While the band of unlikely heroes are about to set off on the adventure of a lifetime, Bela, Morag, and their group of misanthropic villains are just planning to get rid of humans and human loving monsters, once and for all.
"So, you at this place called Loch Loud, huh?", Bela asked. "Well, banished actually.", Morag said, "Because of... Angus.". "And who is this Angus?", Bela asked.
"Angus...", Morag said, "He's like royalty for Loch Loud!". "Royalty huh?", Bela said, "Well soon... You will be the next and only ruler of that place!". But suddenly, a voice cried out, "Bela!".
"Oh, hi Mina!", Bela said all nervous, "What are you doing here?". "A better question is...", Mina interrupted, "What are you doing with that human?". "This is Morag!", Bela said, "Morag, this is my wife, Mina.".
"Wait. Didn't you tell me that she likes humans?", Morag asked, and Bela said, "Yes. She does, and I hate that!". "Well, how come you like Morag then? She's a human!", Quasimodo asked. Soon, Morag got annoyed.
"What exactly are you guys doing?", Mina asked in a sarcastic mood. "Do you ever learn to shut your mouth?!", Bela said in a sarcastic mood back. "Bela, I don't want you to do what I think you're going to do!", Mina warned.
"Shut up, bitch!", Bela screamed, and that caused Mina to get offended. "Ooh, you just got roasted!", Quasimodo teased. "Fine.", Mina said calmly, "I will shut my mouth.".
"Sorry about that, Morag.", Bela said, "My wife is more of a... human lover than a human hater.". "And that's a problem because?", Morag asked. "She's friends with that human hybrid, who is my arch enemy.".
"You mean that little kid with the poofy hair and the yellow shirt?", Morag asked, "What did he ever do to you?". "He's the one that made my old best friend into my enemy!", Bela said. "He doesn't normally talk about it.", Mina added.
"Now if you excuse me, the Bela-lings are hungry, and I have to feed them!", Mina said, flying towards another section of the mountain. "You have kids!", Morag said, but Bela that they are adopted.
"Oh, I almost forgot!", Mina said, "These are my kids, the Bela-lings.". "Their names are Pippé, Vesper, Ariel, Cory, Harpos, Scot, and Mosia.", Bela said, "And they all want to be just like me, however that's not usually the case because of their mother feeding them human food!".
"What?", Mina said, "It builds strong muscles. You should really eat these things I bought called Pop Tarts. You put them in a toaster, and it tastes so good.". "Yeah, disgusting good.", Bela said, but the Bela-lings said, "Who's she?".
"For your information, I'm Morag, from a distant place called Loch Loud.", Morag said. "Ooh,", Pippé said, "What's Loch Loud?". "I don't know.", said Vesper. "Me neither.", Ariel said. "Wherever it is?", Cory said, "Can we go there?". "Maybe, dude.", Harpos said. "Is it far away?", Scot asked. "Well, it might be, according to various calculations,", Mosia said.
"Kids, calm down.", Bela said, "Morag is here to help us get rid of that hotel, and all philanthropic beings.". "Oh, so that why you wanted us to made three comic book heroes come to life.", Mosia said. "Exactly, Mosia.", Bela said.
"That's why we have to be prepared for the upcoming event.", Bela said, "Plus, did I mention that I have a good singing voice?". "No.", Morag said, "But I'd like to hear what you're planning with this extinction.".
"Well, I never thought that cronies essential. They're crude, and unspeakably plain.", Bela started to sing, "But maybe they've a glimmer of potential. If allied with your vision and brain.".
Soon, he faces his cronies, and sang, "I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a werewolf's backside. But thick as you may are, pay attention, my words are a matter of pride.". "It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking power and successions, that even you can't be caught unaware.".
"So, prepare for a chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news.,", Bela continued, "A shining new era, is coming nearer.". "And when do we feature?", Vesper asked. "Just listen to teacher.", Bela said.
"I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded, when at last we have given our dues.", Bela sang, "And injustice deliciously squared. Be prepared!".
"Yeah.", Cory said all hyperactive, "Be prepared! Uh, for what?". "For the extinction!", Bela said. "The extinction of the dinosaurs?", Cory asked. "No, dumbass!", Bela shouted, "The extinction of those humans and human loving monsters, like Dennis!". "And those Louds as well.", Morag added.
"Good idea!", Pippé said, "Afterwards, we can do whatever we want, because there's no leader, or king, or anyone.". "No king, no king, la la la la la la.", The Bela-lings teased. "You idiots!", Bela said, "There will be a king and queen.". "Well, father,", Mosia said, "Didn't you say that...".
"We are going to be king and queen.", Morag said, "Just follow our rule, and you can whatever you want.". Soon the Bela-lings cheered, and joined in the chorus. "It's great that we'll soon be connected. With leaders who'll be all-time adored!".
Soon Morag sang, "Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected. To take certain duties on board. The future is littered with prizes, and though I'm the main adressees. The point that I must emphasize is... YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!".
Now she and Bela sang as a duo, "So prepare for the coup of the century, be prepared for the murkiest scum. Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, decades of denial is simply why I'll... Be monarchs undisputed, respected, satuled, and see for the wonder we am.", with Bela singing finally singing, "Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared, BE PREPARED!".
