Chapter 19.
"Make sure to train alright," Nashi said to Sasuke and Naruto as he packed some items for his new mission.
"You don't have to tell us all the time ya know," Naruto said as he sighed.
"Can't be too safe now, also Sasuke, give this to the Uchiha ratlings," I said as I handed him a bag.
"What's inside?" Sasuke asked as he grabbed it.
"The enemy of boredom, bored games, since you know there still bedridden, because unlike you every Uchiha doesn't have all their chakra unlocked," I said since most if not all the children did not even unlock their chakra, so the genjutsu did more damaged to them than to Sasuke, even after 3 months of healing, resting, and rehabilitation they are only able to walk with some help, so overall they are still in bed and some times they would wake up in the middle of the night crying and clutching there heads, some even break out in tears after looking in a mirror and seeing there Sharingan unlocked, so overall they have PTSD, some have been getting better but most of them needs some help since they were in a 2 year coma, and so the last 2 years were spent either in rehabilitation or therapy.
"Well awfully mindful of you," Sasuke said.
"Well I may not be able to spend my free time with them like you two, but I at least give them gifts," I said.
"Hey Nashi, you done yet," Tsubaki yelled out.
"Yeah!!!, we're done here," I yelled back.
"Well, goodbye you two," I said as I began to walk towards the carriage and subsequently the people we were meant to protect.
[flashback]
"Hmmm, can you guys tell me why we are watching this movie again?" I asked since I was pretty sure this was a non cannon thing.
"They said that we would be guarding the woman on screen," Sai said.
"I know movies like these border on reality, but I'm pretty sure something like the power of friendship and all that cant combine your chakra," Tsubaki said as in front of them was the movie I think titled Ninja Clash in the land of snow, complete with cringe friendship.
"So, are we going to be like part of the crew or something?" I asked.
"I'm sure we were only told to guard," Sai retorted.
"Well if most of our missions have taught us, it is to expect the unexpected, though our expertise is more on the bloody side," I said.
"Well if they do it will all be on sensei's call," Tsubaki said.
[a few minutes later]
"Well that was shit," I said as we exited the movie theater.
"Well the move was very strategic despite the impossibility and the stupidity of the heroes," Sai said.
"Well I do agree that it was very strategic, but the execution was just… let's say a little redundant," Tsubaki said.
"Well I guess they needed to milk this story or they didn't want to end it just yet," I said
"Well looks like you three enjoyed yourselves," Hayate said coming out of nowhere.
"You know sensei, your clan jutsu is perfect for peeping," I said since even for me he is hard to find.
"Hmm," he sounded out with a smile. "Funny you said that, 'cause you see a wise and powerful man thought the same," he said.
"What brings you here sensei?" Sai asked.
"Ahh, well you see, (cough, cough) we will be meeting our employer," he said.
"Well then shall we," I said while bowing and motioning my hand to our teacher.
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"Well now, may we ask the reason for hiring shinobi's," I asked the producer.
"Hmm," he said as he pushed up his glasses. "I was told that heading towards the village hidden in the snow, and from the information we gathered there would be danger, so we decided to get some insurance," he said.
"That sounds stupid, not hiring ninja's mind you, it's mostly the fact that you hired children instead of full fledged shinobi, granting you some leeway however, you most likely imagined bandits, the occasional chakra enhanced bandit and beast, the surprisingly strong animal, but seriously you didn't imagine ninja's might be in play here?" I said then sipped the tea he handed up.
Grrrr* "Who even are you questioning your employer, and aren't you supposed to be their superior," he said angrily as he pointed his megaphone thing at Hayate.
"Sorry for his actions, but as shinob(cough, cough) we need information," he said silencing the old man by showing him the reason why the young brat was assigned leader.
"It's mostly likely budgeting," a woman's voice sounded out behind them.
"Princess Fujikaze," the old man with the small glasses sounded out.
"They are most likely spending most of the budget on the staff and quality of the movie, and most of the guard budget went to travel, so in other words your just cheap muscle," she said.
"Princess please do not treat our guests like that," the small glasses man said.
"Don't mind her," a bald man said.
"She has a sharp tongue as you can see," a bulky man said behind Nashi.
"But don't worry, she's just worried," another man said behind Tsubaki.
After a few minutes of looking at each one of them. "Ayy it's the spear monk guy, and the one with the beads, and sword pretty boy," I said pointing at each one of them.
"Are we that forgettable?" All there of them sounded out while looking at each other.
"Not really, pukes here just deem one time clients like you guys aren't worth remembering," Sai said with his ever soft yet thorny smile.
"Dam right," I said as I poured more tea down.
"Well aside from what princess said, its most likely something about the rumors surrounding those things," I said while pointing at the giant ice mirrors, something I scrounged up from reading books and the movie, though I thought that snow was just a progressive country but apparently there was more to it.
"What rumors?" Tsubaki asked.
"Oh yes, since today is the month of spring, and it's said that once spring strikes the light shines in 7 different colors," the producer said.
"Like the one in the movie, now I see why such inadequate people would try to enter such a dangerous terrain," Sai said without sounding disrespectful and with a gentle smile on his face.
"Yes…," the producer's assistant said hesitantly.
"By the way is little mis princess always that prickly?" I asked.
"Oh, well you see Miss Yukie is generally that cold," the bald one said.
"Yeah, poor Yukie can't understand compassion even if it was to strike her in the face," the bulky man continued.
"Though it's not all her fault, cause from what we heard at a young age she was betrayed, her hopes shattered and her joy crushed," one who held the sword said.
"Yeah she is one cold mistress, but dam is she one good actress," the producer said.
"Despite her prickly attitude she is one hard worker," his assistant added.
"So… when do we start?" I asked.
"Hmm, isn't that obvious," Hayate said.
"Oh well, I guess i'll take the first shift," I said as I stood up and began to vanish from existence.
