In Pallet Town, Ash Ketchum was taking a break from his travels and watching the first episode of Pokémon Horizons: The Series English Dub on his sofa. He was curious to see how the show would be without him as the main protagonist.
Just then, his ears perked up when he heard a knock on the front door. "Oh, come on, I just started the episode..." The knocking became louder, interrupting his show. "Alright, alright, I'm coming," He reluctantly got up from the sofa and made his way to answer the door, muttering to himself about the interruption.
When the world champion opened the door, Ash was surprised to see a deep purple-skinned alien with a massive white chest and arms standing on his porch. The creature had hoop-like shoulder pads, dark-blue sections on its wrists, blade-like protrusions, and a stinger-like carapace on its tail. Its head was completely encased in a carapace, except for the eyes which were visible through a visor. Four spikes extended from its cranium, and the gem plate on its scalp shrunk.
The strange creature in front of Ash was none other than Cooler in his 5th form from Dragon Ball Z.
Ash was confused by the appearance of Cooler and asked him cautiously, "Um...can I help you?"
Cooler snorted at the lack of respect from the teen but answered nonetheless. "Greetings, filthy Earthian, I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if you saw a filthy monkey with blonde hair stopped by here," he asked.
Ash repeated Cooler's question in confusion, "Monkey with blonde hair?" He then got a funny mental image of a regular monkey wearing a blonde wig, which appeared in a thought bubble above his head.
Cooler facepalmed as he saw Ash's thought bubble of a monkey with a blonde wig.
"No, that's not what I meant!"
"But you just said a monkey with b-"
Cooler rudely interrupted Ash, cutting him off as his patience grew thin. "I meant to say a filthy Saiyan with blonde hair!" he exclaimed.
"I don't even know what a Saiyan is," the Monarch replied.
Cooler shook his head in annoyance and decided to try the next house. But before leaving, he took a good look at Ash's features and realized something. "Wait a minute! Black hair?! You're a Saiyan!" he exclaimed, almost as if it was obvious.
"Okay, now that's just racist!"
"Who cares if it is!" Cooler retorted angrily and placed his massive hand forward, opening his palm and began to channel his Ki for a powerful Ki Blast. "Say your prayers, you filthy Saiyan!" he shouted at Ash.
"I told you before I don't know what a Say-"
Cooler fired his Ki Blast towards Ash, and the blast created a loud explosion.
Ka-booooooooooooooooommmmmmm!
Well shit...Ash is dead? The end I guess...o.o;