"Yeah!", Scot said, "We will be prepared!". "That's the misanthropic spirit!", Morag said, as she and Bela pulled out a chalkboard. "So here's the plan... We lure our group of misfits into the forest, and we try to attack them.", Bela said.
"But who's gonna do that!", Mina asked, to which she realized what Bela meant. "No no no!", Mina said, "I'm not going to kill those heroes. Not even if I want to!". "Listen here you little scaredy-bat!", Morag said, "Bela told you this once, and one time only! Go lure those heroes into the forest, and make them trapped.".
"Let me think about it, no.", Mina said. "Fine,", Bela said, "You will die a horrible death though.". "Okay, fine I'll do it.", Mina said, "Just because your my husband.". "This is going to be stressful.", Morag said.
Meanwhile, Lucy, Dennis, and the group are walking down a path. "Well, our adventure begins!", Dennis said, "And it'll be fun, plus a bit scary, but a lot of fun!". "Dennis,", Lucy said, "I never get scared.".
"Okay.", Dennis said, "If you say so!". "Plus, where did you get that map?", Dennis asked. "Oh, from the library.", Lucy said, "This map will guarantee us, to get to Bela's mountain, and defeat him.". "But what about that Morag lady?", Dennis said, "She doesn't look harmless.".
"Denisovich, why are you always so innocent?", Lucy asked. "Uh, I don't know?", Dennis asked. "Well, at least we are going on an adventure of a lifetime!", Lincoln said, with Clyde adding, "Yeah, normally I wouldn't be involved in such things, but Clincoln McCloud must be together at all times!".
"Are we there yet?", Leni asked, which caused Lori to say "No.". Each time Leni keeps asking, Lori gets more annoyed. "Van Helsing?", Lisa asked, "You seem to be more grumpy than usual.". "I'm fine Lisa.", Abraham said, "It's just I'm still going with my belief that Lucy and Dennis don't fit as leaders.".
"Well,", Lucy said, "We're now in a forest.". "Ooh, very scary.", Luan joked. "Not right now, dude.", Luna said, "We're just passing through, it's not like we're going to get attacked.". Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. "What was that?!", Lola asked.
"That's just the wind.", Lucy said, "Come on, let's keep going.". "Are you sure Lucy?", Dennis said, "I think we might be heading towards a trap.". "Nonsense.", Lucy said. Then, there was a huge crack, and then... everyone got sent far away from the mountain, and lost into the forest. It turns out that there was a springboard under the group's feet.
Mina was revealed to be behind the bush, and she said, "I'm so sorry.", under her breath. Everyone soon screamed, and landed into a swamp. "Eww,", Lola said, "This is disgusting!". "Well, at least we survived.", Lana said.
"This is all your fault, Lynn Jr!", Dracula said, which caused her to say, "My fault?! Maybe it was your magic that transported us here!". "Why is it that you two always keep arguing?", Mavis asked. "Yeah, why?", Lincoln asked.
"This is no time to argue!", Lucy said, "We need a plan to get out of this swamp!". "Well, maybe I can fly us out of here!", Dennis said. "That might work, but what about us.", Lori asked. "Just hold onto my little bat feet.", Dennis said.
"Okay,", Lori said, "But if you accidentally get bat poop on me, I'll be suing you.". "Uh, the correct term is guano!", Lisa corrected. "Not only that,", Ericka said, "Bat guano is a very good fertilizer.". Eventually, Lori got out, and soon Dennis pulled the rest of his friends and family out.
"Thanks Dennis.", Winnie said, to which the little dhampir said, "No problem.". "Plus, I think this forest is a bit thick for us to go through in one day.", Dennis added. "Good thinking, little dude.", Johnny said, "Good thing I got my backpack with all the things we need, like food, sleeping bags, first aid kit, etc.".
"Great, we'll sleep here tonight, and...", Lucy said, before a paper airplane hits her. "Ow, what's this?", Lucy said, before unfolding the paper airplane. "It looks like a note.", Dracula said, with Lincoln adding, "From the villians.".
The note reads, "Dear Misfit Heroes, if you think you're going to stop us, then you're wrong, because you have exactly two weeks in order to stop the Weird-mageddon. If you fail, it's bye-bye to that luxurious hotel of yours. Sincerely, Bela and Morag.". "It's a threat!", Lucy said, "They think we can't beat them.".
Suddenly, Lucy noticed a P.S., which read, "P.S., Don't tell Mina, but I will be executing her too.". "There's that Mina character again!", Lucy said, with Dennis adding, "So, Morag was evil all along.". "Yes Dennis,", Lincoln said, "She is.".
"Let's just get some sleep.", Johnny said, "And Drac, it's going to get pretty hot, so I recommend you wear this big poncho and sombrero tomorrow. The same goes to you, Mavis.". "Okay,", both of them said.
Soon, everyone went to sleep, but Lucy struggled to go to sleep. Now, she woke up, which caused Dennis to wake up. "Are you alright?", Dennis asked, but Lucy said that she needed a bottle of water. After getting the water, she went back to sleep, but this left Dennis a bit concerned for his friend.