While everyone began to stand up and put back the chairs they took, Sai and Tsubaki bowed down in thanks for their hospitality. "Are all young shinobi like this?" The producer asked Hayate after a few seconds of silence.
"Sadly they are an exception Mr. Makino, (cough, cough) but be glad, these children aren't your average shinobi," Hayate said as he left, but unlike his students he disappeared behind a thin plank of wood almost as if he never existed, but to those who know him, he just activated his bloodline limit to turn invisible.
"Well, what a diverse cast of people we just hired," the head producer said.
"You can say that again, a sensei and a student that can just disappear from thin air, and those who that are frankly unpredictable," the assistant producer said.
"Well enough dilly dallying get your asses ready, Sam make sure our equipment is up to snuff, you three prepare for the cold," Makino barked out to his people.
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'Hmmm, should I go the normal Naruto path? Or should I fuck with her?' I thought to myself until I ultimately just decided to do both.
After finalizing what I would do I jumped down from the roof and followed her into the clothing store, there she had bought a simple disguise, though simple is not how I would describe it, since she bought something like one of those redneck raccoon hat but colored pink and no tail, following the color how ever she wore a pink fluffy furry coat, though it's not fit for the current environment it fits for where we are about to embark on, but I didn't just follow her since I wanted something I saw in the shop that I had been looking for.
There, the item I had searched for in the village for years, though I did stop at times it was always on my mind, and when I found it it was like god had alined the planets, split the ocean, created stars, more words to describe something legendary happening cause at that moment something legendary did happen,
Because,
I,
Had,
Finally,
Found,
My,
Loved,
One,
I found the dam perfect coat baby.
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What? Don't look at me like that, i've been looking for this thing for years, at first I just bought a random black or deep gray haori with white on the bottom ends, I did not like them since it wasn't accurate, so I had stopped wearing the outfit entirely and just went on an adventure to hunt down the proper coat. And finally, after years I found it, a black haori, with 8 white diamonds on the bottom of the haori.
After being an idiot on the haori I just noticed that Yukie had left the store so I swiftly bought it and dipped, but before I continued following her I swiftly changed in the alleyway and walked out I looked exactly like kisuke himself, long sleeved black haori with diamonds on the bottom, green kimono shirt paired with green baggy pants and two sandals that increase my hight by three inches, and to add a cherry on top I had a cane with me, though I sadly inform you that it does not have a sword in it, because I was told if it had one it would be to thin and fragile, and having a sword cane would generally be a horrible idea but the blade would be horrible too since constant tapping with it would weaken the blade and its glue, but in exchange I did get one of the hardest wood man could acquire without adding something like iron inside, so the cane is a weapon in itself, but a strong enough force can still kill it.
And now completed I shagged up my hair, made sure the bucket hat put a shadow over my eyes, and complete with the unnerving smile that gives off a bad impression, I was ready and walking out of the alleyway I followed Yukie, after a few minutes of following her in plain sight she stopped and pulled out her make up mirror and used it to look behind her, and what she found was me doing a gentle smile and a wave.
After seeing that she ran ignoring the fact that i'm a child, I guess impressions are everything, well none the less I followed her like a creepy fan stalking a star, or Batman looking for information both are comparable, but just like in those movies the farther she runs the closer I get and the more tired she became the closer I got, as she turned corners and toppled down items I simply jumped and walked on the walls.
She continued to run until she had tripped, she looked back from her prone position to see nothing? She began to wonder if it was only her imagination or something seeing the weirdly dressed man cause who in their right mind would even dress like a homeless shady shop owner, that is until she looked in front of her only to be greeted with a cane being held by the man she saw behind her mirror matching with that unsettling smile, but before she could run away again she finally noticed that her first impressions were not matching, first of all he didn't look old, second after standing up he looked small, thirdly he pulled out a pen and pad and stretched it out towards her.
"Your princess Gale right?" The bucket hatted boy said. "I'm a big fan," the boy said, but he didn't get a response as Yukie only sat there staring at the boy. "Oh, i'm sorry if I scared you, I promise you that, i-its just that my smile always creeps people out, and along with my crippled leg from the nine tails attack, so basically from the day I was born my left leg was never as strong as my right so I always had a cane with me, but I mean you no harm princess gale, it's just that your movie moved me in a way no one has ever done before, and so when I saw you I couldn't help but smile at the image of me getting an actual autograph from a star, please princess gale grant me this wish," the boy said as he bowed down and presented a wooden plank along with a sharpy to write with.
But as the boy continued to bow down hands in front and eyes down he felt that nothing happened, and looking up he saw that Princess Gale or Yukie was nowhere to be found, because she had ran away.
"Pretty cold there weren't you princess," a voice sounded out when she left the alleyway shocking her off her feet.
"Who are you?" She asked with a little anger in her tone.
"Oh me? I'm but a humble guard, i'm pretty sure you saw me at the studio, though I was dressed differently," I said and her eyes lit with recognition.
"You were that boy with the tied up hair," she said recognizing me, I was the boy wearing a green shirt with arm sleeves, wet gray shorts, and green sandals, with my hair tied up like how Shikamaru did his but a lot shorter, but my hair is long enough to cover my ears, just not long enough to go over my neck. "What do you want from me?!?!" She asked in a tone of anger and confusion.
"Didn't I already tell you," the same voice came out but not from the one leaning on the wall, she looked behind her and saw the boy? "Originally I would have just accepted it if you signed the clones pad," I said as he passed me the cane. "But after your little performance I now want it personally," I said as he popped and I pulled out a pad with a sharpy, "Now would you kindly give this little fan a proper signature," I said with my misleading smile.
"Piss off you brat," she said regaining her confidence knowing that I was harmless, after standing up and dusting herself she walked away in a huff.
"Well, isn't she quite moody," I said while staring at the direction she stomped off to, "Welp what guard would I be if I let her get attacked on my shift," I said as I put a pep in my step and made the tapping noise of my sandals with every step.
