Disclaimer: Games of Throne and Cyberpunk don't belong to me
Trigger warning : violence, gore.
AN: Thanks for the follows. The chapters are often in the form of slice of life so it's slow. Plus, English is not my native language . So sorry for the mistakes, but the story continues. Enjoy.
"I don't like you."
Arya refrained from throwing a right at the dwarf who was carrying his whole life in a carriage.
"You smell weird."
You don't smell like roses either.
"I promise to take you to your destination, Mr. Rochefer."
"It's not like I had a choice. The most experienced adventurers joined the Blackmist front. Only a novice like you remained."
She really wanted to strangle this dwarf. He would never have been able to hire experienced adventurers to cross the Withered Canyon for just one gold only reason she was taking him was because he was coming with a carriage and she hadn't gotten around to buying a griffin had heard about a dungeon in the Canyon and wanted to quickly upgrade to level 90. She would buy a mount when she question of escorting ungrateful people again.
She still remembered the gnomes and the gunpowder they added to the dish they gave her.
The description said the taste was explosive. She hadn't thought that was literally. She had forgotten to set a return point after dropping them off and had to repeat the same route on foot.
She would have no choice anyway since the blackmist front where a large part of the players were located was on an archipelago of flying islands.
After warning her not to touch his beer, the journey began.
Ten minutes later
"I need to pee" cried the dwarf before running into a bush
Arya then rolled her eyes.
"5,4,3,2,1"
"Ahh, Help!"
The young girl sighed before rushing to her client.
There were many things Arya wanted to forget, the death of her first father, the deaths of Robb and her mother, being blind in a port town, she still remembered how many times she had fallen to the water.
Now, she could add seeing a dwarf running towards her with his pants down to that list
She sighed before impaling the carnivorous bush that was chasing him.
After calming down, the dwarf returned to his shitty attitude very quickly.
"We can't even pee in peace anymore. If I had had a single scratch I would have lowered your pay." he said, staggering towards his carriage.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" she says
The dwarf looked at her in confusion before the color red tinted his cheeks.
He quickly got dressed.
The scene, different each time, repeated itself.
"A bear! A bear!"
"SLASH !"
Arya added a fur to her inventory.
"Who put a hole in the middle of the road?"
"It's a rest area and it's a latrine."
Arya covered her ears in time.
"No, I do not wish to have a harem of female goblins. No, your daughters are not ugly. I have taken a vow to remain chaste."said the dwarf, casting a desperate look at his bodyguard.
"He was cursed by a wizard and unfortunately..." Arya said without saying more.
The goblins furrowed their single brow before widening their eyes in understanding.
"OH!"
It was only an hour after their departure that the dwarf understood.
" I'M NOT..."
Arya ignored the insults and prayed for the ride to end
Arya watched the carriage leave with relief and ignored the middle finger the dwarf gave her as he walked away.
Really, why were these video games so tiring.
But she had finally arrived at her destination.
The cave looked terrifying. Giant bats were visible in the distance. Suddenly one of them seemed to be heading towards her before being snatched by a bird of prey larger than herself.
"Finally some action." Arya said ready to enter this nightmare with anticipation.
Attention, Attention, world maintenance will begin in 20 minutes online in 24 hour apologize for the inconvenience.
" Really?"
24 hours later in the queue.
"No, but I told him, KillerAlbert is not my lover, he's just a tank. It's always good to have a tank friend. I hate waiting in line. But no, he asks me if one tank isn't enough for me and if he isn't a tank strong enough for me."
"What did you say to him?"
"The same thing I say to him in bed. You're perfect."
Arya rolled her eyes in exasperation.
Why had a queue for a dungeon become a place for gossip? Her gaze shifted to the gnome and human next to her.
"So one of your tank friends will be joining us soon?" Arya asked.
"Um no, they're both in a raid."
Another pointless conversation.
30 minutes later always in the queue.
TankBoy has been added to your team.
"Hello girls, I will be your hero for the day!"
Complete 5, 4, 3, 2,1.
5 minutes later in the dungeon.
"Heal, damn, Heal!"The tank shouted as he tried to face the tide of bats.
He had thought too big and attracted a few too many monsters.
HealerPrettyBabe has logged return to the queue.
"Sorry guys, my boyfriend called me for a Raid! :) Gg!"
60 minutes later, in the dungeon boss room
The gigantic bird was a zombie bird. The last boss's entrails were leaking out of his open stomach.
Arya attacked with her daggers and transformed into a tiger intermittently.
" He has 1% life left! We're almost there! " The tank shouted
Suddenly the animal's insides began to tremble, then flew away and imprisoned them like chains.
Arya heard an explosion.
The bird had just burst its insides and something slimy covered its body.
A unique taste on her tongue quickly made her feel nauseous.
Her companions were not as strong and were regurgitating the last virtual meal they had swallowed.
No, no, she wasn't going to do this dungeon again.
An idea came to her mind when she saw what was in her inventory.
She threw the object without hesitation into the open belly of the beast.
She waited, a second, two seconds. These life points were dropping quickly. Was she going to die here?
Suddenly the beast screamed and collapsed to the ground.
Dungeon completed!
Level 90 reached!
"What did you throw at him that made him die so quickly?"asked the Tank after collecting the loot.
"An explosive burrito." She said simply
Everyone nodded understandingly.
"The gnomes?"
Arya nodded then.
"The gnomes."
"100 gold coins the griffin"
"He told me 60 nearby. »
Arya had finally reached the town of Hallsea, the last town before the front. She had gone to the market to buy a flying mount. But she quickly realized that it was like in reality, a jungle. She didn't want to buy a super stylish flying mount from the store but maybe it wasn't a bad idea.
The elf who tried to persuade her to buy a sick griffin for 100 coins didn't give her much confidence.
"That's all you have to offer me, a sick griffin who won't finish the journey. »
At these words, the elf's face softened.
"Listen Miss, I have a sick mother at home and two children to feed, my wife died and all she left me is this griffin. Please be a little generous. »
Arya suddenly felt the urge to buy this griffin. He wasn't that bad. After all she could buy a new mount later and this elf seemed to need the gold.
He had plenty of gold on his body, bracelet, ring, necklace but...
Arya jumped
"A Seduction Spell. Really ? I thought the elves were all very honest. Aren't you afraid of incurring the wrath of your goddess? »
Suddenly the elf turned pale and seemed ready to flee.
"He's not an elf, he's wearing a disguise. He's a gnome. » said the fruit and vegetable seller next to her.
"We've been trying to get rid of him for a month now but he always comes back with a new disguise. » she continued
Annoyed Arya turned to the seller. But found the stall empty.
" I told you. If you want a good griffin, go see Marco or Bernard on the square. If they don't sell them to you for 80 gold, it's a scam. »
"Does our chameleon crook have a wanted notice? » asked Arya smiling
"At the tavern. But like I told you, he likes to hide.
"And I know a lot about disguises. »
An hour later after giving an unforgettable lesson to a crook.
"And here's a griffin for 80 gold pieces"
Arya looked smiling at the majestic griffin standing before her. It was gold in color and had a certain elegance.
She brought her hand closer to caress him.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you…" the salesman said too late
"OUCHH" she shouted
Her hand was red when she looked at it
"He won't let you pet him until you have a friendly relationship with him. » finished the seller
"You could have said that before!" » she said, giving the seller a dark look.
Arya sighed before climbing on the animal. It was time to join this guild.