I do not own either naruto or phineas and ferb or gain monetary value for this fanfiction,

Doofenshmirtz looked in front of him the man's handsome chiseled muscles could be seen even through his normal tan suit. It was a little intimidating, he wanted to be angry like with his brother but this man he knew could hurt him more than Perry the platypus ever would. Norm might not be able to stop him even with him standing behind him.

"So mister Uzumaki I think that works out the contract don't you say?"

The man looked up from the papers in front of him. Nodding to himself gave the man in front of him a grave look. "Yes, as you know this won't be cheap. We have settled out your payment method letting my company use your name to create the more interesting features and components you have thrown together for your," he paused over the name. "inators. As well as paying a small fee off your contract payment for any blue prints including formulas and data, you decide to sell us. We will pay you at a diminished price for every blueprint until the contract is settled then you can receive full price if you wish. Is that all correct Dr. Doofenshmirtz?"

"Yes, yes, good. Finally Perry the platypus will have no way to foil my newest scheme!" he stood up, throwing his hands in a dramatic way.

"Hey dad I'm here, I'm gonna' set up in the other room." Venessa, his 16 year old daughter, walked in. Doof had her for the weekend with the light flush of cash thanks to Mr. Uzumaki paying for some of his failure inators as well as the period of monthly payments for his short term employment contract. He could give her some cash for acting as an assistant this month. His month of victory.

As she walked in she noticed the other adult, blond hair blue eyes chiseled chin, the man was handsome like her uncle, the mayor. "Hey, I'm Vanessa." Walking over hand out.

The man stood up, he was tall, reaching out his hand to Vanessa. "A pleasure, miss." Heinz stood up also. "Venessa this is Mr. Uzumaki, i've just hired him to help my next plan to take over the tri-state area successfully by dealing with Perry the platypus."

"You can call me Naruto. As your father said, I am hired muscle, while your dad completes his plan I keep the agent distracted."

"Ok, how did he find someone like you?" She's seen her father lose even without Perry interfering so she was dubious of his chance of success even with this man helping.

"Well I found him." Taking out a card, I am part of a small company that finds inventors like your father, evil not evil it doesn't matter. Their ability to create such devices gets our interest. We don't care what they do with their devices or why they need our help, we get paid in data and blueprints that these misunderstood geniuses create.

"So you're using him to get at the weird stuff he makes? Why?" She felt a little a fronted her dad was weird yes, smart well he made stuff that was pretty cool. But this man wanted his inventions.

"Well yes all contributions are made in the name of the inventor and any future use and production is paid back to the inventor with a small reduction for the company." He gave a small smile. His company was made to take the high tech these insane men and women could make and give it out in the world. In a few years with these inventors, dreams of the future will be made for the average man without complicated or expensive manufacturing. They wanted a way into this potential money well. What they were going to do with it, he didn't know evil good didn't matter to him as long as he was paid and armed for his job he did as he liked.

"Ok, whatever. Dad just don't get over your head and sell off everything you own." She sighed, it sounded sketchy but her fathers life was evil so it was already sketchy so long it didn't affect her it didn't matter too much. She gave the blond man's a look one last time before walking off to the spare room. She knew she would probably help out sometime later, maybe.

"nice kid." Naruto chuckled, normal people looked at what his company did differently, working for and with villains.

"isn't she." Dr. Doofenshmirtz looked proud. "Now let's get everything prepared." Walking off to set up for his grand plan. Naruto chuckled looking over the script, finding it funny that his employer and enemy agent were so predictable that everything played out almost the same each time. Today would be different. His contract stipulated for 1 hour would he hold off the agent. He had made the dr. re create a list of inventions just for today. He looked over the equipment given. He was well acquainted with the organization and was prepared for multiple agents if necessary. But they knew his ways also, so they may not send one. Who knows? He walked to the room he set up for this.

Today was a normal day for Candace. Wake up, go down stairs, eat breakfast and prepare herself for the crazy thing she would be busting her brothers for today. If she could get her mother just to see it, then she would win. She waited.

"Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today, we're going to play detective. Issabella and the fire scouts have helped us set up a thrilling murder mystery all over Danville. Today you will be the great sleuth while I'll be your silent side kit. Let's make us some awesome high tech detective tools." …

"Where's Perry?" "Over there." Pointing towards the bushes where Perry was laying under the shade. "Bravo Detective Ferb, that's our first mystery solved. Let's go over to Isabella's. She said it would all start at her house." The boys after wishing their mother and father a simple farewell as the two planned to spend the day downtown at the black and white movie expo.. Dashed off into the garage, soon an assortment of power tools and cacophony of other sounds rang out. Candance who having run up to her room to finalize todays plans with Stacy as the boys played a fun whodunit in the backyard of the neighbors house. Hearing the assortment of tool sounds, feeling the busting urge consume her ran into the garage only to see Phineas and Ferb atop a strange mobile vehicle, dressed in beige raincoats that covered much of their person.

A phone rings in the kitchen of the Fletchers, roaming eyes glance about only to see out the front window, Candace frantically pedaling, following behind the boys as they drive off on a mechanical whatchamacallit.

Perry, seeing his owners gone, pushed a little button on the phone causing part of the kitchen counter to reveal a pipe leading below. Swiftly jumping in, the opening closing behind him.