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"Hehehe, old fuck," I said as I nabbed a wallet from an old man, "Third time this day," I said as I opened it and became surprised to see that it was Yukie's, "Well would you look at that, someone was rather careless," I said as I looked around inside of it to see something like a picture or something else.
"Ahh Nashi, weren't you supposed to protect miss yukie?" Hayate's voice asked.
"Don't be like that sensei, I mean I just saved her wallet," I said without looking at him and stretching out her wallet being held between my fingers.
"So you know where Princess Yukie is?" The old man with small glasses asked.
"Of course I do," I said as I pointed at the bar.
"Thank you," he said as he entered.
"Not gonna join him?" Tsubaki asked.
"Pretty sure you're supposed to guard her now," I said while popping the p.
"Alright, by the way, what happened to your outfit?" She asked.
"Yeah, you look like a shady homeless person now pukes," Sai said.
"Oh don't be like that, i'm more like a shady store owner that set his shop somewhere uncommon and get almost zero customers cause of my shitty placement of it," I said as I looked at myself.
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[end of flashback]
blugh* was the noise that greeted everyone in the boat as Nashi began to empty his stomach contents.
"Bright and early aren't you pukes?" Sai said as he rubbed circles on my back.
"Thanks… pale… buddy," were the only words I could say out.
That was how the first day of being on a boat, well there were more, like Nashi spending most of the day swimming next to the ship fighting off fishes ranging from small and giant aggressive ones, well no one could complain due to the fact that they always had great breakfast, well there was a bit of acting on the ship seeing as the big guy apparently died, also I was wrong about there weapons, big guy had the spear and both smaller dudes had a sword.
Second day.
"LAND!!!!!!!!!!!" Was the words that greeted everyone as Nashi was loud enough to wake up everyone.
Though it was cold Nashi jumped off the ship and began to swim all the way towards the giant land of ice reaching there he kissed and hugged the land as if it was his long lost lover, after that he pulled out a thick rope afterward Nashi began to spin it around like how a cowboy would his lasso, adding chakra I managed to hook it on the ship and began to pull waking up or downing those who could stand.
"W-what the hell is going on," Makino asked as he held onto the railing of the ship.
"Sir, I think we've been boarded!?!?!" The assistant producer yelled out.
"Nah, it's just an overly energetic brat," Hayate said as he had his hand over his eyebrows and squinted his eyes, because as the day got brighter and they got closer to land they were able to see as clear as the light of day, a smiling brat anchored down and a glow of blue around his body as he pulled.
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"Dam it's cold," I sounded out as I got close to one of the heating stoves.
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"So, who do you think is going to croak next?" I asked as we watched over them gathering themselves to fight the one acting out as the evil guy.
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"Haaaa," the old man said and an explosion happened behind him.
"Sensei," I said in a pose of throwing.
"I know," he said.
"Alright, Sai transform into the bald guy, Tsubaki pretty boy, and me," I said as we all moved.
As everyone was frozen from the recent unexpected moment, in front of the actors something exploded.
"I'm sorry for being late princess," a masculine voice sounded out, and from the snow, a hand came out and pulled Gale into a hug.
"W-whats the meaning of this," she seriously sounded out with clear panic in her voice.
"I'm sorry for leaving you earlier, but as you can see the shinigami has given me a second chance," he said. "Now leave princess, this is not the situation for you," I said while turning back and holding the Chinese polearm.
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"Hey director man, you want to continue this or cancel," I asked him.
"What do you mean, THIS SITUATION IS THE BEST FOR US, CAN'T YOU SEE A PREMIUM SITUATION LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN A LIFETIME!!!" He said as he clenched his fist out. "WE CONTINUE TO FILM," he yelled out while pointing his paper megaphone.
"Well that's all we need," someone said.
"I'm on filming original duty," someone said to his left.
"I guess it's Sai for me," another one said to his right.
"Then i'm Tsubaki," another one said.
"ALRIGHT FILM SQUAD, STRIKE!!!" I yelled out as they flipped on the switch to start rolling the film.
"Sorry but seeing as our job is to protect and not show, and the fact that you want to continue filming we could only choose the middle ground," I said with a smile.
"Well good to see that you aren't just strong," he said with a smile. "NOW SHOW THEM THE SPIRIT OF FILMOGRAPHY!!!!" He yelled out.
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I instantly turned around and slashed my spear at something rushing towards my back, after connecting my slash a large explosion of energy afterwards unmanly screams could be heard as Tsubaki and Sai replaced the two actors while sensei took Yukie. (A/N From here on out when Nashi says Tsubaki and Sai he means the two actors cause aint nobody got time for that)
"Tsubaki get the girl, Sai go for the pretty boy, I got the big guy!!" I yelled out commands.
"Fubuki, mizori, would you kindly get Princess Koyuki," the pretty boy calmly said.
"Got it," the big guy said as he got on what looked like to be a snowboard with holes where one would plant their feet.
"What a hassle," the female said as she jumped down nose first, after that she sprouted her wings.
"Hello there big guy," I said as I came in feet first, which he then reacted by jumping and using his board like a shield. "Well aren't you quite smart," I retorted while getting on my feet.
"Why you," he said in anger as he boosted himself towards me.
I simply dodged to the left and swung my bladed pole arm blade hitting chest first, after getting him on my blade I continued to spin and launched him back to one of the mountains.
Tsubaki had a better time since she just simply kept range and peppered her with needles, blind her with snow, and spitfire, so she had full advantage over her fight.
Sai on the other hand had the biggest job, since the one he was fighting is the leader and the one who had just spawned a giant snow whale.
We did what we could to stall for time, said had it the worst since fighting a man who has home field advantage was the worst, and since his ink jutsu's tended to freeze he couldn't do much, though his saving grace was the minimal fire style that he was forced to learn.
