"So old man, what are we going to do with our little fox and snake?" Questioned the man with the long white hair, well he asked the question after he was finished writing in his notebook, and Sarutobi just looked down at the passed out man and woman. "Well Naruto had asked to give her blood, which means she got in a bad situation and she has healed a lot or Naruto found her with a bunch of blood and or body's surrounding her and he thinks that some of it is hers. In any case, we make sure she doesn't die." Said Sarutobi with a mild look of annoyance before speaking again "also they both pass, manly because someone by the name of Sasuke will be very annoyed about not passing and than those damn members of the council will be pissed and give me more work."
And with that he started waking away while smiling to himself thinking about how Naruto had found himself a nice girl, a girl that was just like him in a way. But before he fully left he spoke. "Also Jiraiya, don't make a ton of books on him. We all ready have to many books about his father." And with that Sarutobi fully walked away. Jiraiya just smirked and jumped down to go bring the cute little couple to the infirmary.
Naruto had awaken from his deep sleep to the sound of rattling. He never heard of that sound before but it awakened his instincts and before he knew it he was on top of the roof with two guns? What the hell are guns? And how do I know its name? Naruto thought as the thing that looked like a snake just stayed there. Unmoving but ready to pounce on anything that came near. That when the snake or so Naruto thought it was moved a bit to show Anko just laying down with a blood bag in her mouth. And it was slowly getting smaller as the blood was draining from it.
Anko was in her own little world, she had awoken some time later in a hospital room, right next to Naruto who looked to be passed out as the snoring was somewhat loud. She didn't mind as she saw an IV bag hooked up to her arm. But when she looked at the IV bag, a hunger she never felt came over her. A thirst longing for the beautiful crimson liquid filled her brain. Her mouth opened as the hunger and thirst started to take over her. She tried to stop herself but before she could she started inching closer to Naruto and not the bag. She couldn't stop herself as she bit into Naruto slightly but hurried and removed her fangs? But the urge was still to strong, so she grabbed the bag of book and had enough sense to hurry and summon a rattle snake to shield herself from any prying eyes. And so when that was done she let herself fall into the hunger.
Anko just opened her eyes as the rattling of the snake got more and more intense. And when she opened her eyes she saw Naruto on the roof holding two long metal objects. They just sat/stood staring at each other with Naruto pointing the metal objects at the snake with Anko continuing drinking the blood out of the bag. They stood and sat like that for a small bit before the bag was completely empty. Anko on the other hand was still starving and the perfect meal was just standing there. She jumped at Naruto wanting more blood.
"Jiraiya, go make sure all the people are ready for their fight, I'll go get Naruto and his cute little snake." Sarutobi said while opening the door to the infirmary. And what he saw made him have a nose blood of the century. The little snake was on top of the fox bitting his neck. Anko stopped as the loud thud snapped her out of the trans she was in.
SLAP, "OWWWWW!!" The male populace suddenly felt sick as the most painful thing they could experience in their lifetime shoot through them.
Everyone in the large arena look at Naruto who was now lipping and Anko who had a very cheery smile. Naruto just smirked at his teammates, Sasuke and Sakura. They had looks of disbelief on their face before Sasuke spoke. "How in Kami's green earth are you still alive?!" That question was left hanging as the third Hokage started speaking.
"Sasuke, shut up I'm about to explain the rules for this test. As you can see, there is way too many people here. So we will be conducting a small mock battle to see who gets to go to the finals!" And with that a large screen came from the ground and started to show random names.
All the battles are the same except for Naruto duh, and Anko because like ya know, she's here.ALSO Naruto will not be this all knowing god because that's boring.Oh and Lee will not get his legs crushed because I love Lee because he's cool.
"Will Naruto Van Hellsing and Kiba inuzuka come down to the arena." Said the Hokage and the two boys dropped. "You wanna know something funny Naruto? You will always be dead last, and you will lose to me and then Her love will be mine!" Shouted Kiba as he landed. Naruto just closed his eyes and started to calm his mind. Kiba was getting angry as his attempts at pissing Naruto wasn't working.
Calm yourself Naruto, you can win. Do it in the fastest way show them you're not SOME NOBODY! Naruto's thoughts became violent, something wanted out. His anger, his fear, his self loathing. And he had a perfect way to express himself. Naruto didn't hear the bell signaling for the fight to begin. When he opened his eyes, his vision was looking up. He couldn't feel anything, he heard everything though.
screams of people, yelling. Why is everyone so damn loud thought Naruto. The arena went silent as Naruto's body started to move. It slowly walked towards his head not missing a beat. The next thing that happened made many people faint. He put his head back on his body. The arena suddenly was filled with a laugh, a very demonic laugh.
"AHAHAAHHHA, I CAN'T DIE. FEAR ME KIBA, FEAR ME WORLD!" Naruto shouted as the lights suddenly turned to dust. No one could see but Naruto and Anko. That's when Naruto spoke from everywhere and nowhere. "I have become a true demon! I will hunt your dreams, I will feast on your blood and soul!" That's when the lights started to randomly turn on. How was that possible? Who knows thought a lot of people. But when they turned on it showed Naruto with a manic grin!
Ahahah Cliffhanger. Sorry but I need to take a small break, I'm hitting a writers block sooo, see ya next time!