts coming undone and his wheels breaking, he spit out globs of oil and parts falling apart under Naruto's feet
"Rust in hell you fucking prick." Naruto said walking away from Scangrade helping Mr. B up. "You okay Mr B?." he asked
"Yes. Good work trashing that piece of scrap shit." Mr. B smiled as he dusted himself off
"Mr B is Scangrade done yet? I want to get to the olive garden before- oh come on! I thought we agreed on no shenanigans in my office you brat!" Scudworth was saying as he entered the office but soon saw the destruction and the destroyed Scangrade
"he started it you quack! now let's go to the olive garden, you're lucky I'm starving otherwise I wouldn't eat with you ya maggot!" Naruto yelled as he looked at Scudworth
"That's it! we're not stopping for ice cream on the way home!" Scudworth yelled at the cloned sage
"what?! I have been good lately you Quack!" Naruto yelled out I a rage at this
Mr B sighed but slightly chuckled as the principal and teen clone started to argue some more as they left the office
however unknown to them there was a beeping light in Scangrades corpse tbat was going off as footage of the fight that had just happened was sent to the board of shadowy figures
ending by Neostardustdragin101
(Play spiky seeds by the pillows)
Seitan seichō yūga na teikū hikō
Nigirishimeta disukabarī
Saibō wa būtoregu aibō wa rūretto
Dōdō meguri no adobanteiji
A large strand of DNA floats through the empty void of space with something contained within the DNA strains the blue containing boys and the red containing girls within one a young Naruto sleeps his eyes slowly start to open up.
Shin'ai naru Dāwin to gō
Naruto floats alone through the void of space holding out his hand as he falls into a green pool coughing up bubbles.
Shinka shinai mama
Boku-ra genten kaiki no massaichū
Aimai-sa ga buki no Hora-fuki
Reborn to spiky seeds
Within the bubble Naruto breaks out and runs through space a red stream of light following behind him taking on the form of a fox.
Sonshō saisei daitan na sabaibaru
Ichi-sei ichi dai no adobenchā
Keishō kōrin sūkō na kōringu
Machikogareta dokudan-jō
Joan sits in her room huddled on her bed as she looks out to the night sky.
Abe stands alone in his backyard looking up at the night sky.
Ghandi sits in his room looking out the window with his head down.
Cleo lays in bed looking up at the ceiling.
JFK holds a beer can in hand while looking up at the moon.
Akubi o shiteru baai ja nai
They all soon catch sight of a red star crashing downwards to earth and in a rush follow after it. They arrive at the site where they find Naruto waiting from them with a grin on his face causing them all to smile.
Senchurī puranto ga
Kedakaku sakihokoru no wa kon'ya
Saisho de saigo no ubugoe
Reborn to spiky seeds
The six friends run through the halls of clone, as they do images of Scudworth, Mr.B, Scangrad, the shadow council, and other clones pass by.
Ikō ze ikiyō ze
Naruto sits and drives JFKs car down the highway with all his friends with him, Abe in the front seat with Gandhi holding his head out like a dog and his tongue out, Joan is next to Cleo and JFK who are making out.
Senchurī puranto ga
Kedakaku sakihokoru no wa kon'ya
Saisho de saigo no ubugoe wa efu mainā
They all jump up into the area as they arrive at the beach as the waves crash around them. Cleo sits working on her tan, JFK hits on girls, Gandhi, Abe play against Naruto and Joan in a splash fight.
Shinka shinai mama
Boku-ra genten kaiki no massaichū
Aimai-sa ga buki no Hora-fuki
Reborn to spiky seeds
Night falls and the gang sits on a blanket watching the stars. Naruto smiles seeing Joan's hand clinging to Abe's when Gandhi jumped from behind placing his arms over his and Abe's shoulders causing them to smirk.