Tsubaki's opponent wasn't all only one sided since she couldn't dodge most of the fire birds and her fire power wasn't strong enough to melt them all so she received some damage but not to much.
I however had the time of my life since I was basically given a giant ball, this dumbass clearly showed what he was worth outside since despite already knowing my skills he always returns with that grappling hook arm of his.
But all good things must come to an end as the moment Hayate got on the front of the ship it was the signal, "SAI, TSUBAKI, GET BACK!!" I yelled out as I pulled them back from the string I attached to their belt.
And soon after that we ran towards the ship since sensei had already stood there preparing his hands, afterwards, I grabbed both of them under my hands and proceeded to launch myself like a rocket with chakra burst, and when he reached there.
[water style: Tsunami] Sir Hayate said and in front of the ship a giant tsunami was summoned, it easily engulfed the giant iceberg that somehow appeared overnight.
"Hell yeah, we live," I said as I then suddenly felt pukish.
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"H-h-here Naruto," Hinata said shyly as she presented a lunch box.
"Thanks, Hinata, you're the best," Naruto said as he grabbed it.
"Here you go Sasuke-kun," I said in a cutesy voice along with me acting like a fangirl.
"Why must you always do this?" Sasuke said as he grabbed his lunch box.
"Cause without Shirou here I can fuck with you easily," I said as I sat down next to him while pulling out my own lunchbox in my satchel.
"Wait I thought you were a clone?" Kiba said with his mouth halfway full of rice.
"Yup, one hundred percent clone," the clone me said while stuffing a chopstick full of rice in my mouth.
"Then why do you need to eat?" He asked.
"Cause, unlike your usual illusion clone I'm what's known as a perfect clone, organs, habits, and all that, so I get hungry," I said.
"What?" Kiba said while tilting his head.
"He is using the advanced A-rank shadow clone, you know ones that Jonin uses for recon and all that," Shikamaru said while eating a rice ball.
"Smart as always," I said.
"Ok we get that, but why are you still here? I came to the understanding that you have a finite amount of chakra, not infinite," Ino said in anger with a giant mark on her forehead.
"That's simple, though original is not here it does not mean you can slack off," I said since when I went to fetch Ino she was lazing around in her house, to which I simply dragged her off with me, worrying her father but he understood, and since he can't bring himself to force her to train I was a good choice.
"What is your purpose?" Shino asked.
"Quite a deep question isn't it Shino?" I said with a smile, "but anyways, i'm here mostly to train original's chakra absorption, while babysitting your training," I said.
"Well I guess someone needed to say it," Choji said.
"His training or babysitting?" Kiba asked.
"Both I guess?" Choji said.
"Come on now guys, don't be like that," I said with a smile. "Cause after this we will be playing shock tag," he said with a bigger smile.
Some of them backed off In fear, but one brave soul sounded out. "G-guys, what's shock tag," a voice of a certain pink haired girl sounded out.
"The best advice I can give you is don't get back up," Shikamaru said with a very deep sigh.
"Don't be like that shika, you know I give you guys a 10 second break," I said with a smile.
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"So, what's the plan now?" Tsubaki asked.
"As I said before, our mission is to protect Yukie, plain and simple," Hayate said, which Tsubaki just gave him a dead stare.
"Sensei, I think what Tsubaki is asking is what's "THE" plan," Sai said.
"Ohh, well its, {cough, cough} ahem, its as we are doing, while we pass through this cave me and Nashi's clones patrol the area, though it looks like Nashi is running low on some," he said as within the carriage they were riding in Nashi could be seen deeply meditating.
'That's not it you fucking ass, i'm not even the real thing, and thanks to my circumstance of birth I am severely shafted in chakra, oh how I wish he didn't actually bring blood with him, i'm not even complete yet, this is so fucking stupid,' the blood clone ranted out in his mind as he vigorously sucks up the surrounding chakra.
"Why are they even after Miss Yukie," Sai asked as he found something wrong with this.
"Ahh, i'm so sorry for the trouble the princess has brought," the man with the small glass said.
"Oh don't worry small glasses, it's part of our job,"
"Yes, it's no problem at all, though may I ask why you still refer to her as princess out of set?" Tsubaki asked.
"Ahh, well about that…"
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"So, we're actually working with a real princess huh," Makino said.
"Sir, I think this is too much for our pay grade," the round eyed man said.
"Are you kidding me Sam!!!, this is the perfect situation anyone could ever ask for!!!!" He said with stars in his eyes.
"But sir, we could die in this event," the round eyed man said in a panic.
"Oh what are you talking about, what more could a movie director ask for," he said as he clenched his fists. "THE WORDS BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS AREN'T JUST FOR SHOW, A MOVIE DIRECTOR MUST ADAPT AND EVOLVE, AND WHAT IS HAPPENING BEFORE US, THAT'S RIGHT IT'S EVOLVING, AND IF WE CAN'T ADAPT THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING FALLING BACK, I SAY GET UP AND CONTINUE TO FILM THIS ONES AND A LIFE TIME CHANCE!!!" He said with his chest puffed out and his hand holding his megaphone stretched out.
After the head producer's speech everyone cheered, after that we continued to pass through the cave, nothing much was inside the cave well if you don't count the snow and heaps of icicles but yeah nothing special, but as usual, we interrogated Mr. Sandayu and information I know from the movies spewed out like in the movie, shit about her real name being koyuki kazahana, and the fact that she is a real princess though that was already established.
After all that info I remembered something in the show, and that was the fact that Kakashi stole the stone thing she had as a neckless, which I then began to rant to myself that this was shit and how the fuck am I supposed to find a substitute of something like that, matter of fact how did Kakashi even think of that since from the movie it was clear he just remembered who the fuck she was when the snow ninja's said her name.
After passing through all the knowledge I had I scratched my head in anger. 'Ugh, well who said the life of a ninja was easy,' I thought as I stopped meditating and began to walk outside.
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'Hmmm, from what I remember they moved through the train tracks, but how actually,' I thought as I sat crosslegged on where we entered the cave, I originally planned to try and rip the tracks off so they could drop down to the cliff, but not remembering how they fucking got the train tracks I can't really execute that plan.
"Yoh boss, we got about 5 more minutes left!" A clone yelled out as he stopped himself from sliding down the hill.
"Yeah, and there seems to be no flyers,"
"No skaters here,"
"I don't see shit bro," three clones sounded out. One on the path, one above a tree, and another one overlooking a hill.
"Did I miss remember how they got here?" I asked myself in a silent tone.
"Hey, stop slacking," Hayate said.
"Yes sir!" All of us yelled out.
After that, we went to patrol the area.
"Hey boss, is a runaway princess a possibility in our mission?" A clone asked.
"Well let's just watch over her, I mean it's not like she can get that far anyway," I said. "Before I go have this," I said as I handed my clone something before I jumped.
'Dam, for a normal civilian I got to say she has a lot of stamina, give or take if I was a normal civ it would take about half an hour if I tried to get back from here, ohh she finally tripped,'
"Well look at you, seems like that determination wasn't all out yet it seems," I said mockingly as I walked towards her.
"What do you want," she said angrily despite her breathing deeply.
"I'm here to do my job ma'am, I suggest you stop running from yours," I said as I picked her up in a princess carry.
After picking her up she scoffed, "You know I'm just going to act and nothing less," she said.
"I expect nothing more from you, and you should expect nothing more from me but to do my job," I said.
"Why are you even trying, if those people could survive that giant title wave i'm sure they could destroy your little gang," he replied.
"That may be true, but it's not like we can't do more, plus that attack was mostly to escape, if sensei really wanted to kill them he would have simply pulled out his sword," I said.
"As if something like that could harm them,"
"You would be surprised what a sharp metal stick could do," I said and she just stayed silent. "Look lady, your words are depressing and all, but if I could easily be pushed down like that I wouldn't be here now would I? Plus if you really didn't want to do your job and run away you wouldn't accept something like this," I said with a little chuckle, she however just hmpt at me.
As I climbed up the small mountain and before I could yell out for my clones something happened, as two lines seemed to show themselves on the ground, seeing that I became confident as my knowledge was still useable.
"Ayy, train tracks appeared!! Pop sensei!!" I yelled up as a puff of smoke then sounded out.
"Plan A, boss?" A clone asked.
"Nah, let's try plan C," I said
"Alright, you heard the man!! Clones 2 and 3 get on the tracks," he yelled at the two clones behind him.
"Alright, you got the bags and please for all that is holy, don't waste them ok, making them is a bitch," I said as I entered the cave and continued to run in.
"Lets get you on a better position princess," I said.
"Ok, let me get down-" she began to talk but instead of putting her down I tossed her forwards and began to run.
As she began to sputter and prepare herself for a rough landing at the right time I got below her and she landed gently on my back, "Worry not princess, your trusty steed is here," I said as I basically used the transformation on myself to look like a white mine cart with a talking horse head, "Careful of the sides princess, since they're not real and all," since I just placed an illusion on top of me, but what it really looks like is i'm giving a piggyback ride to an adult.
"W-wat?" Was her response as who could reply to a white mine cart with a talking horse head.
"I hope this works," I said to myself as I then ran as if my life was in danger as seconds later two explosions sounded out.
"What was that!?!?!?" She yelled out as she looked behind us just to see a train, but not before the cave covered it by collapsing. "T-The cave is collapsing!!!!" She yelled out.
"Its as I planned," I said and then she swung at the smug white horse in front of the cart, but unexpectedly for her, she didn't hit anything but instead felt something getting enveloped by her breasts. "That's my head girl, best not smack it unless you want us to crash," I said as I heard a crash behind me just to see the train smash through the cavein.
"Ughhhh, you've doomed both of us," she said as she began to pinch me. "Were going to die here, AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!," she yelled at me furious of the situation.
"Hmm, from your point of view maybe, but from someone like me, the presence of death, MEANS NOTHING!!!!" I said as I activated my bloodline ability, the illusion faded showing a purple haired boy, the wind then continued to pick up, and he began to glow with an etherial blue. "CAUSE I SURE AM NOT DYING TODAY BITCH!!! NOW QUIT WHINING AND WATCH FOR THE EXIT!!" I yelled out as little by little we rushed through, following the trail.
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"I hope this works," was what we last heard as original went in to enter the cave.
"You think this will work?" Clone 2 asked.
"You think he would have ran if this had a 100% chance of working," clone 3 answered with a depressing smirk.
"Hmm, we'll still live, plus this would be as painful to original as it would be for us since you know," Clone 2 said with a wink.
"Well then, lets fuck him up," Clone 3 said.
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!" Clone 4 yelled out as Clone 2 jumped high, and their time of chatting gave them enough time so that the train was only a few feet away, which was the prompt that meant to activate 3 and fours bombs, after a large explosion, a chain of explosive tags that covered the rim of the cave began to light up when that happened 2 entered the train through a hole he punched through the wood, then the explosion completed covering the hole with a pillar of snow.
"Well now, aside from the wood I thought this place would begin to fill with snow or something?" Clone 2 asked himself as the snow didn't actually fill the room but instead created a small mountain to block the hole. "Ehh who gives a shit, time to ruin this train….. ok, i'm in the cockpit right?" 2 asked himself since he was in front of the train yet there are no buttons, and instead of complicated pipes and shit there was just a small fire inside a chimney. "What the fuck is going on?" He asked himself as he began to look around.
"Oh well, I guess i'll just set up," he said as he opened the sack that Nashi gave him, and inside it was a bunch of little paper balls, after making sure that it was actually what he wanted he then began to rip a little hole on the side, small but not so small that nothing could get out just enough so that it drops a ball every step or two, after that he began to walk through the train.
"Ahhh sheeeeet," he said as when he opened the first door he was greeted with a few goons.
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"Ge-" was the first word that was told in what seems to be a whole minute, only to be stopped by my clone spitting a nail of water in his brain.
"GET HIM!!!!" The one behind him shouted out and a full on slaughter happened.
Since most of the goons were in front of him the task was simple, or so I thought, since little did my dumb ass expect that goons were equipped with a lesser version of their chakra armor, cause who the fuck does that!?!?!?
Punching them was no problem, but throwing something like Thunder Palm sucked, I mean literally, their armor sucked the chakra out of it, though I had my overall options cut to the roots I still got practical information, one is that a few inches from there skin is when the chakra gets absorbed, two is that they cant just willingly suck my chakra because if that was the case I would have popped now, so that left me with hand to hand, or you know the good old olympic stab, cause aside from punching them in the gut and stabbing them on the side of there heads I still have options, also have I mentioned there strong? And abnormally fast too? Cause they are, my guess is that it's the armors doing because it's clear as glass that they aren't trained.
[outside]
As loud crashing noises could be heard something stuck out from the loud noises, and that was some brat breaking wood with every step trying to run as far as one 12 year old boy could.
"Ahhh!!!" A loud feminine scream could be heard as a block of ice landed a foot to the right.
'God dammit, how the fuck did Naruto run all of this,' I thought to myself as I remember this scene on the movie, it was supposed to be an easy but long run, but it feels like i've been running for one whole hour.
[inside the train]
"That should be the last of them," clone 2 said as he clapped his hands, but little did he expect that his little murder spree did not go unheard, as in that instant a compartment opened and strings began to wrap around him, he tried to pull out his kunai and cut it but to no effect, a second later another compartment in the floor opened up just in front of him and the big dude came out and landed a haymaker, but before he could pop he smiled as tags that was placed on his body began to glow around him, "Hehehe, boom" was the last words clone 2 said out, a kicker to this was the small pouch that held explosive's though small and scattered the explosion they made being clustered in a sack and surroundings was still great.
[outside]
A loud consecutive explosions shook the cavern even more and made it even more unstable.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! I'M SORRY PRINCESS, BUT I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING," I yelled out as I began to see the light ahead.
"WHAT?!?!?" She loudly asked.
"THAT IS SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE," I said as I lessened the grip I had on her.
"WAIT NOOOO!!!" She screamed as she began to fall.
"TELL THEM I'M SORRY FOR LETTING THEM DOWN," I yelled back as I grabbed her by the collar, placed her ass on my hand, and threw her with all my might added with the biggest chakra burst I could do without breaking my hand or her ass.
"Its time for a detour in my journey then," I said.
[Outside the cave]
A few minutes before.
"EVERYONE HIDE, THERE COMING," Hayate yelled out surprising us as none of us ever thought that Hayate could yell like that, but before we could ponder on what was going on a railroad appeared, and everyone began to scatter, well everyone but me of course, since I didn't see a problem, what I saw was an unlimited amount of chakra used to heatup something so useless, and like the greedy chakra mongerer I am I greedily gripped it and started sucking on it like how a fat man would a liter of cola.
"Nashi, what are you doing?" Hayate asked me after noticing I had no intention of hiding.
"That's simple sir," I said as I then began to grip the rails as hard as I could and while absorbing the chakra I began to bend the metal.
"W-what is he doing," was the other question.
"HEY KID, TRANSFORM!!" The director yelled out.
"Greedy aren't cha!!! Well who am I to dispute with our employer," I said as I transformed into a kneeling version of the character known as Shishimaru ripping the rails off the ground.
"Ha, ha, ha, PREPARE EVERYONE!!!" I yelled out as I saw something coming at me, I made the genjutsu kneel and pick up an imaginary Chinese spear, but in all honesty, I was there preparing for an attack with my kunai.
"AHHHHH, CATCH ME!!!!" To my surprise, it was Princess Gale.
"Princess Gale," I said surprised as I caught her, while sliding back dissipating the force that she was tossed with.
"Ugh, shishimaru?" She questioned surprised at the situation.
"Princess, whats going on?" He asked after holding her properly.
"Ugh, run, run shishimaru, t- the train is coming," she said as from the caved in cave loud noises had began to erupt while rumbling and crashing noises came fro it, moving away a train with a caved in front rushed forward, but as soon as the train got out to the third segment it got derailed due to the rail I had bent.
"NOW," I yelled out as a transformed Sai, Tsubaki, and Hayate along with a few faceless people, by the looks of it, it was either Hayate clones and transformed or civilians of the land of snow since i'm pretty sure there was something about resistance group or something.
"Lets go princess," I whispered as I held the back of her head and ran away when I heard explosions happening behind me.
"GHAAAAA, KILL THEM ALL," a loud voice said out as black smoke exploded outwards from a few feet inside the cave, following the explosion troops of people wearing white and what looked like to be lesser versions of the chakra armor came rushing out.
"Run princess, get to safety," I said, after running away a bit I let her down and equipped my Chinese spear from my seal, not a genjutsu this time.
Running towards the battle I now see that the man named Sandayu this time wearing traditional samurai armor with an army of men whose faces I vividly remember from the moment where they threw explosive kunai, rushing in I joined Sai and Tsubaki who were already transformed, after that, we practically formed a formation, rushing forward we realized that coating the weapons with chakra doesn't seem to work, since getting close to it there chakra armor seem to absorb the chakra we coat our weapon's with, but realizing that they cant absorb the chakra in our bodies I did what I thought would work, by infusing my chakra into my weapon instead of coating it I managed to make the slices easier.
"Watch out!!" I said as I abruptly jumped to the right while activating my bloodline to absorb most of the impact as from the right side of Tsubaki a black dragon came crashing down.
"KILL THEM, I GOT THIS ONE!!!," I yelled out as I let out a strong chakra burst to dissipate the black dragon.
"Shit," 'Where the fuck are you original,'
A battle ensued as Tsubaki and Sai went to take care of the fodder.
"THOSE USELESS IDIOTS, I WASTED MY MONEY ON THEM!!!" A black haired dude yelled out. "YOU, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT," he said as he placed his hands together and formed a hand sign. "[SNOW STYLE: TWIN DRAGON BLIZZARD," After that two black dragons rushed out of both hands.
"Well shit," was the only thing I could say as I prepared myself to either take the hit or kill the guy.
Ducking down to dodge a diving dragon, soon I jumped forward breaking the floor on where I had stood, speeding through I twisted to the side slicing the neck of the dragon, another dragon then came in seemingly crushing me but soon I Appeared a few inches from where I was presumed to be crushed, soon the dragon who's head I sliced reformed and attacked, but like before it hit nothing as the Nashi it hit dissipated, and from the crater three kunai's came flying out along with shuriken's on an ark, after passing by the leader the shurikens slammed down on the kunai's changing there trajectory, wrapping around him, soon after I pulled him off his feet and began to slam him around trying to do as much damage as I could.
"GET THAT BITCH!!!!" I howled out to my clones from the crater bloodied and clothes ripped. 'That son of a bitch, if I didn't have my bloodline ability I would have been dead,' *COUGH, COUGH* 'I coughed out blood and felt that my ribs were broken, my legs dead, and one of my arms dislocated, if I wasn't the fresh model of the blood clone I would have popped, and if I was the real one I would have been crippled, I guess thats another thing to add to the clone makers, bone density needs work,' I thought out as I tried to realign my bones.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!," another loud explosion happened but this time it was in front of the train, one flew upwards spreading out wings, another one was a giant of a man roaring towards the heavens, "I'LL KILL THAT BRAT!!!!" The giant man yelled out, as he looked down he leveled his eyes at me thinking I was the original, "YOUR DEAD!!!!" He howled as he rushed towards me, but unexpectedly he wasn't fast, I mean his build won't make you think he was fast but from my experience before, we can say he began to look more sluggish, looking deeper it seems like he suffered an explosion, seeing as his front was covered in soot and his yin-yang thing on his belly seems to have cracked, i'm not sure about this but I vaguely remember Naruto being able to Rasengan the main villain after Sasuke cracked the yin-yang thing on his chest, so with my will I realigned my legs as fast as I could, I was a man with a dream and at that moment with one arm vaguely repaired I strengthened my legs I took a step, but fell face first.
"Ha, Ha, Ha," a tired huffing was above me.
"I hope you pray to your god," he took a deep breath, "cause you're going to die now," he said as he raised his foot.
"MIZORE!!!" A female's voice sounded out, but before the gorilla of a man could check his surroundings a slicing sound could be heard and his vision began to change, as his height became smaller and his vision rolled.
"Pukes I got you," a calm voice sounded out as he pulled my hand and slung my arm over his shoulder.
"Where's Tsubaki?" I asked quietly as he dragged me away.
"Making time," he said as Tsubaki was fighting the leader of the trio.
"Where's sensei?"
"Holding back their leader," as Hayate could be seen strutting his sword style and the reason why he was feared.
"Guard the corpse, we need to study their armor," I said.
"Alright, wait here," he said as he put me down and rushed back.
Rushing back Sai saw the corpse he had left behind being tied up by a heavily Injured woman with what looked like a dislocated hand by the way it hung, without fail Sai fell to his training, holding his tanto horizontally in front of him just below his eyes, he lessened his presence, silenced his breathing, lowered his heart beat, and prepared his blade, but as the blade reached its apex a kunai was thrown at him making him jump back, he was about to glare at the interrupter but a second later her wings jutted out shattering the kunai and launching shards at him, but a simple roll to the side took him out of the damage range.
Sai looked at Tsubaki with gratitude and Tsubaki nodded and dodged another swipe from the ash purple haired man.
"FUBUKI, FORGET ABOUT MIZORI AND GET THE MASTER!!!" He yelled out towards her.
"BUT-,"
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME, IT'S NOT AS IF HE HELD ANY IMPORTANT INFORMATION ANYWAY!!" He cut her off, and after that, she simply bit her bottom lip and left to head towards the master.
"Tch, I guess its time to take off the kiddy gloves," he said as he then began to rapidly perform hand signs, "[SNOW RELEASE: WOLF FANG AVALANCHE," he yelled out as the snow behind him began to shake and shift, not a second later it began to fall and shapes of wolves appeared.
"SAI," Tsubaki yelled out in panic as she began to form hand signs, and Sai instantly knew what she had in mind and jumped behind her, "[EARTH STYLE: EARTH WALL," she yelled as he slammed her hands down and over the snow hitting the dirt below seconds later just as the snow was about to crash on them a wall of earth instantly jumped up to protect them.
"JUST DIE!!!!" A man screamed out a few feet away followed by a heavy downward punch that shattered the earth as it connected to the floor.
"Sadly," he coughed in his mouth silently, "that is not part of our contract," he said followed by another slash that slashed a wound on the enraged man's neck.
"WHY YOU!!!" He said out in anger as he placed his palm over the wound just to see blood, and became even more enraged not so dissimilar to a toddler being angered, since its as clear as day that this man has never trained to do anything other than achieve his dragons and equip the armor.
"SIRE," the sound of a woman suddenly sounded out to his left that if he didn't jump back in time he would have either been sliced in half or had received some broken bones.
"WHATS GOING ON!?!?" He loudly asked.
"Sire we need to flee, if not we might lose more than we can afford," she said while kneeling down.
After hearing her words he decided to look around and there he found Mizori's head halfway covered by snow leaving only his eye and half his face, but there was a problem and that was the fact it was upside down and showing the stump that his neck has become, there he stood cause he himself knew that he was the strongest when it comes to strength, and knowing that even pondering a little would lead to his demise.
"Fubuki…," he said hesitantly.
"We also found the girls location," she said
Hearing that what they went here for was already within hand his decision set. "Alright, tell them to retreat," she said as his wings expanded instantly, and with a burst of chakra he jumped up
"YES SIR!!!!" She said and then stood up, "EVERYONE RETREAT!!" She yelled out as everyone jumped back and began to merge with the snow, and she followed her lord.
And as they flew off an explosion occurred on the side of the mountain, and what came out was a familiar purple haired boy, though bleeding and heavily disheveled.
[minutes earlier]
"Tell them i'm sorry," I said after tossing her with all my might, "I guess i'm having a detour," I said, and as the cave slowly but surely fell on me, "FUCK IT, WHO SAID I'D LET MY LAST MOMENT ONLY SAVING ONE BITCH!!!!" I yelled out as I noticed that the entrance was already caving in, but I didn't just run along the train tracks for nothing, I wanted to learn how they heated up the steel, since if it was just your everyday fire chakra i'm pretty sure that they would melt by now, and I did figure it out, it was small but not small enough, the trick is to shiver, generally shaking steel at high speed does nothing but what if you added something magical, for example chakra, that's right.
Now armed with knowledge I activated my chakra shroud and actively proceeded to shake it, and shake I did, my chakra began to shake like no tomorrow since I was limited not only by the closed exit but by the falling rubble and train behind me, after feeling my body burning as if I was being boiled alive I said fuck it, gritting my teeth as hard as I could and crossing my arms in front of me I leaped to the side and crashed through meters of ice and rock, as with chakra boost and my increased power I plowed through and after hitting something hard I instantly curled up into a ball to minimize the things that would been crushed by the fall.
I didn't know how long I was down there but I have been knocked out I think, as my head was fuzzy and I was tired, I couldn't move and I could hardly breathe, soon I started to panic but I crushed it down since panicking would bring me nothing but a slower death, calming down I rearranged my thoughts and remembered I was buried under my own plans. "Fuck me, am I right," I then chuckled to myself, after pitying myself a little I began to shift through my Arsenal of techniques, something like a divergent fist wouldn't work since I cant move my arm much since i'm being crushed and in ball form and all that.
Performing the Rasengan in this situation would end badly to, though I can move my wrist i'm not sure I have enough space or the mentality to form it, after shuffling through my thoughts it then struck me like a toddler munching you in the balls, I could use the pinpoint version of chakra burst to flatten or crush some of the rocks and ice I was buried in.
"Alright, time to, ugh, survive," I said to myself as I struggled to move my palm, but after minutes of struggling I became out of breath, before panicking I decided to make this easy for myself since remembering that I could heat my body up and that I can filter the carbon out of the air with water to get fresh oxygen, I decided to start boiling myself to get some fresh water out of the dam ice.
But sadly as all life is, my plan did not go according to my thoughts cause as soon as the ice melted instead of lightening my load it got worse since the ice that melted began to soak me, and the fact that we are basically in the coldest part of Russia where summer doesn't even warm it up, but that's not the worse part, because the worse part is the fact that it became more crushing as the ice melting shifted the rocks and now its basically fully crushing me, but want to know a bright side to this?
Well let me answer you it's the fact that it melted enough that I could now freely move my wrist and that includes my palm, and you know what that means, I twisted my palm, now as my palm was now over my chest pointing outwards I naturally braced myself and launched a chakra burst while gritting my teeth as best as I could, and after a few good two or five blasts I could finally stretch my whole hand out, luckily due to my chakra bursts the rock basically compressed themselves, though I was still pressed to the earth with force, but with my hand being given room to move I had one plan.
And that plan you ask? Well, it's what we call simple wishful thinking, and physics from the show would actually be real, cause from the water container crash combined with how the Rasengan worked on Kabuto i'm wishing for it to both blast the rock away if not I wish for it work like a drill and hopefully not crush my ass.
"Well yolo am I right?" I said to myself as I charged the Rasengan in my hand I thrusted it forward powered by chakra and my hopes and wishes, and after fully stretching it out it grinded on the earth, after that, I realized at least one of my plans would work, and now I just need to wish that me drilling a cavern around me won't make it fall on me again.
After making my little igloo, not large but big enough for me to kneel down and enough space to crawl and and lay down but most importantly off all I can hopefully could drill out of here, now with room and space I charged two rasengans one in each palms I began to carve my way out, but unexpectedly after grinding for a few seconds but what felt like hours something unexpected happened, as I grinded away I could did not expect my continues use of rasengan in both hands it split my focus and unlike before the continues mashing agains what basically was a wall of stone, the spin of my rasengan lessened and when it stopped it, now let me ask you? what happens when a mass of chakra that was being maintained by an outside force of rotation that keep its speed, power, and shape, well you don't have to cause I found out the hard way since it was basically being held by a thin sphere of static chakra, and like a ballon being pricked by a needle all the air, in this case chakra or force is blasted out violently shooting out and blasting a hole directly outside the cave.
I was shocked, but my joy outshone my shock as I needed to get out and my need for information, now exiting my prison I looked out, my body soaked and began to freeze, but looking out I witnessed something flying out, after that, I looked around, there was blood and the sign of combat, but eye catching of all that is a battle, as a pink haired woman just stabbed Mr. Sandayu.
After witnessing that I instantly jumped into action, but that action was more like a stumble as it was the only thing I could do as I felt the exhaustion, blood loss, and cold hitting me to my bones, and with all that I passed out.
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Chapter end
And that cuts, thanks for reading, and sorry for the cliffhanger, this has been getting too long even for me, editing and rereading this will take a bitch, thanks to the guy who suggested Grammarly cause aside from proofreading it and editing some words it's a big help, welp as usual tanks for reading have a good day, night, evening, or whatever time you are at.
Question: what's your favorite Pokemon? If not then any animal.
As usual thanks for reading and fish out.